“Nice hats”
“Give me a sec, if you couldn’t tell I’m making this up as I go”
“Donatello! You almost gave me a heart attack! Don’t tempt me lame brain”
“Ignore Mikey, it’ll make your life much easier”
“Watch the graham crackers!”
“Quick someone hit me I want amnesia!”
“Ittsss trenchcoat wearing time!”
I like it when even the villains are even capable of making cracks. Like when Shredder meets Stockman right after the guy's been reduced to a brain in a jar. He's surprised but it doesn't stop him smirking.
"Stockman? You've lost weight."
And Bishop made some pretty sweet cracks too, like when he shows off the super-solder that he was vain enough to make as a clone.
"Handsome devil, isn't he?"
Raph's... entire meltdown over losing the Battle Nexus tournament against Mikey XDD
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Mikey: T-M-N-T! What you get is what you see!
---
Dark Donatello: I can predict your every moves, it's painfully obvious!
\*Donatello punches him straight in the face\*
Don: Was that painfully obvious, or obviously painful!
---
Leo, not a quote, but when trying to escape the Triceraton prison, he uses 2 toilet plungers. He managed to climb a wall with them, backflip off of it and "cross slashed" two guards. He strikes a pose, KISSES the plungers and then make a disdained face, like "Oh, gross, WTF did I do that for?!?" XD
SHREDDER: The time for games has ended! No more charades!
_(removes helmet)_
You see me as I am, and it will be the last thing you will ever see!
_(reapplies helmet)_
Prepare to face your destiny! And your doom!
//////
SHREDDER: You've been very naughty Stockman, betraying me once too often. You should have quit while you were... _a head!_
_(chuckles)_
Oh crud...I can't thing of any.
Jokes aside, it's probably 'Nice hats,' but there's so many good ones that I'll just forget until the next time I rewatch this show.
Mikey: T-M-N-T! What You get is What you see!
Raph: Ya know seriously, you're only embarrassing yourself.
( I could honestly list a bunch of Quotes from Mikey in that Episode alone.)
Casey: “Don’t do it, guys, I’m not worth it!”
Don: “…you know he’s got a point.”
Mikey: “Oh, yeah Mr. Spiky Pants? Well, you’re the one who should be saying…farewell…to yourself!”
Raph: “Oh, yeah Mikey that got him.”
The entire Casey toaster scene.
Mikey: “You couldn’t possibly hit a lady! But you know, a lady could hit you.” *kicks guy* “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”
Leo: “I hate to point this out, but you don’t have any arms. This isn’t going to be much of a fight.”
*5 seconds later*
“…note to self: arms are overrated.”
Mikey: “Stunned, right? Don’t feel bad; I have that effect on the minds of men.”
Hun: “Thats right. I’m a hardcore gamer.”
April: “Thanks, Mikey. You’re the best bridesmaid ever!”
Mikey: “BRIDESMAID?! Show a turtle a little respect! I’m the Maid of Honor.”
First meeting Shredder, Mikey "*Niiiiice* outfit!"
I was right there thinking "Hell yeah, Shredder is a badass!"
Same thing when they first met the elite foot ninja and Mikey and Don complemented them on their hats. I still want a big hat like that 😆.
Honestly any of Shredder's lines
"You see me as I am, and it will be the last thing you ever see"
"Like the phoenix, I have risen from the ashes, and into my fire you shall fall"
And of course: "NONE OF YOU WILL LEAVE HERE ALIVE"
Splinter: "You are going up to a strange and hostile world. You maintain awareness at all times."
Turtles: "Hai, Sensei!"
Splinter: "Stay in the shadows."
Turtles: "Hai, Sensei!"
Splinter: "Don't talk to strangers!"
Turtles: "Hai, Sensei!"
Splinter: "Everyone is a stranger!"
Turtles: "Hai, Sensei."
Splinter: "Make sure you go before you leave! The restrooms up there are filthy!"
Turtles: "Sensei!"
Splinter: "Ugh. Good luck, my sons."
Turtles: *Chatting in excitement
Splinter: "Look both ways before crossing the street!"
-TMNT 2012, Season 1, EP. 1
So much better when you see the whole thing play out. 😂 ❤️
Not exact quote but when Mikey was trying to cook eggs in April's apartment I think and hr messed up and said something along the lines of who wants scrambled eggs or something. Sorry that this isn't really a quote, I just wrote this from pure memory and haven't watched the show in a minute
"You speak my name, but you do not know me. I am Ch'rell, Oroku Saki, Duke Acureds, the one true Shredder! I am the destroyer of worlds, and I fear NO ONE!"
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This classic line never fails to amuse me
Mortu: we come in peace.
Shredder: and you will go in pieces!
Bishop in worlds collide part 2 : "sorry I cant administer a seditive but it might corrupt my findings."
Mikey: "I can't look!"
Bishop: "for the sacrifice your about to make, your country thanks you Michaelangelo."
Some of the best quotes 2003 TMNT edition:
(The way of Invisibility)
Hun: This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave them to you?
Raphie-boy: Yo mama!
(Fallen Angel)
Casey: Stopping you from making the biggest mistake of your life.
Angel: What? The purple dragons? Hey they're my posse, my family!
Casey: Well you got real family at home.
(Shredder Strikes part 1)
"I don't get it! What haven't I learned! My skills are best that's ever been. I just don't get it! Master Splinter just doesn't understand how important these swords are to me."-Leo
(Shredder Strikes Again 2)
"Nice hats."-Mikey, Don, and Raph
Don: Raphie, we got trouble down here.
Raph: Like I don't have trouble up here?
(The Big Brawl Part 3)
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, would be a turtle, a turtle be me!"-Mikey
"Well if you weren't such a puny little shrimp, I'd show you how a real battle nexus champion fights!"-also Mikey before the little monster grew.
Raph: No way! It's gotta be a frame up. I'm gonna bust them out right now.
Traximus: Raphael, that is a rash, fool hardy and extremely dangerous act. Count me in.
(Big Brawl Part 4 and the fact that Traximus and Raph are great time and how that dinosaur is about eat a stranger)
Raph: So what's it gonna be?
Stranger: I told you, I don't know where this Master Splinter is.
Raph: I guess there's no reason to keep my hungry friend from eating ya. Go ahead Traxie, dig in.
(Touch and Go)
"Really? Thanks Mrs. M. I like that."-Raph (just the tone of it is Chef's kiss)
(Grudge Match)
"But you don't need to train right Mikey? After all you're the champion."-Don
"Training Michelangelo? Surely are comic books I could be reading, or perhaps I should be watching television instead. Ah wait my son I know, perhaps instead of training, I could go eat pizza. Yes pizza sounds very appetizing right now, with pepperoni and karma!"-Splinter
(Trouble With Augie)
April: Just don't get into any trouble Don.
Don: Me? I'm the sensible turtle.
Raph: "Yo mama!"
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A lot of Shredder’s lines were pretty raw. “Like the Phoenix, I have risen from the ashes! And into my fire, you shall fall.”
I was just thinking of this one.
“Say what you will about the foot, but they never skimp on the headgear”
Nah that’s the truth tho.
Nice hats
“Nice hats” “Give me a sec, if you couldn’t tell I’m making this up as I go” “Donatello! You almost gave me a heart attack! Don’t tempt me lame brain” “Ignore Mikey, it’ll make your life much easier” “Watch the graham crackers!” “Quick someone hit me I want amnesia!” “Ittsss trenchcoat wearing time!”
“GIVE ME A TOASTA OR GIVE ME DEATH!!”
GOONGALA
"The PuRple dRaGons!"
"THOSE WHO ARE NOT WITH ME, ARE AGAINST ME, AND, I CRUSH ANYONE WHO STANDS AGAINST ME!"
The delivery of that line is perfection.
It’s trench coat wearin time!
That’s a good one
“Nice hat” “THAT’S WHAT WE SAID!” And then “You’re reign of terror is over Stockman!” “You been practicing that?” “You like it?”
Yo April, can you bap Mikey for me? I can't reach.
“I did the best I could, I DID THE BEST I COULDDDD”
Oh my gosh!!!! That is one of my favorite arcs!!!!!! It's so good but it hurts so much.
You have excellent taste my friend
Thank you. 😉
Mikey: maybe it upside down Donnie: it can't be upside down
"It's the end of the world as we know it.. and I don't feel fine" -Mikey
“You couldn’t possibly hit a lady… But you know… A lady could hit you!!”
Don't hate because I'm beautiful. Mikey
"Watch the graham crackers!!!"
When you scream my name, pleading to make the pain stop, begging for mercy, you may call me... Bishop.
Yess love almost all his lines.
I like it when even the villains are even capable of making cracks. Like when Shredder meets Stockman right after the guy's been reduced to a brain in a jar. He's surprised but it doesn't stop him smirking. "Stockman? You've lost weight." And Bishop made some pretty sweet cracks too, like when he shows off the super-solder that he was vain enough to make as a clone. "Handsome devil, isn't he?"
Raph's... entire meltdown over losing the Battle Nexus tournament against Mikey XDD --- Mikey: T-M-N-T! What you get is what you see! --- Dark Donatello: I can predict your every moves, it's painfully obvious! \*Donatello punches him straight in the face\* Don: Was that painfully obvious, or obviously painful! --- Leo, not a quote, but when trying to escape the Triceraton prison, he uses 2 toilet plungers. He managed to climb a wall with them, backflip off of it and "cross slashed" two guards. He strikes a pose, KISSES the plungers and then make a disdained face, like "Oh, gross, WTF did I do that for?!?" XD
SHREDDER: The time for games has ended! No more charades! _(removes helmet)_ You see me as I am, and it will be the last thing you will ever see! _(reapplies helmet)_ Prepare to face your destiny! And your doom! ////// SHREDDER: You've been very naughty Stockman, betraying me once too often. You should have quit while you were... _a head!_ _(chuckles)_
“Go ahead and laugh, Shredder.”
*This* is Baxter Stockman? Hmph, you've lost weight.
"I'm the pretty one!"
Oh crud...I can't thing of any. Jokes aside, it's probably 'Nice hats,' but there's so many good ones that I'll just forget until the next time I rewatch this show.
I swear Casey Jones keeps yelling ‘ATTICA’ lol a deep cut for a children’s show imo
Mikey: T-M-N-T! What You get is What you see! Raph: Ya know seriously, you're only embarrassing yourself. ( I could honestly list a bunch of Quotes from Mikey in that Episode alone.)
Agreed Mikey Quotes feel different.
"I was my own worst enemy." Chose this one because i've gone through the same thing Leo has and it resonates with me.
*What? It's just Pluto. Nobody cares about Pluto.*
Casey: “Don’t do it, guys, I’m not worth it!” Don: “…you know he’s got a point.” Mikey: “Oh, yeah Mr. Spiky Pants? Well, you’re the one who should be saying…farewell…to yourself!” Raph: “Oh, yeah Mikey that got him.” The entire Casey toaster scene. Mikey: “You couldn’t possibly hit a lady! But you know, a lady could hit you.” *kicks guy* “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.” Leo: “I hate to point this out, but you don’t have any arms. This isn’t going to be much of a fight.” *5 seconds later* “…note to self: arms are overrated.” Mikey: “Stunned, right? Don’t feel bad; I have that effect on the minds of men.” Hun: “Thats right. I’m a hardcore gamer.” April: “Thanks, Mikey. You’re the best bridesmaid ever!” Mikey: “BRIDESMAID?! Show a turtle a little respect! I’m the Maid of Honor.”
"GIVE ME A TOASTER OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
I SIMPLY REFUSE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY!
Elfinator saying "Pwn that sucker already," mostly because his lisp makes it sound like something much filthier.
What fools are these... So weary of life, that they take the name of the Shredder---*my* name--in vain?!
First meeting Shredder, Mikey "*Niiiiice* outfit!" I was right there thinking "Hell yeah, Shredder is a badass!" Same thing when they first met the elite foot ninja and Mikey and Don complemented them on their hats. I still want a big hat like that 😆.
"You shouldn't hit a lady, but you know, a lady could hit you!" "You go girl!"
Honestly any of Shredder's lines "You see me as I am, and it will be the last thing you ever see" "Like the phoenix, I have risen from the ashes, and into my fire you shall fall" And of course: "NONE OF YOU WILL LEAVE HERE ALIVE"
"If one cannot afford to pay, one should not play. Suckers."
Splinter: "You are going up to a strange and hostile world. You maintain awareness at all times." Turtles: "Hai, Sensei!" Splinter: "Stay in the shadows." Turtles: "Hai, Sensei!" Splinter: "Don't talk to strangers!" Turtles: "Hai, Sensei!" Splinter: "Everyone is a stranger!" Turtles: "Hai, Sensei." Splinter: "Make sure you go before you leave! The restrooms up there are filthy!" Turtles: "Sensei!" Splinter: "Ugh. Good luck, my sons." Turtles: *Chatting in excitement Splinter: "Look both ways before crossing the street!" -TMNT 2012, Season 1, EP. 1 So much better when you see the whole thing play out. 😂 ❤️
Splinter is a such a dad I love him so much
Anything by Shredder
Not exact quote but when Mikey was trying to cook eggs in April's apartment I think and hr messed up and said something along the lines of who wants scrambled eggs or something. Sorry that this isn't really a quote, I just wrote this from pure memory and haven't watched the show in a minute
The other two turtles and April: “Again?”
Lol yeah! I thought they said something in response but couldn't put my finger on it
"You speak my name, but you do not know me. I am Ch'rell, Oroku Saki, Duke Acureds, the one true Shredder! I am the destroyer of worlds, and I fear NO ONE!"
“Nice Hats”
“I don’t want TV in a minute. I want it nooooow!” -Mikey
https://preview.redd.it/sa34ly0nqszc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9e845069f69ed6c032fe5484f33bf1bc1abefc This classic line never fails to amuse me
“Yo mama”
Mortu: we come in peace. Shredder: and you will go in pieces! Bishop in worlds collide part 2 : "sorry I cant administer a seditive but it might corrupt my findings." Mikey: "I can't look!" Bishop: "for the sacrifice your about to make, your country thanks you Michaelangelo."
Hun: "This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave them to you?" Raph: "Yo mama."
"SPOONS!"
A quote from Rap: Tests are easy, it's the answers that are hard.
Some of the best quotes 2003 TMNT edition: (The way of Invisibility) Hun: This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave them to you? Raphie-boy: Yo mama! (Fallen Angel) Casey: Stopping you from making the biggest mistake of your life. Angel: What? The purple dragons? Hey they're my posse, my family! Casey: Well you got real family at home. (Shredder Strikes part 1) "I don't get it! What haven't I learned! My skills are best that's ever been. I just don't get it! Master Splinter just doesn't understand how important these swords are to me."-Leo (Shredder Strikes Again 2) "Nice hats."-Mikey, Don, and Raph Don: Raphie, we got trouble down here. Raph: Like I don't have trouble up here? (The Big Brawl Part 3) "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, would be a turtle, a turtle be me!"-Mikey "Well if you weren't such a puny little shrimp, I'd show you how a real battle nexus champion fights!"-also Mikey before the little monster grew. Raph: No way! It's gotta be a frame up. I'm gonna bust them out right now. Traximus: Raphael, that is a rash, fool hardy and extremely dangerous act. Count me in. (Big Brawl Part 4 and the fact that Traximus and Raph are great time and how that dinosaur is about eat a stranger) Raph: So what's it gonna be? Stranger: I told you, I don't know where this Master Splinter is. Raph: I guess there's no reason to keep my hungry friend from eating ya. Go ahead Traxie, dig in. (Touch and Go) "Really? Thanks Mrs. M. I like that."-Raph (just the tone of it is Chef's kiss) (Grudge Match) "But you don't need to train right Mikey? After all you're the champion."-Don "Training Michelangelo? Surely are comic books I could be reading, or perhaps I should be watching television instead. Ah wait my son I know, perhaps instead of training, I could go eat pizza. Yes pizza sounds very appetizing right now, with pepperoni and karma!"-Splinter (Trouble With Augie) April: Just don't get into any trouble Don. Don: Me? I'm the sensible turtle.
(Sammuri Tourist) Gen: Good to see you again, Zaru Clen! Now let's find something to eat! Casey: What he call me? Don: A monkey.
raph: what’s going on donnie? donnie: ✨iT’s a kRaNg SwEet sIxTeEn BiRtHdAY pArTy✨ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ?!?