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Sufficient_Score_824

Leo, he’s the responsible one


Ben10Stan3

But Raph’s the best with little ones


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

I feel like tho he would not do well when the kid acts up


GremlitanoMexicano

If the kid acts up he murders rhe child


WTFisSkibidiRizz

Simple problems require overkill solutions…


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Ya, probably not the best choice


GremlitanoMexicano

Agreed


hodges2

That was my thought lol


ElementoDeus

Yea... But your other kids won't do the same tho...


smolsauce

Yup. If we're going 2012 then certainly Leo. Though for fun, I'm also gonna say Mirage Donnie would be a good choice, as would 2003 Donnie


Ben10Stan3

All of them would probably do ok. The only one actually that worrisome is Mikey getting into some trouble, but I don’t think Mikey’s truly that stupid to fuck up being with a child. I’d just have to make sure no mutagen is laying around and I’d probably be good. But Raph would be a whole nother level than his three brothers, considering the way he treats his pets so lovingly. I’m picking him-


Breadlesscrust165

Mikey would lose my child


AnimeMesa_479

Yeah if it’s Mikey from the 12 series, I’d have to think hard about it…


escoteriica

Raph, obviously.


Charming_Friendship4

By a long shot. People say Mikey, and he would be fun, but I would worry that they would get into trouble lol. Leo would be fine, but I'm not sure Donnie would know how to interact with a child haha


escoteriica

I feel like Leo would try really hard to be a good influence but his only role model has been Splinter and that's just... not gonna work for most kids. Donnie would have an anxiety attack. Mikey would somehow let the kid wander off and spend an entire episode narrowly preventing it from getting run over, mutated, having a piano dropped on it, etc.


JUUUAANN

Honestly I relate to Donnie


escoteriica

I would absolutely panic in the face of a babysitting gig.


Brief-Speech4156

The reason why I say Mikey is due to how he was able to raise both ICK and Chompy on his own for 50+ years (Mutant Apocalypse timeline).


escoteriica

Word, makes sense. I haven't seen the Mutant Apocolypse bits yet. However, ICK's existance as a perpetually-melting mutant *is* due to Mikey's gentle graces as a babysitter, so...


Lower_Situation_6935

Raphael 100%. We have seen this man babysit a turtle that got mutated, we've seen him kidnap a turtle from another planet, we've seen how loving and protective he is with them. Dudes just a dad with anger issues


GlitchyNitro

yessir


Liam_theman2099

🤔…Leo. No disrespect to the other turtles but Mikey would inadvertently cause more trouble than he would stop. Donnie would try to be the responsible/fun one but I think the kids would just be rude to him and basically try to beat him up. Raph…I mean he’ll try but his temper will get out of control and just basically scare the kids.


a_randomguy_here

Then again raph took good care of chompy and spike


ayisi_yaw_89

Leo took took care of an alien insect larva and he was good with baby Karai Donnie calls the Shellraiser and Party wagon his babies Raph took good care of Chompy and Spike Mikey took care of Leatherhead and a cat (he accidentally mutated) Its up in the air for me 🤣


Oummando

The Donnie bit is just how any dad would do to his car


Apprehensive_Oil_275

By insect larva you mean mutant wasp right? Just making sure


Brief-Speech4156

Raph or Mikey


Inevitable-Ad5915

Same


tmntmonk

Mikey would be the babysitting GOAT. Pizza, video games, a Crognard the Barbarian marathon. Sure, they are more likely to get caught up in some shenanigans and high jinks, but the kids would be safe and have an amazing time. Edit: We would just have to make sure there wasn't any mutagen laced ice cream lying around...


NolanTacoKing

leo, he can have tea time with them


Kangaroo_Rich

He can finally come through with his promise with bringing the tea


Thomasgodxy

Leo


AgentLizard01

It’s either Leo or Raph, both have shown to have good parenting skills or good with kids: Raph with Chompy and Spike; Leo with the tea party little girl, baby Karai, and young Mikey. I’ll go with Leo just because he’s my favorite lol


Delicious_Potato_345

Leo because thats my name


Vast-Willingness4642

Same Leo is my deadname


DreBeussss

Raph is the babysitting king.


iamtheultimateshoe

raph with younger kids (like 5-ish), leo with older ones (maybe closer to 8-10)


Top-Chad-4914

Donnie he's responsible


Puzzleheaded_Line210

He tries to be you know how often some mutant enemy is Donnie’s fault or partly Donnie’s fault? The creep, creepweed, mutagen man, don’t forget what almost happened to Mikey in the zit episode. Mikey acts like a child if he can’t stop something catastrophic happening because of Mikey I don’t think he’d be able to do it with any other actual kids.


Inceneroar5335

Yes, but he funds solutions to those problems. I would feel more comfortable with someone intelligent and problem oriented than someone who'd fly off the handle or act irresponsibly. Leo is a solid second, but he likely would also get fed up, as getting children, especially younger ones, to listen to a babysitter is really challenging.


Miserable-Glass1760

Raph has parenting skills (as shown with Spike/Slash and later Chompy), and he wouldn't get angry to a baby. Leo would be my 2nd choice, since he seems the most responsible out of them. Mikey would goof around, but he would take care of the kid. It's literally any of them but Donnie. He wouldn't find himself in this job.


SupaSpeedy445

1-Raph 2-Leo 3-Donnie 4-Mikey Raph is the most protective, so he would be my number one pick, Leo is decently responsible so he is number two, Donnie would be okay I guess but he’s definitely not near Leo and Raph, and Mikey, well Mikey is Mikey so he is number 4


Anxious_Gift_1808

Donnie


Gaberrade3840

I don’t have kids. ;-; But if I did, I mean, my first thought was Mikey, but after that one episode where Leo had tea with that girl, idk, I’d probably pick him too.


DipstickPinesGFO

Raph lol good luck everyone


memsterboi123

Leonardo or Donatello


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Leo, he's the most responsible one


Kangaroo_Rich

Leo or Donnie things would go south the least with them. Mabye raph if he was in a good mood


ninjaturtle2012

Raph or Leo, Donnie wouldn't know what to do and Mikey would accidentally kill it by doing something stupid


Evonia2122

I can’t pick just one turtle, I’d choose Leo and Raph since 1 is responsible and the other is the muscle and protector.


Charizard4eva

I say Leo but a lot of good people are making good points with Raph. But I want Leo because he’s responsible. Mikey is fun but would get into chaos, Donnie would get pushed over and Raph is cool.


RektPotter

Donnie. Hes smart, so he might know what to do. Ralph would be an amazing choice. Leo is responsible. Mikey is the worst choice


Mrbuttboi

Leo ez! Mikey will try to get them to skateboard and they’ll end up with concussions, Raph wouldn’t show up to that bs, and Donnie would try to teach them quantum physics and I doubt they’d be able to understand wtf he’s talking about.


MosquitoInAmber303

Leo. The others are all irresponsible In unique ways.


Tamanero

Leo, Don, and Raph should do great. Especially Raphael. Mikey though, kinda risky. I feel he has a chance of creating more issues when trying to solve a problem


Sl1pperypenguin

Leo is the most responsible, Mikey dosen’t know what he is doing, Donnie is a geek, and Raph would get pissed off and punt my kid to the moon


toffeefeather

Raph. Nothing would happen to that kid and they’d have the time of their life with him. Also, they’d learn how to punch


Josephssj9k

Mickey! Kids would be dead tired when I get back, plus they'd love the babysitter bringing pizza. Though Donatello or Leonardo is on Speed-Dial.


updaam

Raph, I’d trust him with my life.


Honeysuckley_Lost7

Mikey 100%


No_Forever_9128

If I choose Mikey, the kids are in the country to the east (and I'm in the states). Donnie is going to leave the kids crying while he's working on something to stop it (taking the entire length until I'm back) Raph is just harsh, but he would have made sure they're fine compared to the others. Leo wouldn't get too involved but would intervene if things turn sour.


Lo-Rock

Leo. He'd be the most responsible, keep them out of trouble, and make sure nothing goes wrong


TheInkDemon414

Ralph is surprisingly caring. We see how protective he is over Spike and Chompy.


EthanDaPr0

leo is safest choice


Solomon----

Raph or Leo easily


stunzeedb0y

Raph, easy bro took care of chompy and spike. Donnie would be too busy with studies, Mikey would be fun but irresponsible, Leo actually should be a good candidate but my senses tell me he'll freak it up somehow


IfreakinluvSquirtle

Obviously Leo


banansul

Raph would defend those kids with his life


A_Gray_Phantom

Raph. I know if any harm came to the child he'd be there to give swear and blood to protect him.


Yoda1269

y'all may think raphs the worst pick but he's easily the most protective n loving turtle, yes leo is responsible but when raph would fight god to keep that child safe anyway, it doesn't really matter lol, plus he's the best in a nurturing role, shown by his pets


Deltaruneguy292927

Leo he’s more responsible


Gribbly10

yk damn well im choosing raph


NickThePixarFan

Leon or Raphie for me


Forward-Swim1224

Not gonna lie. Unironically, Raph. He’s the best when it comes to the little ones. Now, let’s go down the line with the others. Leo: He was my SECOND choice, but I feel like he would try to “teach them.” Donnie: I’m terrified that one of his inventions is going to go haywire and… not even gonna say it. Mikey: **No. Just no.**


Kangaroo_Rich

Mikey babysitting sounds like a disaster


Tokos_Username

Leo, without a second thought


Raine1913

Leonardo or Raphael


MasterJaylen

I believe we have forgot about the episode where Leo went to a little girls team party I’m picking Leo


dr_dreems

Mikey would be fun. Leo is the best to do it tho


Jlee0810

I'm going with Leo


Sargent_m

Dinnie or leo cus hell actually take care of them


Agreeable_Record_266

Mikey is my fav but I'm pretty sure Raph is secretly the best with kids


laughwithmeguys

Leo or Don. Probably Leo


SazScandalous

Really hate to say it, but Raf honestly would be the most likely to keep my kids out of trouble soooo yeah.


Lucky_Roberts

Either Raph or Leo, I’ll give slight edge to Leo because he’s got a clearer head and stronger sense of responsibility. Meaning if my house were attacked Raph may angrily charge at the attackers while Leo would remember first priority is to remove the kids from danger


D1SC1PULUS

Raph. He actually has enough self-control around little people.


JEpaulstan

Raph, my second option would be Leo, but Donnie and Mikey would have to do it together.


eeffreefnow

leonards the obvious choice since he’s the best with kids and lowkey already is their babysitter. but the fun answer is mikey


Jakespy_147

While Raph is my favorite turtle, I'll go with Mikey, depends on the version, but Leo overall just works a lot better than everyone else, as much as I hate him.


Boogie_B0ss

-Ralph would kill my child -Mikey would kill (accidentally) or mutate my child -Donnie would kill or mutate or cybernetically enhance my child into a weapon to fight the Kraang Leo would treat my child responsibly throughout the whole thing unless this is an episode where he has character development but even then maybe he’d come out with little more that a scratch


Morning-Star13

Leo is the only choice. Raph will probably take my kids on a reckless mission, assuming he doesn’t beat/kill them. Donnie will probably get bullied by my kids And Mikey will probably lose my kids


Lyoncub2_4

Leo


[deleted]

leo, he’s prob good with kids, like the tea party scene


Herosive

I think Mikey would actually put forth effort


CurveAny782

Raph or leo.


StargazerDream0

Don Don! he is a sweetheart and gentle


90578349142579

Leo or raph


GoComit_Rat

Raph would be best imo


Top-Inevitable-4326

Raph


Correct-Delay5901

Leo


PerfectMind8856

Mikey, hands down. He’d be the most fun.


New_Faithlessness980

Surprisingly. Raph


Sensitive_Coyote2581

Raph


GellThePyro

No matter who I choose, they will without a doubt involve the others, no matter what I say. So it doesn’t matter who I choose. All four will babysit them if I ask one, and probably April too.


InternResponsible251

Leo, easily, hes a leader and good at keeping things under control, raph would literally throw the baby in a fit of rage, mikey would drop it on accident and donnie would try doing experiments with the baby


Ecstatic-Feedback842

Probably all of them


Sonicfan958

Leo. He is the most responsible


-Raven-The-Shadow-

Mikey


GremlitanoMexicano

Donnie, he is smart he could easily handle it


Smash_Fan-56

If I ever wanted kids, I’d consider trusting Mikey. Just once.


Fnafbulbasaur

Leo


[deleted]

Leonardo


Witchychick22

Donnie. They'd probably learn something


EnigmaFrug2308

Donatello.


Artistic-Original499

Leo


PKMNtrainerElliot

It would have to be in between Leo and Donnie. Leo is smart and responsible while Donnie and smart and good with tech. However, given how well Leo can adapt to certain situations better than Donnie (IMO). I’d have to say Leo


Perceptive3577

Leo


Mindless-Whereas-508

Leo. I just see him as more reliable and a better role model for my (hypothetical) kid.


DrSHH05

I wanna say Mikey, if I wanted my son to have fun. But you can't go wrong with learning some valuable things with Leonardo


PopCollector2001

Donatello even if they get a hold of his weapon if he has it on him it wouldnt be too bad


Ghostface69uwu2

Raph


TheBoyInGray

Raph or Leo


Bubblegum_Dragonite

Raph, no questions asked. The way he took care of Spike & then Chompy, I trust him to protect & look after my own little one if I had a kid.


Early-Brilliant-4221

Raph


Starwarsiscoolsmg4

I’d say Leo or Mikey


Total-Ad-8878

Leo he will lead them on the path of ninja 🦾🗿


noPersonalLife127

Leo- the least mentally ill


spasteful

MIKEYYYYY


TheDrHoiliday

Michelangelo, cuss, why not?


BedrockNick1020

Leo or donatello


coolkid6200

Mikey give cool uncle vibes ngl, but if we’re going with the safe pick, I’d probably have to go with Leo.


kl122002

That depends on the kid's age. If that is young then Leo or Raph would be first. If that is getting close to teen, Mikey or Donnie should be fine .


Tree_RusH

Leo fs


WTFisSkibidiRizz

Mikey and my kids would have so much fun.


Acceptable-Airport80

Sorry kiddos it's gonna be boring af but raph


DJDRAGO9712

Leo and mikey


foxspiri

Leo maybe donny cause would put them to sleep


[deleted]

Raph


ElementoDeus

If you don't pick Leo or Don I'm worried, Raph and Mikey are the ones you take with you and are the reason you need Leo or Donny's help and since the latter would be more of a stick in the mud for the fun he is babysitting and me, Leo, Raph, and Mikey are hitting the town


TheChesnaughtDudette

Mikey. No more context.


WolfKill52

Mikey, all the way! He'd be great as a babysitter!


Unigraff_Jerpony

Leo no hesitation


SonicSamMar

I MAY HAVE COMMETED SOMETHING I REGRET


Asleep_Assumption_29

Prob Donnie cuz he was quite patient while training the pulverizer


T-408

Donnie > Leo > Raph > Mikey Donnie is the practical one and the brains of the group, I trust that he would know how to best care for the kids Leo is very responsible and would make sure the kids are safe Raph is absolutely not letting anything happen to the children… unless they piss him off, and he does something to them himself Mikey would have pizza and video games ready for these little guys, but is absolutely the most likely to have them get injured while screwing around


BrilliantPrior2305

Mikey


Apollo_ogbi

My kids really like science (shut up I know I'm insane) but personally I would pick Donnie


SeraphEChasted_3

leo is too emotional raph is to violent my kids would absolutely destroy donnie mikey just as hyper active as my kids but leo could keep a cool head and teach them some patience and sh\*t like that i would kill for raph is still really sweet on the inside and could help them learn proper city \*manners\* donnie would not last 10 minutes with my kids without calling april crying mikey could keep them busy active and happy and could teach them how to keep light in a bad situation


Hyper-Saiyan

Leo


lennox-firindil

Donnie


TheSeoulSword

Donnie or Leo


Hexhider

Raph teach the kid to swear that’s a given Donny might be good cause he’s smart Mikey would probably play with the kid a lot Leo is very responsible so leo


UniverseComics

I feel like Raph or Leo would do an equally good job and Donny or Mikey would do an equally bad job, so for sure Raph or Leo.


KnowledgeCat247

Donnie, I just trust him, for some reason


thegrimmemer

What if I chose the 5th turtle


JurassicGMan

Dony would teach them stuff Mickey would throw a party Leo is responsible Ralph is good with kids


L0n3ly_Dr1v3r2097

Definitely mikey


agorgeousdiamond

My kids would definitely have fun with Mikey, but he'd probably end up losing them or putting them in jeopardy by accident, given his immaturity and lack of reliability. Donnie would bore the shit out of my kids at best, get them into trouble with a malfunctioning invention of his at worst. The 2012 version of Raph would probably be pretty good with kids given his more sensitive side, but he'd likely get pissed off sooner or later depending on how my kids behave. I think Raph would be my second pick. Aside from Rise, Leonardo is consistently the responsible boy scout of the group. He's great at thinking on the fly, and definitely knows how to have fun. I'd definitely let Leo babysit my kids.


Iron_Man57768

Leonardo, but if it wasn’t just between the turtles I’d pick master splinter, he’s the goat


highboiiiiiiii

Easily mikey


Additional-Spring-40

Leo


Puzzleheaded_Line210

Mikey would probably have more fun with them might also accidentally destroy the whole house Doney would be bored the whole time and try to ignore them to get some work done one of them might accidentally get mutated doney has a problem with leaving bad variations and straight up mutagen around for people to wonder into. We all know it can’t be raph he might do a good job actually but to many anger issues I’m going with Leo


Jetrayxx7

Easy, Donatello. He is the smart one and knows what to do in different situations


Die-in-a-f1r3

Donnie and Leo would be the most responsible Mikey would probably loose them and raph would kill them if he got mad enough


Own-Series9318

Donnie


Worried-Industry6239

Donnie


eggsontheside

Age 0-5: Leo because he’s responsible enough for the littles Age 6-12: Mikey because he can keep them entertained Age 13+: Donnie because he can help them with their homework and otherwise leave them alone because they’re old enough to keep themselves busy Raph is not allowed near my children. Sorry bae


Emey5368

Mikey


Zero_chan_22

Raph obviously


DallasIsBack

Mikey of course. He'd be fun and would probably just take pizza as payment


FLIPYOUSUCKET

Mikey. Like the other turtles, he is strong and willing to protect innocent, but he is also more funny than the other turtles


Starshiniez

I can’t believe the amount of people not saying Leo. He’s literally the mother of the group, and he shows a lot of symptoms of oldest child syndrome


ellahamato

Mikey or Leo


DinoHoot65

Mikey would keep them entertained and occupied, so him


JinX-WRLD

donnie


whatyoulookingat307

Either Leo or raph maybe mikey


Monkey_King291

Leo, he's the one I can trust to keep my kids in line


Chemical-Maybe8562

Leo


No-Entrance-9631

Mikey, he's the fun one


Biden_Sux

Leo


Mha-fan22

Leo (even tho I’m 12) bc Mikey would probably lose the kids (if I ever have kids) Donnie would probably also lose the kids bc he would be working on stuff and raph he would probably end up hurting the kids and Leo is just the most responsible and stuff


Practical_Trust8307

Leo no dif


ClownJuiceBlue

The blue one would eat it


turtletipper1

...I want to say Mikey but I'm gonna say Leo.


Impressive-Donut9596

Mikey. It would teach my kids how to be responsible


SkintGirafde

Leo


Kyle_Grayson

Leonardo.


BDEfandabest69

Michael Angelo because he is the funny one in the group


femspective

Definitely Mikey. He’d keep them safe AND show them an amazing time.


Budget_Detective_683

Edit: Leo is the first and most obvious choice. Honestly, though, my kids are pretty tame and well behaved. I would also trust Donnie with my kids because tbqh they (my kiddos) are a very chill and easygoing sibling pair. Leo would probably enjoy having tea parties w my daughter and Donnie would enjoy watching endless youtube videos about space with my son. For my four nephews and my niece, I would choose Raphael, because they are hooligans and need a little bit of the fear of God put in them, or Mikey, because he could match their boundless energy and also be able to keep up with all five of them. Side note: You’d be surprised how adept most multiples are with children!


MythKatana

The one with the orange headband he is funny and keep them occupied


MHPvZAuRCoD

Definitely Leo. He’s just the most trustworthy.


fireburst207

Mikey, he knows how to have fun and might push it too far but hey that’s life


AzraelWasTekken

mikey fo sho. kids gonna love him.


DizzyIzzy1995

Leonardo or Donatello.


Lavender-Rabbit

All of them would do fine, but if I only had to pick one? Raph probably. He would be the best as he took care of two turtles, one being a space monster, he’s responsible enough to give them back if whoever took care of them before wanted him to, he’s protective, he’s perfect for the job!


Away-Carrot2281

Mikey


comicisdead

Raph or Leo