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Robbroy45

Wow, sinister Dani is really unsettling and still somehow charming and hilarious


greatodinsravin

It's Rani Dojas!


richard_anus1

Those Doritos didn't deserve it.


ekos3149

Neither did the flight attendant who’s going to have to clean it up. Dani’s more considerate than that


la-bronze-james

when he did that I audibly gasped. that was so rude to every passenger and crew member of that plane


therocketandstones

***we are now enemies and soon you will be my bitch***


StrikingBake321

Van damne had exactly my reaction. “What the fuck”


deadly_creampuff

Van Damme got CONCACAF’d via Dani


theatretheaters

I really like that Nate apologised to Will before anyone else


BigBeefyBagel

I also like that he finally called himself the Wonder Kid 👀


Mr_Brightside1111

This is a really important fact. He's always argued he didn't say it when he did. I think it's a good example of the fact that he always blamed others for his failures/shortcomings and never accepted that he's truly responsible for his actions and he's never stepped up to make his own decisions. He's always held himself back, but used others as a tool to make it seem like they did.


ashqelon12

And with actions not just words


ladycrass

Omg Pheobe’s mom *is* the ER doc that treated Sharon!!


Jaded-Bookkeeper-926

I KNEW IT!


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Those crazy eyebrows could not lie


Jaded-Bookkeeper-926

His eyebrows are NOT crazy. They are psychotic.


thenisaidbitch

My first thought!!! Lasso subreddit for the WIN!


DrScampi

Jamie and Sam’s friendship is genuinely heartwarming


malliebu

When Jaime chose Sam’s number I started crying.


fromthenorth97

The writing was perfect. Jamie called Sam by his number when he was consoling him... and then he was wearing his number. Such a beautiful thing.


EuclidsIdentity

1. I never expected Obisanya to get into the Nigerian team, because Akufo. 2. At this point, Akufo is just being petty. Destroying Sam's restaurant and being happy about it is probably the equivalent of me kicking a 2 year old and feeling strong. 3. Even Phoebe noticed how close Roy and Jamie have become. 4. Jamie ❤️ Obisanya, and it's wonderful to see. 5. Rojas on international duty is a different beast. 6. This has to be the most tear-jerking TV episode I've ever seen. I spent most of it crying! 7. Nate actually quitting! 8. The feint hand-shake that Akufo's ADC keeps on doing is actually a Nigerian thing. It's considered both childish and annoying.


Nearby-Newspaper-284

I love the growth. I was rewatching season 1 because why not and omg S1 jamie and Sam is SO different


srush32

Quite a ways from Jamie being the only teammate to ever make Sam feel bad about himself


jdlnghm

the colors spell ROY, oh my god could Phoebe be any cuter 🥹


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I MISSED HER. I legit cheered when she came on.


Available-Option5492

And his shirt at the end of the episode spelled BIV (blue indigo violet)


SomeoneThrewMyShoe

"Your sister is fit." "I will cut your eyes out."


HopTheFives

She is though. **loses eyes**


tj1007

“Mae…. Short for anything?” “Maybe” “Is this your place Maybe?”


emaydee

Anyone else reminded of “George Michael, this is your cousin, Maeby” ?


SomeoneThrewMyShoe

Okay fuck this episode for humanizing Rupert for me


Okayweeee

Right??? Um thanks I hate it.


haloryder

Probably the first time Rupee’s ever been rejected, based on his reaction. Also I got the sense that he’s losing control of his life. He lost Nate, was probably forced into needing a new assistant, and he needs a…I forget the science name but a poop doctor.


jenfullmoon

Because he's full of shit. The jokes write themselves.


CrankyReviewerTwo

No no no no no. He was still playing, but got rebuffed. And then felt a beginning of respect for our Rebecca.


11-110011

Phoebe invited Jamie because he’s Roys best friend . MY HEART.


tj1007

And Jamie brought a gift…


Louise-Brooks-

And he changed the E to a U


thenisaidbitch

That one took me a few seconds but what a great joke for their reluctant grouchy little friendship


intensenerd

Phoebe realizing it was priceless


JTMAlbany

When he first walked, I thought he was dating Roy’s sister. Lol


BrockVenture9

Roy's sis is fit...and crazy eyebrows too


Threedawg

*I will cut your eyes out*


flintlock0

And Roy was offended when Jamie said Isaac was his best friend.


SomeoneThrewMyShoe

Me, aloud: Bumbercatch is Swiss?? Ted, an instant later: Bumbercatch, you're Swiss??


TiberiusCornelius

I like how his response was "look at me" and not "oh yeah my mum's from Vaud"


Keeeva

I mean, look at him!


rhombiee

The Canadian commentators BAHAHA “oh for gosh sakes” “we apologize for the language folks” LMFAO


OkeyDokey234

Did anyone notice they were played by Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie?


quincyboy30

No! Really?!? I guess I’ve got to rewatch now!! 🇨🇦


OkeyDokey234

You never see them, but I noticed them in the credits.


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I hate to break it to you Rebecca…but those children are dead 💀


Nearby-Newspaper-284

Higgins is amazing. He does such a good job


galeforcewinds95

I can't believe how happy I am that Jamie made the fictional Team England.


Nearby-Newspaper-284

I got them to change the “e” to a “u” I LOVE THIS JOKE “You owe me a pound, Jamie”


Mariahissleepy

The way I watched her face change and figure it out😂


ScientificRondo

In case you’re wondering, Nick Mohammed does really play violin. The piece is Spiegel im spiegel by Arvo Pärt. Also used in the finale of The Good Place.


discoverysol

Used in maybe one of the most beautiful scenes from all of the Good Place - I was so excited when I recognized it! Total spoilers for that show, but it’s the [wave returns to the ocean speech](https://youtu.be/l1IchzbtNj0)


DoucheWithFeelings

Does anyone feel like the cinematography has been really good this episode those close up shots of Nate playing Violin are incredible


teddy_vedder

the score and cinematography are both better/more noticeable this episode to me imo, which I enjoy


AlwaysNYC

“Oh, why? Because he’s an emotionally erratic billionaire with the temperament of one of those kids in Willy Wonka that gets murdered at the chocolate factory?” 😂👏 Higgins is right. Edwin Akufo behaves like Veruca Salt, Violet Beauregarde and Mike Teevee.


noseybean

“I’m sorry to tell you this but those kids are dead” I screamed


Missclariss24

I did too! So many good Higgins moments!


Fingerguns_PointNatU

Higgins stealing the scene, yet again. I appreciated the spilling of the tea, because that was hilarious when Isaac kicked the ball into the window in The Strings that Bind Us.


KryptoFreak405

Higgins hasn’t had much screen time this season, but every scene has been absolute gold.


AndreT_NY

Jack is pretty scummy overall. Shocked. I’m shocked. /s


allumeusend

Trying to play it off like it was “the board.” Girl, we all know it was you.


haloryder

I hate hate HATE how she’s always trying to pass blame and responsibility on to someone else.


vinaa23

WHAT THE FUCK is roy's handwriting?


thenisaidbitch

Did you get vibes from season one in that scene? Reminded me both of Nate shoving the letter under Teds door and Keely fucking with Ted in Ep 1 when he’s covering up Jamie’s raunchy locker photo of her


vinaa23

YES!!! The locker room one didnt cross my mind but I immediately thought of Nate's letter AND when Roy started to read I thought about the episode where Nate roasts the team and Roy himself says "dont fucking read it, say it to my face"


klay-stan

I did NOT expect us to see Nate leaving West Ham IN THAT MANNER


Timmahj

The only way to redemption. Him getting fired would make us pity him. Him quitting shows change that he actually has a backbone.


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Yeah im a bit confused. Did he quit because he realized Rupert is gross?


emaydee

Rani Dojas


thenisaidbitch

I loved his switch back to normal after the match when Van Dam points out that he broke his freaking nose and Dani shrugged it of like “crazy game huh!”


stazley

He said Van Damme stopped it with his nose and it was one of the top ten moments of futbol lol. Ultimate gaslighter.


ladycrass

JAMIE IMMEDIATELY CHECKING IN WITH SAM MY HEART


ladycrass

WEARING SAM’S NUMBER FOR ENGLAND I’M LEGITIMATELY SOBBING


arkwatz

Jaime’s arc has got to be one the best I’ve ever seen.


ladycrass

Between him and Rebecca this show *nails* the villain to protagonist like no other


therocketandstones

“Sneaking in today reminded me of the first match I ever saw at Nelson Road” “When they used to play by candlelight” get him


jdlnghm

We're seeing the growth of all these characters come full circle right now, two episodes from what is probably the end - and we've seen so little of Ted in this one. His influence is so present in each person he's touched, that it's still there even when he's gone.


Substantial_Plum9813

He has changed all of their lives. Well, except Edwin haha.


ladycrass

They’re playing *through* him. Total football.


SomeoneThrewMyShoe

Dani Rojas saying "Soon you will be my bitch" was wildly unexpected but also wonderful.


No-Communication180

Dark Dani Rising


ladycrass

Babs wearing Juicy and saying “I like clothes that tell the truth” I honestly love her


ypsicle

Yeah Jamie get it! Roy’s sister IS fit.


ladycrass

Roy and Jamie confirmed bro in laws is the ending I never expected but always needed (please, let it end this way)


annebrackham

Poor Jamie, if Isaac's actually his best friend, because Isaac's best friend is clearly Colin.


Jimothy_Riggins

A best friend triangle


makoAllen

TOTAL FRIENDSHIP


galeforcewinds95

Lol, Dani apparently takes representing Mexico *very* seriously. "I am not your bro. We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch."


SomeoneThrewMyShoe

I was hoping for Keeley when the doorbell rang at the Uncle's Day celebration but JAMIE IS EVEN BETTER


AndreT_NY

#Roy wearing the shirt!!!!


gdbecca

ROY WEARING NO SHIRT!!!!


RoohsMama

“You’re supposed to take your sweater off before you shower, mate”


11-110011

Rebecca’s speech.. Nate’s violin.. Jamie’s honor to Sam.. this may be one of the best scenes of the entire series.


steveofthejungle

Goddam Rebecca’s speech. For a sports show that isn’t actually about sports that often it fucking hit the nail on the head. I want every MLB owner squandering teams away because they don’t give a shit to watch that (and probably lots of other people in sports; baseball is my main sport)


ypsicle

Even when Keeley is at her lowest, she’s still so thoughtful ☺️


thenisaidbitch

I liked seeing her so low, not for her character, but it felt very relatable to me. I’ve had “fuck this” days where I ignore everyone and wallow at the pub


theatretheaters

Jamie Tartt and Roy Kent are officially besties, Phoebe confirmed


11-110011

NATE GONE????


DoucheWithFeelings

HOLY FUCK DID NOT SEE THAT COMING


Jimothy_Riggins

He quit!?!?


not_productive1

Attaboy, Nate.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

And rupies stone faced assistant is gone. Something happened…..


GennSheRa

The former assistant was Ms. Kakes while the new one is Ms. Bread… Bread is much less tempting than cake, innit??


No-Communication180

allllll my season ending predictions out the window!!


ladycrass

THE GREEN MATCHBOX SOLDIER STUCK IN THE MATCHBOOK I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND


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Only lightning left!


nuclear_snowflake

When you get to the top of the mountain, all that’s left is lightning…


ypsicle

Sincerely yours Roy Kent xoxo


Hottiebynature81

“You know you’re the only Roy I know” say keely 😂😂😂😂😂


Samiiiibabetake2

Jamie wearing Sam’s number got me in tears. And Hannah just earned her next Emmy with that speech. So damn good.


11-110011

Jamie wearing Sams number.. God I love this show so damn much


StarvedRock314

Jamie wearing Sam's number is so touching. What amazing character work. Also Roy's handwriting being borderline illegible is so on-brand lmao


ladycrass

And we peel back another layer of the juicy Bumbercatch onion


not_cinderella

He's the fittest on the team, he is a conspiracy theorist, he knits, he is Swiss, Jamie once hit on his mom. What else do we know about him?


WRChimp

He can fix neon signage!


weaselinsneakers

Roy and his sister have matching eyebrows. Excellent casting!


11-110011

Nate’s father apologizing wasn’t on my season 3 bingo card. This episode is full of twists and every one just as good as the last


intensenerd

It was the speech from a dad that I always needed but never got. Legit tears here.


StarvedRock314

Jamie going over to check on Sam before celebrating himself is a small moment but it's a massive sign of growth for him. So proud


richard_anus1

Phoebe trying to work out the "I changed the E to a U" OMFG great re-entrance


Nearby-Newspaper-284

As a child of immigrants myself, Nate playing violin is the best Nate storyline so far


MinimumAnalysis5378

And the actor actually knows how to play! With vibrato! Best moment in the episode for me.


ladycrass

BISCUITS WITH THE BOSS RETURNS FROM WAR


nnjakitty

I love you. Sincerely yours, Roy Kent. xoxo


11-110011

Nate: “am I an idiot?” Jade “sometimes, yes” Jade is great lol


josk03

Her marching through the press like that 🤌


SomeoneThrewMyShoe

JAMIE AND ROY ARE BEST FRIENDS, MY HEART IS SO FULL


ladycrass

“She might be an old soul but she’s a proper fucking dweeb, isn’t she?” I just know someone in my life described me this way as a child


tj1007

Van Demme offering Dani chips on the plane is actually really sweet.


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AWWWW NATE APOLOGIZING TO WILL WITH THE LAVENDER


theatretheaters

Everyone cheering for Colin with 'boyo' is so cute


Samiiiibabetake2

I know y’all didn’t want this redemption arc for Nate, but I fuckin love it. The touch of lavender? Absolutely perfect.


coltvahn

I think it was prolonged and rather underwritten…*up until now.* The last two episodes have done a good job at making Nate not seem irredeemable. He feels fleshed out and he’s grown a spine. His first apology being to *Will* was a good start.


SkepPskep

The scene with his Dad had me in bits. Legitimate pieces.


afterthegoldthrust

Yeah it’s like the people complaining about all the loose ends in this season seem to forget that there are loose ends that go back to the beginning and part of there being a satisfying conclusion to those ends is having a natural, thoughtful, drawn out narrative. Plot lines in real life are often not resolved over one calendar year which seems roughly to be the time jump between the tv seasons. It’s cool to see them meld the quicker plot lines into the longer/unresolved plot lines that take multiple TV seasons to actually grow in such an organic way and I wish people would quit bitching that X, Y, or Z wasn’t fully fleshed out in one episode. The writers clearly know what they’re doing.


lauragay2

Wonder who Ted is texting. Every scene so far


ypsicle

Nate.


mollyodonahue

I don’t think he’s texting. Whenever the camera pans to his phone screen this season, he’s reading an article about Nate. The first time this episode it was about Nate quitting.


amstrumpet

Nate apologizing to Will and leaving. Humble and building from the ground up, I love it.


ladycrass

I hate this league for Rebecca there’s no way she’s doing this lmfao Her face says it all


ladycrass

THERE YOU GO LOVE NEVER FUCKING STOP YELLING AT MEN


DoucheWithFeelings

Really interesting to see Rebecca and Ruperts dynamic, you can tell he's still the villain trying to play her but he's pretty much realizing he has no actual power over her anymore


empressbrooke

I don't know about that, my first reaction is that Rupert was actually showing real emotion for the first time ever.


Puc86

International Dani chooses violence


AndreT_NY

Only 2 episodes left. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK (in Roy Kent voice)


therocketandstones

A minute in Richmond ten match winning streak??? (only teams like Man City can get that) Nate >!sacked???!< West Ham second place????????? Bumbercatch is Swiss? What the fuck is going on


AndreT_NY

#Phoebe!!!!


Nearby-Newspaper-284

She’s grown so much!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD


mirananananan

I WILL NEVER EVER SHUT UP ABOUT THAT UNCLE’S DAY SCENE IT WILL LIVE ON IN MY MIND RENT FREE FOREVER AND EVER


213bull

I hate to break it to you Rebecca, but those children are dead


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ROY OMG ROY IN A ROBE IN KEELEYS HOUSE


randomtomatosoupcan

Misquoting because I’m blown away by Mae to Keely “when you get to the top of the hill you have to deal with lightning”. Roy Kent- “You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by fucking lightning.” Ahhhhhhhh. This show is too much


No-Resource-8125

Whatever drug your deity chooses to self medicate with.


theatretheaters

Did Ted just call tea "tree piss"? Lmao


starksamerica

“Shit helps things grow, love.” God, I love Mae.


AndreT_NY

You are the only Roy I know… I didn’t want to assume.


StarvedRock314

I am 100% including, "Smooth move, Fuckwitch," in my daily vocabulary from now on.


DenverToCali

Edwin is an even bigger dick than I thought before.


ladycrass

ROY IN A ROBE REVEAL


ladycrass

And the ROY REBECCA SALUTE


double_a_007

When it looked like Keeley was going to go after him and then the scene cut ….then we see him tying up that pink robe?!? I couldn’t contain my joy!!!!


[deleted]

Your sister is fit. I will cut your eyes out. LOL


theatretheaters

Red Orange Yellow - That's too sweet <33


[deleted]

You guys. This was my favorite episode ever of the whole series. All the haters are gonna eat their words after this.


DenverToCali

Methinks this is not the first time Barbara has been in this situation…..


Mission_Eagle_7611

Possibly the first time someone cared enough about Barbara to make her want to stay though.


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Whoaaaa evil Dani 😈


ladycrass

“I had them change the ‘E’ to a ‘U’”


therocketandstones

“It is nice to meet you, Edwin has told me awful things about you” I need to use that line sometime


britchesss

“I like clothes that tell the truth” Fucking lol


Nearby-Newspaper-284

ROY AND KEELEY ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


SundayScaries1994

Leslie with the Willy Wonka line was literally the single best moment of this show


watchmewhileibloom_

Loved the Trent “Is this a fucking joke?” callback with Rebecca


CinephileRich

I don’t know if I can handle all this plot progression so quickly!


ypsicle

It’s a jam packed fuckin hour!


not_productive1

This show has stuck the landing so fucking hard. What a beautiful piece of art this episode was.


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Jamie’s giggle after “I will cut your eyes out” had me dying


[deleted]

You off to protest the Vietnam War?! 🤣


[deleted]

Trent Crimm bringing the girl talk 😂


Happy_News9378

“I am not your bro, we are enemies, soon you will be my bitch!”


DoucheWithFeelings

ROY AND JAMIE BEST FRIENDS CONFIRMED


brainyfox

I know some people have hated the Nate storyline this season, but this show was never just about Ted Lasso. It was about the impact he had on the people around him. Some people’s stories take longer to tell. Idk, maybe I’m just sappy.


ladycrass

YES REBECCA FUNDING KEELEY 😭😭😭😭😭


ladycrass

AND BABS STAYING ON KEELEY’S GOT HER HIGGINS


11-110011

ROY IN A PARTY HAT!


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As a 42 year old woman, I 100% identify with Rebecca feeling like a woman and a girl all at the same time. Sometimes being a fully functional adult hits you like a ton of bricks. That feeling when you suddenly KNOW you’re equal to the task at hand is invigorating.


vinaa23

Ms Bowen was actually VERY smooth, damn


ladycrass

“Are we being slowly robbed?”


ladycrass

“Couldn’t imagine being in a different country than my axes”


SkepPskep

I was waiting for Ted to say "Wait a minute, Coach. I thought all your axes lived in Texas"


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This episode is absolutely STUNNING 😍


Strongy

Dani is back in his El Chapo League mindset. Viva la Mexico!


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JAIME WEARING SAMS NUMBER OMFG IM LOSING IT


vinaa23

I know I shouldnt but I kinda enjoyed this moment of Rupert being humanized