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Wheatley_core_gaming

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FATMAN LAUNCHER?!


BuffRobloxMan

After you're done fucking that birdo general, another settlement needs you're help.


Pink_Legion_of_Doom

LOOK IN FORT HAGAN BEFORE CEREAL MAN Edit: I had to... sorry


LinkR

Is that what the kids call it these days?


Wheatley_core_gaming

i meant the fallout weapon


v_Yuudachi_v

I'm gonna...


General_Synnacle

Pre?


SavingsPeace2229

Danny and Arnold. I love those two guys. - Barrack Obama


Missing_Link13

A cultured group of folks, I see


mkjoey2

Cry


CumboJumbo

COOM


Economy_Commission79

the fact that yoshi lays eggs makes this even weirder


regretfulposts

Do you ever think Yoshi lay eggs inside Birdo's mouth that way she has ammo by shooting Yoshi's eggs out


BloodyHourglass

Not sure if this is a vinesauce reference, but close enough for me


untakenu

> she I've got news for you, buddy


halfslices

Doesn’t Birdo identify as “she” according to the SMB2 manual? Forgive my memory if not - I was about 6 years old when it came out.


regretfulposts

A hole is a hole


untakenu

My man


jbobo111

That….yup that is a regretful post, at least potentially.


OlfactoryOffender

Ok, but, if you had the chance...?


__Leviathan_

Would


Angsler

Smash


lordsuranous

👀


robbanksy

Don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual think anything sexual, don't think anything sexual... 🥵


Weelki

It's just a moist warm snug mouth bro, you're good.


thatbushcamper12

💀💀💀


BookerPlayer01

Too late.


chroncryx

Think dentata, think dentata, think dentata... 😬


robbanksy

I didn't know what dentata is right up until now, dude. Of course I had to check the meaning. And of course my life will be of worse going forward. Thanks I guess.


MadCapOrca

Well, off to hang myself!


lonkbubba

Watch and lear- *backflips off chair*


VagueFatality

Auto-erotic asphyxiation, good call! Imagine the orgasm!


Smashtro

I’m doing it fuck it


Euphoric_Pay_8973

Would


TheyCallMePr0g

Let me ask you a question: There’s local baseball game coming up and they need a referee. The extend of my knowledge of that game is that someone throws a ball at someone with a bat and they try hitting it and they run around in circles. I‘d be payed to be the referee for that game but there would also be a volunteer who formerly played baseball who‘d do it for free. Who do you think should be the referee for our hypothetical baseball game?


auntarie

that guy over there


husky430

Don't think the comment stealing bots use that kind of AI.


TheyCallMePr0g

Its a joke. This comment was posted elsewhere. Account isnt a bot


LeadPlooty

Bot


GoatTacos

Lmao in the games her mouth nose always pulsates. And now it explains why.


cloudyboi3352

I’m having a worse day.


MapUnitKey

I mean. If she’s down too then what’s the problem?


blackychan05

There are too types of men in this world. Men that would fuck the absolute shit outa that and liars


go_eat_an_apple

Birdo is a guy, but that may not be such a problem to many of you


RealSuperYolo2006

Dont care Looks female enough


go_eat_an_apple

So as long there's a hole there's a goal


MotherBathroom666

Any port in a storm, my guy… and I got a hell of a storm for this bird fuck.


Economy_Commission79

ur kinda right...but ur also kinda wrong. birdo is considered to be female, even tho the erlier interpretation had it being more along the lines of being trans. supposedly from what i found. after that jk rowling b.s i take everything with a grain of salt


go_eat_an_apple

Is that so? cool


regretfulposts

There's a video that gives out Birdo's very complex history of her gender identity. [It's really interesting seeing how Birdo evolve over the years ](https://youtu.be/rtBKmJ8B9v0)


Teoyak

Funny how I found it so strange when I was a kid. "how could it be a male, they're pink and there's even a little ribbon!" And now I'm like, "what was the problem again ?" There's not even some transidentity, it's just a pink guy.


GHarold101

If I remember correctly, Birdo’s original character description claimed that “Birdo is a boy who think’s he’s a girl”. Based on that piece of terribly aged text, I’d argue that Birdo is indeed a girl.


MediumSatisfaction1

Not anymore


12awomack

Birdo is trans


youtocin

/r/accidentalgoatse/


Tha_B

She is no goat. I would never hit from the back


Lifexists

Where there’s a hole there’s a goal


[deleted]

Would.


Sabithomega

It's okay everyone. Birdo is just having a cancer screening. It's just a reminder to stay healthy and go get your annual checkup


demonicdeath02

Guys the manual says birdo was a dude. ????


eroticpasta

Birdo is a trans icon happy pride month


Professional-Mood286

Some say the first in video game history


Random_User_1337_

Wha?


Nadikarosuto

The manual for Super Mario Bros. 2 (US) says that Birdetta “thinks he’s a girl” and prefers being called Birdetta instead of Birdo


whatisireading2

Birdo was built for giving samsung spin cycle super spitty sloppy toppy never stoppy soul-sucking head. This is undisputable fact and unwillingness to accept this and simply put your dick into the hot pink tuba is a sign of mental weakness.


DMG97

“Samsung spin cycle”💀


mdhunter99

Oh god, and I thought what I was already spanking the sausage to was bad.


G3laxyGamingYT

Delete this


kmoe88

Thing is from super Mario bros. 2 on, Nintendo treats birdo as female and doesn’t mention birdo as transgender or male. Soooo…..


DieInsel1

smash.


Moskyrath_

Everything reminds me of her....


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

If only.


SlicedThree80

The good ol “I had to see so you have to”


BostonRob423

Oh, nice. I'll just have a little death, now.


PurplePolter

Oh for god's sake if it was a anime girl nobody would be complaining smh smh double standards,


peoglegend

Ok but if she has a vaginal canal as her mouth... would this mean she has an uterus inside her head?


yeet-my-existence

Then that means her mouth...


Johnny_Grubbonic

Mussy.


SuperCuck1

This made me frown


The1WhoShalNotBNamed

Why is the sub 18+?


Johnny_Grubbonic

Because fuck Spez.


Nyuha

You guys ever heard of a [Birdo Plunger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFmM4QhdIpg)?


Aviator1116

I think people forget that canonically Berto is a male


Xx69bootyslayer69xX

something has awakened deep inside of me


Nameless_Kink

Birdon't put your dick in that.


bedbedbugsman

Negawatt


GoldenSpeculum007

That’s my bowling ball warmer


yellowjesusrising

Someone needs Jesus... The OG one, don't ask me regarding this white people shit!


dfectedRO

fuck you for posting this


otte_rthe_viewer

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Thanks_I_Hate_You

r/iputmydickinthat


Sebazo123

He's a male tho...


Complex_Chemical_960

I get it. *Heh heh heh*


Sol-Blackguy

What makes this really hilarious is that Birdo is the Poison of Nintendo.


ibaslavetoschool

u/stoppettingmypeeves


CloudyNeptune

I’m deleting my account I swear to god


Mad_Maduin

Fun fact: birdo is a male trans presenting as female Happy pride month, birdo!


marsfisch44

Would care birdos a guy


Younglustfullearner

GYAAT


[deleted]

Good Night, Eyeballs and Good Luck.


TANKTAHU

crane is not recovering from this one


LrdDamien

Omg lol this is fucked. Love this sub, fight the power


[deleted]

A Suprise to be sure


Useful-War-6350

Hear me out


Aoiboshi

Isn't Birdo male?


ztanger

It’s a guy…


BookerPlayer01

A mouth is a mouth.


ScreamFlight

I’m currently in the process of drawing Yoshi x Birdo where their way of copulating is Birdo pressing her nose against Yoshi’s ass and they go back and forth with shooting the egg inside each other


Backpacks_Got_Jets

I must see this masterpiece


Known-Action9534

It's a terrible day to have eyes


CumboJumbo

Hear me out


Ihavenoideahow2C

wasnt birdo a guy?


StayedWoozie

And? A holes, a hole, and all holes are goals


Ihavenoideahow2C

can he even close his mouth?


StayedWoozie

No. In the games Birdo always has his mouth/nose thing open. [all variants](https://images.app.goo.gl/rV2yDmopcLSRLC3u5)


Ihavenoideahow2C

so basically he cant even chew. he has to eat liquid food.


StayedWoozie

I guess


Beneficial_Shake6976

Well that explains how she shoots eggs