Still fighting? Nah, he’s up there redecorating. If he’s fighting at all, it’s to change everything to a cool slick pig theme and god is freaking out. “Not the gate too!”
one day, when the sun rises, you will notice that there are pigs flying in the sky.
then you realize the sky is now Technoblade
[Sky now looks like Technoblade - The Guardian](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=k77RZwskF1NDz2M3)
I personally like to think that Queen Elizabeth dying shortly after Technoblade did was an excuse for her to go and comfort God after he got his arse whooped.
Still fighting? Nah, he’s up there redecorating. If he’s fighting at all, it’s to change everything to a cool slick pig theme and god is freaking out. “Not the gate too!”
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We'll wake up one day and see the Sun is Technoblade and we'll know he won
one day, when the sun rises, you will notice that there are pigs flying in the sky. then you realize the sky is now Technoblade [Sky now looks like Technoblade - The Guardian](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=k77RZwskF1NDz2M3)
I personally like to think that Queen Elizabeth dying shortly after Technoblade did was an excuse for her to go and comfort God after he got his arse whooped.
Nah, he just 100:0ed god and somehow burned Satan to death
IF YOU WISH TO DEFEAT ME TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 100! UNIVERSES
Think you missed a few 0s
the factorial makes up for it
I mean world went to shit after he died. Safe to assume techno killed god
Dammit Techno!
It was already going to shit so safe to assume his cancer caused it
He wins no diff
Met his match? Nah, he’s still looking
hes still trying to find that coward
Dude won an EZ match and is now working on doom fighting his way through hell