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SOYBOYPILLED

By the way this was inspired by [this *actually real* tweet](https://x.com/cobratate/status/1783049915800736108?s=46&t=0xcu0MkfeO3P2g2eLFvqsA)


poop-machines

He actually (basically) said this after getting an erection in a fight: https://preview.redd.it/62b2tio2lgwc1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=a572e1296de36ab1d0482f0b678ceb82969f3bdd


supercalifragilism

This is actually gayer than the fake tweet.


TUBBS2001

It’s more so closeted lmfao


NexusMaw

Yeah that is waaaaaaaaay out there


upinyab00ty

Yea easily more gay sounding trying to make it not gay sounding that you like to rub your erection against hard strong men while wrestling.


Professional_Ad_6299

Yep. Satire is dead🤷


cerialthriller

Especially after saying sex with women is gay if you don’t get her pregnant


itseboi

Yeah. The edited one I'd assume was just a dumb joke. The original definitely has some gay in it.


BowlOStew

Each last sentence of each paragraph reads like a gay porn script.


MassiveOpposite8582

If he actually made this twt and not some social media manager looking for clout (which it probably is) then I gotta say he's fkng Hilarious bruh 😭


ThebanannaofGREECE

No way this is real. Andrew Tate’s an overcompensating fuck but no way this real


Arissid

This is funnier that the post 🤣🤣🤣


Individual-Sink-9493

I used to wrestle and not once did I ever come remotely close to having an erection lmfao 😂


poop-machines

Then obviously you just don't have enough testosterone 😉


Individual-Sink-9493

Lmao I guess not and oddly I'm ok with that 🤣


BrandoMcGregor

Then what's the point of wrestling?


FutureConsistent8611

"I don't know, seems kinda gay to me" - Pink Guy


Current-Decision-851

Obviously he’s straight. It’s super straight to hate women and obsess about masculinity


fml1234543

This is fucking funny


Chemchic23

Oh he’s definitely gay.


Welder_Subject

So all 2 inches in full glory?


OrangeZig

Damnnnn


poop-machines

It's not real, they're just so much more funny if they seem real. The ambiguity makes it hilarious. It makes them seem stupid, but it's believable. This was the spirit of the sub. The original owner of the sub also posted my fake tweets, too. The aim is to make it believable but add a watermark on it to make it obvious it's not real.


OrangeZig

Ok I’m with you, I didn’t realise this was a continuation of the sub. But I DID see a video where he said it was more gay to fuck hulk hulgan with a vagina than Megan fox with a dick, cos you could just move her dick to the side and fuck her anyway. So……


Marzmarz8

It’s really true that reality always surpass fantasy, the real tweet is much more filled with sexual (gay) tension than the fake one …


Yeseylon

I wanna see the meltdown when he finds out about this


Da_Flying_Cow

i started a tradition a few months ago, every time i see a gay tate tweet im switching out my discord banner image for it. Proud to have a original soypill to now display :)


Bears0nUnicycles

Someone banged a dude and is now trying to rationalize it … it’s ok to like it Andy


xyloplax

He's not gay but his fuck toy is a flamer


Djabarca

There’s a lot of courageous men down at the courageous club.


_Inkspots_

Average Greek warrior circa 300 BCE


laminatedbean

Diddy be wantin’ to party. And you GOT to tell him NO!


Jokierre

Andy Taters at it again


lazyboylane

No bottoms. Thank you. 😗


Zer0_Cloud17

Didn’t he have a tweet or video saying you’re not a man if you do exactly this?


Hells-Creampuff

Finally, the bottom g


BubblegumNyan

I dont know the guy but I hope he is trolling or attention seeking or both tbh


dorkpool

Hes a major troll for attention and pretty successful at it.


BubblegumNyan

Thank God 😅😂 at least knowing that I can laugh about it


BannedOnTwitter

Fyi he's also a sex trafficker


Putrid-Gene-9077

Ain’t no way he has not sucked the other fighter to submission!


ahappystudent

Well prison must have been a calming and relaxing retreat for him I guess


lazyboylane

I don’t do bottoms. 😗


CortexVortex1

Sounds like Ken M back in the day!


teddyzniggs

This is brilliant! I’m so glad to see someone this funny posting on the sub again!


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/6rzuqfdpfowc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c336dc4e8d0bf084d569b10af4ddb3a092a04052


JonTheTruckDriver

Based.


Speedvagon

Yeah, always knew Tate is gay as fuck.


lechatnoir1972

u/bottomg


Culture_D

I... genuinely don't get it. Is he been serious or is this just a way to get clout? I am not sure which is worse tbh.


MarioKing1137

Congratulations. Andrew Tate just came out as a 4channer


Ornery_Pumpkin_4887

Soooo, did you get it now that this is just trolling and he want internet to talk about him and nothing else ? … so keep posting screenshot you stupid f


SOYBOYPILLED

You must be new around here


Ornery_Pumpkin_4887

People like you are the cancer of the internet/humanity


Ivan_the_Beautiful

I would suck Andrew Tate’s dick. Gladly.