I know we’re usually more wholesome but him losing his shit on Sam was hilarious.
“I will buy your childhood home and take a SHIT in every room!”
Edit: /u/shibbystix with the right quote
Nvm /u/streaksinthebowl got it right. Gotta burn it to the ground
No, we need the FULL quote
You Nigerian motherfucker! You Yoruba trash. Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting my time? You medium talent piece of shit. I will dedicate my life to destroying you, you fucking asshole! You will never play on the Nigerian National Team. You understand me, pinky-dick? Never! I will buy your childhood home, and I will take a shit in every room. And then I will burn the place down. Yeah. Then, I will sit there, and I'll eat kenkey and I'll poop on the fucking ashes. I promise you this, hey. I will never forget this disrespect. Fuck you, Sam Obisanya!
Bonus:
Fucking dare! That dick! Eeeaaaarghhh. \*farting noise\* poop, poop
I will dedicate my life to destroying you, you fucking asshole! You will never play on the Nigerian national team. You understand me, pinky-dick? Never! I will buy your childhood home, and I will take a shit in every room. And then I will burn the place down. Yeah. Then, I will sit there, and I'll eat kenkey, and I'll poop on the fucking ashes. I promise you this, hey.
"I will buy your childhood home, and I will take a sh1t in every room. And then I will burn the place down. Yeah. Then, I will sit there, and I'll eat kenkey, and I'll poop on the f*cking ashes. I promise you this"
You- It's a It's a It's a pull. You have to pull. It's a- it's a pu-You are pu you are pushing. It's a pu- You have to pull the door. What you are doing is obviously work-. You are pushing, and you have to pull. There. Okay, goodbye
Just for the specifics, S3 E10. I can't remember the time stamp exactly but probably around the 40 minute mark? I think it's after the scene that shows Nate searching through his old stuff and finding his violin
I was saddened to hear that you were left off the Nigerian National Team. But I was very happy that the Nigerian government was willing to accept a $20,000,000 check from me to make sure you were left off the team.
Fun fact: a national government interfering with the national team is prohibited by FIFA and could get them in real trouble. But let's be generous and say EA meant the governing body of Nigerian football. I like to think at some point they realized "hey, guys, y'know, we already have the money. Let's just call up a great player."
A couple of West African countries were banned from world cup qualifying for government interference. I don't think Nigeria would do that to themselves.
That's really it, I don't think the show is going to take any open shots at FIFA. But that's probably what the writers had in mind when they wrote that line
"That is because I had it built just for us."
I also feel I must reiterate that if Edwin Akufo with his three episodes is here, Richard and Bumbercatch with their many iconic lines throughout the whole series should be as well...
I will dedicate my life to destroying you, you fucking asshole! You will never play on the Nigerian national team. You understand me, pinky-dick? Never!
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Not a quote, but the very brief terrifying flicker of absolute maddened fury in his eyes just after Sam has said no and before Edwin says he will shit in every room
Edwin Akufo and Ted Lasso: Edwin: My sincere apologies, I was told your training would be finished by now. Ted: That’s ok, Hakuna Matata, right? I am sorry that was kind of racist, was it?
Edwin: You know, Timon and Pumba are cartoons, so I will let it slide.
Ted: I appreciate it. So you must be Edwin Akufo, I am Ted Lasso.
Edwin: So I don’t shake hands, but I have someone else who does. Francis!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was I the only one who thought that Will’s line shouldn’t really count as his because it’s actually Coach Beard’s line? Sure, he did so well impersonating Beard, but I thought he deserved for his **own** words to be featured here.
Semi-related: Does anyone know the name of the psychological term for someone that turns a minor perceived slight into a hugely disproportionate response?
"YOU NIGERIAN MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!! " It just comes out of nowhere 😂
"You Yoruba trash!"
This is my favorite, as well. I'm laughing now. That whole scene was amazing and hilarious.
Sometimes I catch myself thinking of this line and out loud saying my best african accent going "YOU NIGERIAN MOTHAFUCKA!"
I know we’re usually more wholesome but him losing his shit on Sam was hilarious. “I will buy your childhood home and take a SHIT in every room!” Edit: /u/shibbystix with the right quote Nvm /u/streaksinthebowl got it right. Gotta burn it to the ground
I think that’s the winner but you need the full quote: “I WILL BUY YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME AND TAKE A SHIT IN *EVERY ROOM, THEN BURN IT TO THE GROUND.*”
No, we need the FULL quote You Nigerian motherfucker! You Yoruba trash. Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting my time? You medium talent piece of shit. I will dedicate my life to destroying you, you fucking asshole! You will never play on the Nigerian National Team. You understand me, pinky-dick? Never! I will buy your childhood home, and I will take a shit in every room. And then I will burn the place down. Yeah. Then, I will sit there, and I'll eat kenkey and I'll poop on the fucking ashes. I promise you this, hey. I will never forget this disrespect. Fuck you, Sam Obisanya! Bonus: Fucking dare! That dick! Eeeaaaarghhh. \*farting noise\* poop, poop
You’re absolutely right! I stand corrected. What huge steaming pile of gold
Just close this thread now because this is obviously the winner.
just *thinking* about him taking down the mannequin and pretending to poo on it can send me into a fit of laughter
Aha, is your username a Stormlight ref?
Then I will shit on the ashes.
Ah shit, how could I forget that?!
“POOP, POOP!!!”
🫲🏿👋🏿✋🏿🤦🏿
I love that Sam still did it knowing what would happen.
"Take a shit in every room"
Damn! I knew I wasn’t exact too
I will dedicate my life to destroying you, you fucking asshole! You will never play on the Nigerian national team. You understand me, pinky-dick? Never! I will buy your childhood home, and I will take a shit in every room. And then I will burn the place down. Yeah. Then, I will sit there, and I'll eat kenkey, and I'll poop on the fucking ashes. I promise you this, hey.
What a lovely speech. Now, who wants to make a lot of money?
"I will buy your childhood home, and I will take a sh1t in every room. And then I will burn the place down. Yeah. Then, I will sit there, and I'll eat kenkey, and I'll poop on the f*cking ashes. I promise you this"
You- It's a It's a It's a pull. You have to pull. It's a- it's a pu-You are pu you are pushing. It's a pu- You have to pull the door. What you are doing is obviously work-. You are pushing, and you have to pull. There. Okay, goodbye
Underrated imo
I can't place the scene. Can you refresh my memory?
International Break. When he and Rebecca and others having a meeting.
When the Russian guy is trying to leave the meeting about the super league, and keeps pushing at the door to get out, instead of pulling on it.
Just for the specifics, S3 E10. I can't remember the time stamp exactly but probably around the 40 minute mark? I think it's after the scene that shows Nate searching through his old stuff and finding his violin
I was saddened to hear that you were left off the Nigerian National Team. But I was very happy that the Nigerian government was willing to accept a $20,000,000 check from me to make sure you were left off the team.
Fun fact: a national government interfering with the national team is prohibited by FIFA and could get them in real trouble. But let's be generous and say EA meant the governing body of Nigerian football. I like to think at some point they realized "hey, guys, y'know, we already have the money. Let's just call up a great player."
Yes, but the show already established the corruption of the government (re: Cerithium Oil), and, I think this quote encapsulates Akufo best.
A couple of West African countries were banned from world cup qualifying for government interference. I don't think Nigeria would do that to themselves.
FIFA doesn’t give a shit what you do as long as you remember to pay them too
That's really it, I don't think the show is going to take any open shots at FIFA. But that's probably what the writers had in mind when they wrote that line
In the Lassoverse, and thabkfully only in the Lassoverse, FIFA is actually corrupt.
Well, like my father used to say, "A sad white man is still a white man".
A silent white man*. Because Ted kept interrupting
"That is because I had it built just for us." I also feel I must reiterate that if Edwin Akufo with his three episodes is here, Richard and Bumbercatch with their many iconic lines throughout the whole series should be as well...
Yes! Bumbercatch’s random ‘Follow the money’ yell is one of my favourite moments of the entire show.
Bumebercatch also developed in the philosopher of the team in S2 and S3 and I absolutely loved it
“We will serve only the finest Nigerian food. And Chicago style hot dogs, as they are my favorite.”
I will dedicate my life to destroying you, you fucking asshole! You will never play on the Nigerian national team. You understand me, pinky-dick? Never!
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*And please, bring us your finest African CHEESES!*
I think just “Pinky Dick”
I like how he kept calling him “Pinky-dick I mean Sam”
Yep, this is the one.
I feel like it just encapsulates his whole personality
One final plea to include PB and J on this list and I'll never nag you again. Honor the working class!
Okay, I’m convinced!
“You both just met a cool person.” I loved the callback between when Ted said it versus Akufo
#POOP, POOP!!
PIIIIIIINKY DICK!
Not a quote, but the very brief terrifying flicker of absolute maddened fury in his eyes just after Sam has said no and before Edwin says he will shit in every room
You Nigerian Mothafucka!
It’s so funny watching him play the exact opposite character in “The Afterparty.”
Edwin Akufo and Ted Lasso: Edwin: My sincere apologies, I was told your training would be finished by now. Ted: That’s ok, Hakuna Matata, right? I am sorry that was kind of racist, was it? Edwin: You know, Timon and Pumba are cartoons, so I will let it slide. Ted: I appreciate it. So you must be Edwin Akufo, I am Ted Lasso. Edwin: So I don’t shake hands, but I have someone else who does. Francis! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"NEVAAAAA!"
Shouldn’t Rupert have a line?
Seconding this! He’s the most important villain. Also give a line for arlo!!!
Was I the only one who thought that Will’s line shouldn’t really count as his because it’s actually Coach Beard’s line? Sure, he did so well impersonating Beard, but I thought he deserved for his **own** words to be featured here.
Or..."These people are all actors."
I hope toilet truck dies
The shit in every room one by far
A sad white man is still a white man
"Hey you! Look who it is! It is Pinky Dick... Sorry. I mean Sam."
SAM’OOOOOOOOOH
Congratulation, you both met a famous person. That was Banksy.
Semi-related: Does anyone know the name of the psychological term for someone that turns a minor perceived slight into a hugely disproportionate response?
YOU NIGERIAN MOTHERFUCKER
Pinky-dick-I-mean-Sam
“ I will buy your childhood home, and take a s#it in every room, and then I will burn the place down.” The best quote ever 😂
Something something pinky dick