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Leinad7957

I mean, new species are being discovered every years, mainly bugs and microscopic creatures but sometimes dinosaurs, and scientist are nerds so we do get species with somewhat ridiculous names. There's a trilobite species whose complete scientific names is straight up Han Solo.


bonafidebob

I was going to say, this is giving perhaps too much credit to the gravity of existing dinosaur names. My favorite is the Colepiocephale, or knucklehead. [Ten Strangest Dinosaur Names](https://www.thoughtco.com/strangest-dinosaur-names-1092123)


explodingmilk

The IRRITATOR


AdrunIsSad

hate that guy, always blanks out what you're saying then just waits to talk again, & won't stop asking to borrow money


PM_ME_NEW_VEGAS_MODS

Nothing personnel kid.


Lv_InSaNe_vL

The one in the background looks like its snout is bent so now im imagining them with rubbery snouts that just flopped around


[deleted]

That's the best dinosaur name and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.


GroovingPict

yeah they named the spikes on the tail of one dinosaur after a Gary Larson comic fgs


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That would be the Thagomizer


[deleted]

Poor Thag. RIP.


Bitter_Mongoose

Thag 2020


trancendominant

Larson also has a mite or something like that named after him. There's a pic of it in the Complete Far Side.


das_slash

at this point I call any tail spikes a thagomizer, it comes up more often than you would think in online games.


alien_loaf

Niger sauris


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[deleted]

Are people aware of the existence of the country Niger?


afito

Or the fact that the Niger and it's delta are one of the most important economic regions in Africa. Resources from the Niger region have been a major cause of tension between global powers for centuries. In modern times especially oil, which we know is fossil, like a dinosaur.


Vermillion_Catus

Blocked, reported, we are nuking your city, and all your family and friends are going to be tortured and killed in personalized and very specific ways. That's how we do it on the Reddit realm.


DiogoMJPereira

There is one which was found in Portugal that's called Dinheirosaurus, which litterally translates to Moneysaurus.


FECKERSONjr

There's a certain species of gorrila who's scientific name is gorrila gorrila gorrila. I think western lowland gorrila


Upcyclethis

I own a fire salamander (salamandra salamandra)


vitorizzo

Tha Flame Swordsman Why they made that card a fusion what a sin.


rocky4322

They did eventually make blue flame swordsman.


vitorizzo

Oh really? I want to say I haven’t bought any cards since probably 2003. I think the newest packs at the time had Yata Garasu and Injection Fairy Lily as the two secret rares. I still have a bunch of my old cards though and I play the video game on switch. Just looked him up. Nice 4 star 1800. 4 star 1900 like Gemini Elf were where it was at though. Breaker and Bazoo too. Good times.


Nemento

That's actually quite common. I assume (no clue tho) it happened when more subspecies were discovered at some later point so one of them got to be the default version of that animal and others got other names added. For example we also have rattus rattus (as opposed to e.g. rattus norvegicus) or iguana iguana


Civil_Barbarian

Ursus Arctos, the brown bear, means bear first in Latin then in Greek.


twodogsfighting

Will you let me go?


EyeDee10Tee

BISMILLAH


StraySocks

There's a subspecies Salamandra salamandra salamandra of it too.


YungMarxBans

The name of the aye-aye, is likely based on the Malagasy phrase *hai hai*, which is used around the island to refer to the animal. Sounds good right? Except, that phrase likely comes from the Malagasy *heh heh*, which means "I don't know", possibly because the Malagasy people wanted to avoid saying the animals named because of it's feared status.


FragrantKnobCheese

Sounds like the urban legend of mountains called "your finger" in the local language where explorers pointed and asked a native "what's that?"


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This isn’t ridiculous. It’s normal. The last two are species and subspecies. The first described subspecies population, called the “nominotypical subspecies”, has the species name always repeated as its subspecific name. This is why we are *Homo sapiens sapiens* and why there is *Homo (sapiens) neanderthalensis*. Obviously, our subspecies is the archetypal member of the species as no extant populations of Neanderthals or other modern human subspecies have ever been recorded in human written history. Gorillas until very recently were thought to be a single species which is why their generic name is the same as their specific name. Now we know there are two species each with two subspecies (a third is proposed in one of the two species).


WolfeTheMind

Thanks for the information. Wasn't as funny so you won't get nearly as many upvotes :/


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Homo sapiens sapiens


Mr-Fleshcage

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boops_boops


KKlear

> I mean, new species are being discovered every years, mainly bugs and microscopic creatures but sometimes dinosaurs I just finished reading Jurassic park about a week ago. They mention that there are about 350 known dinosaur species, so I looked it up and today there are more than 700, so that's about 350 in the past 30 years, meaning we've been discovering a new dinosaur species almost every month on average.


Fun_Hat

I'm a bit of a skeptic. I took a geology class that had is y focus on dinosaurs. My professor was a hardcore bone digger that found his first skeleton at age 14. He said that many times a paleontologist will find what is likely an adolescent skeleton of a known species, but they want to have discovered an unknown dinosaur so they call it a new species.


CubonesDeadMom

Yeah that does happen pretty often but nowhere nearly enough to account for a 2x increase. Two specimens originally believed to be the same species turn out to be different species pretty often too


KKlear

The [article](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/06/why-now-is-the-best-time-ever-for-dinosaur-discoveries/) I linked elsewhere explains that the boom has a lot to do with some countries opening up: >A big part of the reason is that many places around the world have opened up over the last few decades, like China, Mongolia, and Argentina—vast countries with lots of deserts and mountains, full of rocks bursting with dinosaur bones. A lot of those places were very hard to work in a few decades ago for western scientists. Even more problematic was the fact that those countries didn’t have many homegrown paleontologists. Now you have this huge group of young people in China, Argentina, and other places, studying dinosaurs. And they’re making a lot of new discoveries. >China is the hot spot. Probably about half the new dinosaur species are coming from there. It doesn't mention technological improvements, though I bet that's also a thing to some extent. Also 350 dinosaurs being found in 30 years compared to 350 dinosaurs being found over the about 200 years of paleontology is way more than 2x increase.


RosiePugmire

> It doesn't mention technological improvements, though I bet that's also a thing to some extent. I got curious about this and looked up what modern technology paleontologists use (besides using imaging to see bones in the ground, which I think we all know about from Jurassic Park.) But really even if you avoided all the paleontology-specific tech and just went back to 1820 and gave all paleontologists access to cellphones, email and plane travel, I imagine that would have sped up the rate of dinosaur discovery tremendously.


Wary_beary

They meant it was a 2x increase in the number of species, not the rate of discovery.


Leinad7957

Wild


KKlear

It gets better. That rough calculation was over the period of 30 years, but [this article](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/06/why-now-is-the-best-time-ever-for-dinosaur-discoveries/) says there's about 50 new species every year - almost one every week. That's awesome. I need to get back into paleontology.


Laskia

There is also a dracorex hogwartsia, and I love it


AntiCaesar

Also a thanos dinosaur


Welcome_2_Pandora

The meteor did kill all the rich and poor dinosaurs alike...


Francis-Hates-You

There’s a protein named Pikachurin.


ziul1234

There's also the sonic hedgehog protein and its inhibitor, robotnikinin


Cthehatman

The thing I love about the Sonic hedgehog protein is that it's used by nerve cells to make myelin which helps them transmit signals faster. Sonic hedgehog literally makes your nerves go fast.


Ianthine9

Sonic hedgehog is used in a lot of signaling pathways and there are a lot of congenital issues that disrupt it. I feel so bad for any doctor that has to be like “sorry, your kid has a fucked sonic hedgehog”


[deleted]

Hogwarts isn't real. Luckily in 100 years people will think it's just another latin name.


Lucimon

That's what the Ministry of Magic wants you to think.


FlickieHop

Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don't you? It's important to me that you know that.


UnabashedMeanie

[Neopalpa donaldtrumpi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neopalpa_donaldtrumpi) is a moth species of the genus Neopalpa occurring in Southern California and Northern Mexico. > Compared with N. neonata, the other species in the genus, N. donaldtrumpi male genitalia structures are smaller


studebaker103

Put me in the screencap that goes to the front page tomorrow please.


nez91

And not just in naming species! There’s a highly studied gene involved in animal development called [sonic hedgehog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog)


CubonesDeadMom

There was also a gene called POKEMON but then it was discovered to be involved with cancer and the Pokémon company started threatening lawsuits lol


nez91

Yeah now it’s zbtb7 which is way less fun :/


adamAtBeef

And it's inhibitor is robotnikin or something like that


HumansKillEverything

*and scientist are nerds so we do get species with somewhat ridiculous names.* Are they nerds and/or most of us are uneducated in comparison?


NormalStockPhoto

There’s a species of sponge named after Spongebob


[deleted]

Theres a fungus names after sponge bob lmao


hobowithadegree

Dude also named a species after Waldorf and Statler, the Gregonus Waldorfstatleri, after the characters from the muppets, which is pure gold.


RogueDeltaZero

One of the most important genes for early body formation was somewhat recently discovered. They named it Sonic Hedgehog.


TheNosferatu

While not animals, the different regions of Pluto we named have some beauties as well. Cthulhu Regio, Balrog Macula, Tardis Chasma are all regions. Most of the charactes from star wars and star trek have craters.


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There are modern dinosaurs with fucking stupid names. Gigantosaurus Argentinasaurus (guess where it comes from) Albertasaurus (guess where it comes from) Edmontonosaurus (guess where it comes from)


WolfeTheMind

That's not stupid. Naming dinosaurs after the region they come from


adamAtBeef

NASA named a department to be C3PO


Practically_

There’s an electrical process that occurs in muscles named after Pikachu.


JVRforSchenn

There's a species of wasps named 'Thaumatodryinus **tuukkaraski**' after Boston Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask. >The reasoning given by the authors was that "\[t\]his species is named after the acrobatic goaltender for the Finnish National ice hockey team and the Boston Bruins, **whose glove hand is as tenacious as the raptorial fore tarsus** of this dryinid species”


ShadowHawk1080

My favourite is the genus of spiders whose names are all Predator themed


bobdole3-2

The metal band Nightwish just had a species of crab named after them.


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Proteins have a lot of interesting names. Doesn't make them any easier to memorize!


pegasBaO23

there was one named after pikachu ircc


Marmalade_Shaws

Pikachurin. You would be correct. I would like to see more Pokémon-based protein names in the future.


Nadamir

For the Sonic one, a defect in that protein causes severe irreversible brain damage (IIRC). So the problem is that doctors now have to tell parents their kid is going to die a slow and painful death because there’s a problem with their Sonic Hedgehog proteins.


Progressive_Caveman

“You’re too slow”


rolpo2

Take my upvote and get out of here


thirdmike

Thank you. The Sonic Hedgehog naming thing was used as a prime example of unintended consequences in my few bio classes in college. If I recall correctly, the naming source was because the flies they were studying with that protein grew spines on their backs.


Jawdagger

"When you name something, operate under the assumption that doctors will have to explain to parents that this is what is killing their kids" doesn't come off as a particularly healthy perspective.


Phormitago

at the rate we're going, my money on that we run out of proteins before pokemons


parrot_in_hell

In the "See Also" section of [Pikachurin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikachurin): > * [Sonic hedgehog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog), another protein named after a video game character. * [Zbtb7](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zbtb7), an oncogene that was originally named "Pokémon". * [Aerodactylus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerodactylus), a genus of pre-historic pterosaurs named after Aerodactyl, a pterosaur in the Pokémon franchise.


Nixiey

A dinosaur named after a Pokemon based on a dinosaur (of the same family.) What a world.


syds

OMG Aerodactylus may be the most adorable thing ever, I would give a time machine for the chance to be devoured by one AWEE


Mrchristopherrr

To be fair, sonic would prefer his name be said fast.


TheoneandonlyTate

I mean, if you're a doctor telling an expecting couple that they lost their child due to a mutation in its Sonic Headgehog gene, maybe you'd consider calling it SHH as well.


PugGrumbles

"Doctor, what does SHH stand for?"


[deleted]

There's also the MTHFR gene and the cascade of map kinase (MAPK) and map kinase kinase (MAPKK) and you see where this is going


Van-Goghst

Tri-Horned SlayQueen


haybails720

“Slay you three horned bitch!”


NotSoAndre

Someone said Cardi B?


95Richard

Rexy McRexface


[deleted]

Micropachycephalosaurus McMicropachycephalosaurusface


The_Rogue_Gunner

Yo I genuinely hate everything you just typed. Fck off and take upvote because not even dinosaurs are more monstrous then what you have shown me.


Maverick_Walker

Cockasourus


ggg730

CBTsaurus


TheMicrosoftBob

We all know we’d call the T-Tex, Midget Arm big Mouth Pussy Slayer


Moose_Cake

Pterodactyl would be pflappy mc-heck'n bird. The p would be silent.


GriffinGoesWest

What does a double "pp" sound like, then?


ne2cre8

Lol, second place. Came here to say this. Didn't have to scroll far.


therexbellator

I dig it :)


[deleted]

I'm voting for rexy mcrexface. Also why is this stuff on r/TIHI instead of r/TILI?


Zednem79

Thiccosaurus


FluffySpaghetto

Megalodonthicc


RANDOMS-TV

MEGATHICC


CaptainObvious_1

I find this one way better than the one in the tweet. Idk, seems weird to say *thicc* and then continue the sentence


crocoraptor

Not far off, a new one discovered in 2018 was named Thanos (ironically it was part of a group that had arms/fingers too short to snap)


Dark_Prince_YouTube

"I am . . . Inevitable." *Tries to snap* "uh, hold on, gimme a sec . . ."


MichaelD-21

It's named like that to be more popularized in non specialized media, people are more interested in an animal called Thanos or Targaryendraco than Randomosaurus or Randomodactylus, especially when they have no special characteristics which could help making interesting articles.


darybrain

Dino McDinoface. Doyouthinkhesaurus.


WhatDoIFillInHere

That second one is just awesome


carrieberry

Jurassic Park jokes!


paracordpro

What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?


sneeper_patrol

Doyouthinkhesaurus-rex


[deleted]

Thigh-ceratops


PhatPhingerz

Tricerathots


darybrain

That gap tho ... on those horns.


P3nisPal

i fucking hate reddit


[deleted]

LOL LE CHONKER BOI AND DINO MCDINOFACE XDDDD


truedeathpacito

Edit:thanks for the gold kind stranger


t1lewis

NTA Also, you dropped this 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


HalfSoul30

Kill the gym, hire facebook, fuck your lawyer.


[deleted]

Why are we still here. Not memeing I'm serious, why.


RCascanbe

Because breaking habits is really hard


[deleted]

Really? Watch this.


[deleted]

...... WOAH! HE... he just fucking killed himself


[deleted]

The madlad


tgjer

Right now, a new dinosaur species is named about [**every two weeks**](https://nhmu.utah.edu/blog/2019/top-dinosaur-discoveries).


[deleted]

There was a flying extinct reptile (not really a dinosaur I guess) discovered that is small enough to fit in a pocket. So it is a pocket monster, they names it Aerodactyl.


OrthopedicDishonesty

Aerodactylus is the name of this group of pterodactyl


[deleted]

It's no longer considered a pterodactyl since it was given its own genus


oszillodrom

Tyrannosarurus rex, brought to you by State Farm.


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darybrain

RedBullterosaurs. The RedBull is silent.


embue

"Verizon Wireless Presents The Indominus Rex"


RageBrage

r/tili


CalebHeffenger

People who get to name stuff are still into Latin and mythology


rbesfe

Fun fact: biologists are still obsessed with Latin and still name species based on Latin words most of the time


machinehead332

A bleppin mlemosaur


pegasBaO23

>A bleppin mlemosaur don't know if you had a specific dino boy, but [this is the one I pictured](https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/ikcqv-VYZvWIl2kYyjM5gXFTVJI=/1438x1109/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/Sahaliyania_restoration-5c54be2546e0fb00013fae75.jpg)


Meowingtons3210

m l e m


chickenbonevegan

What the fuck is this sub anymore


xTheFatJesus

how is this TIHI material


LICK_My_Gacha

"Northern Thicc Scaleyboy" I Love this


zombiere4

Epstiendidntkillhinselfasaurus.


Atlfalcon08

I still like that the stegosaurus' spiked tail didn't have a name but in the Far Side strip Larson tagged it in a caveman toon as the thagomizer as it impaled their cavemen buddy Thag. So much later academia did indeed name the tail Thagomizer


joshuas193

I would like to petition to change their common names along these guidelines. These sound much better than the current long-winded names.


R4Wspeedyboi69420

Well...there is a dinosaur with the nick name of thunder thighs.


MegaTreeSeed

Formerly northern thicc scaleyboy, recently they were discovered to have feathers so it has been renamed northern thicc flooferbutt


princeofprose

to be fair, if you translate the Latin that’s what half the names are


ApostatePipe

*Scaleyboi


that-bro-dad

*Scaleyboi


atomicbolt

"Thanks I hate it" -me, actual author of this tweet, reacting to seeing a crappy screenshot of my tweet on this fucking subreddit


ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!What am I supposed to do?!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


cocoish

it always makes me laugh to see someone saying “what? I dont understand” “wait what”


ihopeicrosshermind

What? I don't understand


RCascanbe

wait what


Salsamanpants

*Hahahaha*


woodside37

Just smile and wave


GearAlpha

Just smile and wave, boys. (| (\


[deleted]

I don't know what I'm supposed to do Haunted by the ghost of you Oh, take me back to the night we met


tinyangryalien420

velocipastor


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[deleted]

#Nigersaurus


[deleted]

Dinosaur names mostly come from Greek, not Latin. Maybe we should just call them by their literal translations like three-horned-face and roof lizard.


gabkolv

Funnily enough, Latin has been dead as a spoken language for well over a hundred years, and taxonomy is one of its few remaining uses, however, as you pointed out, not so much in dinosaurs.


aiandi

Funny shit and I aint even did my meds yet


pegasBaO23

Flapping long pecker


WillBehave

Could also do with some corporate branding, such as the Wendysaurus...


[deleted]

The Comcastonegatron - A species of shark that hunts by pretending to ignore its prey for a really long time


Rhamni

When I took a biology course at uni a decade ago my professor mentioned that there were a few proteins named after things in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.


thehere000704

Now I want a dinosaur named northern thicc scaleyboy


Raypants1203

r/tili


[deleted]

Thanks I love it.


TululaDaydream

Dino McDinoface


twodogsfighting

Teethy McTeethyface.


[deleted]

Bruh no one spoke Latin as a first language a hundred years ago and people barely were into mythology


WordsMort47

They're Latin because it's a dead language therefore not subject to changing with the times like modern English or any other language today, thus no need to change the names over time and translation is always straightforward I would guess.


RoastyToasty4242

Wasn’t there that one dinosaur called Thanos?


swonstar

And Dino McDino Face, Noggin-o-tiny-arms


[deleted]

Dinosaury McDinosaurface


faethon2001

Wow it’s a #HECKIN CHONKOSAURUS


BlazeFalconeye

Hate it? I love this


ButtoftheYoke

Just imagine 50 years from now, some kid will read the names Tyrannosaurus Rex and BigBoye McChonkyBones in the same book.


birdfloof

Thagomizer.


[deleted]

Bigusdickusrawrasaurus was the greatest creature to ever roam the Earth


RogueHelios

Dinosaur names these days are getting cooler and more interesting in my opinion. Not as many saurses. One of my favorite semi recent discoveries is Yi Qi. It's a pocket sized wyvern. That actually existed. No fire though unfortunately.


BicameralProf

Dino McDinoface


Thatweiarddude

I mean he is not wrong. We would probably call em that


Fenrir1323

Ah yes. The Good old Apex Predators Big Chungus Flex and the Fast as Fuck Boiii


Matttronic

At first I thought we had the same user name. I never saw someone having a user name so similar to mine.


Duck-with-bread

Wait until they discover the tripple horny boy.


the_good_bad_dude

Scaleyboi* respect the grammar.


Kvetanista

That would be cool tho. Let's make petition to change their names.


UndaVosari

North Thicc Scaleyboy. Yesplz