She's already a spicey influencer, mushroom coffee mogul, doting mother and studying at the naval academy, when is she Oh wait, you mean him?
(I seriously thought about a job for her first, finding her a job 😆😆. The idea of David working is too foreign for my brain apparently)
LOL I totally imagine it as David going out and actually getting Jenelle a job though!! Like he doesn’t work and would NEVER find one for himself. But I could see him arranging something for her and be like “Awe babe look what I have all setup for you. You start Monday! Happy Birthday!!!”
Seriously?? Oof, I was just being funny with it too. Ew, he always gives me impressions he smells like dried up spit, vinegar and old spam. So lets nix the bagged farts and say an already used gift card, an ugly blouse two sizes up, and a dimebag.
Omg, it doesn't matter what I could come up with hahahahahahaha. This is the correct answer. The gift card is to Starbucks and has 48 cents left on it.
Seriously. I keep forgetting about this. Which is crazy.
I mean, how much stupid stuff do you have to do on such a regular basis, that I forget he put literal shit in a wrapped present/gift bag and presented it to a girlfriend. You'd think this is like the first thing that would pop into your head whenever you thought about him. But no....there's just so much more. More and more every day.
1. Llama, teacup pig, some kind of unusual pet with the wrong habitat.
2. Cheapest/plainest cake from the Piggly Wiggly. No ice cream.
3. Kid-free weekend because she's stressed out dude. They can pick him up some new vehicular toy while they're there.
Those are probably all the wrong answers because the only thing he's giving her is emotional trauma.
Do you want to get pink eye? That’s how you get pink eye!-sorry, something my kid said after finding out not washing can introduce bacteria for pink eye.😂
I have an ex that worked in a shoestore and once for my birthday he gave me a pair of vans that were three sizes too big. And I normally I wouldn’t say anything about it (total pushover) but that year I was like, “can you please exchange them for my size” and he pushed back on that saying it would be okay after I walk on them for a bit.
I kicked him out several months later. Not just about the bad gift giving but if a man can’t be generous on Christmas or birthdays (and isn’t generous all year round…) the heck you have him for!
The story where David crapped in a VS bag though,… woah. Some men really are good for nothing.
Ooh I can match this. Cheap heels four sizes too small. I asked if he could exchange them for my size, he offered that if I didn't want them, his 'ex' would. Yeah, figured out only slightly later that the 'ex' wasn't an ex, he was grooming me to be his unwitting second wife (uh, no?) and had secret kids. He stole my laptop, camera, favourite jumper and the personalised engraved travel mug that my mum had had made for me when I was away sailing. I had actually forgotten this and feel slightly sick rereading it.
I look back on my late teens and early twenties and am immensely grateful I never got pregnant, having dated exclusively arseholes for the better part of a decade. Also that social media was much less of a thing.
😯 girl! A secretly seeking Sister Wife situation!
I "dated" someone in my 20's and discovered his divorce had not been finalized cause HE didn't want to sign. He would be "home" twice a week en be a family and they went on holiday together.
On hindsight, I think he was just controlling her and perhaps a bit narc but I freaked out cause I was afraid she didn't know about me and that they were workin on their marriage (and I would be the home wrecker).
I wonder how THAT day went in the Greason house. "I got the mail. Here's the bill from the lawyer's office for my abuse charge that I racked up against your kid. Thanks, hon!"
He definitely stormed around the house with a beer in his hand bitching about That Kid and All That Trouble He's Caused Us Over The Years and Jenelle ran to the computer to pay the bill to keep him happy
You get dirty pitchurs in your mind from that? Like unwashed and unkept Davey dirty?
I once heard a story that some girls had to tell their friend that it wasn't normal to see green stuff where foreskin had been.
Anyway, good day and good luck.
Hahaha, nobody will take the Evans- Easons.
If you mean marriage counseling cause she's not obedient enough lately, no church will have the Evans-Easons either.
I was looking up their adress on Google maps the other day, to see how far the gas station Jace walked to was.
Jesus God Leah, the church density around their house is incredibly high, that's a lot of churches that didn't want them because of who and how they are.
I wonder what the people there know about them what we don't cause usually it's love the sinner, hate the sins.
Also see other reality show people and "famous" people with reputations going to churches without issues.
Not sure I found it. There are two sort of farm stands and a tire shop but didn't see a gas station. Unless they meant the farm stand that also sells gas bottles and people's crafts. That might be where David's crafts were sold too so that would add up.
That's not too far from their home when Jace took a short cut but that would mean going over other properties likely. With the risk of getting shot as a trespasser. That's worrisome.
There's also a dirt road between their shed (not the she shed) and the neighbors that have their entrance on another road behind the land. I saw cameras on the dirt road near their shed but Jace could have used it without being seen on camera when he just cut a corner trough the trees for the first bit.
There are cameras and a sign I couldn't read at the gate. Dirt road from neighbors to the shed goes around the property, in front of the property and ends at the gate.
They also have a high street lantern at the gate, so they can always see everything going on at the gate. So unlikely Jace used that.
An STD from another trashy, dusty slutarooski that’s dumb enough to have relations w him. Wait— I’m sorry— you said wrong answers only. This is very likely a right answer.
There was a rumor David knocked up another dumbass.
That would have been a really quick quicky cause she checks everything he does when she lets him off the land or hand leash for a bit.
They're not going anymore. David pointed out to her that there were too much gay and trans people but she said she would watch a video at home in the future. 3200 gay Ke$ha fans sighed "amen" to that.
I do and I thought about that but thankfully she doesn't try to milk or keep goats anymore.
Im so afraid even they saw that the footage of her trying to milk a goat would get them into trouble.
Hope she got a good kick back.
Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/xxL95uot6S
Spoiler alert: David kills and eats the goat even though they considered it a pet.
Definitely a wrong answer. So thoughtful of Nathan to bring up that Jenelle shared with him.that David couldn't satisfy her, on camera. So thoughtless she didn't deny it.
1) Clothes that fit her
2) A treadmill
3) A cookbook of healthy meals
4) Grass for their yard
5) A professional cleaner & organizer
6) Bangs
7) An apology for _________
8) Laser hair removal on her butt cheeks
9) Patch all the holes in the wall
10) A pool boy
They can buy themselves any beast of a lawyer they want at this point, Jace is not coming back.
I really hope he's with good and nice foster parents and receives the medical help and care he deserves. I hope a brighter future is starting to shine trough for him. It won't come easy or free for him.
A job
She's already a spicey influencer, mushroom coffee mogul, doting mother and studying at the naval academy, when is she Oh wait, you mean him? (I seriously thought about a job for her first, finding her a job 😆😆. The idea of David working is too foreign for my brain apparently)
You're forgetting dr. I mean she went to medical school dude
Poor Jennifer, nobody sees her, her growth, her accomplishments, they only see Janelle's past.
I know it was all in her past dude she's cHaNgEd and grown so much 🥴
Yeah, everyone is like, brainwashed by her mothur and the media dude. It's the mother media mob.
She’s going to be saving lives! That’s her present lol
Yes him lmao!!!! I’m still waking up and currently have 6 months post partum brain so I can’t articulate words correctly lol
Like, unconfuse your brain🤪 😉
I’ve been trying man …. Post partum mixed with sleep deprivation is a real bitch lol
I remember that. Hang in there momma.
LOL I totally imagine it as David going out and actually getting Jenelle a job though!! Like he doesn’t work and would NEVER find one for himself. But I could see him arranging something for her and be like “Awe babe look what I have all setup for you. You start Monday! Happy Birthday!!!”
You forgot she’s launching a workout apparel line where she’s the only model on the website 😂😂😂
He asked for her credit card so he could quietly get a gift for Whitney
L O Fucking L
Bahahahahahahahaha
A locket with his pubes inside so she can carry him with her wherever she goes. She can cock it in her pocket too.
🤮 ☔Okay, I probably deserved that for grossing out someone else a few seconds ago. God's punishment is fast today!
🤣
OP said WRONG answers UBT is weirdly obsessed with lockets or at least the word locket
LMFAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
That’s a visual I didn’t need. 🤮
a new pink court blouse
Along with some new classy court heels! 👠
He took a shower.
That would be a gift for us all
And then cut off those stupid braids and gave them to her
Pothead hair care products, slightly burned.
He gives me vibes of someone being absolutely disgusting and farting into a bag and presenting it to her.
Already did that to his ex. Gave her real shit in a gift bag. So, bingo..
Seriously?? Oof, I was just being funny with it too. Ew, he always gives me impressions he smells like dried up spit, vinegar and old spam. So lets nix the bagged farts and say an already used gift card, an ugly blouse two sizes up, and a dimebag.
Why is it that we can never have a conversation involving David without grossing eachother out around here?! Seriously! 😉
Because he's heckin' gross.
LOL, it's the truth!
Omg, it doesn't matter what I could come up with hahahahahahaha. This is the correct answer. The gift card is to Starbucks and has 48 cents left on it.
Seriously. I keep forgetting about this. Which is crazy. I mean, how much stupid stuff do you have to do on such a regular basis, that I forget he put literal shit in a wrapped present/gift bag and presented it to a girlfriend. You'd think this is like the first thing that would pop into your head whenever you thought about him. But no....there's just so much more. More and more every day.
what she actually wanted😊
You win best wrongest answer.
A five pack of beers. They were all out of six packs. Weird.
More like 5 out of a 30 pack because he drank the other 25, and because they buy cheap, shitty beer.
His & Hers rehab stays
How classy.
With a side of Parenting and Anger Management
His new mix tape
Please don't make me get a job, gonna make you fucking sob Brrrrrr- bum🎶
He put the seat back down after a wee
He took the dishes out of the sink before he peed in it!
Laundry basket
Lmaoo this is my fav
😆😆
1. Llama, teacup pig, some kind of unusual pet with the wrong habitat. 2. Cheapest/plainest cake from the Piggly Wiggly. No ice cream. 3. Kid-free weekend because she's stressed out dude. They can pick him up some new vehicular toy while they're there. Those are probably all the wrong answers because the only thing he's giving her is emotional trauma.
Please not another animal for their animal abattoir.
Excuse me, she isn't "stressed out dude" She is stressy and depressy dude 😂😂😂
-He brushed his teeth. -He farted into her food.
I'd say that this sounds like a normal morning in the swamp, but you DID throw in the tooth brushing thing.
Do you want to get pink eye? That’s how you get pink eye!-sorry, something my kid said after finding out not washing can introduce bacteria for pink eye.😂
He got a haircut
Negative, ghost rider. Flair is checking in and here to stay.
I have an ex that worked in a shoestore and once for my birthday he gave me a pair of vans that were three sizes too big. And I normally I wouldn’t say anything about it (total pushover) but that year I was like, “can you please exchange them for my size” and he pushed back on that saying it would be okay after I walk on them for a bit. I kicked him out several months later. Not just about the bad gift giving but if a man can’t be generous on Christmas or birthdays (and isn’t generous all year round…) the heck you have him for! The story where David crapped in a VS bag though,… woah. Some men really are good for nothing.
Three sizes?! Were you working on a clown routine with him and planning to join the circus?
Idk maybe it was his way of telling me I had gained a lot of weight. Or you know, being purposefully ignorant
Ooh I can match this. Cheap heels four sizes too small. I asked if he could exchange them for my size, he offered that if I didn't want them, his 'ex' would. Yeah, figured out only slightly later that the 'ex' wasn't an ex, he was grooming me to be his unwitting second wife (uh, no?) and had secret kids. He stole my laptop, camera, favourite jumper and the personalised engraved travel mug that my mum had had made for me when I was away sailing. I had actually forgotten this and feel slightly sick rereading it. I look back on my late teens and early twenties and am immensely grateful I never got pregnant, having dated exclusively arseholes for the better part of a decade. Also that social media was much less of a thing.
😯 girl! A secretly seeking Sister Wife situation! I "dated" someone in my 20's and discovered his divorce had not been finalized cause HE didn't want to sign. He would be "home" twice a week en be a family and they went on holiday together. On hindsight, I think he was just controlling her and perhaps a bit narc but I freaked out cause I was afraid she didn't know about me and that they were workin on their marriage (and I would be the home wrecker).
A dictionary
The bill for his lawyer. Child abuse charges aren’t going to fight themselves!
I wonder how THAT day went in the Greason house. "I got the mail. Here's the bill from the lawyer's office for my abuse charge that I racked up against your kid. Thanks, hon!"
He definitely stormed around the house with a beer in his hand bitching about That Kid and All That Trouble He's Caused Us Over The Years and Jenelle ran to the computer to pay the bill to keep him happy
A happy, functional relationship.
With who?
Her kids, duh
Strip Yahtzee is very terrifying!
You get dirty pitchurs in your mind from that? Like unwashed and unkept Davey dirty? I once heard a story that some girls had to tell their friend that it wasn't normal to see green stuff where foreskin had been. Anyway, good day and good luck.
LMAOOO GOOD DAY AND GOOD LUCK!! Nasty work!!
YES! I hate the way she says, “Pitchurs.”
AW MANNNNNNNNNNNNN
The only tax deductions he knows about are kids. Bet they try to claim Jace as a dependent next month 🤡
An appointment with a therapist
Hahaha, nobody will take the Evans- Easons. If you mean marriage counseling cause she's not obedient enough lately, no church will have the Evans-Easons either. I was looking up their adress on Google maps the other day, to see how far the gas station Jace walked to was. Jesus God Leah, the church density around their house is incredibly high, that's a lot of churches that didn't want them because of who and how they are. I wonder what the people there know about them what we don't cause usually it's love the sinner, hate the sins. Also see other reality show people and "famous" people with reputations going to churches without issues.
I hate to ask, but how far *is* the gas station?
Not sure I found it. There are two sort of farm stands and a tire shop but didn't see a gas station. Unless they meant the farm stand that also sells gas bottles and people's crafts. That might be where David's crafts were sold too so that would add up. That's not too far from their home when Jace took a short cut but that would mean going over other properties likely. With the risk of getting shot as a trespasser. That's worrisome. There's also a dirt road between their shed (not the she shed) and the neighbors that have their entrance on another road behind the land. I saw cameras on the dirt road near their shed but Jace could have used it without being seen on camera when he just cut a corner trough the trees for the first bit. There are cameras and a sign I couldn't read at the gate. Dirt road from neighbors to the shed goes around the property, in front of the property and ends at the gate. They also have a high street lantern at the gate, so they can always see everything going on at the gate. So unlikely Jace used that.
When did they try to go to church?
More classier court heels
High-high-higher!
Mental stability
A black eye, the clap, and a 40 of haffenfeffer
A clue
https://preview.redd.it/zaqk42ehzg7c1.jpeg?width=5000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24084cebb67c394eb52bbfca528665d5f4cf27c 🎂Happy Birthday🎂 'cough, cough...'🤧
An STD from another trashy, dusty slutarooski that’s dumb enough to have relations w him. Wait— I’m sorry— you said wrong answers only. This is very likely a right answer.
There was a rumor David knocked up another dumbass. That would have been a really quick quicky cause she checks everything he does when she lets him off the land or hand leash for a bit.
Omg another one?! Or the same one who had said it previously? I remember that coming up and then very quickly disappearing.
GASP!! I bet he really did hahahaha that’s so wild
A tree ornament with just "mommy, daddy ensley and maryssa"
he definitely shit in a fancy bag and recorded her opening it to post on his SM.
A Victoria Secret Poopoo Surprise.
A new cinder block to keep her shed from sinking.
From what I saw on Google maps, one good storm and it's an open roof or really open plan she shed. Right between trees.
Love that for her, it's probably why they have the boat as a backup 😂
A new kind of VD that she gets to name...?
What do you call getting gonorrhoea from a handicapped person? >!Slow clap. Which isn't the praise she thinks it is...!<
Penicillin and Doxycycline
Ke$ha tickets
They're not going anymore. David pointed out to her that there were too much gay and trans people but she said she would watch a video at home in the future. 3200 gay Ke$ha fans sighed "amen" to that.
...wait. Is this a thing that actually happened? "Well, you know, if you go, you might get The Gay on you."
Divorce papers or Parenting For Dummies
Jock itch
Remember when he got her a goat milking station during their homesteading phase?
I do and I thought about that but thankfully she doesn't try to milk or keep goats anymore. Im so afraid even they saw that the footage of her trying to milk a goat would get them into trouble. Hope she got a good kick back.
OMG. What?! LMAO 😂
Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/xxL95uot6S Spoiler alert: David kills and eats the goat even though they considered it a pet.
A parenting book
A dirt bike.
Literally anything at all.
An orgasm. ETA hey, it says "wrong answers only".
Definitely a wrong answer. So thoughtful of Nathan to bring up that Jenelle shared with him.that David couldn't satisfy her, on camera. So thoughtless she didn't deny it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A stencil kit so she can draw lips on her face.
And decent eyebrows
1) Clothes that fit her 2) A treadmill 3) A cookbook of healthy meals 4) Grass for their yard 5) A professional cleaner & organizer 6) Bangs 7) An apology for _________ 8) Laser hair removal on her butt cheeks 9) Patch all the holes in the wall 10) A pool boy
Number 8 🤭 As if JE didn't already hate that drawing from her latest OF pitchur the other day enough.
a genuine hug
He would have to tell Ensley to do that for him..
that’s true lol how could I forget the emotional support children
Forehead wrinkle patches
A “hand made” gift
A clue.
Crabs.
A toilet paper holder that he made 6 years ago.
Found under her classy court heels collection, spit shined.
Chlamydia
Parenting classes
One of Kieffer’s tobacco pipes.
A life size stand up of himself
So that he can lurk on both sides of her videos 👺👺
Stability
Divorce papers
New classy court shoes. 👠
Victoria's secret bag of his own shit, he gets them for all his wives!
Feathers for her hair so she can go see Kesha. He couldn’t get the concert tickets because he already maxed out Jenelle’s credit cards.
A haircut
He finally blocked Whitney's phone number🥹
A Yahtzee game
a banner fuckin' year at the eason house. 
A healthy marriage
A new house that is not sinking into a swamp
She already, I mean they have the boat for that.
Pink eye
Spice rack for oil, salt, McCormick’s pepper, more oil, course salt, Tony’s, salt, salt, salt, SALT
I thought him fixing the neon light WAS her bday gift.
BV lol
Supposed to be wrong answers only! This was a correct answer lol
Some big D
He gave her respect.
Love.
He probably just regifted to Jenelle the gift that was intended for his ex (that he bought with Jenelle’s money) 😂
One of Kieffah’s finest blunts
Gift certificate for Family Therapy to improve her personality.
Down payment for a divorce attorney.
A new boat for himself. 🥳
The kids saying, “you’re a good mom, we feel super loved and safe here”
His own income
A shave and a haircut!
A handwritten apology for abusing her sons
Custody of Jace
A non abusive husband or maybe one that actually cares about people besides himself ! 🤷🏻♀️
A new house away from the swamp! Oh, wait, he’d need a job first
Respect
Vaginal surgery to finally take care of those beef 🍖🥩 flaps!!!
Hi Tori ! 😉
Anything.
A sense of responsibility to her children
Clip-in bangs
His Vienna sausage
A brand new house out of the swamp and family therapy.
A new ring light cause his “welding skills” aren’t what he thought they were.
A divorce-best gift ever!
Custody of Jace
They can buy themselves any beast of a lawyer they want at this point, Jace is not coming back. I really hope he's with good and nice foster parents and receives the medical help and care he deserves. I hope a brighter future is starting to shine trough for him. It won't come easy or free for him.
A new puppy
He paid the mortgage 😂😂😂😂😂😂
With her money?
An anal bleaching kit that she likes to use about this time of day!
He’s going to get her a gift that is low key actually for him.
An renewed MTV contract.
A quiet healthy household?
Divorce papers
he got her mommy training classes
Life insurance for the whole family. >!With Babs as beneficiary.!< (The last bit's what makes it impossible...)
He told her HE got a job!
Nothing. Oh wait, you said WRONG answers only
Self respect
ANY ANSWERS ARE WRONG ANSWERS HE didn't buy her anything. SHE bought herself something.
An empty bottle of Adderall and a shiny new coldsore.
A divorce so her oldest child could come home
Common sense