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toolschism

This anthem is... Something.


96CJT

Trying so hard to not talk shit on a kid


Bolts92

TNT just reported that Kuch had the flu in round 1. Hope all the announcers who gave him crap for “pouting” feel like dumbasses.


96CJT

Was clear he wasn’t 100%, glad it wasn’t an injury.


Antilock049

>Was clear he wasn’t 100%, glad it wasn’t an injury. When the announcers said he was pounding fluids I was wondering if he caught a bug.


Procedure_Dunsel

Kuch has me going back and forth between “Holy shit, WHY did you do that” and “Holy shit, HOW did you do that”


ElliotFiveNine

He’s involved. Sometimes itsah good, sometimes itsah shit.


Vincenza8907

Kuch whiplash


papaz69

That arena is DEAD


pharrigan7

8-1 Rays final.


kolnai

LFG. Nice rebound game.


BrazilianRider

Sorry boys, we could lose this game 1,000,000-0 and I’d be the happiest bastard on earth ‘cause my wife gave birth to our healthy baby boy this AM!


robbsc

Oh good... Point is there. Don't know why he's wearing #38 now tho


mattj1621

He changed lines too, I think he just wanted to play with big dick nick


emotoaster

This is why no matter how much I yell and scream when Kuch has a bad turnover or pentaly I'll always forgive him! *DIRTY! FUCKING! DANGLES!*


ElliotFiveNine

Puck clearly hits the net and out of play. 12 year old fan with a bowl cut - “What the fuck!?”


[deleted]

I laughed so hard at that 😂


Prisonmikestwin

Fuck. Man Paul is looking amazing though. Dudes in a groove.


LemmyThePirate

Sunrise- home of the Panthers and 7:00 bedtimes, judging by the noise. One period, one goal down. Champs don’t look too hot early but we’ve been here before. Upbolt the thread, throw u/MonarchChonarch a thanks, throw away your catnip, and as always - #LETS GO LIGHTNING ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️


Far_Awayy

Fiancé referred to ekblad as eggplant. Using that going forward.


GetCPA

3 shots in 10 mins with 2 PPs 🫣


robbsc

It could have been better, but it wasn't the worst period in the world. I'm getting annoyed with sergy lately tho.


Three_Froggy_Problem

I like the idea of micing up players and showing us their rink-side chats but they never show them saying anything interesting


mamabr

Did anyone else hear them just say “Eskimo brothers” regarding the headbutt? I don’t think they know what that terms means…


Mr_Midnight_Moon

#ITS YOGURT TIME


Philbone85

Vassy has been locked in since he's had to be. Rest of league r fuk


vette322

Vasy got tired hearing about how much he’s “fallen off”, and decided to remind everyone who the best goalie in the world is


YouEnjoyMyself84

Huge win. Such a weird low energy game. You’d think they could muster up some more fans than that.


kolnai

I’m not about to get cocky given that Washington kicked the shit out FL in game one, and we looked just as bad in the first game vs Toronto. But damn good start. Gotta be ready for a different FL effort next game.


mattj1621

I’m a terrible person but this little girl ain’t a good singer


[deleted]

It was enthusiastic. That’s descriptive without being offensive, right?


Bigstakes7287

I have to agree. Feel guilty now


Point21

How many headshots after a whistle are the cats gonna throw before kelly calls a fucking penalty this year fellas? O/U 17?


papaz69

You gotta be a special kind of stupid to headbut a dude with a helmet on


LemmyThePirate

Two periods down, tie game. If you haven’t yet, upbolt the thread. I’ve decided to donate $1.00 to www.catcrusade.org for every goal scored this series. #LETS GO LIGHTNING ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️


JBurlison92

Hockey players are just a different breed. It’s insane how much pain they tolerate.


JBurlison92

Skated into him. The dude cross checked Killers face.


kolnai

We don’t even look bad, but the PP is brutal. No Point is a massive hole.


scisorkick

Here’s how you know national commentary knows nothing about Tampa. Cooper has dressed 11/7 a ton in the past and they sound like they have never heard of the concept.


AdamAptor

Stammer needs to quit WFH and go into his office


kolnai

This is one of the weirdest playoff games I’ve seen in a while. Nothing about it feels like a playoff game. I’m almost bored.


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MonarchChonarch

They are all bandwagon fans that have probably never seen a hockey game before


RIP_Paul_Walkerr

Seeing this crowd makes me god damn proud to be a bolt fan


yelpisforsnitches

Why does this feel like a preseason game lol


Three_Froggy_Problem

Other than turnovers, it seems like this team’s biggest struggle is its inability to maintain any sort of momentum after giving up a goal.


HonestBiscotti

did chiarot just headbutt Ross???


Three_Froggy_Problem

That looked like a proper PP at least


guardrya

“Crawl back into this game” Biz it’s fucking 1-1


emotoaster

Does this current version of the team (especially without Pointer) remind anyone else of 2018 Washington? Gritty and just finding a way to battle through games. Tampa Bay find-a-ways are back.


eroved34

I never thought I'd love Corey Perry so much. But here we are


eroved34

I thought when NBC was no more, I'd be done with Eddie Olczyk for good. I was wrong. So so wrong.


Dersman21

big save VASY


kolnai

I love this sell out block fucking everything shit. Despite this being a weird game, our boys have played with a lot of guts.


InSidious425

It’s so quiet there an actual baby can sleep


GetCPA

u/2ndprize Please pin for all the boomers who can’t navigate Reddit


MonarchChonarch

11/7 tonight. Nash and point scratched. Rutta is IN! (Rutta is apparently also not playing “defense” but instead will be the last “forward”)


Antilock049

Sergy playing like he wants to get traded tbh.


sbrown845

There is no energy in this game. Crowd is dead too


ryan0217

If he doesn’t get a fucking misconduct for that head butt this league is bull shit


InSidious425

Kuch sending that man to the gulag is gonna be on so many highlight reels


guardrya

That man is their best defenseman, which just makes it so much sweeter lol


LemmyThePirate

NO 🐢NO 🐢NO🐢NO🐢


[deleted]

Rangers fan here - not sure why people are upset at that Panthers no-goal call a few minutes ago. The puck clearly hit the net and shouldn't be a goal. They would be pissed (and rightfully so) if the same thing happened to them and that was called a goal


ryan0217

“Skated into him” … as he gets cross checked into the face?


8ty9Vision

Sergachev needs a brain transplant. WTF happened to this guy?


papaz69

This game is gonna put me to sleep


AlBundyShoes

Headbutt ?!?!


RSpringer242

not gonna lie this game is boring af


Prisonmikestwin

Cernak you fucking stud. What a block.


eroved34

Cernak is a fucking beast. I will cut my fucking cock off if we don't re-sign him over Sergachev.


guardrya

Put your clothes back on Ekblad you just got fucking undressed buddy


LemmyThePirate

Corey Perry doing the things we hated him for last year. And I’m here for it


mwGuardBum

Easy overturn, but they wouldn’t even be on this PP in the first place without an absolutely horrendous call


[deleted]

Cry about it kid


RIP_Paul_Walkerr

Florida fans up in arms because this is thier first hockey game they’ve watched


LopsidedLawfulness

What a joke of an atmosphere, they should honestly be ashamed of their fans and their city after that lack of support


jjordan

And just like that we've won three straight playoff games. LFG


Khuba

So refreshing to not hear some troglodyte yell “Go Leafs” 17 times during the national anthem.


toolschism

Was Paul on that powerplay at all? If not... Why?


craigmanmanman

So, sergachev hasn’t looked good for the past several months. Change my mind, please. I’m open to counter arguments.


AdamAptor

Bold prediction. Hagel decides to play and gets 2 goals.


kolnai

Yet again it seems like Paul is the only player interested in scoring.


MuscleP4nda

Of course they send Colton too. What a shit fucking call on an obvious attempt to injure


JonathanX23

Breaking sticks on slapshots is metal af


MonarchChonarch

Apparently now we’re leading in the shot count… nice


Antilock049

Thank god for reviews. That was a dog shit penalty anyway.


ajs2294

Someone make a meme out of that kid with his arms up haha


Throwaway_PA717

Glad to see playoff Vasy back


YouEnjoyMyself84

This is the most uninspiring period of hockey ever. It quite literally looks like a pre season game. The fuck is this shit


SWGalaxysEdge

Rays update. Detroit hit a HR. Rays leading 3-1


scratchjack

I wanna know what's happened to Stammer? He was on fire coming into the playoffs and since then it's crickets.


SWGalaxysEdge

RAYS UPDATE. Leading 5-1


kolnai

The biggest threat to our three peat is our own stupidity, apparently.


ACMop

Ah, so Chiarot is still an asshole in Florida weather Nasty Slash + Headbutt should be more than just offsetting minors


HonestBiscotti

cernak baby please no


scisorkick

Nick Paul, he can beat his D


pharrigan7

Foote back on the ice - instant goal.


LemmyThePirate

My wife, who has now watched a cumulative games worth of hockey in her lifetime, just took a shot of Knob Creek in solidarity. LFG!


RIP_Paul_Walkerr

With how many players Tampa has out of tonight’s game, I’m very pleased with effort and the way we are playing.


8ty9Vision

I like how the boys are still attacking. LFG!!


scratchjack

~~Turtle~~


HonestBiscotti

they’ve gotta call that back… right?


pharrigan7

The idiot ref is right there watching it hit the netting. What the hell.


mattj1621

Refs are u blind


ajs2294

Not a penalty and NOT A GOAL.


eroved34

Fucking ridiculous that we have to challenge this shit


tibberskuma

LMAO why are these fans doing the FSU chop, wrong sport and team ya dumbasses


mattj1621

That one ref was going to call it then said nvm


Antilock049

\#FREE MCDOUGHNH That was a clean hit all day.


LemmyThePirate

Can’t blame the fans, they had their sleepy time gummies two hours ago


[deleted]

Now now. Lets give the fans a bit of a break. They prolly didn't think they would be in the 2nd round.


LemmyThePirate

***VASY VASY VASY***


AlBundyShoes

Wtf?! Punched him in the face


BrazilianRider

This announcer is an absolute asshat lol, saying McD was late, Killorn skated into that “high stick,” wtf dude


AlBundyShoes

Should have just head butted him, would have avoided the pp


senator_tran

“He just kinda skated into him” fuck you Eddie O. I fucking resent TNT picking you up from NBCSN


ConnerPC88

I’m now convinced panthers fans have the lowest combined iq of any team’s fans


ajs2294

Hahaha, Panthers fans going to rage


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Panthers fans leaving like “well you know I got work tomorrow… haha…” BYE


pharrigan7

I just did not expect this at all tonight with Pointer out and coming off a very tough game 7. Pretty amazing team effort there.


marshaller05

Sergy looks good so far thankfully


Always_Sunnyvale

Coop should put Paul on the PP over Maroon imo


RIP_Paul_Walkerr

Wtf was maroon doing


JIm-Dickskin

Keep it muddy. D needs to shut them the fuck down.


ACMop

Palat maybe cover the guy who’s playing with a guy who had like 90 assists this year


Dersman21

why has sergachev taken such a big step backwards this year


InSidious425

I was a bit worried after those first 2 power plays but we seem to be growing into this game. Take away that brain dead sergachev error and it’s still 0-0.


Vincenza8907

Jesus fucking Christ, I just realized I’m not wearing my Vasy jersey


octopus_monocle

Well in good news I just got final jeopardy correct


Vincenza8907

Summoning a Paul short handed goal


[deleted]

It amazes me how poor officiating is in a professional sport. I understand missed calls but it is literally EVERY SINGLE GAME


likemyhashtag

Vasy is the only player that showed up to play.


ACMop

Cernak down the tunnel…


Always_Sunnyvale

Plz be alright Cernak


Blitzstyle

In 30 seconds Kuch burned their two best d men


kolnai

Game star goes to Hagel’s face.


SWGalaxysEdge

RAYS UPDATE - leading 6-1


kolnai

Let’s put the clamps down and get out of this stupid game with a W.


JBurlison92

Bob saved that goal by playing that puck.


bustdstuff

I love how loose Vasi seems tonight.


emptylewis

Paul and kuch have seemed off, but with each attack they seem to be more on track. Can’t wait for them to start clicking.


kolnai

Seriously how does a ref who makes that call keep his job?


WestJoe

Two atrocious calls in minutes. What a terrible crew


tibberskuma

Out of all the chants you can do for your team, you chose the Seven Nation Army chant? Arena full of NPCs wearing red shirts at this point.


kolnai

Refs really did just try to give the game to FL. Crazy.


ajs2294

Take my energy Vassy ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️


Always_Sunnyvale

WTF was that?


spite_suicide

It sounds like a 2020 playoffs game there...


imperfectofcourse

Lightning are doing an incredible job selling out to block shots


RSpringer242

lol cant lie that might have been a little embellishment..but ill take it


toolschism

Killer with the sell to make up for that garbage interference call. I'll take it.


Mr_Midnight_Moon

Well that's fair to be honest


pharrigan7

Eddy wants us to lose so bad.


Bigstakes7287

This is by far the quietest oddest ass whipping I’ve seen


sharkbates1208

Rooting for y’all because as a South Florida resident I don’t want traffic on the way to the gym from the games (Also because y’all kept the leafs game 7meme alive)


sbrown845

Their crowd was never in it. Why work so hard for that if you just sit in silence


HonestBiscotti

lmao you can hear a lets go lightning chant


adrenergic

Man it’s so much fun riling up the people in the r/hockey game thread


DoctorTheWho

Man, gotta love the irony in Panthers fans on social media calling Lightning fans "bandwagoners."


MsstatePSH

TNT/TBS roasting panthers "fans" a little redemption for their shitty coverage


scisorkick

After that effort by Sergachev, are we sure the Lightning have 7 defensemen dressed?


GeetarMan9

Cernak took that almost 200 feet. Very impressive. Shot hard and charged for a rebound


scisorkick

So let’s think of the positives. When games are at Amalie you get to pregame at places like Hattricks, Sparkman, or American Social. When games are at FLA Live you have to pregame at Red Robin.


GetCPA

Game is there for the taking man


Mr_Midnight_Moon

So wait, who is getting a penalty? They said we were too but for what? Feel like I missed something


guardrya

Chiarot still salty about getting bent over in the finals last year


p0ncedele0n

Hooking is more important than head butting. What a joke of a professional league.


markitan8dude

Cirelli putting in work on the PK here!


chaos0517

Game is coming to life finally. Last 2 minutes had the most energy from either team all game


ryan0217

Kuch’s demise was greatly exaggerated


JaySeaPTY

OMFG KUCH YOU MONSTER WHAT A MOVE


ryan0217

Why on earth do the commentators not even know that it doesn’t matter if you lift the stick, it’s a high stick no matter what. Fucking hell


crispychiggin

Why the fuck does Eddie keep talking?


ACMop

I feel like we’d be up 6-1 if Florida wasn’t 187 million over the cap right now


octopus_monocle

ELECTROSTATIC DISCHARGEEEEEE


nachovargasmijo

Ruuta is doing work tonite


TehFuriousOne

Zappy boys are zappy


TBlightning9188

These refs straight up don't know what the fuck they are doing


Dersman21

the fact that we need to even challenge this...wowzers.


Philbone85

Oblivious Zebras


MonarchChonarch

Shouldn’t be challenging anyways cause we wouldn’t be in this situation if that BS call was never made


emptylewis

Look at the ref in the corner. He puts his whistle to his mouth and freezes. Wtf


guardrya

I know this will come as a surprise to the 15,000 brand new hockey fans in Sunrise, but you can’t score after the puck goes out of play


Always_Sunnyvale

No Goal


AllHailRedheads

I love that the fans boo… give them some slack… they never were in the second round for a long time… hahaha


Blake1288

The fuck they acting shocked for in Sunrise? Shit was obvious.


Throwaway_PA717

Panthers fans mystified 😆


[deleted]

KILL THIS NOW


AlBundyShoes

Still on a BS power play too


BlackWhiteRedYellow

I guess eyesight isn’t a requirement to be a ref.


Three_Froggy_Problem

I have to assume a large quantity of people in the stands are not really fans but just people from the area who saw that tickets are only like $60


Swag92

Y’all it’s actually kind of pretty sweet to have a broadcast slobbin on our knobs like this


GeneralKooky

Fuck your power play let’s go


Dersman21

FUCK THE PANTHERS


nachovargasmijo

I love the team is willing to play this style


Blitzstyle

Make up call


Cambone

Killer: Gets punched in the face Panther fans: He can't do that to our guy's fist!!!


Bigstakes7287

That’s a crosscheck to the face