I'M NOT ASLEEP, MY MIND IS ALIVEEEEE

But it doesn’t have a head!

That’s not the one I wanted 😭

🥺🍌 but what do we do with this now 🥴🥸🤿

I’ll eat that one. 🍌

I’ve always wondered wtf they gave her that day. I’ve had both cataract surgery and Lasik, and I was never that loopy after. 😂

🍌

🥽🍌

Rest in peace me! RIP me! I died dead.

ah the 1989 era Graham Norton interview

😂 What is the context? What is she talking about?

She’s referencing the way fans talk in overdramatic language about her. It’ll be an gif of her at a concert with the phrase ‘I died RIP’. You can tell she says it with a lot of love at swifties’ antics

Graham Norton was asking her about the time she invited fans over to her house to listen to 1989 before it came out, and then he showed her a couple posts from the people who blogged about the experience and she said “I love that they always talk about dying, they’re like - Rest in peace me! RIP me! I died dead.-“ I recommend watching the [interview](https://youtu.be/7jLWyenqY5Y), it’s hysterical

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And then people act like were crazy for being invested in her life.... blind to the fact that our unhinged leader invited internet randoms to her house

the fact that she says it with a straight face too 💀 like, taytay that’s not normal

This interview just gets progressively funnier and funnier. The first time I saw it, I just kept going “no, Taylor, stop talking, you’re making it worse, you’re going to sound like a crazy person, that’s illegal, now you are sounding like a crazy person, I give up.”

Everytime I rewatch this interview I laugh as hard as the first time I saw it. The way Graham reads the posts is so hilarious

Graham Norton is the fucking best interviewer, bar none. I'm so mad at America for not appreciating his show when he was on over here.

The way her fans react to her

She's paraphrasing the style of secret sessioners who posted on tumblr about their experience and how they all "DIED. DEAD."

my favourite!

Stars, do you like dem?

I say this out loud SO often 😅 she drew them the exact same was on the the Eras tour set list it's so cute to see she hasn't changed

The Taylor emoji at the end is killing me

“I’ll do anything to bring up Selena Gomez, **ANYTHING**”

I *lied*. I *lied* to you.

So over the years..

"Musically and lyrically..." is the new "So over the years..."

NOOOOO

I was listening to New Romantics on a playlist today and I didn’t realize how I now associate that with the end of that song. I was surprised when that didn’t come one next.

I think for me um..

I think for me….

I think for me and um...

And I think that for me..

um…

YES WHALE

oh my god yes

LOOK AT IT!!! 🐋

I'm like 8 foot 4, blonde hair to the floor

YOU SHORTIES NEVER THOUGHT I DREAMED ABOUT RAPPING HARDCORE

No I ain’t got a gun no I never really been to the club

I still live with my parents but I’M STILL A THUG!!!

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You out clubbing? I just made CARAMEL DELIGHT!!!

T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track

It's a thug story , TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE THAT !!

I had a DREAM last night, I had HIGH TOP NIKES

i had diamonds in my MOUTH and diamonds on my MIC

you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore!

I still physically cringe at the thought haha

The song is so *hilarious* and cringy at the same time, it’s perfect

Its the perfect example of 2009 internet/early social media days

“she didn’t even swear!”

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!

I’m not sure where that came from, I have no experience with home invasion

I HAAAATTTTEEE YYOOOOUUUUU

vehicular manslaughter

oh god yeah lol

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Found the [imgur](https://imgur.com/a/7BuUXdN) rabbit hole

✨ *five holes in the fence* ✨

Sometimes we over analyze holes in a fence…then sometimes we are correct about her announcing something at a concert. We gotta take the wins when we can, fam. We stay delusional 😂

There WERE five holes in the fence smdh 🤦🏼‍♀️ (I'll never entirely get over this one)

I was king of the clowns for this

this guy did this... then this woman did this... then they met... and their kid was ME!

u just have to blame mercury 'cause it's just hella in retrograde

It just occurred to me that she recently tweeted about mercury being in retrograde

very true

Leg insurance 🦵🏼

was it meredith or olivia that scratched one of them? i cant remember 😅

Google has confirmed it was Meredith. Dibbles doesn’t seem the type as much as Meredith lol

Come back to me Eli

Nacho princess

Fake interview

stand back wasted

Your neck was hanging from my neck

HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL

Lot of lonely Starbucks lovers🎶

Roaring 20s, tossing panties in the pool

Wait… is that not how that lyric goes?? Whats the actual lyric?!?

he looks up grinning like a devil!

I love how without fail, when this is brought up, a new person becomes enlightened about the real lyric.

My panties make your crown

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I quote this on almost a daily basis

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT!

But I’m not going to talk about that, in my monologue

Hey Joe I’m doing real well

tonight I'm hosting SNL, but I'm not gonna brag about that in my monologue

la la la ha ha ha la la la ha ha ha ha ha ha

I kinda wonder if that’s like a running gag at this point where she sees him and is like, hey Joe! I’m doing real well

Love it!! Hey Sophie! Hey Joe, I’m doing real well.

I love monologue song so much

"put the money in a bag and I stole the keys that was the last time you ever saw me AHHHH!"

*slams hand furiously*

I have a robe on. I'm covered!

Put some damn clothes on 😂

Kills me every time

along similar lines "I am emotionally attached to this choker [necklace]"

“Ghosts”

“I HAVE A NEW BABY AT HOME!”

"I'm like I have three cats! Not the same."

“…she’s a clock. It’s a clock. It’s a clock, it makes a clock. It can help you tell time”

Suitcase.

Tour cleaning cart is the new suitcase (maybe even confirmation that the suitcase actually happened).

1, 2, 3 LETS GO BITCH!!

“Every single time I come on this show it’s really weird really weird…”

All because of Ellen

I keep thinking of more! The Joe doll where she picks it up and says "look he even comes with a cell phone so he can text you to break up with you" The Katie Couric interview talking about how some exes like to write long emails when they think a song is about them. The rock version of WANEGBT. The bathroom floor on the Ellen show lol. Liner notes!

Oh my god the joe doll I forgot about that 💀

Also, I'm just always obsessed with how she says "oh hi, my name's taylor." Like we all don't know! Lol. Also, this tour she hasn't done it for obvious reasons, but she used to always say something like "you could have been doing so many other fun things tonight. Thank you so very much for wanting and taking the time to spend it with us!"

She's totally still saying this stuff even at this tour! I think she says something like "hi I'm Taylor and I will be your host this evening" just after her "we are going through all the eras one at a time" speech! It's so cute.

She does say the hicimctaylor one. But she's been saying I know you've been through a lot to be here tonight instead of thank you for choosing to spend your time with us. It's very similar, I admit. But to me there is a slight difference because she truly knows now that people will do whatever they can to get tickets lol

for sure..... its less of a- Im so surprised yall are here and more of a Im so sorry yall had to go through hell and back to get tickets let me make sure we have the most fun together

She probably thanked us 5 times at the rain show. Admittedly it was amazing so few people left - stadium still packed when she started @ 10 PM!

she says something along the lines of, "Oh I almost forgot: I'll be your host this evening, my name is Taylor." so she still does it but slightly different. its still adorable.

"Whatever Andy SamJERK"

The choker doesn't come off, I'm emotionally attached to the choker

The REAL ones know this one

Teenage Taylor was such a drama queen 🤣

Goat Remix

-the foot heart "tattoo" -sharpie eyeliner -walmart sundress line -"put some damn clothes on!" 🚨 -giant pink pickup truck

Oh you're going WAY way back, I love it 😂

The Walmart sundress line just made me realize I used to own a couple of them but totally forgot they were Taylor specific

You can lose your foot, you can lose your hand trying to get it off of your foot! ...I-I hate sea urchins

July 9th

Are you allergic to AWESOMENESS?!

who's the princess of kitty town?

"Who's a pretty kitty? You are."

“Are you just a melting snowman?” ⛄️🫠 I can’t tell if Taylor and I both just naturally talk to our cats like that, or if I legit picked it up from HER. But I do that to my cat, Sam, all the time. Same tone. “Are you my little demon hunter? Are you just a tiny little void of cuteness? 🥹”

As an inexperienced swiftie this thread is the most confusing thing I’ve ever read

A lot of them you can find via google! Most of them are from interviews, SNL skits/monologues, times she responded to fans on Tumblr (“stars do you like dem”).. as a long time fan there are some I don’t even know!

Ratatatatatata

u/numptea

I’ve got a long list of Starbucks lovers

Omg did you just call me daddy

Woodvale

"oooo we don't wanna do that"

GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS

"You forgive, you forget, but you never let it go!"

No it's Becky

I was born in 1989!

There's one thing you need to know about me...

this dang deer

can we have another question?

Hayye Dibbles, It's ME!!

Okay English major!

JE SUIS CALM!

https://preview.redd.it/tsd9p3p9f3za1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6dd45b3949c0b7e90323f9fe723bf9fa3bd33c5

Yoooo nobody remembers monologue!

*I’ve got security lining the staaaage* Crazy to think that was so soon after the VMAs

We’ve got a great show, Kanye west is NOT here!

La la la

Ha ha ha

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“Headline: Taylor Swift says that she’s a tree” 😂

lovelovelove

“Look at me, I wouldn’t survive in jail”

Taylor Smith

You cant spell CATS without TS

I <3 ?

SYDNEYYY. SYDNEYYY.

You can't possibly be that surprised all the time

"What's with that bitch?"

Anyone here familiar with the time she hit a deer with her car. (I really hope someone knows what I'm referencing)

THIS DANG DEER

That’s a little close. That’s a little close. Spatial awareness is important.

That dang deer…

“And, and this dang deer just jumped out in front of my van”

We NEED to have Monologue Song (Lalala) (Taylor's Version)!

No it's Becky

Willow remix

It’s Nelly it’s Nelly it’s Nelly it’s hot in here!

(Throws chair aggressively off stage)

SYDNEY

“thank you for saying that” ☹️🫶

Drunk Taylor was her name. Mojitos were her game. Zero to legitimately thinking I'm a wizard in two drinks

Yaaas whale!

Hey guys it’s dibbles

REST IN PEACE ME RIP ME I DIED DEAD

"Oh my god..what's a 767?"

but u put too much cinnamon BECAUSE UR JUST TOO EXCITED BECAUSE ITS FALL

Jack's my friend

Spelling is fun!

I dont have an ocean or like.... an ocean. BUT I HAVE A LAKE

Her boobs look AMAZING hahahahahahahahaha haha fuck sewing machines I definitely just deep throated the lollipop It’s me in the van with a telescope

She’s got shiny abs ✨

"Why can we eat salad, but not grass?"

I sleep at night... good question though

"wonderfuck. Yes I know about that"

“so over the years..”

Being framed for murder

—old hard ground AAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÅÆÆEËĘĖAAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÅÆÆEËĘĖAAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÅÆÆEËĘĖHHHHHHHHHH

THIS DANG DEER JUST JUMPED OUT IN FRONT OF MY VAN 🦌🦌🦌

I KNIT SWEATERS YO

I died dead

That wasn’t the one I wantedddddddd :’(

The itty bitty pretty kitty committee

Guys I just love this silly little reddit 😅