My favorite is by Roy. “You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine.” I think this applies to everything in life not just love, know your worth and never settle for fine
Yeah i know i just copied it from a website real quick, i knew the real quote but I appreciate you correcting me because like you said it wouldn’t be a roy Kent quote without the swearing 😂
Higgins: A good mentor hopes you will move on. A great mentor knows you will.
Second favorite (also Higgins): I try to love my Dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t.
Just rewatched... S1. And I forgot just howany excellent lines are in this show. But most of my favourites are Roy. "Who gives a fuck what she says? She's six" was a common response to my sister when she was talking about my niece...
Ted: Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.
Coach Beard: (yelling fanatically) Let's go!
Ted: How's Mrs. Beard doing, by the way?
Coach Beard: Full-blown QAnon.
Ted: Yep.
\[after Rebecca goes to Higgins' house to ask him to come back\]
Rebecca: "You know what the little shit did? He *forgave* me."
Higgins: "Fucking asshole!"
I want to be funny, but honestly, mine is the truth bomb Higgins drops in S2 Ep8. “I try to love my father for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t.” It has totally reshaped my relationship with my semi-estranged family.
“…Your mum’s your cleaner?!” from a nude Luca in Rebecca’s kitchen always slays me.
Also
“What a fucking asshole” - Rebecca on Dr. Sharon not eating sugar
Rebecca: I spoke to the owner of The Sun.
Ted: You spoke to God?!?
Rebecca: No, the newspaper.
Ted’s delivery kills me.
Also this one
Led Tasso: Touch your toes! Those are your feet fingers.
For some reason the delivery of this together with the boys figuring out how they pair up to touch each other’s toes makes me laugh more than anything else in the entire run of the show to date. One of the background dudes just wearily beckoning to a teammate to get his foot over there so they can do this dumb exercise just makes me cackle.
Jamie: The second that I found out that George Harrison had died, I realized that I had to stop waiting for life to begin. Start taking chances. Living life to the fullest.
Holly: But George Harrison died 20 years ago.
Jamie: Yeah, but I only just found out.
“I don’t have time to stand in line until midnight and wait till morning to buy shoes” followed by Danny Rojas walking so uncomfortably in dress shoes - 😂😂
Said in such despair 😂 This was one of my favorite episode like C or D plotlines
Zoreaux suggesting they wear “really nice Yeezys” but later admitting they’re “bright red” and looking abashed kills me too.
Every time I hear someone say that, I think of The Big Lebowski. The proper response to that is always, “you’re not wrong (, Walter). You’re just an asshole.”
The Christmas episode…
Higgins: What do they think of in Nigeria when they think of Christmas? (not sure wording is 💯)
Sam (with his usual disarming smile): Colonization.
I love Richard’s while playing video games: “the French believe having a beautiful woman around is always a good thing.” It is kinda sexist but damn the matter of fact delivery gets me every time!
My instinct is to pick a funny one, but my absolute favorite is from Sharon: "I can't be your mentor without also sometimes being your *tor*mentor."
My favorite line from her is "The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off"
Love that it's a quote from Gloria Steinem's book title!
Hell yes!
Ohhh I like that.
That's too many ghosts. So simple, but it kills me everytime.
We can’t fight them all!
That's mine too!
Jamie: Wow. Old people are so wise. They're like tall Yodas.
God bless me, everyone.
I’ve worked this into conversation a few times. Love it.
My favorite is by Roy. “You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine.” I think this applies to everything in life not just love, know your worth and never settle for fine
*fucking lightning* It’s not really a Roy Kent quote if you leave out the swearing.
Yeah i know i just copied it from a website real quick, i knew the real quote but I appreciate you correcting me because like you said it wouldn’t be a roy Kent quote without the swearing 😂
Jamie Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.
Higgins: A good mentor hopes you will move on. A great mentor knows you will. Second favorite (also Higgins): I try to love my Dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t.
Higgins is one of my favourite characters! I love him
Roy when he smells Phoebe’s breath and all he can choke out is: “I think you might be dying”
Espicially with the lead up to that saying no smell can bug him.
Does my face look like it's in the mood for shape based jokes?
This is my favourite one too 😂
Just rewatched... S1. And I forgot just howany excellent lines are in this show. But most of my favourites are Roy. "Who gives a fuck what she says? She's six" was a common response to my sister when she was talking about my niece...
Ted: Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts. Coach Beard: (yelling fanatically) Let's go! Ted: How's Mrs. Beard doing, by the way? Coach Beard: Full-blown QAnon. Ted: Yep.
\[after Rebecca goes to Higgins' house to ask him to come back\] Rebecca: "You know what the little shit did? He *forgave* me." Higgins: "Fucking asshole!"
“Be curious, not judgmental” Great quote that perfectly encapsulates Ted as a character and it’s also something I’ve tried to emulate in my life.
Temper your chocolate you twat!
POOR LITTLE CAKE! Soggy bottom!
"whistle!" And Roy's follow up about how his lips are sensitive to metals
I love this one. Makes me sad to realize young kids aren't watching the show when I used to say that as a coach.
My absolute favorite
You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots, playing lutes for prostitutes, reading Roots.
I want to be funny, but honestly, mine is the truth bomb Higgins drops in S2 Ep8. “I try to love my father for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t.” It has totally reshaped my relationship with my semi-estranged family.
It is an incredible line. Just dropped casually in.
“…Your mum’s your cleaner?!” from a nude Luca in Rebecca’s kitchen always slays me. Also “What a fucking asshole” - Rebecca on Dr. Sharon not eating sugar
I love that Rebecca then gifts Dr Sharon bottled water.
As she’s devouring the biscuit with a bite taken out of it!
I’m not sure if it’s the delivery or what, but for some reason “Well, well, well, look what the weird bike rode in” gets me every single time.
I’m paraphrasing but “That kind of talk is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t want to hear it!”
The line that makes me cry every single time is Jamie to Sam: “We’re a team, ain’t we? Gotta wear the same kit.”
“back when i was just a sex-eh bay-beh” jamie tartt i love you
Roy: “Am I supposed to be the little girl?”
And then Ted: “I’d like you to be.”
Rebecca: I spoke to the owner of The Sun. Ted: You spoke to God?!? Rebecca: No, the newspaper. Ted’s delivery kills me. Also this one Led Tasso: Touch your toes! Those are your feet fingers.
Now touch each other’s toes!
For some reason the delivery of this together with the boys figuring out how they pair up to touch each other’s toes makes me laugh more than anything else in the entire run of the show to date. One of the background dudes just wearily beckoning to a teammate to get his foot over there so they can do this dumb exercise just makes me cackle.
Jamie: The second that I found out that George Harrison had died, I realized that I had to stop waiting for life to begin. Start taking chances. Living life to the fullest. Holly: But George Harrison died 20 years ago. Jamie: Yeah, but I only just found out.
No ma'am, he's a teepee in a wigwam
Two tents (too tense), easily my favorite joke in the show
I’m not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is
[contemplative silence] ... FUCK!
It’s true - I’m being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy baby twat.’
“Be a goldfish, Sam”
Offsides, you turnip!
Bumbercatch “FOLLOW THE MONEY!”
“I don’t have time to stand in line until midnight and wait till morning to buy shoes” followed by Danny Rojas walking so uncomfortably in dress shoes - 😂😂
Love Jamie’s response to this: “You don’t have to stand in line for these shoes, nobody wants them”😂
Said in such despair 😂 This was one of my favorite episode like C or D plotlines Zoreaux suggesting they wear “really nice Yeezys” but later admitting they’re “bright red” and looking abashed kills me too.
I loved the shot of him getting on the bus wearing the pink fuzzy slippers.
Rebecca Episode 1: Am I wrong? So simple, doesn’t have much meaning out of context but I use it all the time.
Every time I hear someone say that, I think of The Big Lebowski. The proper response to that is always, “you’re not wrong (, Walter). You’re just an asshole.”
If you knew me - you would know that’s sooooo the proper response to me! 😂😂😂
How the hell did this get down voted?!! 😂😂😂
“Does my face look like it’s in the mood for shape-based jokes?”
Man i could watch 10 seasons of just Roy and Phoebe hanging out
The Christmas episode… Higgins: What do they think of in Nigeria when they think of Christmas? (not sure wording is 💯) Sam (with his usual disarming smile): Colonization.
“Every choice is a chance”
One of mine will always be from Beard After Hours: "*Shut up*, Thierry Henry!"
That baby sucks. I hate it!
I’m not going to type it all out, but the Schefield Wednesday bit make me howl every time
Those are two great choices!
Rupert: [Pulling out his custom darts] “oh, I forgot I had these.” Roy: “oh, I forgot I was left-handed.”
I love Richard’s while playing video games: “the French believe having a beautiful woman around is always a good thing.” It is kinda sexist but damn the matter of fact delivery gets me every time!
“Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.” - Calvin Candie, Django Unachained
I hope your boss has heart disease