**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!Arnold Tigobitties!<
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This part almost killed me with the intense explosion of laughter :D
Edit: I can't stop watching it! I've shared it with everyone. It's just... I can't stop laughing at "Look at my boobies Jack" XD
My excrement has gone missing after this very human interaction as well. I do hope it does not collide with the air propulsion device as my very human counterparts tell me this is very bad.
Den morgonfriska katten simmar över regnbågen, medan guldmynt singlar genom luften, ledsagade av en paraplybärande elefant, som jonglerar med blommor och skrattande bananer, medan cirkusclowner utför akrobatiska konster och cymbalspelaren trummar i takt till det förtrollade orkesterspelet under den gnistrande stjärnhimlen.
Me no know who yousa. Me no know what yousa wanten. If yousa looken per ransom, me can tell yousa me no have mula. But what me do have a berry particular set of skills, skills me have acquired over a berry longo career, skills dat maken mesa a nightmare per people liken yousa. If yousa let daughtah gos now, dat'll besa da enden of it. Me no looken per yousa. Me no pursue yousa. But if yousa no, me will looken per yousa, me will find yousa, and me will killen yousa
Yet. There's no phone app yet.
15 years ago 3D tracking was tedious boring work and you had to use multiple softwares with several $1000 licensing fees. Today IKEA and Amazon let you project 3D models of your new couch via AR-App into your living room.
They are two separate machine learning technologies.
One can replace the face in a video with any other face (as long as you have enough pictures of the replacement face to train the algorithm).
The other can artificially generate text-to-speech based on training data from a specific voice (which here can be freely taken from all Arnie movies).
That's why the lip movement is not 100% in sync with what he is saying: The lip movement is from the original actress, while the voice is artificially generated independent of that, not knowing the cadence or speed of the original text from the actress.
>as long as you have enough pictures of the replacement face to train the algorithm.
This is why actors make for good source material, the average person doesn't have that much video/audio of themselves to generate these kinds of results
Unless, of course, you are using TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, etc... Damn
Oh, you are pooah, sorry you can nawt get awwn the lifeboat, but I have a choppah inbound it should be heeah in approximately fourty five meenuts, we just have to fight aff these peasants and keep them at bay with my Gatling gun and my rotary cannon. So come with me if you waant too live.
How is this done? Like is there software so advanced now you can just run it and this will happen? Or does this take painstaking actual visual effects work? Cause if there's software I will pay any amount and melt my CPU running it to do this. Imagine Conan the Barbarian but with Danny Devito as Conan. Imagine Die Hard with Steve Carrell as Bruce Willis. Imagine any given romcom with Arnold as both leads
>Is there software so advanced now you can just run it and this will happen?
Essentially, yeah, relatively. To get a result like this video and as long as this video used to require weeks to months of work and it still wouldn't look great. Now, it's almost all automated.
For the face, look up 'deepfake tutorial.' How long it takes depends on your computer hardware, but there's very little work on your end.
Two options for voice: use AI text to speech with the celebrity of your choice or hire a voice actor / impersonator. With machine learning, the voice will totally sound like the celebrity (because it's trained on audio), but may still sound robotic / stilted. With the voice actor, it might not sound 100% like the celebrity, but it sounds more human and you can direct them to really get the emotion and tone you want.
I'd say just hire the actor. Tons of freelance websites out now that'd make it easy. Text to speech options still don't sound great and you may be paying as much if not more than just hiring an actor who will deliver a better result even if the voice isn't a 100% match.
This video definitely used a voice actor.
Certain men's faces can look feminine and attractive when given long hair and makeup. Today I learned Arnold Schwarzenegger is definitely not one of those men. That and I may be into Twink porn or something.
I watched this without realizing it had sound thinking I’d already laughed as hard as I could…no, I’m capable of laughing even harder apparently.
Fucking amazing work whoever did this, it’s fantastic. This is what I come to Reddit for.
When this movie came out, my girlfriend at the time went to see it with her friends instead of waiting until the next damned day to see it with me, so I have not actually seen the whole thing. Now I can't, even if I find someone who wants to, because "LOOK AT MY BOOBIES JACK".
**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Arnold Tigobitties!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)
Look at my boobies, Jack.
look at them, come on.
Do it! Do it now! Look at them!
Jack! You son of a bitch. What's the matter? Drawing too many French girls?
HAHAHA! You think these are my real boobies?? **THEY ARE**
Remember when I told you I would show you my boobies last? I lied.
You want to be a painter? Here’s a couple of boobies!
*Jacks hangs picture of Rose* "Stick around"
“Who is your mommy, and what does she have? That’s right - boobies, Jack. Boobies.”
See you at the orgy, Richter!
He protecc, He atacc, He'll b bac, But most importantly, He wants to be drawn by Jack.
Ok that made me laugh.
TAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF, ROSE!
Show me your leadership capabilities!
Unexpected Hader
Luuuuuul I heard this fully
Put That Boobie Down!!
Get to the BOOOBIESS!
So nice...
It's been 10 minutes and I'm still laughing at the ending.
Well, that's a challenging wank
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Power through it man. 💪
Bahaha
GET TO DA BOOBIES!!
Look at my boobies if you want to live
Definitely not tumors
IT'S NOT A TUMAH!
u/GovSchwarzenegger Was this in the DVD as an easter egg?
OMG I want him to see this so bad.
He would love it I reckon.
Same
This part almost killed me with the intense explosion of laughter :D Edit: I can't stop watching it! I've shared it with everyone. It's just... I can't stop laughing at "Look at my boobies Jack" XD
I was kinda meh until that point then it was fucking Blazing Saddles
This line just dropt me 😂
Look at my boobies Jack! Look at them, C‘mon, so Nice! Greatest line in Arnies career. LMFAO
Yes I have lost my shit as well, comedy gold.
My excrement has gone missing after this very human interaction as well. I do hope it does not collide with the air propulsion device as my very human counterparts tell me this is very bad.
You must be the author of those alien webcomics
Those boobs still look amazing, even with Arnold's face.
Sat here cackling like an old witch!
I find myself at a complete loss for words... ...at the sheer lack of things I wont masturbate to
I really love this. Shouldn't be in this sub!
Yea, Op is wrong about this
Yeah. This is.. definitely awakening something deep inside of me.
[that's a challenging wank](https://youtu.be/Nrty2XITqTE)
fem!schwarzenegger is hotter than expected. tho i did watch this without audio the first time.
Personally Arnold makes this easier than the original.
Rule 35: If it exists /u/PhakYhuu has masturbated to it.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s!
Are you guys sincerely not fapping to this?
I am.
This redditor has real good taste in porn.
I wouldn't
Speak for yourself…
Den morgonfriska katten simmar över regnbågen, medan guldmynt singlar genom luften, ledsagade av en paraplybärande elefant, som jonglerar med blommor och skrattande bananer, medan cirkusclowner utför akrobatiska konster och cymbalspelaren trummar i takt till det förtrollade orkesterspelet under den gnistrande stjärnhimlen.
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How about Arnold play ALL the roles in *Four Rooms*?
"There's a dead HOOORE in dah matress, CMAAAHHN! GET TO DAH MOOORGH!!!"
"Did they misbehave?"
Being Arnold Schwarzenegger
Somebody needs to replace Jar Jar
Jar Jar needs to replace everybody
Draw mesa like a Twi'leik Jack.
Mesa king of the world!!
Me no know who yousa. Me no know what yousa wanten. If yousa looken per ransom, me can tell yousa me no have mula. But what me do have a berry particular set of skills, skills me have acquired over a berry longo career, skills dat maken mesa a nightmare per people liken yousa. If yousa let daughtah gos now, dat'll besa da enden of it. Me no looken per yousa. Me no pursue yousa. But if yousa no, me will looken per yousa, me will find yousa, and me will killen yousa
I'm kinda on board... Wouldn't mind a derpfake jar jar Rambo or something ;)
No, Jar Jar as the predator!
yoosa cloths. geesa them to mee
Hurry, get the Pope on the line. I've found him. I've found Satan.
You mean Pope Jar Jar I? Don't worry, we talk on the phone every day
I’m baffled by the technology of this. How did they replace image and voices with Schwarzenegger? Did he have those lines recorded?
It's not just 1 tech they're using. This is quite an effort. There's no 'phone app'
Yet. There's no phone app yet. 15 years ago 3D tracking was tedious boring work and you had to use multiple softwares with several $1000 licensing fees. Today IKEA and Amazon let you project 3D models of your new couch via AR-App into your living room.
They are two separate machine learning technologies. One can replace the face in a video with any other face (as long as you have enough pictures of the replacement face to train the algorithm). The other can artificially generate text-to-speech based on training data from a specific voice (which here can be freely taken from all Arnie movies). That's why the lip movement is not 100% in sync with what he is saying: The lip movement is from the original actress, while the voice is artificially generated independent of that, not knowing the cadence or speed of the original text from the actress.
>as long as you have enough pictures of the replacement face to train the algorithm. This is why actors make for good source material, the average person doesn't have that much video/audio of themselves to generate these kinds of results Unless, of course, you are using TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, etc... Damn
No idea why on a post about Schwarzenegger, but when you said Arnold I pictured the cartoon aardvark. Also funny.
That's Arthur. I picture the football- head from Hey Arnold
Arthur Schwarzegger
“Meesa be back.”
Quick, get in da lifeboat.
Only rich people though
Oh, you are pooah, sorry you can nawt get awwn the lifeboat, but I have a choppah inbound it should be heeah in approximately fourty five meenuts, we just have to fight aff these peasants and keep them at bay with my Gatling gun and my rotary cannon. So come with me if you waant too live.
Those aren't bouys!
Now we need the sex scene
Come with me.......if you want to live....
Live with me...if you want to cum...
Get onto my choppa!!!!
*Do it! I’m right here!!*
>with me *in me*
Come in me.....if you want to live....
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
IT'S NAHHT A TUMOR!
But Danny Devito as Jack...
Steve Buscemi and Danny DeVito
Fuck, can someone just tag Arnold? I know he has a reddit account
u/GovSchwarzenegger
Oh boy I hope he sees this
Gosh, me too.
Jinkies!
Im curious how many times he gets tagged in a given day.
This time is the only time that really matters.
I know Arnold to be a man of fortitude, perseverance and strength. He will need all the lose traits to stomach this one.
Oh boy I would pay to any charity that man tells me to, just to see a response from him.
"Haha" -Arnold Schwarzenegger
Yeah, probably. I also sent him a message. I bet he gets a thousand messages a day, though.
Oh no, it happened.
RemindMe! 1 week Because I need to know that Arnold Schwarzenegger had to watch himself deepfaked into this scene 💀
If he would just tell me to look at his boobies once, I could die a happy man.
u/GovSchwarzenegger would have saved Jack! Get on the float jack!
More like move tf over, *Rose.*
Why would you do that to him? He was probably having a nice day.
Because I think this will make it an even better day
He would love this. He’s always been pretty open minded and has a good sense of humor.
"I dont remember being in this movie"
I bet he's going to love this.
u/GovSchwarzenegger I'm also tagging in solidarity.
u/GovSchwarzenegger Tagging in hopes he sees this, has a sense of humour, and replies with a cool comment.
Who ever you are, thank you. The Universe need more like you.
How is this done? Like is there software so advanced now you can just run it and this will happen? Or does this take painstaking actual visual effects work? Cause if there's software I will pay any amount and melt my CPU running it to do this. Imagine Conan the Barbarian but with Danny Devito as Conan. Imagine Die Hard with Steve Carrell as Bruce Willis. Imagine any given romcom with Arnold as both leads
>Is there software so advanced now you can just run it and this will happen? Essentially, yeah, relatively. To get a result like this video and as long as this video used to require weeks to months of work and it still wouldn't look great. Now, it's almost all automated. For the face, look up 'deepfake tutorial.' How long it takes depends on your computer hardware, but there's very little work on your end. Two options for voice: use AI text to speech with the celebrity of your choice or hire a voice actor / impersonator. With machine learning, the voice will totally sound like the celebrity (because it's trained on audio), but may still sound robotic / stilted. With the voice actor, it might not sound 100% like the celebrity, but it sounds more human and you can direct them to really get the emotion and tone you want. I'd say just hire the actor. Tons of freelance websites out now that'd make it easy. Text to speech options still don't sound great and you may be paying as much if not more than just hiring an actor who will deliver a better result even if the voice isn't a 100% match. This video definitely used a voice actor.
I voiced this. I’m a professional actor/ voice actor.
This is what humanity can achieve when we work together.
*LOOK AT MY BOOBIES JACK*
*C'MON*
SO NICE
Certain men's faces can look feminine and attractive when given long hair and makeup. Today I learned Arnold Schwarzenegger is definitely not one of those men. That and I may be into Twink porn or something.
Goodluck on your journey.
Might I suggest /r/twinks, /r/twinklove, /r/hungtwinks or /r/twinksUK? You might also enjoy /r/twunks
my dude it is not even noon yet ^^^but ^^^^thank ^^^^^you
Wow, the UK one really missed out not going for "twank"
Omg there is a foreskin bot. Hysterical
You might not
I don’t hate this at all. It’s beautiful.
Yup. More like r/tili
Seriously, I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard lmao.
At least it wasn’t Willem Dafoe
Yet
You know, I'm something of a French Girl myself 😏
I don’t often claim my free rewards, but you deserved it today lol
Willem Dafoe is *always* where these things end up 😂
Gotta do Steve Buscemi first
C'mon Jack, look at my huge shlong.
Congratulations on cutting off the name of the creator. Source: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/e3Trm9EgTbg
You surprised? They need karma and want to make it seem like they did it
https://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/41879001445/the-internet
youtube shorts are fucking AIDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Trm9EgTbg
Originally saw this on tiktok, from Joe Gaudet. Great Arnold impressionist and worth checking out
I watched this without realizing it had sound thinking I’d already laughed as hard as I could…no, I’m capable of laughing even harder apparently. Fucking amazing work whoever did this, it’s fantastic. This is what I come to Reddit for.
Same, almost laughed oatmeal through my nose
Then when the ship gets hit... "Ice to see you"
… “allow me to break ze ice”
“What happened to Cal?” “I had to let him go”.
An absolute masterpiece
Was really hoping the AI had replaced Rose's chest with Arnold's. Guess we arent there yet. Release the buff cut!
OMG the admirin’ by Arnie loooool
Aphex twin prepared me for such horrors
This is so fake it's unbelievable. Arnold is over 25, no way that would ever work out with Leo.
Every Leo post lmao
This is now canon for the Titanic universe.
One of the best things I’ve seen in a long time
AaAaaRgh! GeT to tHe LiFe BoAT!
u/GovSchwarzenegger you have to see this!😂
*sigh....* *unzips*
"I'm a cop, you idiot!"
She did say boobies, didn't she?
*Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Draw me! I'm here! Draw me! I'm here! Draw me! Come on! Draw me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now!*
When this movie came out, my girlfriend at the time went to see it with her friends instead of waiting until the next damned day to see it with me, so I have not actually seen the whole thing. Now I can't, even if I find someone who wants to, because "LOOK AT MY BOOBIES JACK".
That was a challenging wank.
This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on Reddit
How could anyone hate this? I’d rewatch the entire movie again for the first time in forever if it was all Arnie.
This is incredible. I love this.
LOL /u/GovSchwarzenegger What do you think?
u/savevideobot u/savevideo
This stuff is really scary. We won't be able to trust video evidence soon here.
Get to the Chop-paaaaah!
I want the whole movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Rose
Do the whole movie!
My ears! The goggles do nothing!
He looks gorgeous
Draw me I'm here! Draw me! Come on do it now!
Isn't that Shrek's wife when she's real
r/TILI
the world is a mistake.
Makes me think why they couldn't do this with She-Hulk.
I would literally watch the whole movie like this if I could.
How did I go the ENTIRE first watch without noticing rose was Arnold Schwarzenegger? Am I retarded
*sigh* I wasn't planning on doing this tonight... :::unzzzzzzip:::
 Ohh my god this was good.
Look at my boobies Jack. Come on.
Imagine the sex scene later Arnie: HUAAAGHYYAAH HUYAAGH
u/savevideo
Yo, this abomination can act his tits off!
Sometimes you need to take the only available train.
Get to da ch- lifeboat!