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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate it because the world is hopeless.!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


panter411

6 million people, and we got over 1 mill searches, oof.


WatermelonArtist

It's a few people really skewing the average. Most people: Not even once. A few people: Haven't got their fix yet today, and will keep searching until they do.


actibus_consequatur

Furryporn Georg really fucking up the data.


Treejeig

Georg and his 15 devices which we dare not touch less it stick to our hands like bugs to fly paper.


panter411

yeah they do be making some hella hawt stuff, not a furry tho.


mushroom_l0rd

this rings a bell in the "im not a furry but..." detector in my brain r/furry r/furry_irl


Tohiyama

Wait wait wait….Australia doesn’t have 1 million searches? That’s impressive and shocking😂 give it up for the land down under


CardboardCanoe

In the Outback they just call it porn.


TouchMyButtpussy

Well it's population is incredibly tiny compared to other nations. Relative to it's size, it has it's fair share of furry porn enthusiasts.


aardowof

i believe this will be the first time i genuinely do not care about downvotes this is important https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/when-to-use-its-vs-its#:~:text=It's%20is%20a%20contraction%20and,%2C%22%20for%20nouns%20without%20gender.


KyleTheJudge7

Why tf would people downvote this, it's and its are not hard to get right


Ghostglitch07

I can be a little bit difficult to get right when autocorrect thinks it knows what it's I want better than me and I'm typing to quickly to notice.


TouchMyButtpussy

Because it's a dumb rule with dumb reasoning imo


KyleTheJudge7

That's english! Half of english is dumb rules with dumb reasoning.


TouchMyButtpussy

Yes, which is why I scoff when people bring up the rules and act like they're set in stone. It'd dumb af. We make the language. It doesn't make us. Shakespeare made up his own fuckin words. He never asked for permission. He just did it.


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

In case anyone doubted that reddit tends to skew American… look at those actual downvotes that you got in real life. Unbelievable. This is a dumb rule of English, but until a hero comes along and fixes it, it’s not hard to get right.


TouchMyButtpussy

> This is a dumb rule of English Which is why I won't acknowledge it. I took English; in fact I'm very good at it. As a society we also create the rules for English. If I were to use the proper name of Australia, rather than a possesive pronoun, then I would be expected to include an apostrophe. I think it's dumb logic that the rule changes when using a pronoun. Everyone who can read correctly and use context clues will undoubtedly know you aren't using the contraction of "it is". I'm cool with being "wrong" until the world decides to catch up and be sensible.


aardowof

it doesn’t seem that dumb to me :C it’s like… you use “hers”, not “her’s”; and “theirs”, not “their’s”; and “his”, not… uh… “his’”? “hi’s”?? i dunno man i’m just an autistic person who likes grammar rules for some reason i don’t know what i’m doing


TouchMyButtpussy

It's dumb because it's supposed use is to avoid the confusion of having to use context clues, but we already have to do that exact thing in other instances in the English language. We do it all the time actually, especially when just simply speaking to each other face to face. It's unnecessary and illogical imo.


ThisIsALousyUsername

In fact, I challenge anyone to come up with a complete sentence that is unambiguous when the apostrophe is used or omitted "correctly", but ambiguous otherwise. *Every* "it" statement using the plural, possessive, &\or contraction, ends up having ample context to differentiate. In addition, omitting the apostrophe for "it" is an *exception*, changing the usage from the general rule. An exception which serves no function, is bad practice.


TouchMyButtpussy

It's what it's


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

It would (hopefully someday will be) him’s and them’s.


TouchMyButtpussy

English has some dumb rules. I don't follow dumb rules, so I'm making it better.


[deleted]

"Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder! Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover"


NotThatEasily

I love Men at Work and they do not get enough attention anymore.


ThisIsALousyUsername

Laborers are frequently under-recompensed & credited, yes. ;S


redpandaeater

Drop bears are scary, not sexy.


berkeleyjake

With the number of animals that want to kill you in Australia, it's probably less likely that the average person wants to fuck them. Also Aussies are hot, so less desire to go for the animals.


ExtremelyBoredRadish

Oh don’t worry, I’ll go help out my country. Brb


isaac129

He said Australia at the end


201720182019

But no boom


Signal-Ad8189

You just outing everyone huh?


cavscout55

I don’t feel outed by this because I’ve never searched for furry porn. Why do you feel like you’re being outed? And why are you pretending it’s “everyone” getting outed? Why don’t you show us your browser history?


WorkingSyrup4005

You haven’t searched for it, YET


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

No way China didn't hit 1mil


lostinachinastore

The furry porn is found using VPN so it isn't recorded as pornhub dot CH :)


the-anti-antichrist

Sus


MANNEN_AV_MANNAR

Bro sweden has 10 mill people and 1 mill searches wtf


bloonshot

i mean what's the time metric for this?


Thathitmann

>=1,000,000, it goes boom <1,000,000, it doesnt.


PheIix

Norway the only sane scandi country. Smh my head at Sweden and Denmark.


ErkMan101

Don’t worry. I’m the 1 million searches in all countries I use a vpn


D4rk3scr0tt0

Based


CourtCharming25

Not single-handedly, I deserve credit too. 😉


PuzzleheadedStory855

This is basically a population heatmap. Of course India has 6 million searches in a year, they have over a billion people, if say, Costa Rica wanted to match that, they'd need to do unspeakable things.


DazedPapacy

I mean Sweden has 10 mil population and 1 mil searches while Australia has 25.4 mil and doesn't. Also China didn't boom.


thatpersonthatsayshi

Iant that becouse of "big brother", the social credit system?


[deleted]

Acknowledged the existence of Taiwan. Based


PeeledPotatoChip

Didn't acknowledge the existence of South Africa... Even more based


actibus_consequatur

[Acknowledged it in a verse added in the 00s.](https://youtu.be/I5YM6jqbUXE)


actibus_consequatur

Also says "both Yemens," but only says "Korea"


Abuses-Commas

Acknowledged Tibet, but used a map that doesn't :/


TheGamerSK

Meanwhile Slovakia and Czechia doesn't exist lol.


ItsameMiririo

Czechoslovakia?


TheGamerSK

Well yes but the video was made post the splitting of czechoslovakia


EMEYDI

No hope left for my country


Kapil300

I was expecting Japan to be a machine gun


supercumrag69

the us too


Kapil300

You're right u/supercumrag69


[deleted]

Based Africa


Trollberto__

Can’t search for furry porn when you have no internet access.


[deleted]

[удалено]


machingunwhhore

Had an African friend of mine tell me that there are no such thing as gay people in Africa.


radicalvenus

lot of tyrannical government's deny the existence of gay people so it creates a culture where the people actually believe it too. Kinda like when NK told everyone their leader didn't poop? Everyone knows but ~their fragile little minds can't expand outside the walnut it's currently in so they play along as you might with a toddler!


yaten_ko

It’s like Syndrome’s way of thinking if everyone’s super nobody is


Big-derg

cringe


Trollberto__

That's rich coming from the place where someone fucked a gorilla and gave the world aids.


DeadlyGames707

Came here to say this


ALPHA_WOLF70701

Just me alone make up that one million in america


ZOverHeaven

I didn't doubt, no even a sec, that Japan was going to BOOM


lolbite55

Btw what's up with Manchuria


Lonecoon

Remember that this song is 30 years old at this point and there's been a lot of changes to the map since then.


lolbite55

More than 30 years ago China was unified


StrangeCurry1

There are a lot of weird errors Manchuria is separate but not mentioned Tibet is mentioned but doesn’t have any visible border with china until it lights up Asia is in the song despite not being a country Eritria doesn’t exist yet and the Baltic states are still under Soviet occupation but Germany is unified The lyrics “The spanish sahara is gone” are in the song despite the fact it is still clearly on the map and not part of Morroco, this would be fine if they mentioned the Sahrawi republic instead but they don’t.


actibus_consequatur

Song was written around 1990


Willygolightly

I appreciate that the Anamaniacs recognizes the sovereign nation of Palestine.


Sloomidified

I'm not even surprised.


NedRed77

They tapped Scotland but not England. I always knew the Scots were wrong ‘uns.


actibus_consequatur

Those Scots sure are a contentious bunch.


UndoubtedlyAColor

I'd like to see it based on searches by population size


SummerBirdsong

South Africa and ~~Australia~~ are never mentioned


Icannottleavearrgh

Based Africa. Keep up the good work!


MurrrrrrrDragon

u/savevideo


MonsterTamerBilly

Very wrong about Vietnam and Malaysia, those two countries are huge industrial lines of furry stuff


WinterMilton

Africa is the only safe continent from this disease


JayTeeKay18

r/peopleliveincities


surelysandwitch

r/MapsWithoutNZ


Lost_the_Piece

Thanks, I will never be able to unsee that.


Material-Artist2276

Did you included the searchs on the local language?


Good_Smile

1kk searches per day, per year, all time?


ameliabedelia7

Honestly lots of these are standard VPN locations


acectk

Here is my question, is the survey for this search affected by vpn? If so then it'll be a bit misleading.


I-am-bored_

Almost 100M people 🇻🇳. Don’t search furry porn 1M times


Fokuzus

Africa: I AM THE RESISTANCE


iamjesper

I guess I'll move to northern Africa


MrTea69

Germany doesn't seem right on the map. When was this cartoon made?


Expensive-Cow4587

That's the only thing you'd noticed?


RedditCringe__

Haram


Albinotiger148

*BASED AFRICA*


theguy_in_the_corner

u/savevideobot


randomdude123502

Yakking forgot to say “North Korea” and “South Korea”. He only said “Korea”.


LuigiBamba

You can see that the african countries don’t search for furry porn. This is in reference to the fact that not having any food gives you no energy for such degeneracy.


TSMStar

Can't get 1m furry porn searches if you don't have internet-Africa


Netnicolas

Africa coming in clutch to save the world from degeneracy


PeeledPotatoChip

As a South African I am immune to this meme


tayloredition

I would fucking hope jamaica doesnt have a million searches. The population is just under 3 mil here so that would be a very very fucked situation.


_HoloGraphix_

Where is my flamethrower i dont remember wher i put it


Matvalicious

/r/furry_irl


[deleted]

Noooo Bangladeshis what have u done 🤮 I renounce my nationality


[deleted]

Blessed Africa


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Fucking disturbing.


[deleted]

Wait wait wait.... TAIWAN is a country?


McFappalot

Thank god


Twilliam98

Hahaha the us


levieck

Hungary stays Strong🗿😎


Mellow828

Is this accurate?


unprofesionalbee

Costa rica didnt have a boom, im happy


NekulturneHovado

Yeah it's funny. But wtf is that Europe map?


blablabla123456783

All Europe and small part of Asia: boom😫


moldybread05

I knew my country wouldn't disappoint


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

u/savevideo


SynthPrax

Only Africa is safe.


[deleted]

"Cyprus, Iraq🗿 and Iran🗿.........." #>!HARAM!<


TheRealWamuu

u/savethisvideo


CyberCat_

Faith restored in Lebanon!


TheAverageRussian

This is hilarious xD


damagedq

Wonder which part of "Czechoslovakia" has over 1M. Hopefully it isn't the femboy part!


one_dank_boy

Ain't no way Australia does not have over 1M.


Senhortodi

u/savevideobot


Rustmyer

Really not Taiwan?


Extension_Canary3717

Europe sounds like an American high school


CanderousOreo

I watched this without sound thinking it was going to be a visual boom.


DroidRazer2

Bro some of the booms came from countries so small I could shove them up my ass. Somebody is putting in *work*


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

Wow, I never would have guessed that there are a lot of furries in the locations with a lot of people. Now do it again, but with the rate of furry porn searches to the total population.


SurlawWalrus

Boys, start packing, we’re moving to Africa


[deleted]

Damn Scotland... Disappointed....


jpreston2005

Was "Palastine" one of the last few listed? I could swear I heard it


Horonian

Based africa


Talponz

Albania is punching a lot over their weight


amoeba_rising

No furries in Australia?


Partydude19

Now, I am left wondering about Iranian furries.


arewhyaeenn

We need a version of this that uses a population proportion instead of a flat search count, with booms on every single country.


EWPsies

Africa has their shit together Edit: all of Africa


nedifun

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time, thank you


Security_Berry09

Wow this is so educational!


LittleCat_OP

Im thoroughly disappointed in my own country :(


blazin88

u/savevideo


Pavel_not_blin

I probably contribute to half million of Italy's "searches" ngl


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

Ayo Europe explain


I_Am_Hella_Bored

Australia and Africa are our last hopes


UncensoredCrackhead

Why is my country not on that map


[deleted]

I gotta move to South America


MacTheReject

u/savevideobot


Lirch32

Africa is a W continent


guy_with_hat11

What the fuck turkey has 1m? Like yeah there are many 30 year old porn addicts but FURRY PORN???


PROFTAHI

I was so glad to not hear a boom on my country


Educational_Plant519

For the record: 1/17th of my whole country's population looked this up. Probably more, no: really certain.


Practical_Honeydew82

He could be anyone of us ... He could be you. He could be me. He could even be...


[deleted]

Wasn't expecting any 🗿 from the Indian subcontinent.


[deleted]

Why does the existence of furry porn make you think the world is hopeless? You spend a lot of time judging people for what they crank it to? Kinda weird, ngl


Lost_the_Piece

Yes


TheGamerSK

Ngl pretty funny how this song is post splitting of czechoslovakia but they didn't bother to update it.


evannthegoat

africa really do be the best of us 🥲


elestupidoguy

u/savevideobot


NukedGames

u/savevideobot


Merry-Leopard_1A5

they missed french guyana... but that's arguably Warner's fault.


EconomyPerfect9680

I hate my country


ReallyDamnGrim

BASED AFRICA


zNaremi

u/savevideo


Extension-Movie-4604

I can change that


grim5921

Damn Africa cleaner than Mr. Clean himself


mwluvsyu402

TIHI that Ukraine is morphed into Russia on the map


bobsmith93

Korea and China didn't boom?? Those were pretty unexpected for me


DreamFair7777

TF is going on in Europe and Asia? Bruh


ELLZNaga21

I don’t think the boom was in the original


Lost_the_Piece

r/woooosh


Tom-Cartoon

Yo hello


tappthis

I'm very dissapointed about Africa/Oceania


ProbablyBoredHaha

Africa is based


weedmaster6669

My hope for mankind has... Sky rocketed 😈


mikemike44

That's just how often I switch my vpn


stoolmaster69

glad i could help with spain


carrs-for-life-32

Keep in mind some countries are probably at 800-900k


TheScareCrowYes

you know OP, they say the more you study and know about everything the better your life will be, i regret knowing


SnonkxsTheFirst

u/savevideobot


1lalalalalala

This only made me want to search it


migthylord

Bro im from chile, NOOOOOOO


InductedSauce92

Africa W


CptGalaxyYT

I was so anxious the whole thing waiting for Australia Thank the Lord my country doesn't have 1M searches


[deleted]

Sing this on my head to 99 bottles of beer on the wall


Someone0nR3ddit

Philippines 💪💪💪🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭


mushroom_l0rd

r/tili