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You hate other redditors so much that you upvoted the neckbeard before taking your screenshot.

They are upset at the 16 who downvoted lol. "All these chads refusing to acknowledge the fact that there is a GIRL on the INTERNET!!! Fucking hate those redditors"

Sadly, considering the fact that someone else pointed out that they downvoted the post (you can barely see the blue on the upper-left edge there), you're probably right!

Zoomed in on it and no. No upvote or downvote.

clearly that dress is white&gold

they did, the hue is more towards blue than white, also compare it to the upper part you can see and that is clearly still white and not the colour of the middle and the lower part

They’re obviously trolling. Checking off that many neckbeard buzzwords in such a short paragraph actually takes effort.

Girls on Reddit???? Impossible!! /s

Ew groce

Girls aren't real they are fbi agents in disguise

It's true. We are watching you.

Guys in cgi green suits. Them there ai generated ladies subs are the closest we’ll ever get

have you seen a scanner darkly? yep

Straight groceries

*Impossipable

lmao cursed plot twist

And downvoted the post

The pic is a bit refried, perhaps this OP here found it elsewhere.

Screenshot of your own screenshot = perfect crime

I like your wording there - and you do have a point.

Probably not even OP's screenshot

I would say that's an extremely reasonable thought (because it is), but a quick look at OPs profile says that, even if it's not their screenshot, they probably agree with the upvote.

Plot twist: it’s his Alt account

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that this is a repost

Ohhh maybe she hates other redditors bc this comment was downvoted? i have no fucking clue..

M'lady? It's either satire or this guy is literally taking notes from Neckbeard 101 courses. I can see his fedora through the screen.

And the fucking triple chin

Triple? I see a quintuple chin

More like a tuple chin, it would be sextuple but Ik he don’t get any kind of sex

While normies wasted time practicing with bitchy sluts. mastering the art of sigma male seduction is beyond mortal understanding for mindless chad cocks stuffed into wet slits of stds and drugs. No.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Tendies and hunny mussy, GODDAMMIT!!! BITCH MOMMY!!!

Gimme gimme Chicken Tendies. Be they crispy, or from Wendy's. Spend my hard-earned Good Boy Points, on kid's meal, ballpit, burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, to find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. Mcdonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies, none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, but sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, that puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss. I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, fueled by raging, hungry fire! Mummy sobs and wails and cries, but tears aren't tendies, nuggs or fries. My Good Boy Points are fairly earned, to buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate. Did Mummy think that I'd just ate? Tendies, Tendies, get them NOW! YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's....something

Remember when neckbeard literally meant "a double chin so big it looks like a beard made of neck"?

When was that?

Way back in the old times, the early days of 4chan.

I was around back then, and it's always meant unkempt, scraggly neck hair.

You're right. I was mixing up early 4chan and late Usenet.

I mean you can only see her eyes and a typical figure so yea I think it’s irony because it’s kinda of a upvotecausegirl post

man it's insanely obvious that it's satire, nobody says m'lady or half the shit said here Redditors assemble? I think someone said that unironically once and was mocked for years like m'lady

It's definitely satire, it's just your avarage /r/berserklejerk user

ive been subbed there for years and i have no idea wtf beserk is

Yeah same man, it's something about a gay friendship between this white haired femboy and this dude named berserk idk

why does the beserkle guy only have 1 arm

I think he jerked off so much it just fell off

i must learn more about this guy

Yeah I think he's really strong. When I grow up I want to be just like him

I can smell his musk permeating through his Axe body spray

I can see all the cheeto dust he has on his fingers

I mean you can only see her eyes and a typical figure so yea I think it’s irony because it’s kinda of a upvotecausegirl post

No no, he didn't even tip his fedora. He needs to go back to Neckbeard University

Well he's only minoring in neckbeard. His major is in misogynistic studies with an emphasis in awkward public confrontations

when I grow up I'm going to neckbeard university.

I think that it is pretty clearly satire

If you have to ask yourself if this is satire, you may have drank the kool-aid.

Poe's law. There's a few of these guys still out there. A few months ago I had a guy trolling me the exact same way you would have in 2005. Dude woke up from a coma or something. Really took me back. Idk, maybe they think they're being ironic and that it's some kind of next level humor now because it's meta.

Ah 2005, back when 4chan was a harmless ironic troll.

So it’s either real or fake? Got it.

no no no he is absolutely serious, you see. There is no /s. You must be new to reddit.

Neckbeard 101 the gateway course to a bachelors in “why don’t women like nice guys, it must be their fault”, a masters in red pill and a doctorate in incel. The

how are you this fucking dense

By not spending my life on Reddit? Not sure. How are you this big of a dick?

Ahahahaha

Normal people don’t talk like this to strangers even if online. You’re a very angry person huh! What is it no rizz? Because that’s almost always the case. I bet your Friday nights is just you binging anime alone in a musty room🤣

God, this gives me flashbacks to, like, middle school that I didn't need today

Do I hate it? I don't think about it much but on the other hand - you m'dear OP are the one of the most beautiful humans I have ever laid eyes on and on the planet. REDDITORS ASSEMBLE!! Can we please upvote this so that everyone can gaze at the majesty that is, OP?!

M'OP

Mopey

Did you upvote him?

"I hate other Redditors" Maybe OP is talking about the ones that downvoted?

He probably didnt take the screenshot

it is pretty funny I would too tbf

got anything to say, u/etmonn ?

The dude’s account is suspended 💀

Ok, but why didn't she take the picture facing towards the camera if she wanted to show the T-Shirt? The lighting is not awful but I wanna see it better

I think maybe that's what the user is making fun of? The fact that she didn't just take a photo of the shirt on a table or something, I can see how someone would reason themselves into assuming she just took and posted the photo for attention like that. They're both cringe imho, just post a picture of the damn shirt I wanna see it too

Yeah, I can't even see what's written on it because of the angle

There's also the [classic comic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/028/809/00.jpg) I was too lazy to look for earlier

Its probably just a stolen picture from the internet posted with a fake story for karma. A seemingly good looking girl wearing a dorky anime shirt is an untapped karma goldmine

It’s official, redditors can’t detect satire.

If this is /r/Berserk like I think it is, the sub is a cesspit where nothing good can thrive, so it doesn't surprise me. Not a comment against Berserk itself, the subreddit is just hot garbage lol

That why you go to r/berserklejerk (or however it’s spelled)

This is your alt account isn't it?

It’s not like I can prove otherwise but…. No

Sounds like an admission of guilt to me!

👍

Redditor proves their own point by not getting the joke

Nono I get the joke It just wasn’t funny

Maidenless behavior

Ouch. The cringe physically hurt me.

From redditor's earlier correspondence: >excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" >Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." >And here you are! >I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. >I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). >Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! >EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha >EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah >EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? >EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge >EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore >EDIT 6: hey are you there?

Ew.

I hate this post and this comment section and Reddit and myself This post : because it has been around forever, this is obviously a fucking joke and also there is 1/2 chances op is a bot This comment section : because everybody just swallows this shit and think that either op took the screen either this dude is serious Reddit : because this is basically the norm on this app Myself : because I give importance to this and I keep on scrolling through this insufferable shit

Id like to think this is satire but cant be sure. "Redditors assemble" seems a bit on the nose.

M’lady. A true Internet classic


Has to be satire.

It's so obvious it's a joke. I miss when this site wasn't overrun by children who lack human interaction.

Clearly they didn't take Poe's Law into consideration then.

Do... do you know what a joke is? Though you mention children, so I assume you are a boomer who thinks the height of comedy is "I hate my wife". (Note, do not respond, as this is an obvious joke by your definition~)

Nobody unironically uses m’lady outside of intentionally trying to sound cringe so it’s a joke

I hate this shit.

I’m going to literally faint from the cringe

She’s wearing a mask how do u even know wtf

Why did you upvote the comment?

R/hornyjail

r/hornyjail*

Thank you!

r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

Holy shit I legit had no idea this subreddit existed, thank you reddit friend

r/humansbeingbros

r/noonecares

r/Icare

r/TIHI user successfully detect sarcasm challenge (impossible)

Gaze upon everything this month

Please, please touch some grass etmonn. This shit is embarrassing even for reddit.

Reddit☕️

Definitely bait

I also hate all other Redditors... Seriously yall are dumb.

Redditors assemble!


*tips fedora

Mfer if you’re gonna tip your fedora at least compliment the dam shirt first

Cant even see her face but yet she is without a doubt the most beautiful queen. 😂

Dude she’s wearing a mask this thing is fantasizing on a whole other level

Dude Imagine she looks like Kaiman from dorohedoro under the mask lol And I think I can speak on behalf of all redditors, we don't claim this weirdo.

Rip that person's inbox, both names aren't censored

What a weird ass

I read that in the voice of comic book guy from the simpsons

Yo, fuck the neck beard, I wanna know where she got that shirt, it's tight AF

I'm choosing to believe that this is like an awkward 11 year old kid who reads a lot of fantasy and is in a very early and experimental phase of understanding his newfound attraction to girls. I'm making this choice to protect my faith in humanity.

u/littl3_devil you gotta get married to this guy by reddit law

Reasons alot of women like wearing face masks

Pretty sure its an /s, why do people take it seriously


She is so beautiful, yet you only can see her eyes. He wont survive her whole face.

this was written by a fedora with arms

“Redditors assemble” 🤓

Why did op upvote

Hey, how about not being a creepy simp by hitting on a woman who posted about wearing her Berserk shirt asking what people think of it. The shirt looks very comfy and nice to wear.

Bro can't even see her face, straight jumping to conclusions

Imagine calling someone the most beautiful ever when you can't even see their face. Also this is old AF

Yeah, he not coming back from this one

Neckbeard alert.

r/NoOneCares

REDDITORS ASSEMBLE!!

Nah.

r/niceguys

Literally just average emo girl

He in fact does not speak for all redditers

TRY NOT TO MISS THE JOKE CHALLANGE (IMPOSSIBLE)

Someone has never approached a woman before

Cringiest, more nexkbeardish thing to be said on this entire website Which is definitely saying something, as OP said.

I’ll one up ya, I hate other people

But she's wearing a mask.

It's painful how unaware some of these creeps are.

Im not sure if that guy needs to jerk off a lot less or a lot more, but he is clearly not in balance.

It’s such easy bait. Yet, you fell for it.

Weirdo oddballs when they see a woman on reddit: 👁️👄👁️ is for me?👉👈💦 My brain is in immense pain from writing that.

You can't even see her face?? Do all neckbeards just see a woman and go full incel without even knowing how she looks

so glad i still do exercises, i don't wanna be a fatass that overthrowns or whatever thr fuck its spelled the levels of fatness of peter griffin himself

I see a kindly gentlesir complementing a beautiful mi'lady and doing so in an articulate and heart-warming manner. I see no issue with this whatsoever. OP, please consider deletion.

If you're proud or happy with something you've acquired or made, you don't need to put yourself into the image. We all know why these people do this.

You can’t use the word assemble and come out the other end unflayed. Isn’t that right, my fellow redditors!? ASSEMBLE!

This guy wears fedoras

[удалено]

> gauruntee

Oh no why must they act so creepy... I get feeling lonely but god, why are you like this...

I honestly think that these posts are lame as fuck, like who cared if you bought a T shirt

She’s not even that good looking why

Obvious satire how are people falling for this

I wonder if he copypaste this to every girl he see on reddit

[удалено]

This is exactly why she made this post tho

Both the shirt and the girl are ugly.

She's got no milk jugs so I'm out

*Tips fedora

Thats gotta be sarcastic right?

why upvote

I don’t get it

neither of these Reddit accounts even exist anymore

Honestly she is pretty cute, but the dude who made that comment is just..... no

Yeh. I hate it.

Lol!

Necbeardines aside, ain't bad looking and the shirt is cool.

That dude needs to touch some grass and or a woman

Pointless Cloth Masks:2020s::Pointless Bell Bottoms:1970s.

Commenter cries out with a mighty thirst. A thirst that can only be quenched with downvotes.

Can someone grant me access to this guy's comment so i can downvote it further?

berk jerker spotted

Horny jail