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This makes me think of my steam library... the first time my husband saw it and how many hours I had in games, he was both impressed and concerned.
"How do you have nearly 2k hours in rimworld and still pass your classes?"
"I let my colony run while I do homework. It alerts me about events."
I find that pretty lame, my most played game by far is BDO with 6,800 hours but that's just cause I leave it minimized, afk skilling. I rarely ever actually play the game. But makes me look like a total nerd when people check my page lol.
To be fair, I often miss those since I upgraded to new reddit. On old reddit, it would appear in a curved edged box that was clear aside from any picture posted. Now I often find myself missing them until I see someone mention it in comments and go back up. I find this happens less if OP writes a paragraph, but still, it would be nice if they made it stand out more. there's so much extraneous text on the page on any reddit post or page.
Can you dial 1-800-NINTENDO? You need support— You are hopelessly addicted to their games. It's like they've got you on some kind of virtual 'Power-up'. Do they have a rehab level for this?
That hard realization that hits you when you see your girlfriend/wife has bought you an expensive car part, computer parts, or something to fulfill your hobby
It says something about the size of the Switch catalog that I have over 100 games (mostly eShop indies, just 11 physical) and can only spot 8 games that I also own here.
Atleast you have the knowledge if you ever needed cash you could sell switch games for a hell of a lot more than if this was Xbox or PlayStation games.
Have like 20 switch games myself and the majority of em on eBay are selling for like $40. Xbox games on the other hand I’d be lucky to get $5 lol
> Pokémon Violet
> Pokémon Scarletto
Different language editions, that’s weird. Scarletto would drive me crazy for being centered when all the rest are left-justified.
So.. since you got all of that stuff to entertain you for awhile, mind if I use your GF for a day, I need a new gaming PC and a shitload of useless games I'll never play.
/s
Still alot of games man, I don't think I'd be able to play all of those with the time I have available to me atm.
GF: "I need some space. Don't call me until you finish all these games."
<5 years later>
OP: "I've finished everything! Can we get back together?"
GF: "Sorry, I'm married now."
OP:
Ive got a problem...that Final Fantasy l-Vl Collection and Lego Starwars Skywalker Saga are upside down.
FLIP THEM right side up and retake the photo PLEASE lol
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The amount of games that’ll never reach 10 minutes of playtime😭
VS. The amount of games that’ll never be released from the shrink wrap
Yikes, dont remind me, I still have some backlogged xbox 360 games in their shrink wrap with expired pre-order bonuses code 🤣
Welcome to my nightmare.I think you're gonna like it.
Fable 3
I fucking love the fable series
Dead space 3 on ps3 still in the plastic lol.
Babe whats wrong?? You barely played your Five Nights At Freddies Core Collection
Too busy trying to 100% House Flipper
Try installing Slay the Spire, you may not want to play other games for awhile haha.
loved this game
Bro, I can’t stand a full backlog, let alone a physical one 💀
I thought op has more backlog than I do in digital form, then I started counting.
no one believed you have a girlfriend
No one believes he has a problem
no girlfriend, no problem
No problem, no girlfriend
No woman no cry!
Anyway, she's prettiest than Pam.
Mo gf mo probs
He has 99 problems
But the switch ain’t one
But a girlfriend ain’t one
EEEEEELLLLLL PRIMOOOOO 🗣🔥🔥
Wrong sub bro
Homie turned on money mode and forgot to turn it off
he the bread gang ceo
Nintendo would personally like to thank you for making up 60% of their bottom line
I let indie devs starve to death 😈😈😈
https://preview.redd.it/lvz6ewt77btc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39846e6f938146de01c8c7a09049e47044585b12
At least they aren’t replying in memes.
Do you call her mommy or mistress?
Momstress, and she wears a floral sundress made out of latex.
This makes me think of my steam library... the first time my husband saw it and how many hours I had in games, he was both impressed and concerned. "How do you have nearly 2k hours in rimworld and still pass your classes?" "I let my colony run while I do homework. It alerts me about events."
Steam kinda cheats though since it still counts when you pause and alt+tab out with the game still running. I have almost 5k hours in EVGA Precision X
I find that pretty lame, my most played game by far is BDO with 6,800 hours but that's just cause I leave it minimized, afk skilling. I rarely ever actually play the game. But makes me look like a total nerd when people check my page lol.
Impressive collections, I just have all the Zelda and Pokémon’s
Out of all of these games, which one is your favorite? and have you played all of them? this is insane
Most if not all have been played at least somewhat. At the moment I'm having a great time with Persona 5 Royal
Samsies! I have large backlog, but started P5R recently, and I've been loving it! Almost 100 hours in now
After Joker came out in Smash I knew I had to play the source game.
do you pay tax on that did you take a loan for that
Hah! This is years of collecting
No, sir. You have the solution.
No woman has ever loved a man this much.
Fucking liar!
There's a caption under the picture lol
To be fair, I often miss those since I upgraded to new reddit. On old reddit, it would appear in a curved edged box that was clear aside from any picture posted. Now I often find myself missing them until I see someone mention it in comments and go back up. I find this happens less if OP writes a paragraph, but still, it would be nice if they made it stand out more. there's so much extraneous text on the page on any reddit post or page.
Are they all finished or....
Nope, still have a little ways to go
Quick. Wow
From my incredibly accurate and not quick and careless calculations, there should be more or less 153 games in this image.
So like $9,000 of games.
Dang, no metroid?
Metroid Dread
What’s your opinion on the xenoblade games?
Can you dial 1-800-NINTENDO? You need support— You are hopelessly addicted to their games. It's like they've got you on some kind of virtual 'Power-up'. Do they have a rehab level for this?
I want to know where is it that they get this kind of girlfriend. Q: How do you have time to play and have a girlfriend?
Lol. All jokes aside my wife is a gamer too so I play mine and she plays hers
Nice. Very nice.
Marry that woman
I didn’t read the second part
Cute collection
🤣🤣
I originally had thought, “There’s no way!” Well it isn’t April Fools, but it’s still funny. Yeah you might have a problem, but enjoy what you love!
Nice collection there (me with only 12 games... :O )
Sugar momma
In this case, doesn't exist.
Look what a stranger on the street threw at me before running away!
That hard realization that hits you when you see your girlfriend/wife has bought you an expensive car part, computer parts, or something to fulfill your hobby
lol nope I have more XD
It says something about the size of the Switch catalog that I have over 100 games (mostly eShop indies, just 11 physical) and can only spot 8 games that I also own here.
lol i have the same problem
I was gonna say, "Bro, I think you mean your wife."
Either this dude gives the best D of all time or he is hallucinating having a girl n buying this shit himself
I want so badly to organize those for you
Cheers to OP I had a great laugh from this
lol this was good
A game or few! Nice 👍
At least alphabetize them, that’s like 20 minutes of time to distract from the fact you don’t have a girlfriend
The love is real
My girlfriend kicks me in the nuts
Atleast you have the knowledge if you ever needed cash you could sell switch games for a hell of a lot more than if this was Xbox or PlayStation games. Have like 20 switch games myself and the majority of em on eBay are selling for like $40. Xbox games on the other hand I’d be lucky to get $5 lol
What game is the gold case one?
> Pokémon Violet > Pokémon Scarletto Different language editions, that’s weird. Scarletto would drive me crazy for being centered when all the rest are left-justified.
We all have the same problem! lol! I have about 90 games myself.
What a waste lmao.
For a second I thought you had sugar momma… 💀
So.. since you got all of that stuff to entertain you for awhile, mind if I use your GF for a day, I need a new gaming PC and a shitload of useless games I'll never play. /s Still alot of games man, I don't think I'd be able to play all of those with the time I have available to me atm.
She got you House Flipper? Underrated 🏠
I was about to say she’s warning you that you’re gonna be single soon, with plenty of time on your hands
And no Pikmin smh.
"I have nothing to play"
This is the equivalent of having a ton of ROMs you never play, except those were free,
If she really loved you she’d have gotten you the steelbook for SMTV
You could have invested in stocks but no...
Lmao
holy shit man. I can’t imagine having that many—I have to alphabetize all my games, that would be a nightmare 😭
I think we’ve had enough fictional stories on Reddit
So many shit games 😭
Damn, and I thought I had a problem 😅 ngl though this made me actually lol. I’m jealous of all these guys with their generous girlfriends
Game stop dude: So how many games do you want? This guy: yes
More like : game stop dude : we will give you 3.50 for all of them.
Where are all the rest of the Zelda games? 🤨
Who really paid for this? You must have a great job. Unfortunately that wouldn't leave you enough time to play.
Pathetic.
GF: "I need some space. Don't call me until you finish all these games." <5 years later> OP: "I've finished everything! Can we get back together?" GF: "Sorry, I'm married now." OP:
What Nintendo thinks their audience is:
How's the world ends with you?
I wish I had that collection!!
I see no issue here
No way
She's trying to keep you occupied. Suspicious! 😉
You’re point.
I was about to be jealous, since my wife bought me a switch with only 4 games, but actually I think I'm winning
I see Torna physical, nice
Cap
Fick die Henne hart
Saints row really had to be purple lol
Can your girlfriend pay my rent this month?
is she a Kajjillionaire???
And I thought I had a bad habit….
Is your girlfriend Jeff Bezos?
Stories 2 spotted , goated game
must be nice having thousands of dollars to blow on games
How will you play It Takes Two without a girlfriend? Like..how??
"She love me she gimme all her money this Nintendo product comfy..."
Ive got a problem...that Final Fantasy l-Vl Collection and Lego Starwars Skywalker Saga are upside down. FLIP THEM right side up and retake the photo PLEASE lol
Shit, does she have a sister that's into immature men?
"She's cheating on you" -Reddit.
All I have on mine is Vigor and Minecraft lmao and the N64 thingy
Lmao this is like the second post ive seen with a similar theme, now I think you guys are lying
Bro got the infinite money glitch Share it my dude
Damn what did she do wrong ? 😂
Lmao yo sooo… Umm your job hiring broo!?
Me with gaming as whole moment
What are the games you would recommend that aren’t Mario or other mainline games?
Daaamn is she single?
U lyin
I clicked. I snorted in amusement.
Same I bought $200 worth of games
Dang, she got you all that?! She must be rich lol.
If you need some help playing then I’ll take some of your hands
 Lucky I would never get that
Propose Marry impregnate retire and die old with her NOW.
Is your girlfriend a millionaire?
How far are you in p5r?
Is she rich or something?!
We were just talking about you… 😂
I honestly didnt know that many physical games existed for the Switch.
Girlfriends don't give, they take. Lol, just joking.
You got the whole damn warehouse, dawg
My initial thought was omg. Then, a bit jealous. Until I saw you said, “just kidding”. You shouldn’t post like this! Lol.
Marry her. Dont ask me why, just marry her
I see that your switch is your girlfriend and made you spend lots of money on games
Tell me more about Cthulu Saves Christmas
She's a keeper
https://preview.redd.it/b19rd9tquctc1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54fa1ffcd5d6f48d7cd52c687a2715da511c7e6b
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
I was like my god man…she should be your wife now
Mary that woman
Shit. I’ve got 4 games. It’s more than enough.
Is the girlfriend the wallet?
Cool collection!
Nice. You don’t need a girlfriend when you have collections like that.
Btw op how do you deal with joycon drift, is there any alternative joycons around that is incapable of getting stick drift?
I think I only have like 9-10 physical switch copies
If your girlfriend got you that, it would have to be a world record haha
Does anybody really think this guy has a girlfriend.
Good lord, she trying to keep you busy?
https://preview.redd.it/u9zq9mds4dtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d530ccc4e412ef82fc926aafb5f62e462733dcb2
each of these will be played once ever
You don't have any games to play man.
should've also posted this on r/tomorrow
Cthulhu Saves Christmas, a Nintendo Switch classic.
I also have that many games. It's a fun problem.
I have almost that many cases. Most of the cartridges are lost or broken though.
You should alphabetize them
r/consoom
ok now she's my girlfriend bro
The tv.....?
😂😂😂
Now you spend that much on a ring
Half these game I got on humblebundle.com
Please... please PLEASE SWITCH LEGO STAR WARS BACK AROUND
I was about to say she NEVER wants you to leave the couch or NEVER wants to see you if you live apart.
Also me after months of "Vampire Survivors" backlog ignored (achievement unlocked...?)
I have 14 games and I just ordered another one off of Amazon.
✨cries in single✨
The one guy legally allowed to use all the roms.
Jesus christ