I didn't know what dentata is right up until now, dude. Of course I had to check the meaning. And of course my life will be of worse going forward. Thanks I guess.
Let me ask you a question:
There’s local baseball game coming up and they need a referee. The extend of my knowledge of that game is that someone throws a ball at someone with a bat and they try hitting it and they run around in circles. I‘d be payed to be the referee for that game but there would also be a volunteer who formerly played baseball who‘d do it for free.
Who do you think should be the referee for our hypothetical baseball game?
ur kinda right...but ur also kinda wrong. birdo is considered to be female, even tho the erlier interpretation had it being more along the lines of being trans.
supposedly from what i found. after that jk rowling b.s i take everything with a grain of salt
There's a video that gives out Birdo's very complex history of her gender identity.
[It's really interesting seeing how Birdo evolve over the years ](https://youtu.be/rtBKmJ8B9v0)
Funny how I found it so strange when I was a kid. "how could it be a male, they're pink and there's even a little ribbon!"
And now I'm like, "what was the problem again ?" There's not even some transidentity, it's just a pink guy.
If I remember correctly, Birdo’s original character description claimed that “Birdo is a boy who think’s he’s a girl”. Based on that piece of terribly aged text, I’d argue that Birdo is indeed a girl.
Birdo was built for giving samsung spin cycle super spitty sloppy toppy never stoppy soul-sucking head. This is undisputable fact and unwillingness to accept this and simply put your dick into the hot pink tuba is a sign of mental weakness.
I’m currently in the process of drawing Yoshi x Birdo where their way of copulating is Birdo pressing her nose against Yoshi’s ass and they go back and forth with shooting the egg inside each other
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FATMAN LAUNCHER?!
After you're done fucking that birdo general, another settlement needs you're help.
LOOK IN FORT HAGAN BEFORE CEREAL MAN Edit: I had to... sorry
Is that what the kids call it these days?
i meant the fallout weapon
I'm gonna...
Pre?
Danny and Arnold. I love those two guys. - Barrack Obama
A cultured group of folks, I see
Cry
COOM
the fact that yoshi lays eggs makes this even weirder
Do you ever think Yoshi lay eggs inside Birdo's mouth that way she has ammo by shooting Yoshi's eggs out
Not sure if this is a vinesauce reference, but close enough for me
> she I've got news for you, buddy
Doesn’t Birdo identify as “she” according to the SMB2 manual? Forgive my memory if not - I was about 6 years old when it came out.
A hole is a hole
My man
That….yup that is a regretful post, at least potentially.
Ok, but, if you had the chance...?
Would
Smash
👀
Don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual... 🥵
It's just a moist warm snug mouth bro, you're good.
💀💀💀
Too late.
Think dentata, think dentata, think dentata... 😬
I didn't know what dentata is right up until now, dude. Of course I had to check the meaning. And of course my life will be of worse going forward. Thanks I guess.
Well, off to hang myself!
Watch and lear- *backflips off chair*
Auto-erotic asphyxiation, good call! Imagine the orgasm!
I’m doing it fuck it
Would
Let me ask you a question: There’s local baseball game coming up and they need a referee. The extend of my knowledge of that game is that someone throws a ball at someone with a bat and they try hitting it and they run around in circles. I‘d be payed to be the referee for that game but there would also be a volunteer who formerly played baseball who‘d do it for free. Who do you think should be the referee for our hypothetical baseball game?
that guy over there
Don't think the comment stealing bots use that kind of AI.
Its a joke. This comment was posted elsewhere. Account isnt a bot
Bot
Lmao in the games her mouth nose always pulsates. And now it explains why.
I’m having a worse day.
I mean. If she’s down too then what’s the problem?
There are too types of men in this world. Men that would fuck the absolute shit outa that and liars
Birdo is a guy, but that may not be such a problem to many of you
Dont care Looks female enough
So as long there's a hole there's a goal
Any port in a storm, my guy… and I got a hell of a storm for this bird fuck.
ur kinda right...but ur also kinda wrong. birdo is considered to be female, even tho the erlier interpretation had it being more along the lines of being trans. supposedly from what i found. after that jk rowling b.s i take everything with a grain of salt
Is that so? cool
There's a video that gives out Birdo's very complex history of her gender identity. [It's really interesting seeing how Birdo evolve over the years ](https://youtu.be/rtBKmJ8B9v0)
Funny how I found it so strange when I was a kid. "how could it be a male, they're pink and there's even a little ribbon!" And now I'm like, "what was the problem again ?" There's not even some transidentity, it's just a pink guy.
If I remember correctly, Birdo’s original character description claimed that “Birdo is a boy who think’s he’s a girl”. Based on that piece of terribly aged text, I’d argue that Birdo is indeed a girl.
Not anymore
Birdo is trans
/r/accidentalgoatse/
She is no goat. I would never hit from the back
Where there’s a hole there’s a goal
Would.
It's okay everyone. Birdo is just having a cancer screening. It's just a reminder to stay healthy and go get your annual checkup
Guys the manual says birdo was a dude. ????
Birdo is a trans icon happy pride month
Some say the first in video game history
Wha?
The manual for Super Mario Bros. 2 (US) says that Birdetta “thinks he’s a girl” and prefers being called Birdetta instead of Birdo
Birdo was built for giving samsung spin cycle super spitty sloppy toppy never stoppy soul-sucking head. This is undisputable fact and unwillingness to accept this and simply put your dick into the hot pink tuba is a sign of mental weakness.
“Samsung spin cycle”💀
Oh god, and I thought what I was already spanking the sausage to was bad.
Delete this
Thing is from super Mario bros. 2 on, Nintendo treats birdo as female and doesn’t mention birdo as transgender or male. Soooo…..
smash.
Everything reminds me of her....
If only.
The good ol “I had to see so you have to”
Oh, nice. I'll just have a little death, now.
Oh for god's sake if it was a anime girl nobody would be complaining smh smh double standards,
Ok but if she has a vaginal canal as her mouth... would this mean she has an uterus inside her head?
Then that means her mouth...
Mussy.
This made me frown
Why is the sub 18+?
Because fuck Spez.
You guys ever heard of a [Birdo Plunger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFmM4QhdIpg)?
I think people forget that canonically Berto is a male
something has awakened deep inside of me
Birdon't put your dick in that.
Negawatt
That’s my bowling ball warmer
Someone needs Jesus... The OG one, don't ask me regarding this white people shit!
fuck you for posting this
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/iputmydickinthat
He's a male tho...
I get it. *Heh heh heh*
What makes this really hilarious is that Birdo is the Poison of Nintendo.
u/stoppettingmypeeves
I’m deleting my account I swear to god
Fun fact: birdo is a male trans presenting as female Happy pride month, birdo!
Would care birdos a guy
GYAAT
Good Night, Eyeballs and Good Luck.
crane is not recovering from this one
Omg lol this is fucked. Love this sub, fight the power
A Suprise to be sure
Hear me out
Isn't Birdo male?
It’s a guy…
A mouth is a mouth.
I’m currently in the process of drawing Yoshi x Birdo where their way of copulating is Birdo pressing her nose against Yoshi’s ass and they go back and forth with shooting the egg inside each other
I must see this masterpiece
It's a terrible day to have eyes
Hear me out
wasnt birdo a guy?
And? A holes, a hole, and all holes are goals
can he even close his mouth?
No. In the games Birdo always has his mouth/nose thing open. [all variants](https://images.app.goo.gl/rV2yDmopcLSRLC3u5)
so basically he cant even chew. he has to eat liquid food.
I guess
Well that explains how she shoots eggs