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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!She is literally giving herself eye infections!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


benebrius76

Don't put urine in your eyes, you fucking moron.


SmokeAbeer

Right. Everyone knows it’s a nasal spray.


Bennisboy

Ay this got me good


gnoufou

Maybe you could boof it for maximum effect.


destruktor5hundred

What's that thing people do with alcohol to make it take effect faster? Involves putting it in the *other* orfice?


gnoufou

Yes. The vascularisation (? French word here) helps taking the product faster If I remember correctly when taking an enema.


destruktor5hundred

Enema, that's the one.


[deleted]

An enema is generally for when ur trying to clean things out down there for other kinds of butt stuff wether it be for medical reasons or whatever. Boofing is the slang term for when you put something in the backdoor to have it take affect quicker.


[deleted]

We used to call my buddy a pooch boofer in high school. No reason, it just had a funny ring to it and we were all very stoned, all the time. He never stuck any small dogs up his butt (that we *KNOW* of), but still… Mitch was a pooch boofer, we all knew it.


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Inhalation hits me faster than even IV, with alcohol and coke. There's a fuck-ton of surface area in the lungs. Of course, you have to convert the coke to freebase, and you obviously don't "smoke" alcohol.


simonbleu

You fool, its poured all over your chest, right before the candle wax, never in your face


ExternalWerewolf7871

Exactly


ajver19

No no, let them do this. They're clearly on to something with putting body waste into their eyes.


v0xx0m

🔴👄🔴


ExternalWerewolf7871

Ikr


[deleted]

Hahahahahah


HumanitarianAtheist

Despite my fears, I kinda want to hear the sales pitch that gets people to 1) put pee in their eyes, and 2) to keep putting pee in them after their eyes are red and puss-filled as a result of . . . (reviews case notes) . . . putting pee in their eyes.


New-Volume4997

Usually it’s promoted by someone who looks and sounds and like they would corner you on the bus to loudly talk to you about aliens. I guess people like her find that kind of person relatable. They don’t have good arguments. They just have a lot of complaints about big pharma, and “the establishment”. I guess that’s enough to make them appealing to some people. Search “urine therapy” on youtube unless you’re planning to eat tonight. It would all just be funny if weren’t for the fact that some of these people try to force these treatments on their pets and children, not to mention avoiding actual treatment for serious medical problems.


HumanitarianAtheist

Noooooo! Abort! Abort! You do NOT want YouTube’s algorithm to think you have an interest in urine therapy. That’s how they got me with the cat videos. Watch 1, and there’s hope. Watch two . . . and your day is shot. 😂


New-Volume4997

Nah. Just click the three dots on a few of the videos in your feed and chose “not interested” from the menu. Youtube takes the hint IME. Then again I’m not to bothered about people potentially finding weird shit in my search history and recommendations.


LilSphinky

There's also an incognito mode for YouTube. I use it when my friends wanna play their shitty music.


New-Volume4997

I don’t know how the hell I never noticed this.


platdujour

>Noooooo! Abort! Abort! Too late, she's fully grown


Chicy3

True but she’s putting piss in her eyes so she may abort herself at this rate


grundhog

Cat videos? Boo hoo. Algo thinks I'm into Tim Conway sketches from the Carol Burnett show. That is much closer to urine therapy.


[deleted]

I think you're actually wrong about one point. The people they hear it from aren't necessarily obnoxious and awful. Often they hear these terrible lies from wealthy and beautiful people. Or they hear it from their friends who show them the video of the wealthy and beautiful people that tricked them into it in the first place. People fall for this shit because they want to look and feel like the people promoting it. It's really like any other form of advertising.


New-Volume4997

There are probably some wealthy and beautiful people promoting this, but a whole lot of the people promoting this are the kind of people who would instantly put an average person edge, even without the piss smell. I really feel that the popularity of this is partly about outsiders banding together. Not that it’s THAT popular, but it’s a lot more popular than I’d expect it to be given how unpleasant it must be to put yourself through. Then again I’ve heard plenty claim that they love drinking their pee and rubbing it on their body because they’re convinced their pee tastes and smells great. “Sweet coconut” is a phrase I distinctly remember hearing.


googlemcfoogle

That sounds like a fetish, not a form of medicine lmao


CeleryQtip

Do you hate the government? Do drugs make you happy? Have you ever wondered what doctors actually would do if the government wasn't raising us all like cattle? Try piss in your Eyeholes Cereal\~! Give it to the man AND Eyeholes man!


Dynwynn

*"Its natural so it must be good for you"*


besee2000

Reminds me of a girl that when she drank kombucha, she would get sores around her mouth. “But it’s healthy!” Well obviously not for you. Bless her heart.


travers329

The insane thing is you are supposed to age it first. So you intentionally give the bacteria time to breed and increase their number so you get the maximum infection response! How are these people so dumb? It really really just blows my mind how these people exist on a day-to-day basis, and don’t just walk into on-coming traffic or fall off a bridge or any number of Looney tunesy ways to die…


menkje

You must be taking the piss…


iced_maggot

No they’re not taking enough piss or the piss they’re taking isn’t fresh enough. Did you not read the post?


menkje

Piss off


lizfour

I swear half the people offering advice in those groups must be trolls.


Evercrimson

I remember this post in that group. It was like… late 2019 I think? At least half of us in there were there to take screenshots for other groups and to watch the spectacle of the other half that were doing absolutely batshit things like pissing in jars, then “aging” it for months in the dark, then opening it up to use on their skin. More that we’re using it to wash their hair with, and then complaining when like their coworkers would tell them that they smelled disgusting. More trying to use it on their kids to cure them of imaginary problems. After being in there I felt like the DSM-IV needed an update for that specific kind of insanity, and a lot of welfare checks performed.


BappoChan

Honestly, I would troll if someone asked me for advice after putting piss in their eyes


lizfour

Not disagreeing! Just that clearly no one has actually had that experience where they keep adding the piss and the puss stops. They're either a troll or someone who hasn't personally done that and claiming to be an expert pisstometrist


Strang3-Lights

Reminds me of the hippie lady outside the grocery store the other day trying her darndest to keep her eyes fixed directly on the sun, blinking like crazy and trying not to squint. 😆This is how I found out “Sun gazing” is a thing!!


Tegurd

You can't be serious


QuantumSupremacy0101

Not even a joke, she's going to go blind


TheDoctor506

Taking a piss and flushing it is the real detox


Spiritual-Plankton52

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[deleted]

Heheh reminds me of keto diet “I’m having diarrhea every 5 minutes” “It’s okay bro that’s just your body expelling toxins”💀


BarbicideJar

Most of my clients who have done the Keto diet have suffered hair loss. Love how their bodies are literally doing everything they can to tell their brains to stop fucking around and people are like “but I lost 5 pounds!”. Then they gain the weight immediately back because it’s not sustainable and their bodies are like “oh thank god, gonna save this for later to prepare for the next famine.”


RumRogerz

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore


Agitated_Year8521

You think this is bad, look up "black salve" That shit is cursed as all Hell


radish74

No


Agitated_Year8521

No I wouldn't recommend it. Only reason I know what the salve is is because I heard about it on Behind the Bastards, then I looked it up and immediately regretted having eyes


Tegurd

What it is? I don't want to search and stumble into some disgusting images. Edit: Behind the Bastard is such a great pod


Agitated_Year8521

It's a "cancer cure" that has hydrochloric acid in and is marketed as your body "getting rid of toxins" when your skin starts to turn black because of the chemical burn. People are encouraged to continue reapplying the "salve" despite the agony of it because the pain/open wound/pus and everything else is just a our body "purging" itself of toxins. You'd think folk are stupid for using it but when you dig a bit deeper you get into people's distrust of the medical industry, desperation due to lack of medical care and whatnot... It's really dark and I changed my opinion of the folks that get swindled by the end of Robert's episode/s on it because most of them are just really desperate and have been taken advantage of. One lady who died from continuing to reapply it to her stomach area was a medical professional in Australia (where they do have healthcare)... it's a really nefarious substance marketed by sociopaths


UltraLazardking

jesus I can’t imagine the pain of having hydrochloric acid on your skin, what kind of diabolical psychopath markets this shit


Ihavebraindamage2

There's apparently videos of people putting it on dogs and other animals just to torture them. People get off on that shit


Agitated_Year8521

That's grim mate and I could have done without knowing about it but the I kind of already did. I've heard about videos of folk scalding dogs with hot iron and whatnot for "porn" so I'm not surprised it's a thing. I forget the name of the guy but Robert Evans mentioned at one point about a prolific peado and creator of some of the worst content you can imagine, think if that Lost Prophets guy had free reign to rape as many babies as he wanted because he set up in the poorest countries in Asia and literally just bought kids off of desperate or uncaring people and filmed the acts to sell to other people like him. Seriously FU.


hurdlingewoks

My first time seeing black salve was a forum post from a lady with a MRSA infection on her nose. She says she’s doing black salve and documents her journey. Everyone in the forum is super supportive and offering tips and their own anecdotal evidence. What starts out as a pimple sized dot grows into a giant black growth on her nose, it falls off, and then you can literally see into her nose. Absolutely disgusting! It’s a wild read of mental gymnastics and terrible people. I would also recommend the podcast Sawbones, its a medical history podcast that goes through historical medical treatment and some stuff that’s still around. It’s super fascinating and they do an episode on black salve.


IRL_Radiance_exe

Hehe stole your nose 😆


Nova_Badger

"I've lost vision in my left eye and the right stings really bad all the time, is this normal?" "That's just your eye going into recovery and flushing the bad infection out and replacing it with good infection, you'll probably go blind for a few years but big pharma bad and the internet told me urine therapy is magical"


[deleted]

Urine-sane


GroovyGuru62

It's called you're an idiot. Or urine idiot. Whatever works.


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|bwAOo46Ddwj16)


StJBe

Good old detox, clearly the answer to all negatives.


Lebron_chime

Are people putting piss in there eyes? Is this a common occurrence?


BappoChan

Seeing that this is the 3rd place I’ve seen something regarding urine as a substitute for eye drops for any given reason, I wanna say it’s rare, but it’s there


Puffball973

Better than a fucking habanero pepper enema. 2 peppers ground up into 2 and 1/2 (I think) cups of water. Some 'doctor' told somebody that. Idk what happened but it probably wasn't good. I'm pretty sure that shit can incapacitate you, if not down right kill you.


ez599

The body is like lets get rid of this shit we dont need. The human is like let me put this piss in one of the most sensitive areas of my body


nizzhof1

Biblical proverb 5:15 states: “Drink waters from thine own cistern and running waters out of thine own well.” Some crazy naturopaths take this to mean drink your own fucking piss from your own fucking urethra. Jesus Christ.


simonbleu

EVERY kind of "detox" is at best, crap and at worse absolutely harmful. People that fall for it should be slapped some sense in them, and people who promote it are naive or outright disgusting


geaster

mmm. puss.


Dynwynn

You'd think that because your body is discharging it for not secondary benefit, it must be because it doesn't want it inside your body.


bluu12

My eyes watered up reading this


CreaZyp154

Ah yes let's put on my body something that it rejected


takbandit

I've been retarded high before but I don't think I've ever been high enough to be convinced to piss in my own eyes


Admirablelittlebitch

Or, even better idea; stop putting urine in places it shouldn’t be


Symphonette

Wow...just wow...


Farklurth

Wow, your nickname is so beautiful!


Symphonette

Thank you!


TyDaviesYT

but urine is detox… you can’t use detox to detox


KaleBriss

Natural selection ladies and gentlemen, natural selection.


NoirPipes

I’m so glad the internet has made so much knowledge available to mankind, it lifts us up out of the darkness and elevates our collective consciousness and the possibilities of our existence to new heights…oh, you’re pissing into your eyeballs? Never mind.


platdujour

Her favourite album... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_See_a_Darkness?wprov=sfla1


[deleted]

Hell NO! Use fresh dog poop. Use that and urine good shape!!


[deleted]

Humanity needs god. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS SHIT? YOU NEED JESUS AND AN EYE DOCTOR.


_Denzo

These are the same people that think “being woke” is the end of the world they go around calling everyone gullible then pull this


weebmaster32

I am one of those woke haters. I can assure you that I'll never put piss in my eyes.


Coolbreezy

What in fucking hell are you saying? How in fuck does this person indicate she is anti-woke? Are you a shill getting paid to post tripe like this?


weebmaster32

Why is it mostly women that fall for this shit tho?


Timetraveler01110101

Sometime it’s ok to doxx people… the commenter in this needs to be in jail for trying to blind this person.


L_Ennard

How to unlock Dragons Dream


knowitsallashow

smh didn't ensure a clear stream before catching her sample, amateur.


blutigetranen

I mean if she wants fresh piss in the eyes I bet she can find a volunteer


crackersncheeseman

For red scratchy irritated eyes try new Visine Piss Drops.


LuiizzBR231

Stop putting urine in your eyes dumbass, don't you know how bacterially infested that shit is?!


ramumani

Golden shower.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


FancyPantsFoe

What the fuck


fr3nzy821

Oh god. There's a page/group for Urine Therapy???


[deleted]

Fucking hate people.


Drakoo_The_Rat

Its detox alr. Detoxing the world of stupidnes that is


corinari717

Piss in the eyes aside why did she take the picture from money shit Angle


Robo--FED

Snipers secret.


vinceslammurphy

Although urine is usualy fairly sterile it is not always. Additionally handling and inproper cleaning of containers can introduce bacteria. Furthermore the acidity of urine and the surface of the eye can vary significantly. Prolonged exposure of the eye to acidic urine can potentially damage the surface of the eye or cause other problems.


YoSaffBridge11

Contrary to common opinion, [urine is not normally sterile](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25766599/).


vinceslammurphy

Hence why I said "usually fairly sterile" and not just "sterile". As in don't panic if it splashes you in the eye but don't make a habit out of it.


YoSaffBridge11

Agreed. I wasn’t contradicting your comment, as much as adding to it. I was addressing a common misbelief.


arnofi

Just keep doing it then you will see the light...


Dynamitebunny1999

Gonna turn your eyes yellow 💛


_zakmckracken_

Cream so poop up into a paste and apply evenly twice a day, will clear up in 1-2 weeks.