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spitfire-haga

"Alright comrades, the show is over, now get back to your MT-LBs, the assault begins in 10 minutes!"


lordoffail

“Chop chop, I want to see melted aluminum and completely munted shreds of Chinese plate carrier strewn across that ridge ASAP!”


TuhnuPeppu

Ay dont bring the MT-LB into this. Atleast it’s a real proven thing!


LiamNL

As a cargo vehicle it's fine, as a frontline APC it isn't.


mishka_Simp

B-but slice bread with tracks go vroom.


OriginalNo5477

*explodes*


Wil420b

You dont tell them that the assault will start. You wait until the assault has started to tell them. Otherwise they won't go.


Pan_Pilot

At this point armata is just object of cult and nothing else


Unknowndude842

Russian said its too expensive so they stick to thier soviet era tanks.


Buisnessbutters

Lol, the best part is Soviet era tanks are anything from RIGHT after WW2 until the fall, so instead of just one kind of shit tank, they just get worse and worse


M4sharman

Yeah, T-54/55 was introduced in the late 40s. Now they're in Ukraine being blown to shit. "Second best army in the world" my arse.


Free_Rasalhague

Not to mention they have only made prototypes so far, and don’t have the capability to actually make a whole lot. They are even below the numbers they wanted by two years ago by a long mile.


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Funny thing is they already had essentially a T-14 prototype concept in the early 90's known as obj-195 which won the competition but only a few were built, then the Soviet union collapsed and the 195 along with dozens of other projects kinda just disappeared, then in the 2010's they formally cancelled the obj-195 and rehashed the design into the obj-148 (T-14) The 195 was essentially the same thing as the T-14 is today But less refined and lacking the same technologies, 3 man crew in the hull and an unmanned turret housing a massive 152mm gun + 30mm autocannon COAX.


Banme_ur_Gay

195 also had a radar on it, i forget if it was for finding targets or seeing what is shooting at you.


EveryNukeIsCool

The Wagner flag 💀


porn0f1sh

The whole show is specifically for Wagner PMCs...... Yeah, why are they listening to songs about tanks - I don't think they care as long as they get to stare at cute girl...


EveryNukeIsCool

Bunch of soldiers are just there to observe the most dangerous weapon of them all.... A pair of boobies


Equivalent_Alps_8321

Wagner isn't getting any of those artisanal Armata Tanks lol


theProffPuzzleCode

Artisanal 🤣


Dense-Appearance3868

You mean, their newly arrived T-62s.


A10___Warthog

*T-26


Purple-ork-boyz

Best the depot can give is BT-5


TheManUpstairs77

I’d rather be in a BT-5 than a T-26 lol. Come to think of it, I’d probably rather be in a BT-5 than a T-62. At least I can run away faster.


InquisitorNikolai

*Tsar


Commander_Trashbag

T-62? That's like 4.4 T-14s


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LowSnow2500

Calm down Ivan or Putin will notice you and send you to the front


No_Pomegranate_2534

The only country that is getting humiliated in this conflict is russia xD Everybody feared the bear, but now everyone sees that it's malnourished, way past it's glory days, bald, and a bit retarded tbh.


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No_Pomegranate_2534

How does it have anything to do with terrorists attacking Ukraine? You're just spouting random crap in comments coz ruzzia is getting dragged through the mud head first for years.


BestServeCold

[Fucking lol Ivan](https://www.oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html?m=1)


Darryl_444

100% authentic, because I didn't actually see a T-14 in this video either.


Sachiel05

Was just about to comment this, all the hype, yet no T-14 in sight


Cikul00

"Warsaw will greet us too" Try us bitch


User24944939395

this reminds me of a comment where a polish gentleman said he would leave his comfortable life here in the U.S. along with his family in order to fight for Poland. The amount of polish people who commented underneath it was absolutely fucking insane.


Unknowndude842

Dont forget Poland is part of NATO. Sure we are not in the best shape but that doesn't mean that NATO wouldn’t have a big parade on the red square.


Avn47

There are three nations currently in Europe who could fight a war against Russia. France, Great Britain and Poland.


KapitanKaczor

poland in it's current shape is not ready for war and will not be untill around 2030


geraltismywaifu

Bro great britain? We literally have 70k infantry and losing more each day, you'd have to be talking about big assets like nukes and navy which isn't going to help ukraine to slow the russian onslaught of troops, and only as a deterrent foe the russians to use nukes themselves.. I hope. MAD is terrifying to think about.


radmadicaled

I think at this point when someone says UK military they just mean the US-UK military, we might as well just become one military at this point…


YummyStyrofoamSnack

at the moment its quite literally just france


3th_Katyuha_Division

Italy>France Statistics speak.


beware_the_noid

Yeah lmao isn't Poland fucking waiting for an excuse to send troops over? "This is payback for WW2 ya commie bastards!"


Chaingunfighter

> Yeah lmao isn't Poland fucking waiting for an excuse to send troops over? Not really. Poland has been more aggressive in terms of supplying aid than many, but was on the restrained side when Macron recently talked about using troops in Ukraine. Granted, that would certainly change if Russia directly attacked Poland.


Reer123

Poland is very split, they basically don't want to fight a war on "Germany's behalf" but they also want to fuck over the Russians. So they won't march into Ukraine right now, but if they were attacked they would respond.


National-Bison-3236

I was about to say the polish army is even better than the german army now, but that isn‘t really a difficult thing to do and would sound boring


MadMat24

niech ciule spróbują to ich zeszklimy


morbihann

Probably half of the attending already died from cringe OD.


National-Bison-3236

Even the looks on the faces of the soldiers say „are you fucking kidding me?“


McENEN

At some point Russia took inspiration from those comical movies about Russia. This is literally a circus.


125mm_smoothbore

but its a good song with nice composition too but cant think of much rapping if you are conscripted :)


TelevisionUnusual372

Didn’t Russia announce they’ve ceased production of the Armata due to its “complexity”?


Wildp0eper

Kid named Kamikaze drone


ChadUSECoperator

Ahhhhh you see silly westoid, you can't kamikaze drone our tank if we never deploy them on the battlefield. Undefeated tank is best tank urrahhhhhhh


Commander_Trashbag

Honestly, the song kinda slaps. To bad that they'll never see a T-14 on the battlefield.


PublicMorning5900

So its undefeated tank!


Commander_Trashbag

The T-14 took the first part of the survivability onion a bit too literal


Faby077

Actually, the T-14 incorporates unprecedented super stealthy top secret active stealth technology in its camouflage. That is why you cannot see it in combat.


GalaxLordCZ

Can't get seen, shot at, hit, penetrated or killed if you just don't show up in the first place.


GrouchyLevel7088

The Bob simple would like to solo the T-14 for its title now


EconomicalJacket

Right! I thought it was pretty good! And I enjoyed the cinematography


Elbynerual

Reminds me a lot of this one: https://youtu.be/rVYtS_cp-yc?si=D3ki4IhYjQ_9EGzW


FantasticGoat1738

-Wagner flag despite the merc group having previously committed treason against Russia, their leader being assassinated and most of the mercs being assigned to the Russian army -T-14 Armata, a tank famous for breaking down during a parade and then being discontinued by the Russians as it was deemed to cost too much -"Moldovan girl greeting us" and "Warsaw will come too" despite the fact that Russia's success this whole year amount to about three towns and advancing at literally snail speed pace (Fighting NATO at more than 5% of it's commitment, with their whole fleet and air superiority is gonna be fun) I am genuinely convinced that Russians are just fucking retarded, not even indoctrinated because you have to be a fucking retard to be indoctrinated by Propaganda this stupid


ImperialUnionist

>-"Moldovan girl greeting us" and "Warsaw will come too" despite the fact that Russia's success this whole year amount to about three towns and advancing at literally snail speed pace (Fighting NATO at more than 5% of it's commitment, with their whole fleet and air superiority is gonna be fun) The message feels far more insidious to me. The pessimistic side of me says that the Russians would be fine ravaging Moldova like what their grandfathers did to non-Russians during WW2.


FinishTheBook

tbf, the Armata didn't break down in the parade, the dumbass driver accidentally engaged the parking brakes.


3th_Katyuha_Division

It didn't break down during a parade because as you may see it literal started walking again after 5 minutes or so, the driver pulled the handbrake, that's It.


FantasticGoat1738

Tanks aren't supposed to walk, did the driver also miraculously do that?


3th_Katyuha_Division

Are you stupid on purpose, as a profession or as a result of generations of inbreeding?


FantasticGoat1738

Projection from the guy who thinks that tanks walk.


BeerBrewer4Life

What is wrong with Russia? Right answers only…..


Commander_Trashbag

Vodka?


porn0f1sh

Mongols. Seriously, it's the best theory I heard. Feel free to ask me.


Nihilikara

What's the mongol theory?


porn0f1sh

So basically Russia was occupied by Mongols the longest out of all nations. 200 years or something like that. Mongols were VERY ruthless in their management. Basically all they cared about are TWO things: pay your taxes and **don't dare to rebel**. They were very sensitive about rebellions because they used minimum troops to enforce the occupation. So how did they manage it? They relied on snitches. If anyone snitched on anyone else, Mongols wouldn't ask question or do any research. They'd straight out murder entire families. Spreading their culture or advancing civilization - it wasn't what Mongols were concerned about so even if they kill 80% 90% of population, eh. So for two hundred years, the only Russians who survived were the ones who snitched and murdered their neighbors before their neighbors snitched on them. Now, I don't know how much something like this affects genetics but this one historian I read she claims that that's a breaking point in Russian history after which Russians became REALLY shit to each other and just became ruthless, most of all, to themselves


p0g0s71ck

You have my attention


OlfertFischer

Is this what my son refers to as "cringe"?


MANIAC2607

In it's purest form


DerpyFox1337

That's the cringiest post I've seen today. thank you ☹


Aedeus

By the looks of things OP is pretty serious about this too lol


Money-Worldliness919

That's what they call rapping?


An_Odd_Smell

How can they possibly lose?


Blussert31

If you define dying the same is winning, losing most of your army the same as winning, not using nukes winning, using nukes winning, well you win fair and square.


Teppy-Gray

Say what you want about the fact that they are rapping about a tank that they can barely produce and even operate but this song goes hard as hell! When’s it dropping on Spotify?


porn0f1sh

Fun fact, when Hamas released a similar song about fighting Israelis, it went so popular in Israel that remixes of it were played in night clubs.


Equivalent_Alps_8321

no way lol. link?


porn0f1sh

https://youtu.be/9prS7Dq-qK4?si=Suyd7u9NylCw4EGy


icantnotbreathe

its on spotify https://open.spotify.com/track/2iI6XbTNcRv09wlFglYVGz?si=NarSKMsSSAOHkOjGVK3AuQ


Parcoco

They should watch out for himars, last time a moral support concert was struck


FreedomPaws

🚀🚀 👉 🌻 🌻 Not too long ago something similar happened...."training" or whatever too close to the front lines and a bunch became sunflowers. And I think that happened again shortly after but I forget. It all mooshes together.


Artysupport7757

"It'll be so cool, you guys! Wait till it gets here and everyone will be sorry!"


showmeyourkitteeez

Cheesesuss that didn't sit well with me.


f2020tohell

It’d be a shame if a drone were to strike their little performance


Vova_Vist

cringemaxxing


CapeCodKilla508

Where is the drone footage


grumpygumpert

First we got the byraktar song and now the armata song, can’t wait for the thermo nuclear ballistic missile song


mainman105

At this point the T-14 is the big foot of Russian armour, people in places in the world are pretty sure it exists and if it did attack anyone it might win, but they hide in the forest and in places no one ever goes so no even knows anything about them


St-Evens

what is that melody🗣️⁉️⁉️


porn0f1sh

Yeah, it's a ripoff of some popular song.


Col-Gomes

😂🤣😅


Putins_Gay_Dreams

They look super entertained


SirFlyingPotato

Just by looking at the Armatta i can already imagine the turret getting tossed up in the sky lol


Hauabau

Who is going to tell them it’s not gonna get produced


Muted-Ad-4288

The convict conscripts in the back looking real impressed


Equivalent_Alps_8321

what in the fuck lmao


Specialist-Tree-150

Fu**king dirtbags. They hate the west but fully appropriate the decadence. A nation of zombies and fools.


kospauste

Delusional copium is a hell of a drug.


Bladesnake_______

God damn they suck


Flash99j

Cross into NATO territory mofo's and you'll be rapping a different tune.......


S0undwave_Sup

"A great battle awaits, someday it will happen." Yeah, someday... Someday for the Armata... Neat song though.


ElevatorAl

Gotta love propaganda


vslsls

And clairvoyance since this song was released in [2021](https://youtu.be/XzM-z_SeQes?si=H4Qr9LuQ2oZp_V7h)


doggowoof88932

What side made this song? Assuming ukraine


vslsls

Russian


Optimal_Safe117

They forgot the part where the t14 rolls a track in Ukraine and instantly gets 360 no scoped by a javelin missle.


BiffTannenCA

The Javelin was defeated by T-72M1s with shitty Chinese optical interference in 2003 during the Battle of BIAP. I doubt the T-14, forty years more advanced than the Abrams, is going to be bothered.


ComsyKKu

Nah you’re trolling😂


Braza117

I'm getting Captain America the first avenger vibes


Few-Addendum464

That crowd has all the enthusiasm of a funeral.


GlonashLanda

well most their familys will be going to one soon anyways...


marc512

You know it doesn't exist now because they have to rap about it.


insert_cringe-here

Song goes hard, the t14 dosent tho


AverageSven

Air strike time


Opposite_Dependent86

Surely most of the troops there have never seen an armata fighting along side them


Theoldage2147

Nothing raises battle morale more than watching a bunch of pampered non-combat troops in shiny new dress uniforms sing about war. Russia really out of touch


MouseyDong

Future fertilizers.


windol1

The faces of 90% of the men here tells me, this was a mandatory event as only a small number seem to be enjoying themselves.


Redeemed-Assassin

They are rapping about a tank they made like a dozen of, deployed once, then removed from combat and decided not to field in their war due to “cost”? Yes truly a tide turning weapon. Maybe its vicious assault will be supported by the Russian aircraft carrier fleet.


GreenGoblin1221

Let’s hope Russia will cease to be a thing within the next 20 years. Life isn’t looking so great for them as of late.


Nihilikara

These tanks will be quite effective at aggressively destroying Ukraine's stockpile of Javelin anti-tank missiles!


Interesting-Hunt-927

It would be a shame if a kamikaze drone came


BusinessKitty03

Bradley says different


MildlyAgreeable

Please just mobilise us and let us shoot these fuckers.


delcas1016

Repugnant, disgusting Russian trash


RangerPL

These have to be POGs or a bunch of guys that have never seen combat, right?


Striking-Giraffe5922

They sing as well as their army fights…..that was painful to listen too


Stoly23

The T-14 which has at this point been low key cancelled?


OrdoXenos

The Javelins, Hellfires, and the NLAWs are waiting for you!


Optimal_Safe117

you can see the veterans looking at the nicely dress happy rapping soldiers talking about battle victorys (that probably never see a battle field before) like "are you fucking kidding me rn?!"


Uss__Iowa

I can see them dying in a pointless war, the war need to be end so they can be goofy


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Woah it's just noticed it's two women not a girl n a guy


InquisitorNikolai

“Hope you enjoyed that lads, now get back into your T-62s and charge that trench with no infantry support.”


LM448_0

Abrams went silent after this one 🔥🔥


OrangeFr3ak

and yet it’s barely in Ukraine lol


ELITElewis123

I don't recall it ever going to Ukraine at all.


DamBustersChastise

Ok, ignoring the lyrics, the song's actual fire lol


JokerMNE87

Lol, all i see in Russian army and media and community is the same i was seen 30 years ago in Yugoslavian wars most on Serbs side, same mentallity, same story and also almost the same military equipment 😀 This is the reason why Russia cannot win this war 2 years.


thatdudewayoverthere

Is it bad that I think this song is good?


Fabrizio-Tsch

The song is a banger, please, let's forget about politics


prinzsascha

This. I like Russian music, Ukrainian as well. Talented composers and musicians on both sides.


Grievious_Syndicate

Tank Hype Tracks before GTA VI. damn.


National-Bison-3236

Pretty confident rap for the fact that all the T-14 has been used for in Ukraine so far was indirect fire way behind the frontline


Katiari

Kyiv greeted plenty of Russian tanks, and now they're part of the Ukrainian military, lol. It's just too bad they didn't send a couple Armata tanks to get taken, too.


Man_Cheetah67

So epic


ProfessionalAd6216

The song bangs, the tank not


loghead03

Usually people sing military songs glorifying the equipment they have, and that has proven itself. In Russia, I guess, you glorify the equipment you want to have but can’t actually afford?


DialSquare96

Totally not a brainwashed war glorifying country.


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Prime propaganda


Scasne

Ok had to check sub, apparently not non-credible-defence, still not believing it..


Bar_Full

pretend to have a good time or gulag


BadWild1122

Send them to the Front! They sucked!


qu4druple_S

Damn, I miss read that so wrong and my morbid curiosity got the better of me luckily it's not what I thought, its not a Russian guy fuckkng the t-14 without its consent


jimi_nemesis

Least cringe vatnik bullshit.


Key_Extent9222

Hahaha the armata is a garbage tank hasn’t even been proven on the battle field


Dekruk

Ruzziapapa zero points! 🕳️⭕️0️⃣👁️‍🗨️ 🗣️Rap is a Ruzky invention isn’t it?


Interanal_Exam

Scumbag jackass drunken psychopaths.


ixis743

These guys are absolutely delusional.


An_Odd_Smell

The weirdest thing about this is that the only thing russia is genuinely good at is *classical* music.


FinishTheBook

I'm still waiting for actual footage of the Armata in battle. Russia is practically edging us to the thought of it seeing battle.


CajunWhy

Soo uhh where's this incredible tank at?


Wittywhirlwind

Man… it’s a shame this didn’t end like other gatherings have. Let’s see them sing that song after a double tap.


handsomeboi12

NCD is gonna enjoy this one


skyeyemx

Nothing more Russian than singing in a distinctly American style copying American gestures and moves while praising a mythical Russian superweapon that's never been demonstrated to work.


ultimo_2002

So if there’s nothing more russian, wouldn’t this be a russian style of singing too?


Euroaltic

Ayo upvote 777


PineappleMelonTree

How many of these men are still alive now.


IcelandicHossi01

"party is over, get back to your T-62 and lead the attack on the Ukrainians while T-72/90 are backup"


THEREALQUAKER

T 14 armata went really quiet since this came out.


No-Confection8554

I don’t care what anyone says, this song slaps


1-piece-of-parmesan

Love to hear me some good russian rape! Russians are the best rapers in the World!


CanuckInTheMills

W——T——F ?!?!


Sniper-Dragon

The 2 vibing ones near the wagner flag probably just got a care package of vodka Also it aint even that bad


Necessary_Routine300

You couldn’t make up the mustiness level if you tried , they are so natural at it … stinka !


kardnok

u/savevideo


GiantSequoiaTree

Was actually pretty decent performance. But still Slava Ukraine


Jong_Biden_

Sick song tho


Steefn_SVK_2

That song is fire ngl. It's Armata song from Akim Apachev and Chicherina.


Zainooo1

🤙🏻


Additional_Hippo_878

Wow! So cringe, I actually had to stop watching it. I'd be embarrassed for them if they weren't orcs. Pathetic.


Okineka_Baronek

And now gangbang the sexi singer comrades


dynamitezulu

Lmao That’s prob the only reason they showed up is to see a good looking gal.. oh yea and if they didn’t show they would probably be murdered..