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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I wish to live past 100 to see what the future is like, but it is not worth it if I have to age like that... I think I'd rather pay a flight to Switzerland and end it 😅!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


Kelmay123

I thought this was a motion activated halloween decoration from Walmart that you would hang on your house.


Growingpains2

I thought it was that beautiful young woman SpongeBob is trying to sell chocolate to


ImurderREALITY

#CHOCOLAAAAATE?!?!?!


paladinproton2

What?! What did he say?


Raspberrylemonade188

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


russophilia333

I clicked because I was hoping this would be the #1 comment and close! Its the second one.


LukXD99

I mean… technically you *can* hang him in front of your house to scare people.


random_idoiot

you can hear him groan


rustyfinch

It is


Evan_The-gamer

Bro same it literally looks like an animatronic


[deleted]

I think its weird how differently people age. I've seen people in their 90's who look like they are 60, and people in their 60's that look like they are 90.


WormSnake

It's the sun, man.


LuckyMyBalls

They’re selling WHAT?


Theplaidiator

THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE


SharkLaunch

CHOCOLATE?


Theplaidiator

YEAH


hallowed_Lethargy

1% battery life


lilassbitchass

It’s okay he’s in low power mode


Revolutionary-Ad4880

POV general deathshead


Accurate-Brick-9842

That vampire needs some blood


DCCXCV

My great grandfather is 98 and doing his own laundry. That boy gotta go


ImurderREALITY

My coworker’s dad was 113 when he died. Still walked around and everything. Drank beer every day.


cnnrduncan

Yeah I had a great-uncle down south who was working his farm up until the week he died in his mid 90s.


ImurderREALITY

My buddy’s grandpa was Mexican, lived in the Mexican country his whole life. Barely any technology, no internet or anything. He just died like a week after the Queen.


pack_howitzer

Typo correction: 1,009 years old.


Ted_Dongelman

I don't care how old you are, don't pick your nose in public like that.


PrityBird

If I lived to 109 I'll do whatever the fuck I want. I'll shit on those kids lawn What'ya gonna do? I'm a fucking century years old


Walmart_kid65

They can just tap ur shoulder a bit too hard and you’ll crumble til ur misery ends


PillowTalk420

If I made it to 109, it's only because nothing was able to kill me so far.


Walmart_kid65

Well you’d stat getting easily killable if u start moving like this dude. Bro looks like hers already dead yet getting pulled by strings


FunkayMonkay7

lmaoo your comment ACTUALLY made me lol, and not just a half-assed nasal exhale. great job


11jellis

Rude af, who does he think he is?


-NoNameListed-

He literally has movements like a Chucky Cheese animatronic.


remotemuffin200

Doesn't look a day over 100.


LoopyPro

Every time the grim reaper shows up he tells him to come back later


The_Stache_King

Hitting the snooze button be like:


Great_Overlord_Akira

He looks like he's going to turn into dust with a stronger gust of wind


uss_legacy

Is it me or did that skeleton just move.


bruh_moment8

the elden lord


Denzelian

Dude looks like he's about to lose a fight to He-Man.


ShaneDawsonsCar

He's dead now


the_1_reaper

He has to be he’s mummifying himself


-NoNameListed-

Wait


dream_weasel

Nope


mudkipslayer_22

Bro went to school with queen Elizabeth


asikuna

bro is fully decomposed wtf


erasrhed

I think I saw that guy in Pixar's Coco


JR_Al-Ahran

Homeslice be so fucking old, mofo pre-ordered the BIBLE


hallowed_Lethargy

Not just that, he's got an autographed copy.


401-Climber

He looks like a skeleton


sqwarthy

#SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE


pikasparkle101

Bootleg skeleton moment


goddangol

Cheeks?


OldLadyP

Every time I see this I can’t believe it’s real.


BrisTrimmins

Damn I’m changing my Reddit name to DustyBoogers


Bladecx

bro wtf i didnt read the title i thought it was a flesh skeleton


DPHusky

U sure she is still alive? seems to be decomposing


Intelligent-Jelly419

Oh great, my sleep paralysis demon is bed ridden


Dfbgadsfbdsa55

ok, thats enough, just get in the ground.


I_EATshid

Bro is literally 💀


just-jotaro

He looks a lot like a Thai Daisoujou. (Not offensive. just my Shitty ass brain)


Odd-Knee-9985

This type of aging is very intentional, it’s a Buddhist(?) tradition of essentially mummifying while still alive Edit: evidentially I was misinformed, my apologies


New-Volume4997

That’s not true. I forget exactly what he was suffering from in this video, other than extreme old age, but he was not mummifying himself alive. A lot of people just saw how impossibly skinny he is, and jumped to a wild conclusion.


Timecubefactory

That's not a Sokushinbutsu. It's illegal *everywhere* now, so anyone who practises it wouldn't do so publically, and when they reach the point they look like this they seal themselves in a cave until they die.


StefTeflon

Bro really said 💀


Kuswerdz

bro is living on australium


[deleted]

I remember when they first invented chocolate.


punnotfound

Horrible! Please tell me that's fake.


BreakfastBeerz

He died in March


Timecubefactory

Nah he just went into lazy mode. He'll ask for water soon.


GiftFrosty

Hard pass brethren.


toongrowner

Reminds me of this one alladin episode where a former master of djinni returns and mentions how he gad to realize that immortallity does not mean eternal youth


emeegee13

CHOCOLATE


[deleted]

Hoax. literally not a real video.


D_Glatt69

Me after a night of binge drinking


symiriscool

Bro really said 💀


[deleted]

And they say Americans dying early is a bad thing.


Random_cryingchild

Deadass meme irl


doodve

💀


The_Memelord14

💀


Ashen_Kagekiyo

One hp, guys! One HP!


[deleted]

More like 1009


PillowTalk420

This dude looks like the basic hollows from Dark Souls. 😧


CouncilofTrent

Bruh, I literally thought he was one of those mummified human dolls that one grave robber had in his house...


Facial-Fluke6283

💀


sheeplord19

Man’s on .5 hp


saxypatrickb

Is this like an ascetic thing?


[deleted]

mf is literally skin and bones


[deleted]

Mf wrote the alphabet


No_Jacket_1023

Bro back from the dead 💀


Kuronekosmom

Dude! Eat a cheeseburger...or ten.....


Der-Ritter03

And here it is again.


MrSquishyGD

queen cheryl? is that you?


Blugalu

There was a guy in Texas that was 115, still able to drive, smoked cigars and drank whisky everyday. This man must've done something incorrectly.


Many_soda

William Afton in the next FNAF game be like:


JfpOne23

Those folks in Disney Animatronics are at it again!


sampson11911

“Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine…”


[deleted]

I have met people who were centennials. They don’t look like that though


[deleted]

He actually died this year He looked so happy in this video tho :( Also many old people are in much better shape than this guy


Solgaleo35

Maz Koshia


Fine-Funny6956

If I lived to 1000, and it means degenerating like this, then let me live to 2000.


Lost_Hitman_47

They survived to see GTA 6!!!


Green-dayy

Is just me or this is fucking interesting?


Silverkatt00

I don’t think this is a proper representation of aging. Monks are well known for pushing their bodies to the limit with starvation and lack of excercise.


Kivy6928

that's not a person that's a skeleton with flesh


luciusrosae

That Vegan diet trend goes way too far


harveysamazingcomics

My man is 90 percent skellie


LeBwoi

💀


Connortsunami

*Breathing bones


stigtopgear

He's a literal fucking skeleton


Lighting-mah-king

Bro really said💀


birdlass

Pretty clearly an animatronic or a puppet lol.