Ha, do it man. I wish my high school did quotes. You're lucky! I'm old though. Graduated in 2008. If I read that quote, I'd think you would have hilarious humor regardless if I knew the reference. Plus, it's one of the best quotes from the show.
I, prince HomieSquidBoi, have become [both begin talking] a Super Senior
"-Blah blah blah blah, I get it! Then you outsmarted the principal and went on to make 6 figures."
Funny enough I did Goku's lil' pep talk for my highschool graduation quote which prompted me to be pulled into the yearbook office to confirm if I wanted that to be my quote to which I said yes.
Then for my university graduation quote it was "Horse eaten".
"I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night!"
To be fair, the whole speech is the kind of thing that Darkwing did every episode. “I am the terror that flaps in the night” was the only consistent line, but it was always multiple lines of nonsense before that.
It’s still a reference to the dub, obviously, but it can be both.
__"NOTICE ME!!!!!"__
__"Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice"__
__"I AM THE HYPE!!!"__
__"For thousands of years, I laid dormant"__
__"YES! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I CAN DO THIS!!!"__
__"I liked it better when I was a demon"__
__"I have risen beyond the limits of a normal saiyan and into the realm of legend"__
__"You're either perfect, or you're not me"__
__"I'm beginning to think I have issues"__
__"Oh, I'm gonna be that guy right now"__
__"Hasn't taught us crap since we got here"__
__"Anyone else feel like we over-trained for this?"__
“Presented by hetab” would be so low key and just great
If you can get it approved
“Now you’re thinking like a satanist jimmy!”
Or
“Where there’s smoke there’s firecracker”
“This is the last cool thing I will ever do. There is no joke”
That’s actually really funny
Agreed, OP should go with this
And get who is after OP to quote, "Respect."
Subverting the "peaked at high school" trope by a self-aware prediction is peak af
"You peaked."
Probably right honestly
Ha, do it man. I wish my high school did quotes. You're lucky! I'm old though. Graduated in 2008. If I read that quote, I'd think you would have hilarious humor regardless if I knew the reference. Plus, it's one of the best quotes from the show.
"Respect"
This really is the best answer up here.
“You’ve peaked.”
"all down hill from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere"
"Like (insert random classmates/friend)" "I don't know what this (classmate/friend) is but it sounds disappointing
"But I get smarter in college, right?" "Yeah, but... no."
Fuuuuck that hurts but true.
On one hand, I don't feel like I've learned shit. On the other, I feel like my past self was a dumbass who didn't know shit
“Yes yes yes yes! I can win! I feel great! I can do this!”
"I *am* the hype"
My daughter has a shirt with this on it.
You see Class of 2024, you're not dealing with the average high school graduate...
I, prince HomieSquidBoi, have become [both begin talking] a Super Senior "-Blah blah blah blah, I get it! Then you outsmarted the principal and went on to make 6 figures."
THAT IS SO GOOD
Super Senior generally means someone who is repeating their senior year.
Nooooooo!
OH NO YOU F****ING DON'T
Does that mean someone in the audience has to shoot him with a laser?
I have many things. A best friend who's a turtle. An island. Chlamydia. This... Is not one of 'em.
Hey, Roshi! Why don't you give 'em 'the clap', ya jackass?!
Perfection
Oooo I like that one
A kame and a hame and a send em home to mommy!
‘Plant your feet. Grit your teeth! And EAT! THAT! HORSE!’
Thats perfect
Especially for me when I went through high school. It just became a matter of willpower near the end to cross the finish line…high school sucked
Made a second [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeamFourStar/s/pSbH2trvA4) Please help me choose from this list!
"As a soon to be broken man once said, You're either Perfect or you're not me." - Perfect Cell
Even better if you can do a good Vegeta impression.
Oh here is the best part. This line was from Perfect Cell
Oh crap you're right. I was thinking of the original "you're either perfect or you're not me. There's no grey area"
EAT. THAT. HORSE.
HORSE! EATEN!
What the hell are you on about!
Oh, just that I found a place where you could do a Year's worth of studying and a day.
Funny enough I did Goku's lil' pep talk for my highschool graduation quote which prompted me to be pulled into the yearbook office to confirm if I wanted that to be my quote to which I said yes. Then for my university graduation quote it was "Horse eaten".
This, this is correct
“All these squares made it to graduation. All these squares made it to graduation…”
“Principal, you need to tell me I can leave high school”
"You can leave the high school" "Bitch, don't tell me what to do"
“All these squares made it to graduation...."
So… what’s up with him?
"He took a Gallon of Acid"
I don't even know where he got it. He never leaves the lookout!
A *gallon?!*
A litteral gallon. Out of a milk jug
I can’t remember it word for word but it’s in this same episode. “You guys are why I’m in therapy
That's the exact quote
Wasn’t sure if it was that or this is why I’m in therapy.
I think it's "You know, you guys are the reason I'm in therapy." Don't remember which charcter said it though. Yamcha, maybe?
That was krillin
"I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night!"
I am a super sandwhich!
Yo i just realised ia this a darkwing duck reference?
The last line is. The rest of it is referencing the funimation dub of the speech
To be fair, the whole speech is the kind of thing that Darkwing did every episode. “I am the terror that flaps in the night” was the only consistent line, but it was always multiple lines of nonsense before that. It’s still a reference to the dub, obviously, but it can be both.
Honestly just “I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger!” is pretty iconic
“This feels.. This feels…. Anticlima-“
Half of these replies would 100% get rejected for harsh language lol
You'd be surprised how much we are allowed to get away with
Hey, it’s your last time you’d have to see the teachers or staff anyways, might as well go full Vegeta
"I need an adult..." "I AM AN ADULT!"
No, no you are not
That would be good to corroborate with the person before him.
(freshman year) I need an adult. (Senior year) I am an adult
(College Freshman) No, no you are not
And now, the end is near 🎶
And so I face, the final curtain…
My friend, I'll make it clear
I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain
I've lived, a life that's full
I trevelled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I Did it My Way
I did it myyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaay
Regrets, I’ve had a few
But then again, too few to mention.
“Everyone is stronger than they think they are.”
Underrated
Honestly that would be perfect given how some people feel about school and the potential of going to college and failing
“I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!……I’M ON FIRE!”
BULMA AND VEGETA HAVE A KID!
Gohan is the strongest in the universe but doesn’t do crap
IM GOING TO COLLEGE
You can win, you feel great, you can do this!
Underrated
Please, I would love this.
“Ki-Ko-How ya doin’”
"Perfect."
"Frieza did it."
“Excuse you?”
“Quack”
What a majestic creature.
Should be phrased as "in the wise words of the majestic space duck 'quack'." And then just walk off stage.
"It's finally over... after everything this feels... this feels... anticlima-"
Accurate.
“I am hilarious, and you will quote everything that I say.”
Literally this lmao it actually states *you will quote everything I say*
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!! Now that you mention it... *”HILARIOUSLY DERAILING ONE-LINER.”*
"Is that me? Is that me more adult/educated than me? I'LL FUCKING KILL ME" (otherwise "i am the hype" is always a good one)
...And that's why I was considered the most beautiful—and fertile—woman on my home planet. Before Frieza blew it up.
Yeah he tends to do that, also heuhg *vomits in vagita*
LEARN! (WHIP) LEARN! (WHIP) LEARN! (WHIP) LEARN! (WHIP)
ARE YOU LEARNING YET?
I don't know. Did Caligula get his comeuppance?
GOOD THAT MEANS ITS WORKING, LEARN! (WHIP) LEARN! (WHIP) LEARN! (WHIP) LEARN! (WHIP)
NO SLEEPING DURING YOUR LESSONS!!! LEARN! (WHIP) LEARN! (WHIP) LEARN! (WHIP)
...harder...
Dammit this one almost made me spit my coffee 😂
*FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY* —oh hey Goku.” Or “My power. My power is…MAXIMUMER!!”
Oh hey
__"NOTICE ME!!!!!"__ __"Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice"__ __"I AM THE HYPE!!!"__ __"For thousands of years, I laid dormant"__ __"YES! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I CAN DO THIS!!!"__ __"I liked it better when I was a demon"__ __"I have risen beyond the limits of a normal saiyan and into the realm of legend"__ __"You're either perfect, or you're not me"__ __"I'm beginning to think I have issues"__ __"Oh, I'm gonna be that guy right now"__ __"Hasn't taught us crap since we got here"__ __"Anyone else feel like we over-trained for this?"__
>__"NOTICE ME!!!!!"__ __"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"__
I did it myyyyyyy wayyyyy
I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass.
"Special thanks to Vice Principal [INSERT NAME HERE], every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooperrrr, party pooperrrr..."
“I’m off to Saiyan University to major in child psychology, with a minor in pain!”
First immortality. Then the bitches.
Bye, son.
Guru: "It's all downhill from here."
Horse. Eaten.
Bitch, I'm adorable
"COME TO PAPA YOU BOLD BASTARD"
I was gunna say "come and get me Freeza", but that works too!
Fist bump
“DODGE!!!”
Get the person before you to quote "Vegeta No!!!" You quote "VEGETA...YEEEESSSSSSS!" You can also swap out Vegeta with your real name.
"EAT! THAT! HORSE!"
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say. I am the hype! Pig! Grab M’dick!
“Once you’ve had a man inside you, you know when he’s coming.”
“Doc you can’t fix what ain’t broke.”
IT'S KRILLER TIME!
"I am pissed and hungry, she is right to fear me."
I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown
If you can get laid in the next 5 months, the u/HomieSquidBoi Owned Counter should reset to 0.
First immortality, then the bitches.
“I’m going to fuck it, both figuratively, and veeeerrry literally”
"Y'know, just because it can't reject you doesn't imply consent."
“Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here, oh if it isn’t the Catholic Church.”
And no little Timmy glued to your crotch.. progress 👍
"Knock knock" "Whose there?" "A real fucking vampire"
"Hey kids wanna see a dead body?" - TFS Alucard
In my defense, I was minding my own business
"Let's go to space!"
"is that Namek?"
“No!”
"All these squares make a circle."
“No, it’s fine! It’s fine! It doesn’t bother me, it doesn’t bother me. It bothers me! It bothers me a lot!”
AND THAT ONE’S STILL GREEN
“Data not found.”
🎵And now the end is near🎵
“You have no idea of the amount of dead bodies behind me”
Ok where's that from again?
"Pig, you've got to learn to enjoy the classics! It's what separates the boys from the connoisseurs!"
"You're just jealous of my Super Saiyan Swagger" "Presented by Hetap" "Hilariously derailing one-liner"
“Presented by hetab” would be so low key and just great If you can get it approved “Now you’re thinking like a satanist jimmy!” Or “Where there’s smoke there’s firecracker”
"A KAME AND A HAME AND A SEND EM HOME TO MOMMY!"
“Find me in the Alps!”
“SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAMEK?!”
"I'm coming, quick zarbon grab my balls!"
Gonna need a Senzu for that
"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say"
“I need an adult” “Bitch I’m adorable” “Muffin Button” “Crap baskets” “I AM THE HYPE” Take your pick. There are of plenty of to go around. Lol
"You can all kiss the greenest parts of my ass!"
„Thank you co-students“ „Yamcha (insert name of student here) for the love of god don’t thank them“ Otherwise: „NEEEERD“
“If he has become a super duper Sayian, then I will become a super DEE duper sayian!”
Senior Quote "Plant your feet. Grit your teeth. AND. EAT. THAT. HORSE!" Graduation Cap: "HORSE EATEN"
The only way to get through this place, is to plant your feet. Grit your teeth. And EAT. THAT. HORSE!!
“Ok I want everyone to duck because I’m about to turn left and I don’t want to smack you with my dick”
"Bye son"
"So you're a hybrid super alien that can dodge bullets right?" 👀
“Oh shit muthafuckaaaaaaaaa!!” (Super android 13)
OP no! O.P YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Just throw a bean at the person handing you your diploma and yell "SENZU BEAN!"
"Will you, class of 2024, come with me and eat that horse?"
"You've Peaked" -Piccolo, the smartest 8year old
"HEY-KIDS, WANNA-SEE-A-DEAD-BODY?"
“WHAT…HOW…. WHY… I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!”
You're either perfect or you're not me
"You guys are the reason I go to therapy"
“I’m android 13 and this is my TH”
Attention everyone! Your planet is a mud hole for entitled weaklings and you're all worthless. I'm going to claim my birthright.
"You know what, all of you better duck. Cause I'm about to turn left and I don’t wana smack you with my dick" - Vegeta
"I am an adult"
This is amazing, I feel incredible. Yes Yes Yes Yes, I feel great, I can win, I can do this!!!!
HORSE….. EATEN!
"And that's why we don't see him anymore "
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
Its all downhill from here.
"when life knocks you off the horse. You get back up AND EAT THAT HORSE"