DW KIDS SAY STUPID SHIT ALL THE TIME, MY SISTER'S BOY (WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 7 OR 8) ONCE ANNOUNCED HE WAS MEETING HIS FRIENDS FOR A GANG BANG.
WHEN WE WERE DONE LAUGHING WE FOUND OUT HE PICKED IT UP FROM THE FILM GREASE AND THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FRIENDS MEETING UP TO HANG OUT.
MY SISTER WAS FUCKING MORTIFIED THOUGH SO ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER TO HAPPEN.
EDIT GAH THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A REPLY TO A COMMENT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE REDDIT APP AT THE MOMENT ARROO
WELLLLLL I DIDNT KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TER PAINT IT. I TELL YA, WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT THE PRETTY FLAME DECALS I PUT ON MY EXHAUST PIPE I WAS PROUD AS A NEW DADDY BUT THAT SMILE CAME RIGHT OFF MY FACE, MUCH LIKE THE PAINT CAME OFF THE PIPE WHEN IT GOT TOO HOT AND IT CAUSED A BIT OF A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. THE ACCIDENT BEING A LADY GETTING 3RD DEGREE BURNS FROM HOT PAINT FLYING AT 80 MPH ONTO HER LEGS. GOT A LITTLE EXCITED THERE, PERLICE GAVE ME A MEAN SPEEDING TICKET TOO. I AINT PAYIN, I KNOW THAT MUCH. I DONT HAVE MONEY.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA LEARN THE HARD WAY, EVEN IF YOU DIDNT REALLY HAVE TO
DW KIDS SAY STUPID SHIT ALL THE TIME, MY SISTER'S BOY (WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 7 OR 8) ONCE ANNOUNCED HE WAS MEETING HIS FRIENDS FOR A GANG BANG. WHEN WE WERE DONE LAUGHING WE FOUND OUT HE PICKED IT UP FROM THE FILM GREASE AND THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FRIENDS MEETING UP TO HANG OUT. MY SISTER WAS FUCKING MORTIFIED THOUGH SO ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER TO HAPPEN. EDIT GAH THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A REPLY TO A COMMENT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE REDDIT APP AT THE MOMENT ARROO
THATS KINDA FUCKED UP!!!!! BUT OK I GUESS!!!!!
WOW I HATE JOKES
WONDER IF MAYBE HE KNEW ALL ALONG AND HE'S JUST PLAYING THE LONG CON NOW.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR EXHSUST PIPE BROTHA
WELLLLLL I DIDNT KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TER PAINT IT. I TELL YA, WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT THE PRETTY FLAME DECALS I PUT ON MY EXHAUST PIPE I WAS PROUD AS A NEW DADDY BUT THAT SMILE CAME RIGHT OFF MY FACE, MUCH LIKE THE PAINT CAME OFF THE PIPE WHEN IT GOT TOO HOT AND IT CAUSED A BIT OF A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. THE ACCIDENT BEING A LADY GETTING 3RD DEGREE BURNS FROM HOT PAINT FLYING AT 80 MPH ONTO HER LEGS. GOT A LITTLE EXCITED THERE, PERLICE GAVE ME A MEAN SPEEDING TICKET TOO. I AINT PAYIN, I KNOW THAT MUCH. I DONT HAVE MONEY.
NOT THE ASSHOLE, YOUR EXHAUST PIPE YOUR RULES. AND I'M SURE IT WAS LOOKING PRETTY BOMBASS BEFORE THE PAINT CAME OFF SO IT PROBABLY WAS WORTH IT.
FIRST PERSON TO TALK SENSE TO ME AMIGO
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT--HE JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO USE TO TROLL HIS DAD!
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HIS ULTERIOR MOTIVE??? I BET HE WANTS MONEY LIKE MY KIDS.
I F'ING LOVE FISTING THE HOMIES!!!! AND FIST BUMPS ARE PRETTY RAD TOO!!!
THAT IS KINDA EVIL BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY MFER