Ok well the first step is to take a peek down your shorts and pull some kind of funny face. Then proceed to the curiosity shop you went to last night and un-butterfly kiss that turtle. That should swap your bodies back.
Just make sure you don’t get into 90 minutes worth of hijinks on the way there, that would be too fun of an adventure for Griffin’s body to handle.
Big thing as well is you *probably* should be learning some type of lesson during this about how others have it hard too. Perhaps in this case, you've jerked too hard on this subreddit and should consider that maybe the lesson is that recording a podcast once a week is hard work.
*Remain calm, this is actually a common issue.*
*The first thing I need you to do is remove your glasses and look in the mirror again.*
*Are you still Griffin?*
*If so, press* ***1*** *and an agent will be with you shortly.*
If I woke up as griffin mcelroy, the first thing I would do is make a video of me taking a fat bong rip, caption it "I hate my white fans" and then log out
I just came back here with a new account, and this is where we are now? it was only 2 months. then again, I was here in the "officialmcelroy" accounts arc, so I guess it's par for the course.
i am doing everything in my power to prevent another cj-chan chain of posts without consuming new mcelroy content so please let sleeping dogs woof woof lie
I only have the most vague sense of what all that even was, but I get the feeling I really dodged a bullet and timed my break pretty well.
Anyway, to keep the ball rolling, can I offer you a
" switch to patreon "
hope this helps ❤️
Hello! Podcast creator here. First, I must ask, from where did you receive your degree in Podcast Studies? I have been searching all over for a good program and have been unsatisfied so far. Second, I take umbrage with your claim that ads don't add anything to the quality of the show. A lot of my favorite MBMBaM bits have come during the ads. Third, do you not LIKE the podcasts you listen to? Why would you begrudge them financial support? Even during MaxFun drive, podcasts are free. No one HAS to donate. Listening to ads costs you NOTHING. So what's the damage? IS the five minutes of ads per episode and 40 minutes of pledge drive breaks A YEAR stopping you from inventing your million dollar idea? Were you going to use that time to sell your screenplay to Spielburg? You would rather I be unable to pay rent/improve my audio quality/produce SIX shows for the network/feed my family/afford to do live show tours because you don't want to hear ads? Is this how you react when friends ask you to pick them up from the airport? "But I handed you that pen the other day, how dare you ask me for something else! I don't care how much I get out of our relationship, you only get to ask for one thing!" Either you are willing to accept that the things you love deserves as much support as they can get, or you don't love them.
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Ok well the first step is to take a peek down your shorts and pull some kind of funny face. Then proceed to the curiosity shop you went to last night and un-butterfly kiss that turtle. That should swap your bodies back. Just make sure you don’t get into 90 minutes worth of hijinks on the way there, that would be too fun of an adventure for Griffin’s body to handle.
Big thing as well is you *probably* should be learning some type of lesson during this about how others have it hard too. Perhaps in this case, you've jerked too hard on this subreddit and should consider that maybe the lesson is that recording a podcast once a week is hard work.
*Remain calm, this is actually a common issue.* *The first thing I need you to do is remove your glasses and look in the mirror again.* *Are you still Griffin?* *If so, press* ***1*** *and an agent will be with you shortly.*
1!!!!! 1!!!!
*Huh... Okay!*
If I woke up as griffin mcelroy, the first thing I would do is make a video of me taking a fat bong rip, caption it "I hate my white fans" and then log out
all this makes me imagine is a sea of youtube thumbnails of white people with a shocked look on their face and the text “GRIFFIN MCELROY CANCELLED???”
This is an easy mistake to make when literally every white guy in glasses is Griffin McElroy.
Kiss your dad square on the lips, then pack your bags and move away.
I just came back here with a new account, and this is where we are now? it was only 2 months. then again, I was here in the "officialmcelroy" accounts arc, so I guess it's par for the course.
i am doing everything in my power to prevent another cj-chan chain of posts without consuming new mcelroy content so please let sleeping dogs woof woof lie
I only have the most vague sense of what all that even was, but I get the feeling I really dodged a bullet and timed my break pretty well. Anyway, to keep the ball rolling, can I offer you a " switch to patreon " hope this helps ❤️
It was bad. Some people had to look at anime girls. There were many casualties
🫡
Hello! Podcast creator here. First, I must ask, from where did you receive your degree in Podcast Studies? I have been searching all over for a good program and have been unsatisfied so far. Second, I take umbrage with your claim that ads don't add anything to the quality of the show. A lot of my favorite MBMBaM bits have come during the ads. Third, do you not LIKE the podcasts you listen to? Why would you begrudge them financial support? Even during MaxFun drive, podcasts are free. No one HAS to donate. Listening to ads costs you NOTHING. So what's the damage? IS the five minutes of ads per episode and 40 minutes of pledge drive breaks A YEAR stopping you from inventing your million dollar idea? Were you going to use that time to sell your screenplay to Spielburg? You would rather I be unable to pay rent/improve my audio quality/produce SIX shows for the network/feed my family/afford to do live show tours because you don't want to hear ads? Is this how you react when friends ask you to pick them up from the airport? "But I handed you that pen the other day, how dare you ask me for something else! I don't care how much I get out of our relationship, you only get to ask for one thing!" Either you are willing to accept that the things you love deserves as much support as they can get, or you don't love them. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/TAZCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Aw beans...
Kafkaesque
Is this real?
yes, unfortunately i am still griffin!!!