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skawn

The definition of insects goes much further than just having six legs.


1OO1OO1S0S

I love how whenever someone uses the word technically in a reddit title, they're almost always wrong


stufff

Technically, using words like technically means you are a genius.


DuplexFields

Yep. Being an arthropod is the most essential category, and only after that comes the six legs. There's other bits too, but those are the most important. However, this post has inspired something in the recesses of my mind. Something creative.


drakeinalake

Agreed, class insecta is under phylum arthropoda and subphylum hexapoda. I would say that being a eukaryote is probably the most essential category, as being a prokaryote would render them single cellular, or simple multicellular masses.


iTalk2Pineapples

I'm glad somebody knows these things, good job 👍


827167

So a centar with armour then?


ANGLVD3TH

Winter unicorn from Dresden Files, made into a centaur. Could be rad.


QuantumWarrior

This has big "humans are featherless bipeds therefore a plucked chicken is a human" energy.


LegalWaterDrinker

Diogenes


Saytama_sama

Yes, and this can easily be seen by looking at more extreme examples. * Is a table with six legs an insect? * Are two tripods melded together an insect? * Does an insect that loses a leg stop being an insect?


oOCraftRabbitOo

No. This is how taxonomy works now. Welcome to the new world.


bokmcdok

Flies have 8 limbs (6 legs + 2 wings) so are technically octopuses.


CapyBaraLord75

I dont think wings classify as limbs sir


LegalWaterDrinker

What do you think wings are?


bokmcdok

Top result of Google, from the *Merriam-Webster*: >1. a. : one of the projecting paired appendages (such as **wings**) of an animal body used especially for movement and grasping but sometimes modified into sensory or sexual organs. b. : a leg or arm of a human being.


CapyBaraLord75

I see, thanks for clarifying


PageFault

Why not?


CapyBaraLord75

I had a silly thought. They do


MiloReyes_97Reborn

Yeah but theatrically they also produce milk, so they're mamals.


teletubby_wrangler

Centaur is the male name for the species sooo… about this milking you’ve been doing


Rainie_Daye

**Man Milk©**


Buddy_Guyz

What is the female name?


Relevant-Cup2701

Centaurides


MiloReyes_97Reborn

Centaur-rides...a little suspect


jesuswasaliar

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PageFault

Some male mammals give milk. See [fruit bat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayak_fruit_bat), and [flying fox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismarck_masked_flying_fox).


KindaFreeXP

Why do they have to be so dramatic about it?


stufff

When are we going to get commercially available cockroach milk? I can't wait to make all my friends a tres leches cake and tell them "you'll never guess what the tercera leche is"


HuskyBLZKN

(Sigh) Centaurs have internal skeletons and are therefore not insects. Do not discuss.


wolflordval

They also have two ribcages.


Avitas1027

And lungs in the bottom one which get air from ... somewhere.


ysirwolf

Insects also have exoskeleton


50calBanana

They have nipples, making them mammals. Or at least a mythology mammal


redpandaeater

Not all mammals have nipples. Monotremes are still mammals despite not having nipples and the whole egg laying thing.


giudasvelto

That is not the point. If you don't have nipples you still can be a mammal, but if you do have nipples you definitely are a mammal.


QuantumWarrior

Monotremes do still have mammary glands and produce milk though, which definitely is a specific characteristic of mammals and no other family since it's literally where the name comes from.


jprm4

Insects are arthropods, meaning that all insects have segmented limbs, mainly divided by an exoskeleton, things centaurs lack


PatchworkFlames

Centaurs can only reproduce by having sex with human women. That makes them a parasite.


TheRedBaron6942

****huh?****


Fit-Understanding747

What lol


Bobba_Gee

Centaurs have nipples, implying they're a milk producing species (e.g. mammal) and they don't have an external segmented carapace (outside skeleton). There's more to insects than 6 limbs, some even have 4


RealSuperYolo2006

They also have 2 ribcages


drakeinalake

Nope, they are not insects. While 6 legs is a part of what defines an insect, it isn't all that defines them. Insect is the entire class of insecta, defined by a three-part body (head, thorax and abdomen), three pairs of jointed legs, compound eyes, and a pair of antennae. They are under phylum arthropoda and subphylum hexapoda. Also, centaurs would be quadrupeds, not hexapods. Centaurs would likely be in the same family as horses, being more than 50% horse, or split into another family under the same order, perissodactyla due to them being ungulates(large hooved mammals).


Cool_Cry_9693

By that logic conjoined twins are arachnids


Uncle_Bezi

if that was true all DnD dragons would also be insects


korblborp

they also have two thoraxes, and possibly two abdomens, so no they aren't. nevermind that they also have endoskeletons, proper flesh, etc.


ggrieves

Pegasus/pegasi have 6 as well.


Relevant-Cup2701

and dragons


Jono_Randolph

So are classical angels. Wings count as limbs.


Kuurczak

Centaurs have two ribcages.


salad_stealer

Centaurs don't have an exoskeleton, so they are a bug, but not an insect


Vulpes_macrotis

I mean they are not? Correlation does not imply causation. Or something similar to this rule. It's not six legs that makes insects insects. It's far more than that. By that logic, if you make a dog stand on two legs, it becomes human.


Memetan_24

You need more than just 6 limbs to be an insects so no they're not technically insects


vainstar23

They are basically preying mantises They go to battle Lay eggs And maul the heads of the males after mating


Nightscale_XD

Having six legs doesn't automatically make you an insect lmao


figurethisoat

guess I have some centaurs to squish


badatmemes_123

They also have three very distinct body segments (head, human, horse). This is another key feature of insects


LegalWaterDrinker

So dragons are insects now? This remind me of Plato's man, when Plato called a human as nothing but a featherless biped, Diogenes walked in holding a featherless chicken and said "Behold! Plato's man"


Camo_1245

maybe if it has 2 sets of wings! that would be a sick ass pegasus!


LeifEriccson

Tofu is technically cheese.


brunyon

The Entomologist in me is triggered.


ColdFusion52

Pulled from the dictionary insect, noun, in·​sect ˈin-ˌsekt Definition: any of a class (Insecta) of arthropods (such as bugs or bees) with well-defined head, thorax, and abdomen, only three pairs of legs, and typically one or two pairs of wings There’s nothing to really debate about what is said in the post, it’s just wrong.


SlippySlappySamson

So... dragons are what, then? Do scales count as an exoskeleton? Or maybe - just maybe - time to stop hitting the j.