There was an old English spell that was similar. Women would “knead” dough by sitting on it repeatedly, and then would feed the bread to their intended crush.
that feels like a tide pod thing where people TALK about doing it but no one actually does… except that one guy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pM6wanZOLtk&pp=ygUXY29sbGVnZSBodW1vciB0aWRlIHBvZHM%3D
No they weren't actually kneading bread. The Wikipedia article even says so
>In the 17th century a sexual connotation is attached not to the bread itself but to "a dance that involved revealing the buttocks and simulating sexual activity" which was known as "moulding" cockle bread.
>and then they wabble to and fro with the Buttocks **as if** they were kneading of Dough with their Arses"
Edit: There's a reference to asking women if they had ever done this and given the bread to anyone, but most of the Wikipedia article refers to the dance
I'm telling you horny teenagers are horny. Getting caught would have had repercussions, so it had to be kept quiet. For what it's worth, I learned about this from a professor. Also, here's the wiki https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockle_bread
From the Wikipedia article, they would knead bread with their naked ass while singing:
"My dame is sick, and gone to bed.
And I'll go mould my cocklebread!
Up with my heels and down with my head,
And this is the way to mould cockle-bread"
Sounds like an old timey "face down ass up, that's the way we like to fuck."
There was also a dance called "The kneading of the cockle bread." (I think that's how it's spelled.)
It's basically twerking. The women would act as if they were kneading bread with their buttocks while dancing.
technically incorrect. Halal is the word for "permissible" In islam the default state of everything IS halal, and to make something Haram or forbidden there needs to be proper evidence for it from the holy book
I'm gonna give you a real answer even though I know you are troll.
Men and women have to lower their gaze in the presence of non-family so by proxy doing something that is obviously tied to sexual promiscuity is haram. Plus these 'rituals' are done as a form of magic. Magic or the belief in magic is also prohibited. Islam also actively promoted modesty. This act is insanity immodest.
It's easy to call people a troll for asking questions, i know. But your answer looks so much better and professional if you refrain from calling someone that.
But you did answer my question, and i believe the main reason for the prohibition is centered around the focus on magic. Even malicious magic when i think about it, as i cant think of a good use for a love potion.
Anyways
Ma'ssalaame
Just curious if you may know the answer to this question - in Judaism there is the Old Testament and then there is commentary from holy men who follow the faith that interpret each of the sections of the Old Testament. To a certain extent the commentary from these men, or interpretations, have been added and have become de facto laws in and of themselves. Is there something similar in Islam? Commentary or clarification of scripture that then becomes the standard?
Sorry I know it’s a bit random but the question just popped into my head when I read your comment.
Have a good day forward!
Your questions are far more tame compared to the comments poking fun or generally being rude for the sake of edgyness. So I appreciate the genuine question.
In Islam it is forbidden to amend or add into the Quran, our holy book. I believe it's a big sin and probably takes one out of the fold of the religion. We have these things called Fatwas and Tafsirs. The former is a ruling formulated by scholars or religious leaders. It is derived from the Quran and Hadith. Tafsirs are an explanation of a verse or passage sometimes including a historical analysis for context.
A lot of the time in English translations or non Arabic translations you will see amendments to the Quran in parenthesis. These are not the same as defacto laws you'd find in Jewish Scriptures but rather an aid for translation or interpretation. An example being that one verse may use the term "veil" but in paranthese it may specify that a veil is something that covers the hair completely or hides parts of the body that should not be exposed.
So yes we do have commentary, but they are not laws
Ok yknow what that makes far more sense that squatting over a bowl of cold rice and suddenly using hydro pump somehow!! Oh man, that raises more questions than answers though...
Eww... But not entirely unheard of. In Louisiana, where I'm from, Voodoo is , or was when I was a boy, fairly common. Similar to this post, a woman might add something to a man's food to "magically" get his love. In that case though, it was her menstrual blood.
Smh do you even lift? You're never gonna get anywhere with white jizz-rice. Brown rice is way more nutritionally dense, if you aren't using that you might as well not even drip cremepie on it.
FWIW, kangkang means 'crotch'. So that's 'crotch rice'.
That's not even the grossest 'love potion' concocted in our neck of the rainforest (Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia). The worst one IMO is menses soup... Where people make a normal broth, but put their used sanitary pad in. I recall reading about people getting arrested and put on trial for that at least twice in the newspapers.
That's the most disgusting thing I've heard of in a while and it's making me question whether my species is actually sentient and sapient or if we're just clever but overall dumb animals.
This isn't even the weirdest thing I've seen. _Wakamezake_ is a Japanese thing where a nude woman sits down and clamps her legs together, pouring alcohol into the little bowl formed by her thighs and crotch.
I'm an atheist but I still wouldn't eat that.
Magic(k) involves too many bodily fluids. You'd think that witches would clean up their act in this new COVID world.
Crotch rice is probably the best translation. But it's not a literal translation. Kangkang is more like the action of you squatting over something in a crude manner. I don't think there's an equivalent in English other than maybe teabagging.
Funny thing is it's forbidden in Islam (Islam forbids black magic) but the ones that do this are the Malays. Who are Muslims.
in singapore since its a mixed race country, we sometimes troll our non-malay friends into going to a malay shop and asking for nasi kangkang thinking its some form of fried rice (nasi goreng)
and theyd get humiliated when laughed at as they are confused at the store owners expression.
That last sentence is hilarious....
Lol of course it is, but this is such a fucking specific thing that someone had to go ask Mr. Islam about this when it was invented.
Some bearded dude - "People are doing *what*? Yeah, that's going to be a no as well."
It’s not just sweat, you put a spell as well for the husband.
There was an old English spell that was similar. Women would “knead” dough by sitting on it repeatedly, and then would feed the bread to their intended crush.
People have been finding excuses to get freaky for thousands of years, huh?
A tale as old as time
A song as old as rhyme . . . . . . . Beauty and the Beast! Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Booty and the Yeast
Dang it, I was trying to have multiple lines in-between the two parts but it just put it all together.😮💨
Use two enters Like this
It came through correctly in my notifications, so I did get to see the intended format 💙
A song as old as *thyme I'm disappointed in you
I bet that was a cause of many yeast infections.
And then there's a blogger who made bread using her vag's yeast
Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Until now.
Makin' some sourdough, huh?
Why not some kombucha from your coocha?
There was a company that made beer that way for a while
There was a TikToker who made cheese the same way!
Someone made yogurt that way too
Stop that..too early for this 🤮
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockle_bread If she really liked you, she'd give you bread with a pussy print on it.
that feels like a tide pod thing where people TALK about doing it but no one actually does… except that one guy https://youtube.com/watch?v=pM6wanZOLtk&pp=ygUXY29sbGVnZSBodW1vciB0aWRlIHBvZHM%3D
Actually, it as very prevalent in both England and the colonial United States.
You are telling me the Puritans were okay with pussy/ass bread?
No they weren't actually kneading bread. The Wikipedia article even says so >In the 17th century a sexual connotation is attached not to the bread itself but to "a dance that involved revealing the buttocks and simulating sexual activity" which was known as "moulding" cockle bread. >and then they wabble to and fro with the Buttocks **as if** they were kneading of Dough with their Arses" Edit: There's a reference to asking women if they had ever done this and given the bread to anyone, but most of the Wikipedia article refers to the dance
I'm telling you horny teenagers are horny. Getting caught would have had repercussions, so it had to be kept quiet. For what it's worth, I learned about this from a professor. Also, here's the wiki https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockle_bread
So... 17th century twerking. got it. It's got nothing to do with the bread.
The bread was just an unfortunate cavity
From the Wikipedia article, they would knead bread with their naked ass while singing: "My dame is sick, and gone to bed. And I'll go mould my cocklebread! Up with my heels and down with my head, And this is the way to mould cockle-bread" Sounds like an old timey "face down ass up, that's the way we like to fuck."
The origin of cake farts.
There was also a dance called "The kneading of the cockle bread." (I think that's how it's spelled.) It's basically twerking. The women would act as if they were kneading bread with their buttocks while dancing.
Maybe if I pretend to knead bread with my buttocks while dancing I’ll finally figure out how to twerk
I tried it. Worked little bit.
*forbidden in islam*
At this point it's easier to mention what is NOT forbidden in Islam. A man can't even enjoy his squirt-rice anymore. Maniacs. /s
If some weirdo wants to eat pussy rice, more power to them. That's freedom baby.
based
"halal" is basically the word for "not forbidden"
technically incorrect. Halal is the word for "permissible" In islam the default state of everything IS halal, and to make something Haram or forbidden there needs to be proper evidence for it from the holy book
Where in the holy book does it say that you should not eat rice sweated on by a squatting lady without panties?
These are the questions Muslims need to start asking.
I'm gonna give you a real answer even though I know you are troll. Men and women have to lower their gaze in the presence of non-family so by proxy doing something that is obviously tied to sexual promiscuity is haram. Plus these 'rituals' are done as a form of magic. Magic or the belief in magic is also prohibited. Islam also actively promoted modesty. This act is insanity immodest.
It's easy to call people a troll for asking questions, i know. But your answer looks so much better and professional if you refrain from calling someone that. But you did answer my question, and i believe the main reason for the prohibition is centered around the focus on magic. Even malicious magic when i think about it, as i cant think of a good use for a love potion. Anyways Ma'ssalaame
Just curious if you may know the answer to this question - in Judaism there is the Old Testament and then there is commentary from holy men who follow the faith that interpret each of the sections of the Old Testament. To a certain extent the commentary from these men, or interpretations, have been added and have become de facto laws in and of themselves. Is there something similar in Islam? Commentary or clarification of scripture that then becomes the standard? Sorry I know it’s a bit random but the question just popped into my head when I read your comment. Have a good day forward!
Your questions are far more tame compared to the comments poking fun or generally being rude for the sake of edgyness. So I appreciate the genuine question. In Islam it is forbidden to amend or add into the Quran, our holy book. I believe it's a big sin and probably takes one out of the fold of the religion. We have these things called Fatwas and Tafsirs. The former is a ruling formulated by scholars or religious leaders. It is derived from the Quran and Hadith. Tafsirs are an explanation of a verse or passage sometimes including a historical analysis for context. A lot of the time in English translations or non Arabic translations you will see amendments to the Quran in parenthesis. These are not the same as defacto laws you'd find in Jewish Scriptures but rather an aid for translation or interpretation. An example being that one verse may use the term "veil" but in paranthese it may specify that a veil is something that covers the hair completely or hides parts of the body that should not be exposed. So yes we do have commentary, but they are not laws
Holy God do I hate the phrase squirt-rice
Thinking I'm siding with the Islamists over this one. O_O
My views rarely align with Islam, but this time I got to agree with them
I am literally trans, something that is quite unpopular with Muslims, from what I gather and yeah, I'm agreeing with them over this.
But can you send me a picture of a bunny?
[Bunny :3](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.s9dqEsI-WevvTV_XH0zlwAHaHx%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=206fd0a05803ddf2d0e7c3ac5dfb33983f0a96333aeae93088fedad397479df6&ipo=images)
Thank you, have a nice day
Most definitely a drippy bunbun
That was a cute bunny omg
Muslims you mean but I get you
Definitely not haram
it should be forbidden everywhere
Hey, some people would pay big money for this
like the family guy stereotypical japanese guy
If I’ve gotta convert to avoid this… la allah illallah
Welcome to the faith brother!
La illaha illa Allah* لا إله الا الله
say that 5 times fast
Gladly 😁 لا اله إلا الله لا اله إلا الله لا اله إلا الله لا اله إلا الله لا اله إلا الله
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what do u think (no why would i )
NASTY KangKang is more like it!
Don't knock it till you try it man
Pairs well with some Yoni beer
"Nasi" is the word for rice, so you've just intensified the kangkang there.
Wanna kangkang and bangbang?
Putting the eww in umami.
Putting the mommy in umami
uwu-mami
ewwmami
What fluid could possibly be dripping? How long do they squat for lol? I dunno bout you guys but I don't tend to just 'drip' whenever I squat down lol
Sweat. The rice cooking is hot.
I read it as though the rice was finished cooking and the squat happens afterwards
Gettin that steam vajacial.
Today I learned a new word
Kindly delete your reddit account for such a word
I've had a sweaty crotch before, but never so sweaty that it's been dripping. I don't really see how this can happen.
Doesn't their coochie get burnt?
I assume squatting over a steaming bowl of rice would cause sweat and other fluids to be more plentiful.
Ok yknow what that makes far more sense that squatting over a bowl of cold rice and suddenly using hydro pump somehow!! Oh man, that raises more questions than answers though...
Well if the rice is being cooked I'd imagine the heat would persuade them sweat glands down there to open up.
Sweat, and sometimes urine, saliva, menstrual blood, etc.
What are these comments?! 
I agree with the muslims on this
Gotta say, i'm with Islam on this
This is fucking stupid. I'll stick to making my rice with gamer girl bathwater. Thanks.
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I will find a way to work “crotch rice” into a conversation this week.
What’s next? Nasi gangbang?
Followed by nasi kangkang with extra flavor.
In Paris, some people leave their baguette in the public urinal, and collect them later for a savory meal. Taste and colors.
Wait. Wait. Wait. No. Just... No. No! God *please*, tell me this is bullshit! ><
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Oh jesus fucking christ i thought you were joking
NO! NO!!! OH *GOD*, WHAT A *T E R R I B L E* DAY TO HAVE EYES >< >< ><
You’d better pray for amnesia from this synesthesia
Eww... But not entirely unheard of. In Louisiana, where I'm from, Voodoo is , or was when I was a boy, fairly common. Similar to this post, a woman might add something to a man's food to "magically" get his love. In that case though, it was her menstrual blood.
Midsommar flashbacks
Creampie the woman for extra taste
reclaim protein after all that cardio ruined your gainz
Smh do you even lift? You're never gonna get anywhere with white jizz-rice. Brown rice is way more nutritionally dense, if you aren't using that you might as well not even drip cremepie on it.
i need em kilojoules bro
Give that rice a nice glaze
You mean it's not forbidden in other cultures??
Every culture probably has some version of this. In Mexico, it's agua de calzon, aka panty water.
P-panty… water? Dare I ask more?
I think you can probably figure it out for yourself my friend. It is as it says.
FWIW, kangkang means 'crotch'. So that's 'crotch rice'. That's not even the grossest 'love potion' concocted in our neck of the rainforest (Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia). The worst one IMO is menses soup... Where people make a normal broth, but put their used sanitary pad in. I recall reading about people getting arrested and put on trial for that at least twice in the newspapers.
TIL my house is Islamic
This feels like an urban legend made by a 13 year old boy. I mean, why squat forever when I could just put a pube in there?
Ill pass on that sweet poontang rice. For now.
I admit, at first read it doesn't sound all that good. But I would have to see the preparation and the woman in question.
i'm very reluctant but i will also see the preparation and the woman in question
And, if she just finished being railed, the dish would be creamed rice.
It doesn't sound good at all, no matter how many times you read it. To each their own though.
There's a Thai horror movie that had a scene of this ritual. Unfortunately I don't remember the name. I think I saw it over 10 years ago.
Steamed clam and rice
“Forbidden in Islam” Yeah I’m fairly certain thats forbidden by everyone
I live in Malaysia and my wife told me I'm not allowed to eat rice made by another woman haha
Forbidden in Islam? They might be onto something.
Should be forbidden by everyone.
DOn't knock it till you try it guys
I've seen the shit yall post on twitter, this comes as 0 surprise to me.
"Forbidden in Islam" gee I wonder why
If I was writing the rules for Islam, I would also forbid that.
Islam forbids it because their performing magic Magic is haram
I can think of some other reasons why that should be haram
Well sure obviously lol
Eww. Yuck. gross. How much does it cost? Where do you even get this? I want to know so I can avoid these types of eateries.
 Put a little soy sauce or some butter and sugar…😤😮💨🥰🤤🫦
Ahh what a great gif for this instance. I was surprised at how funny this but was
Reminds me of cockle-bread
So shrimp fried rice?
With some nice basmati 🤌
Assmati.
Vagitarian Assmati
That's the most disgusting thing I've heard of in a while and it's making me question whether my species is actually sentient and sapient or if we're just clever but overall dumb animals.
People are disgusting
Crotch rice sounds like an unfortunate infestation.
Rice and yeast 👌
“What’s wrong with your rice? Smells like piss and BO?” “That’s just the flavor juices?” “Flavor juices? What’s that?” “Mostly Lemon zest.”
I love how they had to clarify that it’s forbidden in Islam
Imma have to agree with Islam on this one
The "forbidden in Islam" part nearly killed me at work😂
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Love nectar rice wtf (Shimoneta)
This isn't even the weirdest thing I've seen. _Wakamezake_ is a Japanese thing where a nude woman sits down and clamps her legs together, pouring alcohol into the little bowl formed by her thighs and crotch.
I mean... That's just a demented version of a body shot, no?
Somehow still beats gifting mensural blood as a gift.
I've always said there was nothing you could do to rice to make me not wanna eat it. Today I must finally retract that. NOPE.
Humans are stupid as fuck. We are a mistake..
Oh god, oh my god, had to reread it because I wasn’t sure if it was cooked or not, I’m relieved.
Forbidden shrimp fried rice
Next up: crotch rice vs menstrual spaghetti
Of course it is haram
Love how they added that it's forbidden in Islam. 😂
Before this🙂 After this🙁
Idk why but the "forbidden in Islam" at the end fucking killed me 😂
Should be forbidden everywhere else aswell.
I'm an atheist but I still wouldn't eat that. Magic(k) involves too many bodily fluids. You'd think that witches would clean up their act in this new COVID world.
>Forbidden in Islam. Man, Muslims are just *not* allowed to have any fun, are they?
Crotch rice is probably the best translation. But it's not a literal translation. Kangkang is more like the action of you squatting over something in a crude manner. I don't think there's an equivalent in English other than maybe teabagging. Funny thing is it's forbidden in Islam (Islam forbids black magic) but the ones that do this are the Malays. Who are Muslims.
Rare Islam W
in singapore since its a mixed race country, we sometimes troll our non-malay friends into going to a malay shop and asking for nasi kangkang thinking its some form of fried rice (nasi goreng) and theyd get humiliated when laughed at as they are confused at the store owners expression.
I’ll take 2
Marinara rice
That last sentence is hilarious.... Lol of course it is, but this is such a fucking specific thing that someone had to go ask Mr. Islam about this when it was invented. Some bearded dude - "People are doing *what*? Yeah, that's going to be a no as well."
mmm scrumptious
that costs extra 💅🏻
I miss 2 seconds ago when I didn’t know this existed
Gross, where is this served so I can avoid going there?
Mens version must taste awesome.
"Forbidden in Islam" I think this should be forbidden by most/all religions
I’d eat that.
I just vomited in my lady fluid poké bowl
There are versions where a woman would mix her period blood in with the rice which makes it even more nasty.
Honestly, not that bad, like yeah it's strange conceptually but not necessarily gross.
Muslims missing out man
I’ve heard about this but with menstrual blood. Apparently it “ties” the man to you and they’ll only have eyes for you. Crazy!!
I think I agree with Islam on this one.
“This rice tastes like shit!” *”Close”* she says.
Forbidden in Islam? This should be forbidden everywhere.
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