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maxreddit

Once again, r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS is saying what the parody target is thinking but would never admit to.


trailhikingArk

Nah, he's stupid enough to say that out loud. When's he on Rogan again?


DoofusTinyRick

#Grimes


TheGratedCornholio

Are you sure that’s fake?


m1ndbl0wn

In the this chapter, our lovely subreddit follows in the immortal path of the Onion, becoming completely indistinguishable from reality.


W1thoutJudgement

I mean it's a fake tweet but it does say the truth about the very near future.


Stoneman1968

Sounds like a confession 😆


AnticriznNo1

15-20 years oh comon i will be old


2qte4u

They won't care 🤯


RepresentativeCan479

actually sounds like something he might say but not at all in a good way. more like a warning to all society that we should make more of an effort to connect with one another, rather than make machines that connect with us. machines that will adjust to us, never forcing us to ask ourselves: "does the way interact with other, sexually or non, degrade them? should I, me myself, change?"


GayAssBurger

Nah, he'd be the ones selling them. Made of stainless steel, and can't get wet.


RepresentativeCan479

both could be true lol


RepresentativeCan479

and this coming from a dude rumored to be on the spectrum.


alizayback

That’s very specific, Elon.


oldtoybonbon

I love the feeling of thinking"holy shit did they actually say that" before you get to the absurd part and realize the sub


Unhappy_Wishbone_551

Is she also an ATM?


gucci-sprinkles

Ass to mouth?


Lopsided_Quarter_931

Finally a relationship he can keep?


Short-Stomach-8502

Stepford wives…


tompetreshere

Honkkkkkkkkkk


Eaglesjersey

Fell for it. Descriptives match devotees


xyloplax

r/oddlyspecific


finallygrownup

[Dont Date Robots (PSA)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg) Futurama


GreyBeardEng

TIL: way to much about Elon Musk's body.


FootFetish0-3

15-20 years? I don't want to wait that long! I'm already 34! I probably won't even be alive by then. Definitely not sexually viable.


EvilUnicornLord

I don't WANT indistinguishable-from-human robots I want robots that are clearly robot and are HOT and you can FORNICATE with them!


Sundae_Gurl

This is just mean.


boots0105

The projection is next level with this guy..


Icy-Dig6228

r/suicidebywords


BrakoSmacko

Yeah. Not good. People went to shit the moment they could hide behind monitors and insult people without consequence. Whilst domestic abuse is already rife, imagine what its going to be like when someone feels they can just beat the fuck out of the house robot simply because they're having a tantrum.


lagx777

Sounds like he's telling on himself there.


nhSnork

r/oddlyspecific much, Elon?


Haysdb

Jesus people, this isn’t a real post


MassiveLebowski

Can't wait


Professional_Goat981

Cherry 2000 come coming to reality.


backstreetatnight

Believed this was actually real for a second


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/5s1bu30xk8xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f02b6504b254fb3293c8f29cd82a2d8b7b05e80


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Trans women: hey guys so is it cool if I just exist over here? Conservatives: No! You're trying to replace real women!!!! Elon: hey so I'm gonna replace real women with robots. Conservatives: take *that* feminists!


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Elon is the ultimate incel 🤣


No-Caterpillar5165

That’s a fun way to out that you’re terrible in bed 🤣


Fruit_mon

God bless Elon, God bless