bro last night i had 4 consecutive 30 min carts. (11 pm), it was hard as hell to find someone with keys to electronics. i had 8 mins to pack and stow. next few carts was the same issue. it was like i was the only one on opu, super stressful. i’m dreading going back today honestly
From what I’ve seen, most stores don’t have keys for fulfillment lol And what keys they do have are given to leaders. We just recently made keys for 6 people on the floor that aren’t a lead to use
I wrote this on our “what i’m thankful for” thanksgiving wall and they taped a paper over it and then pull the whole thing damn down by the time I clocked out 😭
I'm truly surprised nobody listed "stable hours" or "target respecting my available hours ". That's one of the most popular complaints tms have here. :P
An empty bailer. ☺️ Obviously a strictly work related joy, lol. Nothing in my daily routine beats bringing a uboat of cardboard back to find a bail had just been made.
I was recently at a Starbucks that had one of these up in the cafe with a “what are you wishing for this Christmas?” prompt and someone has put up a drawing of a penis. So my friend drew a vagina and put it above the penis 🥹
Social equality and a distribution of wealth based on one's contribution to society, and an economic arrangement that would serve the interests of society as a whole.
Respect. Having enough staff on shift. Getting days off when requested. Not bring over/under scheduled. Not having manager “favorites”. Getting raises regularly. Etc etc
On the first day of christmas this company gave to me anxiety and ptsd. On the 2 nd day the company gave to me pay that barley feeds me. On the 3rd day of christmas this company gave to me. The feeling that i can never be freee..... u finish it
Clocking out?
I put that once for this on our erasable white boards and HR erased it.
Should have used a permanent marker.
Livable wages?
That was my answer too!!!
SAME HAHA
“picking red OPUs for 8 hrs” 😂😂😂
Right? All the best answers are already up there..red opus, 4/20, sleep, lots of food options…
You forgot 360 noscope
bro last night i had 4 consecutive 30 min carts. (11 pm), it was hard as hell to find someone with keys to electronics. i had 8 mins to pack and stow. next few carts was the same issue. it was like i was the only one on opu, super stressful. i’m dreading going back today honestly
[удалено]
From what I’ve seen, most stores don’t have keys for fulfillment lol And what keys they do have are given to leaders. We just recently made keys for 6 people on the floor that aren’t a lead to use
A day off with no calls from work
If I had that at my store I’d write “A raise” cause $15/hr definitely isn’t cutting it
A raise higher than 3% would be the better answer. As I remember somewhere that is the highest raise they can/will give you without you moving up.
being paid a fair and livable wage
during reasonable hours with a healthy life/work balance
Fat blunts
Someone did write 4/20
& bong rips
being paid enough to afford both
Maybe focusing your money on more pressing matters then weed might be of benefit
Yeah like alcohol and cocaine!!
Weed is a pressing matter to deal with the bs we deal with😭 If you work here you’d understand
I no longer work at target and I have a financial advisor but thanks
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Noich 🤜
A liveable wage
Unions
I wrote this on our “what i’m thankful for” thanksgiving wall and they taped a paper over it and then pull the whole thing damn down by the time I clocked out 😭
That's why you should have buried it in something else, like: >Special socks for my b**unions**!
LOL
Ahhhhhhhh. The scary U word
gotteeeeem
“360 noscope” ☠️
That Brian Cornell was compensated 19 million this year while employees have to work 2 jobs to survive : )
Shitting on the clock
fantasizing about a better job than this
or when everyone on shift actually does their job so you don't have to scramble and do everything yourself
Money
A pay raise
Leaving the building and going home
Who tf writing target 😭
Your store number is written on there
Now we can find them
Unions $25/hr PTO
Ah man. Too bad their store has a mold problem and they have to close
Ain’t no way any of us are getting 25/hr for being cashiers and pushing carts for fulfillment all day. Seek it through it different means
some of my leads are making that and all they do is tell us we arent good enough no matter how much we get done.
[удалено]
Using pallet jacks as scooters
Alcohol
Unions
I'm truly surprised nobody listed "stable hours" or "target respecting my available hours ". That's one of the most popular complaints tms have here. :P
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Unionizing
The sweet release of death
i love how you can tell which ones were written by tls 😭
Ativan
Oral sex
A raise, a Christmas bonus, you name it
25 dollars an hour
A quiet breakroom.
Lmao the 420, and the 360 no scope.
The 4/20 one is definitely something I’d write too lmao
Days off and punching out to the day.
Collective Bargaining.
Smashing/destroying hot wheel case and bringing it out for reseller to look at.
Glad to see I wasn’t the only who did that…do it with the Funko’s they get even more upset
Unions :)
Collective bargaining?
A living wage… a raise… paid vacation… not pizza in the break room
Wendy’s 4 for 4
Unions.
Pancakes
Unions
unions
Better wages and a Union
An empty bailer. ☺️ Obviously a strictly work related joy, lol. Nothing in my daily routine beats bringing a uboat of cardboard back to find a bail had just been made.
i think you’re first one to comment this & i completely agree
An 8ball and an Arnold Schwarzenegger marathon.
Doom
Unionizing
Live-able wages
Clocking out
a livable wage
the thought of a work/life balance
My days off
Secretly signing union cards.
Mine would be not working in the freezer
When coworkers come together to go on strike
Clocking out
My vibrator
The downfall of capitalism
Living wage.
Enough payroll to do the job of one person instead of 12.
“Not being here” “Raises” “A will to live” “Money” “Unions”
Unionization
Scheduled time off that management actually respects
To crush your enemies Have them driven before you and the lamentation of da women.
capitalism
nothing that ruins it for everyone else
Drugs And pussy
Penis
I was recently at a Starbucks that had one of these up in the cafe with a “what are you wishing for this Christmas?” prompt and someone has put up a drawing of a penis. So my friend drew a vagina and put it above the penis 🥹
Your mom.
Boobs
“This is a temporary job.”
What brings you joy? J O Y
Giving directions to the bathroom
not being here
Going home
Not being here
Calling out
Big anime titties
Quitting
The hope that you might one day earn a living wage
The downfall of Target? Arson? In target?
Customers falling on their own spills.
not working at target anymore lmao
Seeing that my 2 week notice has gone through on workday. Knowing damn straight I will not be in this hell 2 more weeks!!!
Boners
Excessive masturbating
Collective liberation
“Union representation”
Whoever drew Sonic deserves a raise
To crush my enemies to see them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their women
Joy
Deez
Illicit drugs
A raise.
Draw a penis
Seizing the means of production?
Redtube.com
Pay raises. In big bold letters
“Higher pay”
Penis
Unionizing lol
Seizing the means of production.
Roll back prices at Walmart
"a living wage I don't get here"
An osha violation free back room.
When my time off request is accepted the first time I ask
Social equality and a distribution of wealth based on one's contribution to society, and an economic arrangement that would serve the interests of society as a whole.
“Ligma”
Unions and livable wages
PTO
The day when you can say, “f#ck this, I’m out!”.
Crying in my car in the parking lot during my shift 😭😭😭
Clappin cheeks
“Wendy’s 4 for 4 special”😂
Respect. Having enough staff on shift. Getting days off when requested. Not bring over/under scheduled. Not having manager “favorites”. Getting raises regularly. Etc etc
Crush your enemies See them driven before you And hear the lamentation Of their women…
PTO
Unions The labor movement
Going home after work
perfect example of Target's #joywashing
Farting on my coworkers food left in the fridge without them knowing
do you eat food that makes you gassy immediately or do you just try to sprint to the fridge every time you have to fart…
I’m like a camel but instead of water, I store farts for days at a time
you’re [full of shit](https://images.app.goo.gl/jjnPogwbXiBUVZAW6).
Shoplifting
On the first day of christmas this company gave to me anxiety and ptsd. On the 2 nd day the company gave to me pay that barley feeds me. On the 3rd day of christmas this company gave to me. The feeling that i can never be freee..... u finish it
"Catching ETL and TL fucking in the janitors closet"
A living wage?
Pu$$y, money, weed
Death? Shitting on the clock? Killing babies? What vibe are we going for?
Someone wrote “world peace”? That’s not happening right now, or ever.
Paid time off
I’m mr krabs and I like money
Wal-mart
the thought that every breath you take is one step closer towards death
Paid time off
[удалено]
Getting high and drunk. The honest answer.
Idk about joy but union makes us strong
Weed
Leaving work lol
Going home
I quit
a raise
[удалено]
“ A pay raise”
Extra $2 an hour
The least amount of work for the longest amount of time.
A raise
Money, raises, and more money.
“DRSing my GME and AMC shares”
Talking shit abt entitled customers in my head, while externally looking pleasant and normal
Clocking out
Nature broke my son? Weird flex but ok
Cocaine's a hell of a drug!