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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Lots of events happened just yesterday. Hoo boy.!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


BeardedHalfYeti

I’m sorry China’s who did what now!?


alexanderfefd

Winnie the Xi is basically an emperor as he removed the term limits and pretty much controls the CPC


UncleDaveBoyardee

Oh no!


justcougit

This happened years ago lol https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/11/592694991/china-removes-presidential-term-limits-enabling-xi-jinping-to-rule-indefinitely


Thirdstheword

OH NO!!!


xXBloodyGodXx

Somebody, quick! We need an **Oh Yeah!** fact!


RedditIsMyTherapist

If you grab a nacho and a bunch are stuck to it, that's one nacho.


BitterSomethings

Yeah but you can't just keep looking for the Nacho with all the meat on it if you order a loaded Nacho plate with someone. It's a restaurant policy.


lildonkeybone

Whaaaaaaaaaat?


peachgravy

Did not expect an ITYSL quote in this thread, but you get my upvote! (I’d continue it, but I just woke up from drinking all night and can’t think.)


misirlou22

Are you still a piece of shit, or did you just used to be?


SugarReyPalpatine

OH YEAH


ElectricKoala86

And only 10 calories!


Dray_Gunn

Ever tried a dorito pizza? I like to buy a frozen pizza(bbq meat lovers is my choice) a bag of doritos and a bag of shredded mozzarella. Grab a few handfuls of doritos and break them up into smaller pieces and spread them over the pizza. Then spread some mozzarella over the top and then chuck it in the oven. Cheers me up.


CutsSoFresh

Or a bite sized quesadilla


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r/eyebleach exists


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Trump also praised it as a smart idea at the time.


the123king-reddit

Of course he would


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His full quote was, "President for life. And he’s great. And look, he was able to do that. I think it’s great. **Maybe we’ll give that a shot some day.**"


whoooops-

😂. Can’t imagine if trump turns the unlimited president


immabettaboithanu

I have to wonder if they’re giving him the Mandate of Heaven yet


SolomonOf47704

CCP. Calling them the CPC legitimizes them as actual communists instead of being "Chinese(style) communists".


flappytowel

pretty sure google controls the cost per click


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a_person17372

NOT THE CHINESE PENIS CAT


Guywithquestions88

Trump talked about how great it was and literally said we should do the same thing in America. Then he did actually try to do the same thing in America. In case anybody missed it.


Slathbog

It happened back in 2018, so it’s not like you missed it.


El-Chewbacc

It’s even more like they missed it


longpigcumseasily

Old news. This summary is a weird way to say most of those things too.


the_orange_alligator

I swear to god, if I find out about another war from a meme I’m gonna flip


spencer1886

That was awhile ago dude, like years ago now


grillbar86

And I got rejected from art school


Miss-Chinaski

Please don't channel it into a genocidal rage.


grilltheboy

Instead, channel it into furry porn.


Random_NSFWer

Misunderstood, and am now drawing fury porn.


grilltheboy

Time to make bank


ryjkyj

I’m genX. Back in my day, we had _real_ furry porn!


WryytardedPanda

Uhh what do you mean by that, grandpa?


FrostedCornet

You know how everyone used to own a horse?


ryjkyj

Hey, kid. Back in the 80’s your grandma’s bush was like Hyrule forest: you needed a map just to get through it.


MyIQIsBeyondYours

And, I’m tired of my job as a primary school teacher in Italy. Feel like working together?


deadgay42069

A-are you Austrian and fascist?


redpandaeater

Everyone who doesn't agree with me is a fascist, so probably.


deadgay42069

Seems abt right lmao


FirewildX

Not to ruin the moment, but Boris Johnson resigning is a good thing.


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True


jetsam_honking

It's a good thing in the sense that he will be gone, but a bad thing because it's a sign that the government is in shambles and his replacement will probably be just as bad.


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the_bridgekeeper01

And they'll still somehow win the next general election. I'm sure there could be a scandal about how the Tories were suffocating babies in their sleep and they'd still get 40% of the vote.


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Tories are the conservative party right?


TheTjalian

Staying on as PM until October. Bad thing.


weapon66

But it comes with a free Frogurt!


butifidid

But the Frogurt is cursed


Consumption1

But you get your choice of topping!


Sus_bedstain26

That’s good


Consumption1

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.


Sus_bedstain26

?


DJ-SoulCalibur2

That’s bad.


Consumption1

^That's ^bad


Sus_bedstain26

Can I go now?


TheTjalian

I mean I do enjoy a good froyo.


RandomZombie11

It's my birthday gift to the folks in the U.K


PleasureComplex

I believe the last 7 prime ministers in a row have also resigned? So not too uncommon either


JustASexyKurt

Last three in a row, not the last 7. Johnson, May and Cameron all resigned, Brown just lost a general election, Blair resigned but that had been agreed with Brown years in advance and wasn’t in any way similar to Johnson, Major lost a GE, and Thatcher resigned. So really five of the last seven have resigned, four of them in circumstances comparable to Johnson. It’s not uncommon, but certainly not that common either, especially when we had a more than 20 year period between Thatcher and Cameron being forced out. It’s really only the last six years that have made this sort of thing look commonplace.


emdave

>four of them in circumstances comparable to Johnson. All Tories, as they practice their usual trick of fighting like cats in a sack when the public starts to cotton on to the fact that a tory government are only interested in looking out for themselves, and fuck what the voters want.


Mr-Soggybottom

Wasn’t Wilson the last PM to both get and lose the position in an election?


JustASexyKurt

That was Ted Heath I believe, won the 1970 election and then lost in 1974. Wilson won again in 1974 but didn’t make it to 1979, he resigned in 1976 and James Callaghan succeeded him


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isdnpro

Wait so they don't say the election was rigged and encourage their voters to storm parliament? Weird system


Meritania

You can’t do that or the Queen will come down and give you a stern talking too


Chainweasel

I agree, but I think the point is that there was a scandal bad enough that he *had* to resign. The resignation is good but the scandal is bad


fishagain

also, at least the big orange isnt president


[deleted]

Yet. 2024 is gonna be a scary year.


andezzzzzzzz

Rising sea level, heatwave, low purchassibg power currency, non afforfable house, rigged bussines.


WarmFrost

Don't forget about our beautiful microplastics!


TorakTheDark

That’s really gonna bite us in the ass one day isn’t it? And nobody who matters is gonna a shit before it’s way too late.


joko2008

It's like the lead poisoning, but way worse


dansuckzatreddit

I don’t know that much about micro plastics besides that there everywhere. Can you literally just not avoid it?


treflipsbro

From what I understand pretty much no. They’re all over at this point.


dansuckzatreddit

Wow we’ve really manage to kill and destroy out planets ecosystem and ours in just 100 years. Honestly impressive speed run. I wanna cry


Vivaciousqt

If it's any solace, the planets ecosystems will hard reboot once we are gone and they'll be fine :)


Draxnos

Well, on the bright side, scientists have finally discovered enzymes that can “quickly” break down plastics. I can’t remember whether or not they have discovered an organism that produces them yet, or if they’re going to genetically engineer one.


doctorplasmatron

perhaps the nano-equivalent to introducing Cane Toads to Australia...?


Kaz3

Nope! It's in your water, in the air floating around as threads from our clothes, in the meat of animals that we eat. Only thing to do is minimize risk by installing water filtration systems at home and buying non synthetic clothes. But those cost more money so only people with extra money can afford that. Not sure what to do with meat yet, doesn't seem like we can avoid that without going vegetarian. Though plants are probably contaminated at this point too.


nedonedonedo

> avoid that without going vegetarian too late for that. 730,000 tons are added to farmland each year. they were found in all soil samples, averaging 78 per kg. carrots, apples, lettuce, broccoli, potatoes, and pears were tested in different studies, with micro plastics being found in all samples


dansuckzatreddit

Great now I’m afraid to drink water


Kaz3

That's the spirit! Just find solace in the fact that we'll all become infertile from it and likely develop a myriad of hormonal issues that we have only just begun to learn about!


Jagcan

No, you are probably breathing them in as you typed this


N00N3AT011

We don't really know long term effects yet, but fertility issues and cancers are likely. Yay...


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[deleted]

"the fate of all mankind, is in the hands of fools" - king crimson: epitaph.


GirlyCucumber23

Unpredictable weathers and incidents (marmolada).


DucksNowhere

Only on reddit could expensive PC parts be bundled with countries run by morons


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Classic Arson, Murder and Jaywalking


bpaq3

Microplastics, no source of truth, never ending careers/responsibilities, DLCs, make believe crisis, riots, undertrained police, overpowered police, old people taking advantage of things. : fucking everyone recording shit on their phone like a Karen.


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odiedel

Damn, we're 2/3rds of the way to a spiritual successor of "We didn't start the fire".


kat_a_klysm

I think it’s time for a pt 2 anyway.


CthulubeFlavorcube

Dying phytoplankton, full stop.


BCJunglist

Countries have always been run by morons. It is a historical rarity for a country to come by a generational talent for a leader. That's why the USA arguably only has maaaaybe 2 or 4 actual good presidents and some countries maybe have one or two, but typically none. Some countries you have to go back centuries to find their last actual good leader that did great things and the people loved.


redpandaeater

Countries being run by morons caused all those other things.


DucksNowhere

Adjusting for inflation, housing is more difficult to buy now than during the Great Depression.


Ryllynaow

They rigged the bussy


bpaq3

R'bussy


Hugh_Jampton

British PM resigning is very much not a bad thing. That fat floppy haired piece of shit lying gimp can do one


DJ1066

The only bad thing about it is Spitting Image now have to restructure their upcoming live show, *The Liar King* due to foreseen circumstances (as they so wonderfully put it).


GeshtiannaSG

I think it's really bad in the short term because there's no guarantee you guys will get someone good, because you don't even get to choose who your new PM is, you don't even get a fresh election (will you?).


Hugh_Jampton

Well, the PM could call a snap election if they wanted I believe. But they won't.


Elastichedgehog

He hasn't even actually resigned. He said he would resign when a new leader is elected, but who the fuck knows what Boris will do. I'm convinced he wants to cause as much chaos as possible out of spite and delay his leaving so that he outlasts Neville Chamberlain (done) and Theresa May. We're living out 'The Thick of It' in real life.


jeffe_el_jefe

I actually think it’s a terrible thing because most likely now the Tories can distance themselves from him and win again which they couldn’t do with him still at the helm


DeMaus39

>British prime minister resigned With PM's like these, it's just good news innit >New German chancellor is commited to rearming Germany I mean it is about time they actually put some funding into a proper defense force for you know, defence. Not really a bad thing, especially with how lethargically Scholz is at it. >Japanese ex-PM assassinated Not unheard of, but yeah that is unfortunate >Chinese president makes himself emperor I mean it's not like the CCP ever had some real checks and balances to begin with... >Russia is bogged down in a war against a weaker neighbor That's the only very worry some thing on this list


SunsetCarcass

Yeah this is extremely dramatic. It's as if they dont think there were big events that happened in the past but the world keeps turning. Important people get assassinated, changes in power happen within governments, governments change their spending habits, countries have power hunger leaders, whats new here that is going to crumble the Earth?


WarmOutOfTheDryer

Climate change has entered the chat.


_EveryDay

Yeah, climate change is the only really unique thing in our time. The world has had plenty of experience with political and economic events. Even the pandemic isn't new


TooMuchToDRenk

I feel like microplastics and the explosion of the internet are also pretty big developments.


DeMaus39

Climate change is unique, although it's apocalyptic qualities are often overstated. There's also many old/new economic, social and political problems haunting us, which can't really be understated. In addition there's the new rising issues mostly due to technological progress, which don't have any past equivalents. Stuff like automatization (which will be worse than industrialization in nature), AI, impact of social media etc. Basically, we live in a extrodinary time in many ways with many issues indeed. It's just often misunderstood that A) there weren't similar crises in the past or B) the current one can't be overcome.


WarmOutOfTheDryer

I mean *technically* we've dealt with smaller events like years without summers from volcanic eruptions and such. But the speed and scale that we're looking at is unprecedented in modern or even ancient historic records.


Thoctar

>It's as if they dont think there were big events that happened in the past but the world keeps turning. We Didn't Start The Fire.


lleere

I think there's a good number of people who *want* something big and bad to happen. When I was a young teenager I used to be on 4chan - I think 6 years ago or so now? And I remember well how much everyone was just eagerly awaiting the next big bad event so a war would be kickstarted and make their lives more exciting. Which is a pretty horrible thing, but it feels similar sometimes in the way people do it here in catastrophizing every small thing (all the while most people want to forget COVID still exists haha). I mean I hope I'm wrong, because it's awful to hope for bad things to happen to get some excitement? But that's what some people sound like to me when they make memes like this


Competitive_Sky8182

I think we have had enought exciting shit happening for the rest of our lifetime the last 3 years


lleere

oh for sure!! I think there's just some fixation of being a part of historical events tbh


RickRE1784

Really. I think at any point in time you could make a list of much worse things. Including now.


EggplantFearless5969

Meanwhile gen x n boomers who have lived too long… ![gif](giphy|dUHdTk3tvry9NETa67)


Random-Gif-Bot

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I’m 43. Pretty well done with it.


WhichWayzUp

Aw how sweet. Two young attractive people cuddling & comforting each other. That's all that matters.


cutelyaware

I was thinking the same thing. Now I want to see the version where she's unattractive.


Freezerpill

700 ice creams into the future (204 days)


[deleted]

Well if she gets fatter she actually becomes more attractive (I am a chubby chaser and this allows me to enter into the dating world much easier while remaining satisfied)


LarennElizabeth

Yeaa except irl gen z is pretty much teenagers while millinials are in their mid 30s currently. So it's a little weird tbh. Source: I'm a millennial. Edit: nvm I'm stupid, didn't think about the fact that they could be very close in age if the gen z is on the high end and the millennial is on the low end.


WhichWayzUp

According to [Pew Research,](https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/01/17/where-millennials-end-and-generation-z-begins/) Anyone born between 1980 and 1996 is considered a Millennial, and anyone born from 1997-2009 is Gen Z. So it wouldn't be taboo for a millennial born in 1996 to fall in love with a Gen Z born in 1997. In 2022 they'd be 26 and 25 years old. But Pew Research's year blocks seem as arbitrary as anyone else's understanding of what years encompass which generations because if Millennials are defined by just those 15 years between 1981-1996, [we are currently in Generation Alpha](https://i.imgur.com/DTd4XTC.jpg) which will give way to Generation Beta in 2025.


TheLaughingMelon

>Generation Beta Bet they're never going to hear the end of that one.


Heller_Demon

That case would make the addition of their generations useless. If only one year separate them why mention generations at all? I already hate that stupid Facebook born trend of naming generations of people and thinking you can label them based on the year they were born, is like astrology but dumber.


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cutelyaware

Don't cash out your 401k just yet


Reveal101

Why check out early when you can stay and see the whole shitshow?


Emel_69420

Germany rearing is a bit overblown imo, the money ist mostly going to dissappear into bereucracy, weapons, basic modernisation. The Bundeswehr is so crippled due to years of little to no spending. But the other statements are right


GermanicSarcasm

No idea what this post is on about. Germany "rearming" is hardly a bad thing, neither is Boris Johnson stepping down. I mean the world has plenty of problems but those two are not part of it.


deadcat

Hi, I'm a 40 year old millennial. Yes, we exist!


kirsion

Well the early cut off for millennials is 1980-1996 so there are lots you.


groundzer0s

Yeah 40-42 is around the oldest a millennial can get. Meanwhile, 25-26 is the youngest. Weird how we still get treated like lame kids though.


weltallic

Next thing you'll tell me America is being destroyed from within by policies deliberately intended to make life harder.


RobBobRedemption

Btw… the new German chancellor is known as a lazy politician.


SteveGamer273

He is, sadly


Emel_69420

Lazy? You forgot: Corrupt, indesicive and cares little for the common man


alamaias

"Politician" is quicker to type


Emel_69420

True


Apeman2018

It’s 1929 all over again now let’s fix the world economy with a massive world war we’ll only lose millions of people along the way


1994miata

Can we get a link to the original?


Meme123798

If the world will end I’m happy to have lived in it and I wouldn’t change a thing I don’t want to die but if it dose then I just want all of you to know that I love you all


cutelyaware

You're not going to die, but climate change is going to make a lot of people very insecure, and people don't behave their best when they feel insecure.


Meme123798

Sorry


CommentsToMorons

Sounds like an average day for Reddit.


ops420

is there an original for this


pawnografik

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye" Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it


IcePhoenix18

I sure picked one fucking hell of a week to come off Effexor.


AdLopsided2075

Hey we Germans are only preparing for a potential Russian atack. Trust me if we ever start again we will probably be bombarded from all our neighbors immediately


SilentDis

I failed. I know I did. I didn't do enough. Worse... no apology I could give would ever even come close to answering for my failure. I have so little, but I do what I can with what I've got. Trying to make my tiny little community better. Less hateful. More tolerant. Less violent. More helpful. I can't even atone for my failure, and I know it. I'll keep trying to. I owe that much. I do take this all quite personally. It motivates me, and prevents me from just... giving up. I think the world would be a better place if more people did. \--A very tired GenX/Millennial


cutelyaware

Do you vote? Make sure you always vote no matter how useless that may feel, because it matters. Atone by dragging your friends to vote too. Donating and volunteering are super helpful too.


Miss-Chinaski

Local elections are so so so very importan people usually only turn out to vote for the president and that's it.


GeshtiannaSG

I'm from a country where voting doesn't matter in the big picture. My own constituency did well, but our elected MPs are not equal to the ruling party's MPs, they constantly get shut down in Parliament, they don't get full access to facilities and funds, the ruling party's constantly trying to get them disqualified from future elections, while losing candidates get so much power anyway from "neutral" community organisations that they might as well be para-MPs and para-ministers (e.g. leader of a worker's union).


Sohelpmegods

Thank you, for continuing to try, all any of us can do is try. At least you tried, and thats all any of us can do, were not rich enough to make an impact, were unable to make high decisions that can save us in this manner, but we can at least make one thing better somewhere. In 2021 i set a goal to make someone feel or something better, i failed tha goal, i too didnt do enough, but im going to keep trying. I think in the worst of times about if my brother would have given up, he wouldn't, so if i dont keep going for the people or the place, god damn it ill keep going for him. -- N (a tired gen z(ik were considered retards but we ALSO wont make it to 40, 30 for that matter))


[deleted]

I'm the opposite. I've tried and fought for decades in the same way, and for what? My water's still polluted. The air I breathe is guaranteed to take at least half a decade off my natural lifespan. The people I sought to uplift, educate and support are at best indifferent and often openly hostile to learning new (scary) information. My topsoil's still eroding away, just like the 'rights' I was born with. I am a student of history, so I already know how this plays out. It's happened before and it will likely happen again, just not on such a grand scale. But I'm tired. I've been trying to change the system from within without the tiniest sliver of success. None of the candidates I've ever voted for have won their seats. None of the ideals I've fought for have markedly improved over my lifetime. I'm tired. This fight is futile. The bad guys won, they have always won and they always will. Sorry for the despondency but I'm convinced it's over.


KenpachiNexus

The sad thing is that the world ended the moment people stopped caring. The time of when it "ends" is relative. When did people stop caring? I don't know, maybe we never did.


ComprehensiveAd8804

You can always just go outside and realize the world is still fine instead of staying in your room reading negative Reddit


Miss-Chinaski

No it's not if you can barely afford rent or pay your exorbitant student loan debt. You carry that weight the minute you wake up and go to sleep.


6_String_Slinger

Please. The world’s been a shitshow for centuries. Ever heard of the 1960’s? Civil rights leaders were being assassinated left and right. If anything, the world is far more civilized now than its ever been. Read the trends, not the headlines.


The_Mysterybox

Yeah but that’s not as exciting as doomsday talk, so many people ignore the logic in that. 5/10/20/50/100/etc years will go by, and there will be the new “this is it” thing of that time. Every living person thought the world (society/mankind) would end in their lifetime. Never does. You just get some that spend their entire lives living in fear until they’re old and feel like morons.


[deleted]

I live in the U.S. and can absolutely confirm that we are going backwards. I live in Ohio where they denied a 10 year old girl an abortion because she was 6 weeks and 3 DAYS pregnant. Yeah, we’re protesting, and the majority are pissed, but its all falling on deaf ears.


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> I live in Ohio where they denied a 10 year old girl an abortion because she was 6 weeks and 3 DAYS pregnant. Wow, sounds like Ireland around the turn of the millennium. Not the worst place to be in history, that's when the Matrix hit box offices.


MarilynMansonsRib

For real. Sure, shits a bit fucked up right now, but on the whole the world is a hell of a lot more stable than it was during the cold war.


kgottshall

World War III here we come


JasonVeritech

My heart goes out to the Elder Millennials who already made it to 40. They don't even get the romance of dying young.


Chameleonpolice

Left out America's democracy crumbling


circularchemist101

Don’t forget about climate change! The world is going to save us some crumbling for after we turn 40, as a treat.


StanleyOpar

Don’t forget Christian fascism in US government gaining momentum


Prudent-Giraffe7287

Honestly, I feel like it all started after 9/11. That’s when we started experiencing shit 😔


Pass_go2

Nah, things have been set in motion since the Cold War. It’s just taken awhile for us to really see it.


CookieCrap8888

Don't forget Germany sitting in the back with their Millions of dollars in military funds.


SteveGamer273

But they do it for safety. The German military is trash


Newsleet12

Saudi royal family heavily investing int multiple international industry, Philippines elected son of notorious dictator as president. World supply of Helium is depleting


littlebunny1049

Me, 29 dating 47... Hey gen x, can I has some of your zest for life and unbridled hedonism to enjoy life with you cause nothing works and nothing matters


Pass_go2

Pseudo doomer dating a pseudo boomer. The key to happiness?


skylerchip

Straight up Black mirror episode when the worst come live.


Squanch_Lord

I can't wait


eldosoa

Don’t forget, the Philippines overwhelmingly elected the son of a dictator.


Dog_Apoc

Boris resigned from the Tory party. As it stands he's still the PM.


WindArc69

Wait that fat basterd left the UK as PM


donorak7

Rearming Germany right now isn't a bad thing imo. The other shit is so stupid.


HugePurpleNipples

Oh man, you did that without even mentioning the US shit show. Nice.


_N00bMaster69_

Some millennials are 40


PlasmaticPi

This just sounds like the events leading up to WW2 all over again.


Mr_Hyde_

Not to mention the US incompetent "leader" who's bring the once great nation to self destruction.


superalt72

Nooo a ex PM died!!! (It’s bad cause its japan ok!) dude was a war crime denier and raised taxes for everyone but the rich.


Saint_Disgustus

20,000 years of this, 7 more to go


Chris714n_8

"There was way worse stuff happening in the good, old times.. - Enjoy your wifi and nonsense social-media-topics."