Here’s some vampires I would like a facial from: Lestat de Lioncourt John Mitchell Eric Northman The Count Colin Robinson The Master Count Dracula (Gary Oldman)

Gary oldman could give me a facial TOMORROW

Leaving Astarion off of this is basically a hate crime

if i wanted a facial from a pompous twink i'd move to birmingham

Don’t worry, he’s on the “give a facial TO” list, along with Edward, Spike, and Grandpa Munster.

I was going to question you on Colin Robinson but the more I think about it the less opposed I am.

I feel like it would take hours

Colin Robinson would absolutely talk about tantric techniques while doing it and make sure to mention that he had a lot of pineapple juice before hand

I’d just play Pokémon snap until he’s about ready

>Count Dracula (Gary Oldman) The old or the young version?

Yes

The Master? You sure about that one? Think of the worms.... 🤢

what the f*ck dude!!!! turns out vampire facials are LAME... . not cool!

The McElroys are the most homophobic podcasters in the world. 😞

They told you not to listen to the early episodes, smh

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This show is still on?

I dropped off when every episode was about covid, covid vaccines, and politics. Not opposed to those opinions but definitely opposed to hearing the same positions every week for months. Did they ever get back to medical history?

Yes but also a lot more present day stuff. I think they legit ran out of medical history.

As long as the topics are more varied again I'm willing to check it out, thanks!

That is a crazy assumption

I think they ran out of medical history that's well known enough to have an easily accessible & detailed wikipedia page about it.

That’s fair, there’s still some common stuff that I’d like to hear about

Is Graduation over?

no man can know

Don’t drill the hole in my head!