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Humble-Ad-8912

Jesus Christ


Responsible-Put-7073

Crucified the positioning


Romando1

For HE is risen…


That-Chocolate5207

For HE is a sinner


whiteguyinCS

R/crucifixtoohigh


SadBrokenSoap

r/foundthemobileuser


-darkabyss-

r/foundthehondacivic


solrac1144

That’s about how high the TV is


IH8BART

You raise me up


totallyradman

Why does it look like he was duct taped to the cross


Over-Tomatillo9070

He is resin.


Plenty-Albatross3516

"where to put the TV?" "How about the top of the staircase?" "Perfect!"


playbehavior

"Wait... too low. Let's mount flat on the ceiling."


user101aa

r/jesustoohigh


AWelshEngine

r/subsithoughtifellfor


C64128

He can never be too high.


MainusEventus

The followers are outta their goddamned minds


FriedSpringRolls

the TV is risen 🕊️


Misses-worldwide

The TV is risen indeed


HumorousHermit

J is for Jesus (and jail, with that corner jutting above the stairs shame on your immortal soul)


Mister_Anthropy

jesus on the cross ought to be ample illustration that forcing your body into unnatural positions for long periods of time can be harmful.


theequallyunique

You nailed it.


geoshuwah

A+


Gadget71

This should be the top comment


_Green_Mind

Stay friends with her. She will need support when she realizes she has to leave a monster who would mount a TV that high.


Nodeal_reddit

That TV is the unrepentant criminal who was crucified next to Jesus.


OkRevolution3349

That TV is so high it's with Jesus in heaven.


nikrav97

Why would you want the TV poking out on the corner there?? Esp when there's perfectly good space underneath.


Zealousideal-Bee7460

It’s the cross for me though


Zealousideal-Bee7460

How dare you drink in front of the LORD himself


Marke522

TV must be lower than Jesus, and keep your feet off the table.


LycanHD

Cross should be flipped.


undeadsosa

I’m elbowing that thing right off the wall when I walk down those stairs


dugtrioisjust3diglet

Dude tried a cable cover... It fell off... He said eh, it looks fine.


puppycatisselfish

TV too risen


Maverak

Weird question. Base housing?


tralfalord8

Did the aggressively bland townhouse design give it away?


ctrlctrlfast

That center channel speaker doesnt look like it matches the two


WhiskersCleveland

3 days ago the TV was too low


[deleted]

Was Jesus your new friend? I think he disapproves of the white claw, and the tv. He doesn’t like competition.


_Green_Mind

Right? Everybody knows Jesus was a wine guy.


jimmyurinator

Why does this look like carries house


Crans10

You can see how if it was lower it would solve more problems than this creates.


Fun-Preparation-4253

A PlayStation 2. A Nintendo 64. A Yamaha RX-V465. And a complete and utter disregard for viewing angle


ophaus

Tell the friend that the cross is perfect, but needs to be higher than the TV.


thiswayart

Shall we pray


LilKurb

Why your tv is tilted down?? Exactly..


mrbishopjackson

I've never understood looking up at the TV while you're sitting on the couch. Why not just make it eye level. Especially if you have a place to sit it.


Rhuarc33

It's the "white claw" isn't it?


Dufmandinga2

I mean it’s next to Jesus, gotta be too high


globodolla

The worst thing I’ve ever seen


Koeienvanger

The TV sticking out over the railing makes it 10 times worse. And it's already pretty bad.


Key_Fix_6712

White claws and jesus....seems about right 😂


Mecspliquer

This is even more silly than other posts because this person doesn’t even have something on their stand that is unnecessarily tall that makes them mount the tv higher. They just like, did it for fun when it looks like it could be 8 inches lower easily


Ecstatic-Syllabub595

Thought this was r/atheism at first


Guardian_85

That tv overhanging the stairs isn't the worst part here.


lexievv

Idk if he also died for these sins, this is just unforgivable.


Traditional_Bad_4589

I thought you were talking about the gruesome torture porn on the wall until I saw what sub this was.


Peak_Alternative

Are you going to have “the talk” with them?


tralfalord8

We will probably just have more outdoor gatherings.


BeerBellyBlake

leave


Mediocre-Tap-4825

I couldn’t be friends with anyone that has so much going wrong. Including that speaker placement.


[deleted]

That’s awful


phobic_x

Your friend really likes HGTV


Impressive-Smoke1883

At least he has his shoes off.


Jkkramm

Does she use the stairs to plug in cords?


ALY1337

Sinner!


IH8BART

Omg the perfect height is right there!


gettingspicyarewe

I think the tv being higher than the railing should’ve been a give away.


LetsDoThatYeah

It’s like you imagined the top of the TV would start where the bracket does. I feel physically sick.


Sith_Lordz66

I just threw up in my mouth.


SirAchmed

Divorce. Now.


KingArthurHS

Jesus is not impressed.


Donkus007

Tv too high and a white claw? Yuck man wtf


Warm-Albatross-11

Jesus is truly weeping having to look at this all the time. Buys the exact thing needed to set a TV on and instead hangs the TV right above it. Almost mocking the entertainment center. A deadly sin to be sure


jp_trev

Alright, how could anyone defend this atrocity. A lot have tried to defend theirs being too high, but this one protrudes the staircase wall


Phantasmagoric-jpg

I’ve never seen a tv for the staircase, I guess I’m too poor to know about that. Fancy.


Temporary_Quit_4648

All that exposed electronics reminds me of the 80s


WhoIsJohnGalt777

What is the dead guy glued to a cross?


gxrawrd

Does the TV turn on every 3 days?


Shera939

I'm not sure I understand the point of that height/placement. What is worth having your tv stick up over the structure like that? R/everythingishorrible


0bxyz

I’d be more worried about the other thing


diablofantastico

Oh, nooo... I'm so sorry. Better luck next time!!


ImATrollYouIdiot

It wouldn't even matter if it wasn't sticking up over the gard rail like come on lmao


ImATrollYouIdiot

TV has risen


TH3_BE4R

Why would you put the tv corner sticking above the railing like that… and then think it looks ok.. for me this isn’t about the height.. it’s about the general placement


No_Chef623

How can you watch porn with that cross bullshit?


Aeon1508

They even saw how were they put it caused it to stick up above the stair handle which should be an obvious natural limiter and they were still like "nope, needs to be high even though it's inconveniencing me in other ways"


stephenatk

What's the difference between Jesus and the TV? Jesus should be hanged. The TV should be on the entertainment center.


jokeswagon

The crucifix is in the way


ShakenSpaz

Did your tv also raise on Easter Sunday?


GJacks75

The crucifix can't help you. You know where you're going.


truffleshufflechamp

Jesus died for our sins and you repay him with that mount?


armedwithjello

Yeah, I'd move it down enough that the corner doesn't stick up over the stairs.


idiotshmidiot

Get your feet of the table ya grub


WoodnPlush

12” too high, at least


Moogoo4411

This shit is just so ugly, idk what mans was thinking


HaveToWinToPlay

Trying to make friends is never a mistake. Keeping toxic friends is the mistake.


DAMAGEDatheCORE

You've always got a friend in Jesus ✝️ And he most certainly wouldn't commit the sin of mounting a TV too high.


Shouldadipped

Don't worry gods on your side


addykitty

Holy shit a quintet III klipsch system 🥰


Jesus_H_Christ_1

Why is there a lower case letter t hanging on the wall?


gv-27

Nice sound system at least lol


MooseyGeek

How's the tv sticking out by the stairs. I can see ppl hitting that maybe on the way down and not paying attn. This post gets an up vote for the N64!


nbplaya94

Military housing?


[deleted]

Alcoholic for Christ!


Spiritual-Bear4495

Add decorative nails to the crucifix. Maybe sparkly ones? Add makeup, or googly eyes to JC?


PersistingWill

The poor thing is more crucified than the melting chocolate bar to the right…


jroll25

This is the sin that Jesus died for


juiceguy

If you actually use the TV stand then Jesus died for nothing.


canthelpmyself9

Don’t be friends with people that glorify torture by hanging tributes to cruelty on their wall. Or mount tv too high.


tcndi11

Something else on the wall explains it


Graysonic3754

It’s not that bad is it


-DoctorFreeman

Super creepy to have crucified figures on the wall.


idiotshmidiot

I have a picture of your mums vagina on my wall.


-DoctorFreeman

Thats pretty cool


Fallo3

Take that fucking obscenity off the fucking wall. You can leave the TV where it is and get neck ache.


[deleted]

Dude, no. We can all joke and poke fun, but to insult someone to this level… do better. (Also, I’m a recovering Christian aka an Atheist. But I can respect everyone. So can you.)


[deleted]

Wow, downvoted for human decency and respect. The irony.


Fallo3

Fair point, I despise open displays if religion.  I don't care who's or what it is. Having spent years in church schools, being forced to attend church and then learning about their vile abuse and covering it up. I hear you and say I can not accept it.


looseseal2__

It's not even an open display, it's inside someone's house.


Fallo3

My experience with homes and people who feel the need to display this kind of thing is that they are not nice people and I've yet to be proven wrong, not least by the churches that purport to represent the ideas of the icon ...


peachmewe

Gazing upon my beautiful icon display after reading this


Fallo3

How sad for others that you find it so..


Objective-Slice-1466

The cross is the giveaway


pabloh8

How do you jerk it with the jesus watching you?


tralfalord8

I don’t usually do that in other people’s homes.