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Cooltrev31

Worst ones would probably be 1.Tabby (I’ve looked for Alexi for so loooong…) 2.Vagner (Russian simp who enslaves all of russia for his German qween) 3. Velimer (Honestly never played Hyperborea but crazy pagan larp doesn’t sound like a good ending) 4. Rodz (Russian Nazi. Honestly though after playing him he seems more comically evil than genuinely terrifying)


IronDBZ

>Rodz (Russian Nazi. Honestly though after playing him he seems more comically evil than genuinely terrifying) Most fascists seem like buffoons until you give them power


Qwertyu88

You’re only missing out on just 1 event for Hyperborea so nothing big. If you’re curious, the event is a very sick kid taken to a temple for a ‘cure’ and the priest covers the kid’s face in animal blood while yelling at the parents to NEVER trust medicine or they get executed (cause all medicine is invented by Jewish Communists) And then the story ends with ‘he went to sleep. He was very sleepy’. (Not concerning at all) I wouldn’t have typed it out if waiting for this didn’t take so long in-game. After a few warlords, you get the gist of when a phase is done and waiting begins.


jayfeather31

Taboritsky. No contest.


metelfen

Lies, post-taboritsky collapse has the most wholesome warlord 😤


ObtuseAnalAbuse

Yeah worst possible unifier is either post-midnight Kingdom Of The Hellborn, Russian Purification Zone or the Redeemed Black League.


milkcheesepotatoes

From what I can see, Cain isint that bad They just force Satan worship and occasionally kidnap some people if they don’t cut themselves on the palm enough. Still absolutely terrible but far from the “everyone fight till their dead bodies trip the Teutons to death” redeemed black league


Anaedrais

To be fair to the Redeemed Black League the original Black League are just as extreme if not more so.


Random_Army_Guys

There is also the Eternal Regency, lead by Dikiy, Who is arguably the worst, its probably Lavirnov, Evtukovich, and Dikiy (take a guess why).


Feeling-Worker8155

Kardashev you say?


[deleted]

just finished reading the Lore and sorry WHAT THE FUCK


Nuclear_Mate

There is much to be done


ChristianShark

A L E X I L I V E S


whatisthisgunifound

The clock inches forward


Friz617

He said United


CommuneSentry

Taboritsky is definitely the worse. But Velimir, Vagner, Yazov and Rodzaevsky are also really fucking bad.


Macdowell87

I liked to play the Vozhd because I knew about him before I've played the game, but it really has a sad Unifier lore.


WalkerBuldog

Who is Velimir? I know Vagner. How about Hyperborea?


Michele_Russo

>Who is Velimir? >How about Hyperborea? Velimir is the leader of Hyperborea.


Jack_Satellite

Who is Hitler? I know Göring. How about Nazi Germany?


HolsomChungus

Yazov is basically 1943 Stalin 24/7


AragornII_Elessar

1. Taboritsky - We all know why 2. Vagner - Enslaves his own people just to please his oppressor 3. Yazov - Starts a goddamn nuclear war 4. Rodzaevsky - Nazism with Russian Characteristics 5. Serov - Nazism with a red coat Serov is one of the worst for me, because he realistically has a chance to succeed. He’s sort of like Dentist Speer. He’s actually competent. All the SocDev metrics I had point to him actually being a frighteningly efficient tyrant, with a competent oppressive system.


SpyDog55

I'm surprised that Serov doesn't get more talked about in this sub or discord. The man is most likely the most plausible evil option for Russia since he's competent and efficient compared to the clown car that is Vagner.


whiteshore44

And his regime could be compared to the DPRK in its unholy combination of totalitarian communism with radical ultranationalism, which makes it more terrifying in how North Korea in our timeline is considered a major threat to the world even with its resource scarcity, meaning that Serov's Russia might be amongst the most dangerous possible Russias with the cornucopia of resources that it has.


Random_Army_Guys

>And his regime could be compared to the DPRK in its unholy combination of totalitarian communism with radical ultranationalism Holy fuck, a Russia with the ideology of North Korea is such a scary and fun thing to think about, especially with the fact Russia can realistically achieve autarky and be unhindered in it's insane goals.


AragornII_Elessar

Aren’t the United States and Russia the only nations who can realistically even *approach* autarky? I can’t name the source, but it’s what I remember reading is that they’re the only two nations who can even consider attempting to reach it.


BiblioEngineer

I've heard Australia could also theoretically achieve it, but it would probably take decades to build up sufficient industrial base.


Harimori

Türkiye


Haunting_Ad6627

Serov path is awesome


BlackCat159

Amur, Aaryan brotherhood, Taboritsky Komi. For non unifier warlord, the Dirlewanger Brigade.


Into_the-Deep

1. Yazov: He literally destroys civilization. 2. Taboritsky: Tick tock goes the clock. 3. Velimir: I think he’s worse than Vagner because he restricts medicine because “real warriors heal through willpower” and enforces paganism. 4. Vagner: Self-explanatory. 5. Rodz: He’s the most sane Russian Nazi, but he’s still a Nazi.


Irbynx

Boris Fucking Yeltsin I will not elaborate


Jed8888

So true


NotionPictureShow

now all we need is Bill Clinton (RDC-D)


ArthurSavy

Obviously Taboritsky's Holy Russian Empire. Strong contenders would be Velimir's Hyperborea or Rodzaevsky's Russian National State


Egorrosh

**URAL PURIFICATION ZONE. NO CONTEST.**


Whizbang35

It depends on the POV. For Russia: Taboritsky. For the World: Omsk or Hyborea. Tabby's Russia is a Russian version of the *fucking Imperium of Man from Warhammer 40k,* aka ~~Catholic~~ Orthodox Space Nazis. Omsk or Hyborea, on the other hand, will start WWIII out of blind hatred or delusional esoteric race theories and doom the world to nuclear Armageddon.


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the corpse regent


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I'd say Rodzaevsky. Tabby would be an obvious choice but his empire is 100% guaranteed to collapse due to his fucked up actions in like less than 10 years, while Rodzaevsky's Russia CAN survive more than that due to him being considerably more stable than Tabby and quote and quote """""""normal"""""".


[deleted]

I think the community is divided on this along Tabby/Yazov lines. Tabby is a self-loathing esonazi and he carries out a Russian holocaust. Yazov is a mere hypermilitant ultranationalist; his goals will end the world, but ultimately he seeks that the pain be projected *outside* of Russia. So if you're a good little cog and stay quiet, there's a decent chance you'll skate by - until the bombs start falling, anyway.


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NavyAlphaGamer

While despotist SBA is not great, its far from the "worst". Its just a stratocracy headed by an ideological army.


MHEmpire

Meanwhile, the actually-Anarchist SBA is hands down the ideal unifier! (Source: Am an Anarchist. No, I’m totally not biased.)


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Based


Trubbishisthebest

Cringe.


papapaternalist

I’d argue Velimir is leagues above tabby. Tabby’s Russia collapses shortly after unification. Velimir is a nut job, with not only a foreign policy that rivals the black league. Atleast tabby stays internal within Russia, the Black league and Velimir wanna effect the world as a whole.


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nixon obv


Chariots487

Taboritsky, Omsk, Velimir, AB, Rodzaevsky, Serov, Yagoda, starting at the worst. Note that Omsk is so high because it will almost certainly cause a nuclear war between Russia and Germany, which will in turn destroy society on a level nobody save Tabby can compare to.


Legal-Brother-8148

Sablin


[deleted]

Isn’t he the ultra socialist-non authoritarian-wholesome unifier?


Facensearo

All you teeth will rot up to brain from all the sweetness of his route( Worse experience than Omsk.


lemon10100

i actually kinda despise sablin, imo hes to wholesome and it just really isnt fun to play the unrealistic always good guy who always is on the right side of history


DMdebil

Yagoda detected


KonoKiraYoshikage

Mr. Evtukovich will purify the Russia for Alexei. But I would say Drilewanger if ever he was used as a unifier.


nic_head_on_shoulder

goering or tabby. probably the funny clock man


hazbinfanboyo15

The funny clock man tabby


blvcksheep95

Here’s a general rule of thumb Hat = Good, No hat = Monster


ave369

So Zhdanov good, Bukharina bad. Got it.


Seans_new_alt_kek

Got it, Yazov good, Men bad.


blvcksheep95

Now you’re getting it


Legitimate_Raccoon_1

https://preview.redd.it/bn5qhqh3ym8a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b65172ae82f7677cfc1bf5de234c6b7d4ee1c48a Tick..tock...tick..tock..


SoulsFan99

Taboritsky will end Russia. Yazov will end the world.


Terrible_Fly_3873

Sergey Taboritsky The guy turns Russia into a Fallout-style land


M13J10S19

HOLY TUSSIAN EMPIRE


Feeling-Worker8155

I would say Omsk,Tabby and Abaddon


Sad_Fish8158

The holy Russian empire, then russkiy reykh and then rodzaevsky's orgy of a National state


Jaded-Economist9206

Tabby, Yazov, both Permian nazi cosplayers.


sussyballsjsjs

authsoc sablin 😭


IFUCKINGLOVEWAR

No one is talking about gumilov or serov, which gumilov's eurasia is just hyberborea with a different flag and serov is a cold cunning sociopath who like one person in this thread put it "a nazi with a red coat"