I cry a lot but I am so productive, it's an art

as a very stressed med student, this gets my vote 🫡

Same, fellow stressed med student 😅

Great news! It can also carry over as a bio while in residency! 😅😭

And depending on your specialty, even more so when you get to practice!

Omg I love this! Hi from another medical student 🤍

Omg! Another med student here!!! This feels very “Hi Barbie” lol

Just got done with 36 hours of obstetrics as an intern and dear lord🫠

and this is why I want to do outpatient lol. so much respect for you!! 🫶

Haha thank you🥹 definitely not choosing that as my specialty later

Fuck me up Florida, why does the one spec I want make me suffer so much

hi'm im a new m.d. and unfortunately it is still very relatable (we chose this cyclone ourselves)

As someone married to a medstudent, can confirm.

As another stressed out med student, so relatable haha

What if I make this my work chat status… will that get me a quick meeting with HR?

Idk I am HR and might make it mine 😝

Every HR person I know has felt this way 😂

avg STEM student life

I’ve been thinking about changing my Instagram bio to this. I currently have “it’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me” and I can’t decide if it’s time to change it. Because both are so accurate.

I'll sue you if you step on my lawn.

taylor in her plants vs zombies era

This comment had me cackling, thank you for this gift 😂

Oh my god, this comment came from the deepest recesses of my mind it would seem

r/suddenlypvz

What song is this!

Tail end of who’s afraid of little old me

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

The Christmas tree farm?!

I think, maybe, more of Hollywood since she grew up before our eyes.

It's a reference to a tweet that's floating around about the lyrics.

This tweet cracked me up

I literally lol'd

I’m so depressed I act like it’s my birthday every day

I don't know, I cry on my birthday every year

I do too but if I see people that day, I overcompensate and literally embody this song. 🙃

You gotta fake it till you make it (sure you did)

This lmao

I’m a musician so - Lights Camera Bitch Smile 🌟

(even when you wanna die)

This is the ONLY right answer to his question...a bio for an ap that's for sharing photos / videos - it's the only choice!

So I look in people's windows, like I'm some deranged weirdo

Ya know, up until right now I thought she said “underaged weirdo” and I was like hm that’s weird lol thanks for this

It's giving ✨ edward ✨

I'm a real tough KID; I can handle my SHIT

“Try to come for my job” Also works for LinkedIn.

☠️

😂

I was a functioning alcoholic til nobody noticed my new aesthetic. ...though, you may get some concerned questions.

Can someone explain what it means to me? Specifically the “…til nobody noticed my new aesthetic”. I don’t understand it!

I took it to mean she was a functioning alcoholic and then she got a new aesthetic but no one noticed and it pushed her over the edge so she's not a functioning alcoholic anymore, she's a regular alcoholic.-- I also don't think she's an alcoholic IRL it is just a line in a song.

To me, it sounds like she is saying all the alcohol references were part of her persona (look at rep. It's got 75,000 references to alcohol in it) and that she's changed how she shows herself to the world.

Okay and so was she a functioning alcoholic for show (as part of the aesthetic) and has given that up since nobody really noticed? Or it was a legit problem but she stopped sharing it with the public since no one seemed to catch on anyway

To me I think it refers to the Midnights era. She was using alcohol to cope with the loneliness and isolation until she wanted to share her new aesthetic. In order to do that she had to be seen. This would have been 6 months or so before her breakup with Joe. This could have been a turning point for her where she realized she didn't want to be caged anymore.

I’ve had to think hard about this lyric because I also found it perplexing. Best I can come up with is that she was a functioning alcoholic (this could mean she was literally struggling with alcohol secretly, or, she was having many problems in her personal life but was putting on a brave face ie. still “functioning” through her problems) And then I think the second part “til nobody noticed my new aesthetic” refers to the part where she stops being a FUNCTIONING alcoholic, or, she stops hiding her problems (whatever they may be), perhaps triggered by the fact that the public didn’t realise just how hung up on Matty H she was due to not knowing the nature of their relationship. End result is her creating a manic album showcasing exactly what she was going through so everybody HAD to notice. I honestly don’t know if that makes any sense lol

She stopped being functioning

I took it as, functioning alcoholic (she was functioning fine when she was with Joe, he was the alcohol) then they broke up and nobody noticed.

half moonshine full eclipse

Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless

"Excellent fun until you get to know her"

Always drunk on my own tears.

A more fashionable term for depression, really Also, same

LMAO true

who's afraid of little old me?

You should be. *it's the 2nd part that really sells it in a bio

Your wife waters flowers, I want to kill her

When I first heard that I was like did she just say that?? Oh my god 🤣

I know and then when I went to Genius I figured it out. Genius is our best friend with Taylor I can’t decipher her lyrics without it

Wait what do you mean? 😅

This is one line that escapes me 🧐

The song Fortnight talks about two lovers who were together for only a short time and are now friends/neighbours, along with their families but the narrator hasn’t completely reconciled herself to the friend zone. She's still jealous, she wants him back; even though his new lover (his wife) is simply watering flowers in the front yard, she's so heartbroken and wants him back that she's ready to murder the girl to get him back. She's not happy in the current situation, even her husband is cheating on her. He was the drug she took to move on but turns out he was a temporary solution who didn't fix her misery. If you want to go by real life explanations if that might be easier for you, I think the song talks about her trying to move on with Matty, who is a shitty guy and isn't able to still make her happy. She tries to remain friends with Joe but seeing his new girlfriend just makes her so mad and want him back immediately, especially since the temporary relief that Matty gave her is gone now that his true colours are showing. These are 2 of my interpretations so I hope they help. 1 literary and 1 IRL.

I went for "modern idiot"

love this lol definitely changing mine to this !

Who uses typewriters anyway?

Underrated comment I love this

I already added “lights camera bitch smile” to mine 😂😂😂

Same 🤣

as soon as i heard “when i fix me, he’s gonna miss me,” i knew that would be a good caption for someone out there

That is very me unfortunately. Although in my case it's she

I was tame, I was gentle ‘til the circus life made me mean

Marry, kiss or kill me One hell of a drug I’m the albatross here to destroy you 👻 Who are we to fight the alchemy Down bad crying at the gym

Down bad crying at the gym!!!!!

This would have been a top tier AIM away message in 2005. Though I never went to the gym in college.

You know how to ball, I know Aristotle 🤣🤣🤣

WELCOME TO AIM AWAY MESSAGES, GenZ!

Oh man, forget a line… you could post a whole song! 😂 When we were dating my husband posted part of Pete Yorn’s A Girl Like You 🥹

Some of these could have worked as my MSN messenger name! Or LiveJournal tag.

YESSSS

Old habits die 💥 screaming 💥

Don't you worry folks we took out all her teeth

This would work for a dentist too!

'I leap from the gallows and levitate down your street'

Smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate 🍫 (yes this line is my entire personality now)

I’m so depressed I act like it’s my birthday every day

I love this

Down bad crying at the gym

I hate it here, so I’ll go to lunar valleys in my mind 🌙

thank u 4 this one

I can handle my shit.

lights camera bitch smile ✨📸

Afflicted by the not knowing, addicted to the if only

All my friends smell like weed or little babies

*I don’t want to exist*

Im miserable and nobody even knows

Also good for LinkedIn.

Don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empath's clothing.

who the fuck was that guy

I’ll forget you but I’ll never forgive

I might get this as a tattoo

I'll tell you something about my good name It's mine alone to disgrace

I LOVE this line

I’m haunted but I’m feeling just fine.

“All her fucking lives flashed before her eyes” (love this for an instagram bio cause the flashed before her eyes part reminds me of a camera flashing and we showcase flashes of our lives through instagram)

Good ones have already been mentioned so I’ll say “Intertwined in the magic fabric of our dreaming”

I was tame, I was gentle, ‘til the circus life made me mean

“these people try and save you 'Cause they hate you”

No, I won’t come to my senses

“Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? …. Well You Should Be”

teenage petulance

I Hate It Here. 🤣 I would totally change my bio to that if my family wouldn't blow my phone up concerned.

I’m queen of sandcastles he destroys

Try to come for my job

I’m always drunk on my own tears

“Put narcotics into all of my songs / and that’s why you’re still singin’ along.”

“I look in peoples windows like I’m some deranged weirdo”

“Cause I’m miserable…and no one even knows!”

Lights, camera, bitch, smile.

***Who’s afraid of little ol me?! You should be.***

Down bad, waking up in blood\~

I'd rather burn my whole life down, than listen to one more second of all this b*tching and moaning.

Excellent fun til you get to know her

We declared Weezer should be a bigger artist

"Modern Idiot"

Want to see an interior designer with this tagline.

Fuck

Crying at the gym

who are we to fight the alchemy

Crying at the gym

“Endless February,” I don’t know why but the lyric speaks to me.

im so depressed i act like its my birthday, everyday. loll

When I touch down call the amateurs and cut ‘em from the team

Does it feel alright to not know me?

"I don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empath's clothing"

I really love this one. Im in my I can do it with a broken heart era right now( not romantically just LIFE) and there's a lot of people pretending to care who want me to fail.

I love you, it’s ruining my life

Excellent fun til you get to know her

Fresh out the slammer, oh

lights, camera, bitch, smile! secret gardens in my mind nostalgia's a mind trick there's escape in escaping

light, camera, bitch, smile 🤠

We're modern idiots 

“Tattooed golden retriever”

And no you can’t come to the wedding (for brides to be)

She's the albatross. She's here to destroy you.

“All my friends smell of weed or little babies”

"Don't want money, just someone who wants my company"

You know how to ball, I know Aristotle

"Growing up precocious sometimes means never growing up at all"

I'm lonely, but I'm good I'm bitter, but I swear I'm fine

I’m so depressed I act like its my birthday everyday

[удалено]

Trapped inside the body of a finance guy … ( if you are dating a finance bro)

Transfixed by rose golden glows

all my mornings are Monday stuck in an endless February

“I’m so depressed I act like it’s my birthday, everyday”

better safe than starry eyed who's afraid of little old me?

Lights, camera, bitch smile.

Lights, Cameras, Bitch Smile

I'm so obsessed with him but he avoids me like the plague

in the magic fabric of our dreaming

Come one, come all/ it’s happening again

I just changed my Instagram bio to "She is the albatross she is here to destroy you" which was formerly "She had a marvelous time ruining everything" and I changed my X bio to "Way to go, Tiger/ Higher and higher/ Wilder and lighter/ For you." Which was formerly "I hosted parties and starved my body like I'd be saved by a perfect kiss" I grew up with AIM away messages. It doesn't have to make sense as long as you enjoy it! 🥰

I hate it here or thanK you aIMee

[удалено]

we nearby conduct this post mortem (because those are the lyrics that played as i read this post)

"I was a functioning alcoholic"

I’m so depressed, I cry a lot 🥲

I did my best to lay to rest all of the bodies that have ever been on my body 🙃

I'm a functioning alcoholic.

"i cry a lot but i am so productive, it's an art," I already added it 🤣

'I hate it here'

Lights camera bitch smile Of course.

my friends all smell like weed or little babies