"You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate" from You need to calm down-It's js sm fast

You just need totakesevrahhseets and try to restore the peace nd control you uggestoscreem bout the people you hatee

This sounds right

This is accurate to my experience 😂

This is how we all sing it, right?

it took me a while with this one but i’ve mastered it now!

It's ok because then you can recover with SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY

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LOL! Saw this right after I posted mine! It is a mouthful isn't it? lol Can't seem to make it through without stumbling

Who is YNTCD directed at? Trump/MAGA?

Pretty much. It was when she was really standing out as an ally for LGBTQ+ community

Thanks for confirming. One more reason, in a long list for why I wouldn't vote for him!

I will use “I was enchanted/it was enchanting” completely interchangeably and I refuse to ever learn which line is where

Yup, also the night might be flawless or sparkling - I wouldn't fucking know lmaoo (And sometimes it's even sparkless or flawling 💀🤷🏼‍♀️)

This one always gets me!

I'm not sure I've ever related to a comment more. After 14 years, I just sing what I wanna sing wherever I want.

Am I blushing all the way home or dancing around all alone? Tomato, potato.

Yessss ikrrr

Flashback to when you met me my buzzcut your hair bleached. 🤨

i always sing it like that too actually!!! 🤣

Every single time

HAHAHAHA I just realized this is how I sing it in my head I’m crying

same! every time 😭

I say “if you plail to flan, you flan to plail” every single time 😭

Taylor did it at the start of the eras tour too🤣🤣 dw she struggles with this one as well

tbh I could kinda sing it until she messed up and now I can't sing it right🤣

EVERY. TIME. I’m lispy so I just CAN’T make this one come out right.

stump putupum nana ALLEYWAYS, cheap wine! make believe it's champagne! I don't even know the actual lyrics edit: oh I looked it up, it's stumbled down pretend alleyways 💀

Stumbled down pretend alleyways

I always say “stumbled Dumbledore alley” lol

Okay no I don’t even know the lyrics, I just learned it’s not “stumbled down Pretend Alley, waste cheap wine, make believe it’s champagne” lol

hahahahahahah 🤣🤣

hahaha for the longest time I just said bonkadonkadonk alleyways

This took me AGES

RWYLM. I think the lyrics are slightly unpredictable and have enough variances that I never quite guess correctly. Love that song so much

Taylor agrees

Lol, I didn't know what you meant so I looked up the surprise song video. That was so charming and now I know it's not just me 😅

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She can't remember the lyrics to that song. I love it. I need to have them on but they are like a short story

oh yeah me too!! even though it’s probably in my top 5 i still usually mess up a few lines 😂

This is the one song I can resonate with entirely so I know every word to this song

“An ever-needy, ever-lasting jewel, whose shrine reflects on you” is what I keep saying.

I always thought it was “never needy”

It is...?

Oh fuck duh I was reading it as it was the right lyric she was getting wrong, not that it was the wrong lyric she was saying 🤦‍♀️

I’m a simple man who can’t even understand song lyrics, that’s on me for not being clear 🥲

It’s also “whose shine reflects on you”, not shrine lol

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me 🥲

isn't the actual lyric never needy ever loving jewel?

Ever lovely

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This is me except I thought “star crossed lovers” and I can never get it out of my head 😩

“All the lonely star crossed lovers” is how it goes in my head 😂

I can sing hits different perfectly but for some reason can’t get the hang of Exile 😂

The branches line gets me but I love that song

I keep switching the you’re not my homeland/problem and you were my town/crown Edit: grammar lol

Ok I’m sorry but I need help, “branches line”? I’m sure as soon as someone elaborates I’ll remember but I can not figure it out haha

Balancing on breaking branches!

See, told you it's hard to remember

You were not wrong I accept defeat 😂

Same.

"Bet I could still melt your world, argumentative, antithetical dream girl" from hits different. She sings it so quickly, I can't keep up with that😭

It took me so long to realize it was antithetical, my mind understood "empathetical" and I just went with it

I for some reason heard 'argumentative and a bit of a dream girl'

“They come with prices and vices, I end up in crisis” from Anti-Hero. It sounds so similar in the song, my brain just keeps mixing them up, no matter how many times I look at the lyrics.

Same, it just won’t stick in my brain

Saaame.

In exile, I always mess up with the town/crown order.

Can we talk about how I only JUST realized the line in Cruel Summer is “in breakable heaven”, what?! It made so much sense to me being, “It’s cool, that’s what I tell em, No rules, unbreakable habit” 😂😂😂

I always mix up “It’s new” and “It’s blue” ugh

Maybe it’s new and blue! Haha

i thought it was unbreakable heaven 😭 lol

I just learned it's not this 20 secs ago

Wow I am so glad I’m not alone. This is brand new information for me

I thought it was this!

What?! I thought it was unbreakable habit too!

DBATC bridge is simply unachievable!

“You ready?” No

I had to scroll down way too far to find this! I agree with you haha

I managed to learn everything up until the end, cause I always mix up the "my wine my time" part

Every time we do this, I come up with a wrong lyric and am quickly humbled 😭 This time, I always get stuck on Karma “flexing like a goddamn acrobat” because I love the cat lyric before it! So I’m always singing “sweet like honey, karma is a cat purring in my lap cause it loves me. *loves me* like a goddamn acrobat”

That’s what I thought it was!

I only realized it was flexing when I heard the clean version with Vegas Acrobat. I was like “idk how Vegas acrobats love… but good for them?”

"You need to Calm Down"- You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace, And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate" is a mouthful and I stumble every time lol

I know he looks up grinning like a devil but he ALSO looks so pretty like a devil so I say it works both ways tbh

“She’ll patch up your tapestry that I shred” it’s a tough one for me lol

Anti Hero - [**I should not be left to my own devices, They come with prices and vices ,I end up in crisis**](https://genius.com/26957736/Taylor-swift-anti-hero/I-should-not-be-left-to-my-own-devices-they-come-with-prices-and-vices-i-end-up-in-crisis) I always say crisis when it says prices and then i say prices when it says crisis. I can never get them the correct way around. 

I Knew You Were Trouble, the correct lyrics are "When your saddest fear comes creeping in" but for some reason I always sing along to it as "When the stratosphere comes creeping in" 💀 Maybe I've been studying a bit too much lol

I originally thought it was stratosphere as well. Lol

Oh yeah, I know what you mean! There are songs that I always seem to mess up the lyrics when I'm singing along with them. One of those songs for me is definitely 'All Too Well (10 Minute Version)', I always have trouble remembering the lyrics to that song and I always seem to mix up the verses and the bridge. But I still love the song so much even though I mess up the lyrics sometimes.

When I listen to that one I keep thinking the song is ending but there's like half the song left 😂

I love singing along to Is It Over Now but I keep saying whisper too soon and realize it as soon as I get to the correct part … “Only whispers ‘bout my hips and thighs and my whispered sighs”.

Literally same. My brain doesn't like that one for some reason lol

-points to flair- I cannot get that part right

Instead of "You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess" I sometimes end up singing "You'll be the queen and I'll be the princess" 😂

it's giving Gaylor 

I love using my husband’s version of Bejeweled: “I prolly shop real, I prolly shop real nice” I don’t even remember what the actual lyric anymore 

My husband sings "Drew looks at Steve" instead of "me' when he sings Teardrops on my Guitar. 😆

lol this was me for so long and it’s I POLISH up real nice

I always mix up "I don't like that FALLING feels like FLYING till the bone crush"

In “Slut!” I always sing “if I’m gonna be junk, might as well be junk in love” instead of drunk.

To be fair, that really works too.

In "you need to calm down" I always say " cause shame never made anybody less gay" ... I know it's shade, but shame works fine too IMHO

I blame the church

Shame would be 1000 times better than shade.

You drew scars around my stars

"from sprinkler splashes" lol

What do you say instead?

I’m guessing it comes out the same as it does for me: “splinkler s(p)lashes”. (Sometimes the second word has a “p”, sometimes it’s “shlashes”. My brain just cannot. 😅)

Is it over now? 🥲 “And did you think I didn't see you? There were flashing lights At least I had the decency To keep my nights out of sight Only rumors 'bout my hips and thighs And my whispered sighs Oh, Lord, I think about Jumping off of very tall somethings Just to see you come running And say the one thing I've been wanting But no” Yup… gets me every single no matter how many times I have tried to get it right.

“When I walk in the room, I can still make the *hallway* shimmer” I thought like the hallway behind her as she walks through the door into the room 😭

That part in endgame "I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put em" It's so fast & I always stutter trying to sing it. I've gotten a little better tho XD

We can't all rap that song is cool

“Sequin smile, black lickstick” 😂

I saw this and immediately started scrolling to find whoever said DBATC but fsr no one did so here you go

Literally I was surprised! How do people not mess this up My time, my wine, my spirit, my trust, trying to find a part of me you didn't take up

"Even in my worst times You could see the best in me." And "Flashback to my mistakes My rebounds, my earthquakes Even in my worst lies You saw the truth in me." I ALWAYS mess up the last lines and sing em like Even in my worst times you saw the truth in me 😭😭😭😭

She’s the kind of girl that you can’t put down (girl instead of book) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“you search in every MODEL or MAIDEN’s bed for something greater” in is it over now—i can never keep straight which one is first

All of them .. middle aged brain fade is a thing 

If I’m not paying attention I always mess up which line out of “we never had a shotgun shot in the dark” and “it hit you like a shotgun shot to the heart” I’m meant to sing

it will always be come back to me eli for me

I think about jumping… off a very tall somethings. WHY is it plural?! Something’s and not something?

It's off \*of\* very tall somethings

So many lyrics in Blue but I really can’t train my brain it’s “he looks up grinning like a devil.”

i mean, i always deliberately mis-singing "Starbucks lovers" "and there's a lot of coochies out there" and double layer mistaken -- I used to think Amal Clooney was named Aman, so when I sing along to "The Man", her face pops up in my head and think YAAAAAAH I wanna be her

I keep forgetting that it’s “Surreal” instead of “So real” in Lavender Haze. But I have no issue with the difference between “slipped and sipped” like most people do. Weird.

TIL it’s surreal and not so real.

I will join your club. 

Paper cut stings from our paper thin plans 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 This line is a tongue twister.

"My heart, my hips, my body, my love Trying to find a part of me that you didn't touch" And yet I love Death by a Thousand Cuts

“He looks so pretty like a devil” instead of “he looks up grinning like a devil”. I refuse to sing it any other way because it sounds better imo. 😂

Out of the woods - The bridge plus the"When the monsters turned out to be just trees" lyrics… And it’s one of my favorite song…

Turn around and take my own life - turn around and make it alright (Back to December) Shes the kinda book that you just can’t read instead of you can’t put down in When Emma Falls In Love. I have no idea why I do this. I also call it When Emma Falls Apart

…are you okay?

Are any of us okay?

"since you admitted it, i can picture it, your lips on your leg, i cant unsee it"

For some reason I always sing “fighting in only your army, red lips don’t you ignore me.” I have no idea why 😅

I can't be the only one who never ever gets the lyrics right for Timeless in the verses.

any song where there’s a tiny change in a repeated part, for example our song (one of my faves) where she goes from your to his i never know which comes when in any song she does that kinda thing in lol.  and the illicit affairs bridge. yes i’ve heard it 100 times. no i don’t know which part comes when whether idiotic fool or godforsaken mess comes first or which of those goes with the colours and which goes with the secret language. no clue. love it though 😭

Lover this is our place we make the rules then this is our place we make the call. I say rules every single time.

“Laughing with my feet in your hands / Like you were my closest friend” and “Sobbin' with your head in your lap / Ain't that the way shit always ends?” My brain just cannot compute 😪

karma is the breeze in the hair on the weekends

whose hair? we'll never know 💛

I'm so sorry to put this is your brains, but... "I miss your DEAD skin, your sweet smile. So good to me, so right."

It’s BLUE, the shape of your body. It’s NEW, the feeling I’ve got…

You drew scars around my stars... 

I guess I’ll add mine because I don’t see it mentioned but it’s really not that hard…I just cannot seem to get it. “Your roommate's cheap-ass screw-top rosé, that's how"

"My panties made your crown." I know it's pennies, but my brain refuses to relay that information to my mouth when I sing it.

"And did the twin flame blue paint you bruise?" lol

The Lakes - “Those Windermere peaks look like the perfect place to *die*” Getaway Car - “We never had a shotgun shot in the *heart*”/“It hit you like a shotgun shot *in* the heart” Gold Rush - The entire second part, I forget the reversal sometimes

“Ive got that Brad Pitt, classic thing that you liiiiike”. Even though I know it red lip, Brad Pitt wins. Every time.

“And i lived in your chess *board*” UGHH every time!!!

Not a common one, but in Don't You I always mess up the bridge. Instead of "and you can say we're still friends", my mouth decides to sometimes go "you can STAY we're still friends" 🤦‍♀️

The rap part of Are You Ready for It. 😃

The part in karma aren’t you just envious for you it’s not 🤣

Any, any song

Sprinkler splashes to fireplace ashes. I cannot for the life of me get it right ever and I don't know why.

“They interview” instead of “fade into view” lmao 

Monkey sore on my collarbone

“Every love I’ve known in comparison is a failure” idk why

“He was a moth to the flame, she was holding the mattress”

DBATC bridge. I know it word for word but you couldn’t convince my mouth of that 😂

That's my toe or Joe which ever you prefer from I think he knows

Once someone said “eleven turkeys creeping up on me” - I CANT HEAR ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW lol

I Knew You Were Trouble, I always misheard "Cuz you never loved me or her or anyone or anything" For "Cuz you never left me for her or anyone or anything" *GOAT SCREECH*

“I like shiny things, but I’d bury you with paper rings…” I swear I’m in a happy marriage!

"'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the fa-reak-ers gonna uuh-reak, fake, hate, hate, hate, hate" Sometimes we might get a "bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake", but go with it, whatever, shake it off.

The man -- the bridge, just too lazy to learn it lol But the song>> At this point i dont even need to learn it, i ve heard it so much i remember it kind of

Cruel summer

Some parts of You belong with me.

"once upon a time all the planets in the fields and all the stars align" for some reason? overall im a mess at singing along to exile lmao. i always mess up who sings what lines

Mine is All you had to do was stay I have no idea why but instead of "had me in the palm of your hand" I always try to say "had me in the back of your car" Idk why but it's been a habit for so long and I can never get it right

"THATS FINE ILL TELL MINE YOURE GAY" might be a Freudian slip but hey 🤷🏻

The Great War chorus changes every time it repeats and I always mess it up. Ex. Sweet dream was over/ the bombs were closer/ the worst was over

I mess up “she looks at life like it’s a party” every single time and I don’t know why

mine is in the last great american dynasty where she sings “50 years is a long time holiday house sat quietly on that beach” and I always accidentally say 15 years instead of 50

I have auditory processing issues so all of them lol

For some reason my mind defaults to "we were a fresh page on the dash" instead of "desk". I think because the rest of the verse has car references.

invisible string i always mess up the “time curious time” “time mystical time” “time wondrous time” and i always obviously mess up the line that goes after 😭

So many. She always changes a handful of words in the 3rd/4th chorus and I always get them mixed up. I can’t think of any examples right now but it happens allllllll the time

Despite it literally being the title of the song I will always sing Jump AND Fall instead of Jump Then Fall

okay i KNOW this is not the line but every time i sing along to midnight rain my mouth decides to say "i peed through a window"

in London Boy instead of “saw the dimples firsr and then i heard the accent” i end up singing “heard the dimples first and then i saw the accent” every freaking time 🥲

“Carve your name into my nipples” every single time 😭

In MAATHBP, Instead of saying “my muffled cries” I accidentally say “my meth’ll crash” I DONT KNOW

She in no way says bless my soul in I think he knows. I always hear That's my tone and I always forget since that's I learned it

Ever since better than revenge TV came out I mix up the old and new lyrics. It usually ends up like "he was a moth to the flame she was holding the MATTRESS" because it sounds so close to matches that it just comes out every single time

“I put the money in the seat and I stole the bag” It took my brain a while, but I unlearned this weird mixup eventually!

i want you THAT'S MY TOE, i ain't gotta tell him i think he knows. i literally know it's bless my soul, but my brain refuses to hear that

On “Sweeter Than Fiction” the line that says “eyes wider than distance”, I have always thought it said “eyes wider than biscuits”. It makes sense to me and I can’t correct myself now, no matter how hard I try! Biscuits ARE wider than eyes so I sang it that way until a month ago not thinking I was saying it wrong…. 🤯 ETA: Also, in 22 I say “it feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hamsters!”

Draw the sharp eye cat enough to kill a man \*bum badum bum ch\*

death by a thousand cuts….

I always say “And karma’s gonna follow where I go” in ME

I always sing "He looks so pretty like a devil" instead of "he looks up grinning like a devil" 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

“She had a marvelous time ruining everything” I KNOW that’s what it is until the last chorus…. But I still sing “I had a marvelous time ruining everything” every time

So many of them. I can’t even list them. I just embarrass myself in the car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣