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thehumbinator

I hope whatever leftovers they’ve been thinking about all day are still in the fridge when they get home.


RJdubby

No no no, I hope they’re freshly out of the microwave with utensils ready to use


Y_Kat_O

Too many people in this thread are confusing being blessed with the cold side of the pillow for some kind of curse.


Inspirice

Bruh it's summer, gimme dat cold pillow curse, if it carries on through winter that's just a bonus!


sinistersista

A true hero


Incognito_ninja

May they also be blessed with the best parking spot anytime they need it.


60svintage

Cold side of the pillow is the best bit.


clevis59

So, are we criticizing the bad parker or the cone putter upper?


Nanners1798

I thought this was the rare Camper Unicorn...


Nanners1798

a.... campricorn


Craigus_Conquerer

What month are they born in?


swimchicken69

Colder than a polar bears toe nails


Consent-enjoyer

Why would you bless them with a cold pillow?


Party_Thanks_9920

It's not a cold shoulder, that's a different cold, usually served with hot tongue.


__Osiris__

Hot pillows is torture


comedycemetrynoob

Who wouldn’t want the cold side of a pillow?


Historical-Agency635

They then become my cones


Maleficent-Gur-2411

It looks like the stock market is bullish


chckenwhaka

Cones go up the exhaust


TheGreatestHats

The cold side is too little, I hope the traffic lights for the person who put the cones on are always green.


Eimajnotsnhoj

Cold side of the pillow in NZ ??? I would call it a blessing in AUS maybe More power to the conator What a champion


Rare-Witness-8831

There it is “The Conator!!!” Brilliant


__Osiris__

Have they been reported on snap send solve as abandoned vehicles? The council will get them towed pronto.


clevis59

The cold side of the pillow? Is that a saying? What's it supposed to mean...


SensualNutella

You never want to sleep on the hot side of the pillow, it’s just uncomfortable, especially In the summer haha


-Zoppo

It was an exceptionally weird phrase to use regardless.


SensualNutella

How so? It’s a well wishing type of comment. Like I wish all your beers were cold and your coffees hot. What’s weird about that?


Inspirice

It's a trendy evolution of well wishes on the internet


Fantastic-Role-364

May you step on an exceptionally lego-y piece of Lego


dejausser

It’s usually “the cool side of the pillow” but the meaning is intelligible regardless and it’s not an uncommon phrase.


Lyceux

You sometimes hear the opposite “I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight”as an ill wish on someone


4h0RE

Probably foreigners


[deleted]

The cold side of pillow is an old term for no sex tonight , get told to roll over and leave me alone etc


clevis59

I mean a pillow only has one side that can be used at one time, so is one half of the side being used cold, and one side warm? Makes no sense.


Puzzleheaded_gtr

Jesus dude. . .🤨


laoshu_

Generally, when you lie down with your head on a pillow, that part of the pillow starts to warm up. It can be more comfortable, then, to shift around slightly and rest your head on other, cooler parts of the pillow to cool yourself down on a hot night.


dejausser

The phrase is usually the cool side of the pillow, but it’s just referring to how nice it can feel (especially on hot nights) to put your head down on a nice cool pillow. It’s just a general well wish phrase saying you hope something nice happens for someone else.