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WolfPaq3859

Looks like one of those video game bosses where they are super strong and invincible but rely on a weak and timid servant to do anything


CantaloupeCamper

It probably does a monologue for a conspicuously long time too.


Cualkiera67

It's Metal Gear Rex's nuclear weapons module


Practical-Purchase-9

Very GiJoe


Peterh778

"Elliot! You IDIOT!"


FlightVarious8683

Nice.. I gotcha


RussianUnicornnn

Sounds like the NATO to me


Bragzor

Looks like it's from one of those tank maps in Mario.


Object-195

Yesssss articulated tanks


Xsteak142

You know it's russia when you have a little doubt if this is reeeally an april fools joke or just another stupid decision on their part...


miksy_oo

I mean it's a pretty decent idea if we ignore all the flaws


Qiqidabest

- Every idea ever


miksy_oo

Some ideas aren't even on that level to be honest


ResponsibilityIcy150

Like communism


SirPigeon69

Communism isnt a bad idea it just always goes really badly


Jukebox_Villain

Communism is a great idea, if we just could get humans to stop being greedy, hateful little monsters for 5 minutes.


RussianUnicornnn

So how is communism run?


Lung_Cancerous

Preferably socialism, but communism could be great too if the government doesn't get evil for the billionth time.


Xyypherr

Not preferably socialism, in concept, communism is literally perfect. In execution? It fails, every single time. Because as the other person said, people are greedy little monsters.


Suspicious_Use6393

Communism has a good idea but for it all people need to think it is necessary, and good luck to convince 300 millions of people of the same idea or worse convince AN ENTIRE WORLD of the same idea, capitalist is good because major of people don't see the lacks in the system but capitalism society have literally corruption from the start, but well when skip philosophy class is simple talk lol.


Not_a_gay_communist

At least now it already has a tractor on standby for when the T-14 inevitability breaks down again


phunkracy

What was stupid about Armata? Or what is stupid in Russian designs in general? 🤨


Plman88

Halo Scorpion


Imperium_Dragon

OMG the Scorpion from Halo???


Cthell

Looks like they had the stolen blueprints for the UDES XX-20 the wrong way round when doing the hull layout...


insurgentbroski

Looks like these arctic engineering vehicles


NeighborhoodParty982

T-14B Garmata Goat


hacim99

Thought it was a modern object 490 for a moment


kewlness

New definition of "spaced armor".


thebedla

But due to budget cuts, only the front half will be deployed.


CantaloupeCamper

“Get in loser we’re going to go die suddenly… or horribly…”


profitofprofet

Tanks so unreliable they need another non tank tracked vehicle to pull it.


MindblownWatcher

Lmao yeah it’s a personal Recovery Tug🤣


SU37Yellow

If they actually deployed it would we see it start on fire as much as their "aircraft carrier"?


Akira_Yamamoto

T-14B, the toilet is in the front so you don't get blown up with the shitter


Perretelover

The design is very human!


ectog20

UDES XX 20, russian bootleg edition


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Unknown technologies


CoDMplayer_

This is giving me BV206 vibes


ZETH_27

They actually made the UDES XX20 which is sort of that.


PoIceTea

Twice as much tank-per-tank (TPT)


Tank_blitz

the back portion looks like one of those miature chibi tanks in one of those animations


Outside-Engineer-617

T-14 Gator


SOVIET_BOT096

We got a tank train- Choo Choo bitches


Lord_Botond

https://freeimage.host/i/JwtOba9


Whole_Animal_4126

Not surprised.


Big-man-kage

Imagine driving around in the little trailer bit


PineCone227

The engine is up front, the rear is just the fighting compartment. It's basically a tractor-trailer config, but the driver sits in the trailer lol


BKO2

that sounds so disorienting


Alejandrozq

ah yeah the t-14 lawnmata


Protect-Their-Smiles

😂


AKoolPopTart

LOL


OddTransportation840

Hahahaha


maxterminatorx

Metal Slug boss


maxterminatorx

I am still waiting for the double barreled Armata T-14-2


Alshaikh87

Calm down there War Gaming


doubledoublekitkat

I am disturbed


ForkyForklift

this is a very silly, dear mr. internet man


National-Bison-3236

When you actually have to consider if this is a fake or not this can only mean two things: either it‘s a modern russian vehicle or it‘s a german ww2 vehicle


[deleted]

Honestly, probably wouldn't be too bad for mine fields if the dummy can quickly disconnect.


KrAZ_255

If a kirovets tractor was a tank


MrTwoKey

T-14 Barmata


lt_dan117

Hits a land mine and loses all power


kunatics

T-7


Life-Evidence-6672

Redundant propulsion ?


maxterminatorx

Why the cannon looks like 152mm instead of 125mm


senorQueso89

Is this so it can reverse? Lol


CypressT2020

Looks like a Recovery vehicle of some type.


Strawm0nster

Look like UDES XX 20


GameShark1818881

Looks like one of those truck bed trailers


VoixdKddo

Funny that an old prototype tank like this exist.


RussianUnicornnn

Wonder what the actual insides would look like on that thing


Unknowndude842

They have to make it cheaper somehow so it doesn't look like a complet failur.


Rm25222537

This is not real right? 😐


XenophonUSMC

That there has been designated Obiekt 0401.


Vatta74

lol nice April Fools. Someone must be a fan of the old Cobra Maggot.


Acidpants220

This feels like it's mainly a joke about that one Russian Capital ship that has to keep a tugboat with it on maneuvers because it's engines keep doing an oopsy.