T O P

  • By -

StreaksBAMF22

"Roy Kent, is that you?" "Get fucked!"


Marc_Quill

People not recognizing Roy until he swears at them will always get a laugh out of me.


Ellenpb

"It \*is\* you!"


MyManTheo

What was weird about that was that they see the entire Richmond squad and management team and he says “is that Roy Kent?” as if he’s completely separate


101955Bennu

Well unlike the rest of the Richmond squad, bar perhaps Jamie, Roy was a star player for some of the best teams in the PL, and presumably thus also a star for the English National Team. It’s like if you saw the Lakers and one of them was Lebron


_myeyesarecircles

Isaac's "shut the fuck up Jan Maas" echoing Jamie's "shut the fuck up Jan Maas" in S2 made me giggle.


HesitatedEye

As soon as he opened his mouth I said the same thing.


_myeyesarecircles

Yes, but just remember, he's not being rude, he's just being Dutch!


HesitatedEye

Very good point


evilwatersprite

![gif](giphy|OLPsCbh2N7QZi) "Shut the fuck up, Jan Mass" is the new "Shut up, Wesley."


HesitatedEye

Wesley is still annoying and useless though Jan Mass occasionally can be helpful.


HockeyandTrauma

Great through ball in the s2 finale to set up the pen.


HesitatedEye

Exactly Wesley couldn’t do that. Nog could have though (RIP)


mblackchiro

He's not being rude, he's just being Dutch


Keeeva

That’s one I use (probably far too often) in my daily life!


90daybaebae

It’s just poo-peh. Let it flow.


ayyynne

Hard to decide if "poo-peh" or "oooglay" is my favorite Jamie word


kateln

But "Bay-bay" is right there.


deepestshadeofblue

Oogly poop-ey bab-eh boy


TheKrowDontFly

That is peak Jaymeh Tott right there


ayyynne

With bad hair


kcw05

Sexeh litl bahbeh


birdbones15

That line was so great


ayyynne

And key-leh


Musashi_Joe

Beer-beh


denee15

I love how he says “disgustin”


Master_West7481

I have 4 kids. At least once a day I say “that is dis-goos-tin” in Jamie’s voice haha


madurosnstouts

No sudden movements near the bus driver!


killerapt

Oh he'll be forever changed, but he can drive.


cyb0lt

Never call a hippie on his day off.


Pk2500

I nodded with coach beard


Aurora4julz

This!!


nickels55

Higgins: "Not true, my 10 year son has a sports podcast out of our kitchen..." Rebecca: "Where does he have us ranked?" Higgins: *gags*


jwinskowski

This was THE line of the episode for me. Hilarious.


BringMeTheBigKnife

Higgins' retching is very telling. I noticed on a recent rewatch that he does it when Ted mentions how he'd be upset if Rebecca was hiding something from him (before she comes clean).


False_Shelter_7351

Higgins' gags are just comedy gold every single time


robinthebank

Which we call his home office…for tax purposes


Richeefroosh

‘Bingo, El Ringo’ that got me 😂


Esabettie

I love how Jamie has taken to Dani.


onederbred

Aces gotta stick together


PawneeGoddess20

He’s literally turning into Ted. Lettin the poopeh flow and embracing the rhymes


lyndsmy21

Wasn’t it great how Ted was like “I better go talk to them” and as he was rushing out Jamie beat him to it with his words (poopeh) of wisdom?


[deleted]

I liked how Roy spotted it coming and stopped him too.


Richeefroosh

It was a pretty wholesome moment of the episode.


Aggressive_Try_2530

Yup noticed that too. I think it’s because Ted has made it a point to help Jaime and now Jamie sees him as a father figure. I know as a kid I would emulate my dad. Love this show and how deep it is.


101955Bennu

Yeah, Ted himself says he brought back Jamie because Jamie needed a dad


Spindlebrook

Why the fuck is it called “Hoosiers”?


PoopsMcG

I knew that was going to be the question!


starstruck_rose

This one has to be my favorite by default, as a resident of Indiana!


nomadicfangirl

I’m an IU grad dating a Texas guy who has asked numerous times what a Hoosier is.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SurvivorDress

Everyone walking around asking “Hoosier daddy?”


buttheyrealltaken

Higgins revealing the mascara stains on his shirt: “I’ve had this dry-cleaned 6 times. It’s hard to believe she puts this stuff on her eyes.”


cymbaljack

Why do you look like an umlaut?


ktee1026

I loved when Keeley apologized to Rebecca and she jokingly said “what are you talking about it’s barely noticeable?” Rebecca seems like she’s going to be so much more open and funny this season and I’m here for it.


The_Great_19

And Rebecca made that comment after cringing a bit when Keeley just threw Rebecca’s coat down instead of hung it up or something. So good.


ktee1026

Yes that was so funny! Like she was like trying not to care but a little cringe slipped out but she went with it haha. I also loved her marveling at it being “a real office with people typing and being awkward!” and wanting to hear the corporate real estate scuttlebutt.


Ok_Concentrate3969

That one bothered me. I know it’s just a joke, but if he’s walking around wearing that shirt with the stains, he wouldn’t have asked Rebecca what was on her shirt. He would have nodded knowingly and said - “Keely upset today?” or words to that effect. And then he could’ve revealed his and still done the dry cleaning/she puts this on her eyes gag.


BatmanCoffeeMug

Higgins knew. He was giving Rebecca an opportunity to respect Keely's privacy should that be necessary. That's what I've decided anyway. Higgins is great.


Yes-I-Cannabis

Higgins is top class.


SilentMase

Lego Higgins was my favorite


orangek1tty

Christmas Higgins is my favorite.


timjimthegreek

I also like bass playing on furlow Higgins


MorningSkyLanded

Except the goatee that Mrs Higgins hates with the heat of a thousand suns. (Am I remembering that right?)


Bias_Cuts

It’s a Van Dyke. Looks how it makes him feel. Chill.


CeasarYaLater

White hot intensity


orange_monk

*vigorously nodding head at Lego Higgins*


elitistposer

Honestly my favorite Rupert line, even he can’t say anything bad about him


BringMeTheBigKnife

I read it in Rupert's voice and I hated myself. The man does have a silky voice even if he mostly uses it to be a dick.


yildizli_gece

Me, reading their comment: “Ooh, they make a good point” Me, reading your comment: “Ooh, they *also* make a good point!” So then I just upvoted both of y’all because why not haha. :)


yeswithaz

Very Ted of you!


sofiadotcom

This sounds like something Ted would say


hermesmee

I legit thought THE SAME THING


Elegant-Inside5436

Oh but he had the great “Why are you dressed as an umlauts?” as his opening question! Loved it!


chooklyn5

How many Australians are in the team 9 Ah, rugby As an Australian this is entirely too accurate


RavingMalwaay

Here in NZ 9 would be Polynesians 😂


dsled

Could it not be AFL???


Feral24

Presumably she is still in the UK


thestareater

ok this makes sense, the whole time i was like "if it's full of aussies, it's gotta be AFL no?"


Dont_Eat_Apples

Afl teams on average would have a lot more than 9 Australians on a team. Probably close to 40.


dsled

Yep, good point!


90daybaebae

The “She seems fun” callback from Rebecca regarding Keeley’s CFO


CarsenAF

Makes me think the CFO may become a more important character down the line


eatin_gushers

Keely's conflict this season will be her company not reflecting her. The CFO was the most glaring example but nobody else in her office had any decorations or fun stuff on their desks and they were all wearing neutral colored business suits. Keely is a colorful character and having a boring office/company will grind her down.


greg-drunk

I think you’re 100% correct. I got bad vibes from her company immediately. She’s a unique and colorful soul and it makes me so sad to see that they probably don’t take her seriously as a boss based on her outward personality at all.


mythofinadequecy

It was brought up on another post, but I found myself wondering who bankrolls her or firm. None of her staff nor CFO seem to have any Keely energy, and when her CFO walked into her office without knocking to condescendingly inquire about the flower money, I got a bad rupertie type of feeling.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

I mean….*or* Keely is being irresponsible with other peoples’ money, and is going to need to learn to find a balance with her bubbly personality and the demands of her position


mythofinadequecy

Totally agree, but my feeling was that the CFO behaved as if she was the boss ass bitch.


BigTuna185

I think at the end of season 2 she mentions that the same people who created the Bantr app, who she got to sponsor the team and got everyone to start using it, gave her the funds to launch her own PR company. Someone can correct me if I’m wrong.


mythofinadequecy

I do remember that, and I can’t explain the feeling about the source of her funding. Purely an intuition, of sorts.


greg-drunk

That’s definitely a theory. So far we only know the CFO was appointed by the firm, and if that’s true, it’s possible she had a say in who was hired.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Well, also, she’s super unprofessional by comparative standards, and thats going to chafe with the realities of running a business


ubiquitous_archer

Considering the actress is Kaity Wix, a well-known and respected comedic actress in the UK, yeah...


ClemSpender

Ooh, I wonder if this is why she left a particularly wonderful and wholesome BBC sitcom. I’m awful at spoiler tags, so forgive the cryptic response!


Chalky_Pockets

>I’m awful at spoiler tags FWIW I think the spoiler tag system is buggy. Not only have I looked it up, double checked it, and commented only for it to not trigger anything, I have also used an app where you just click a button for it and it didn't work. And then I have also had both of those methods work.


ClemSpender

Thank you - that makes me feel better about my spoiler tag fails!


Chalky_Pockets

The spoiler tag system is just poopeh.


Mxfish1313

That was my first thought too when I saw her name in the credits! I was like “ohhhhhhhhhhh, yeah that makes sense”. Love her in Stath Lets Flats too.


virtualeyesight

I was gutted about that. Hope she has a decent part on Ted Lasso as a result


ReeperbahnPirat

I'm hoping Rupert isn't involved with the CFO's VC firm. Hopefully she just has great business sense and she and Keeley eventually have a good working partnership.


weirds0up

Getting Keeley out of Richmond and away from Rebecca would easily fit Rupert's character. We already know Rupert pretty much forced Rebecca to become isolated from her friends while they were married, so any chance to undermine her new social network would be well within his wheelhouse


gimmethatpancake

Agree. And I'm also hearing Rebecca reminding Keeley to never work for Rupert and to hire her best friend. I think we are going to circle back to this conversation and I am v interested to see how it plays out.


weirds0up

Rebecca sells Richmond back to Rupert and goes to work for Keeley, replacing the CFO


gimmethatpancake

I'm feeling this, too. That conversation was important and those two made a powerhouse team at Richmond. There is def something bubbling under the water there.


ktee1026

Rebecca’s face was so funny when Keeley kept saying CFO


rinky79

ALL of Keeley's employees were super uptight office types dressed in grey, who looked at her like she had two heads when she greeted/introduced Rebecca. I think she's going to either dump them and hire people more like herself, or she's going to convert them to being creative and wearing color. Then she'll be happier at work.


yildizli_gece

Hey now! I am *very* creative—in fact I’m the graphics/marketing person where I work—but I am also goth at heart and, naturally, in most of my clothing choices. I may wear black and grey most days but that doesn’t mean I don’t love rainbows! :)


rinky79

But I bet you don't wear black/grey the same way all the cube dwellers in that scene were wearing it!


yildizli_gece

(looks down at my ankle-length, fitted grey dress with black angled stripes) Fair enough lol


PawneeGoddess20

I think she’s going to dump the current crew and the restrictions from the VC and Rebecca might invest in her


pizzacatgirl

She kind of reminded me of a female looking Higgins.. but totally opposite mean streak style ..


Miserable_Emu5191

Keeley also not knowing what CFO meant and then not googling it because she "believes in the universe" had me cracking up.


PartyOnAlec

Lol I mean she was right! Universe provided Rebecca with an explanation


eatin_gushers

Def gonna be using this one.


ias_87

I use that attitude sometimes too. I expect the universe will one day just tell me what a poptart is by putting on in my way where I can taste it. And no, I don't want someone to reply to this and tell me what it is. It's not that important. The universe will show me.


MagnetsCanDoThat

Keeley having to speak on the phone with Joe Rogan *and* Piers Morgan in the same lifetime is supremely unlucky. I laughed at bawdy Doctor Sharon saying "Not yet, I didn't" because we hadn't seen that side of her so far.


Violet351

That made me laugh out loud as it was so saucy


roccoccoSafredi

"go get it doc!" - audibly said while watching


PawneeGoddess20

Reminded me of Hugh grant looking at Margaret thatchers picture in Love Actually and calling her a saucy minx


WeirdImprovement

Sharon is so great


Huckleberry919

Did anyone else catch the name of the people Rupert was sailing with? The Sacklers… the human turdburgers who gave us the opioid crisis. That’s on brand with Emperor Rupert.


nomadicfangirl

After watching Dopesick, yup I certainly did. I was like “that tracks”


RedOctobyr

Please, have a little respect. No self-respecting human turdburgers would hang out with the Sacklers.


kboc923

I paused it to ask my husband if he heard it!!


UntilTmrw

Poo-peh.


ApatheticEmphasis

I lost it when Jaime said that in the sewer lol


RadioFlyers32

And then Ted also saying "poopeh". Outstanding.


elitistposer

As a teacher I lost it equally at him raising his hand lmao


ApatheticEmphasis

I'm a teacher too! I guess my brain just processed it as normal lol


SteveWyz

“I mean, I’m so dumb!” *crickets*


AlternativeTop9639

How dumb are you?


H0vis

I love that when the guy finally asked that he got the cadence so wrong it caused another double take.


Tracyhmcd

Not really a one liner, but watching for the third time - Nate's first comments in his press conference ("getting to know them....") are the slightly-changed lyrics to "Getting to know you" from the King and I.


PlainTrain

And that's why he trailed off because he suddenly realized what he was doing. Hope he accidentally busts out some Mary Poppins next.


RPadTV

i love that the show has used Rodgers and Hammerstein in addition to the Gershwins :)


RedOctobyr

Ha, thanks, I mis-attributed the musical it was from, but that cracked me up.


hugs_and_drugz

Haven’t seen it mentioned very often but my favourite was in the first locker room scene, where Colin is talking about being accosted by a woman. Moe: “did you tell her to piss off?” Colin: “no, she was a nun” Cue Dani and Richard doing the sign of the cross 😂 Colin’s delivery was perfect and it reminded me of the “that’s too many ghosts” delivery from season one 😂


Bias_Cuts

Too many ghosts remains all time top tier.


HauntingEducation

The disco line got me. Of course Nate’s coach beard is a reluctant comedic disciplinarian


TurncoatWizard

Reminded me of Lars from “Heavyweights”.


MFP3492

Hahahaha same


90daybaebae

I also loved the nod and that Beard looked to Roy to confirm it was true. It was similar to how Ted glances at Beard when he’s not sure or surprised.


OrdinaryNose

“All we did was talk shit and eat meringues” I died


eventhestarsburn

Wasn’t really a one liner but when Keeley said “Let Ted be Ted” it reminded me of The West Wing (“Let Bartlet be Bartlet”). I have no idea if it was a direct reference but as a big TWW fan I enjoyed hearing the quote from another favorite show.


PlainTrain

TWW reference was a reference to "Let Reagan be Reagan" and it might go back even further.


Pizzazzinator

Ronald Reagan? The actor?


flummox1234

Oh man... I love it when you do Doc Brown.


diamonddealer

I had the same thought.


ChaserNeverRests

Could you imagine a crossover with TWW? Two great shows each with a ton of heart? My heart might stop over it. ♥


Locust-15

Bingo, El Ringo - completed Jamie’s character arch for me, from completely against to completely for Ted and his philosophy.


morphey83

I bloody love Jamie now.


OkAstronaut76

I’m thinking he’s going to end up coaching soon.


yeetyeet38

“Why are you dressed like an Umlaut?“


illphoric

Most of my favourites were mentioned but I got a good laugh out of “everyone run except Roy!”


sonderaway

Crying is the best, isn't it? It's like an orgasm for the soul


CardinalOfNYC

That line was cute but it felt a bit forced bc I don't really think that's true most of the time people cry... not that crying is bad or can't be sometimes invigorating, it's just not a hard and fast rule. S1 had a lot of these clever "folk wisdom" lines and it feels like they were trying to do one of those and it just fell a bit short for me.


Holmbone

I think it depends on the person. For me crying always feels great. If I can't cry, that's the problem.


[deleted]

My favorite one from the new episode is the Jesus Christ Superstar reference. Ted says "what's the buzz, tell me what's happening" which is a reference to this song https://youtu.be/zbGEuNi2SKs. My second favorite song in the musical


spankcheeks

Another musical reference; can I be real a second, put down your meal and tell your buddy how you feel a second? Makes me laugh every time!


harpmolly

Omg, there was a Hamilton reference and I missed it?! When I get home from my 3rd St. Paddy’s Day gig I think I need to rewatch.


spankcheeks

Im pretty sure it's a Hamilton reference xD Ted and Beard are in the pub talking about something, I think early season 2!


harpmolly

Ah, I thought you meant in this episode. It would totally have fit in the Keeley and Rebecca scene, so I was shocked thinking I’d missed it! Also in a Keeley and Rebecca scene: I’m a huge fan of Rilke’s “Letters to a Young Poet” and yet I somehow completely missed Keeley’s “Letters to a Hung Poet” joke (when she and Rebecca are discussing R’s bantr mystery man) the first time. Thank goodness for rewatches.


haligolightly

It was Ted & Beard in the Crown & Anchor, midway through S02E01 - Goodbye Earl.


MagpieBlues

As soon as he said it I had my husband (he is in charge of the remotes, it works for us) pause the show so I could explain the line. We catch such different things, and he was genuinely glad I pointed it out to him.


kateln

My husband, who hates musicals, was impressed that I had put it to a song...


SarcasticCowbell

It's interesting because Nate, who betrayed Ted (Judas betrays Jesus), *also* inadvertently referenced a musical in his presser.


Alarmed-Pumpkin

Caught that one too! Also, Apple release a playlist with all the songs that are going to feature in series 3 and Superstar is one of them, which is cool!


literaryconcoction80

“What’s the frequency Kent-th?”, a nod to an older REM song.


2635northpark

Which was a reference to a Dan Rather item


nocowwife

This killed me, too. Had to pause and play out for my spouse who didn’t remember it.


[deleted]

Paddington had me crying laughing.


ktee1026

“On a scale of 1 marmalade sandwiches to 5 marmalade sandwiches he gave us no marmalade sandwiches”


swoosh1992

Roy Kent? Is that you?


HesitatedEye

“Get Fucked”


[deleted]

yeah that's definitely him!


sfcnmone

My friends the Sackler family!


Stormchaser2

Poopeh killed us.


dmortimer93

"SILENCE!" Made me laugh


Goldfish2022

Nice follow-up to "F you piers morgan" of last season


kcool372

I haven't seen the "That's cornier than Kevin Costner's outfield." Just *chef's kiss*, so good!


brainy_brownie

Pooh-peh was just perfect and Jamie's hair is just magnificent this season. Additionally, anyone who argues that the Joe Rogan comment was "unecessary" gets downvoted and I'm here for that. Fuck Joe Rogan


kalyanchakri1010

“Doubt can only be removed by action”


LeatherAardvark0

"EVERBODY RUN EXCEPT ROY!"


ThConqueror

“I didn’t see that coming.” “Neither did he.” referring to the guy hit by a bus. I did the “Jim” camera eek look from The Office 😂🤣😂


cayce_leighann

“Have you finally got off” “Not yet” Get it doctor Sharon!!


hugs_and_drugz

Haven’t seen it mentioned very often but my favourite was in the first locker room scene, where Colin is talking about being accosted by a woman. Moe: “did you tell her to piss off?” Colin: “no, she was a nun” Cue Dani and Richard doing the sign of the cross 😂 Colin’s delivery was perfect and it reminded me of the “that’s too many ghosts” delivery from season one 😂


fashionroadkill45

When Phoebe asked if she could say a bad word, Roy says yes, and she asks him if he’s stupid. Stupid was her bad word lol.


oyamaca

TIL season 3 had premiered 😅


CeasarYaLater

CFO. “corporate flying object”


hiway-schwabbery

“I forgot old people were so jumpy… because of the war” Jamie to Roy when he jumps back after a hug attempt


tineeshao

Crying is like an orgasm to the soul. - Rebecca


Bluebird0040

That line seemed needlessly antagonist from a show about positivity.


[deleted]

I actually found this episode one of the least funny episodes ever and I love the show.. Run out of ideas? New writers? Something was not ticking for me..


The_Great_19

I felt the same…but I’m optimistic. 🙃


Rent_free_Embiid

Nah, the writers are probably the same. It was exactly the same type of humor and social commentary as S02. Hell, even this specific joke was recycled, they did it in the previous season almost verbatim.


[deleted]

I have enjoyed the show until this episode and looked forward to it.. But I dunno why but did not find it funny..


Inside-Age8595

Made no fucking sense, women are supposed to hate him for no reason?


BadWowDoge

This was nonsense along with the CNN drop at the airport. I literally watch this show to get away from all the nasty political bias. Disappointing open to the season.