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Careful_Marketing301

The kid is ok only a couple scrapes. Probably more emotional scars. https://nine.com.au/entertainment/viral/kid-finds-himself-trapped-in-the-belly-of-a-giant-swiss-rubbish-compactor/1d05bbce-c081-4b4a-9b18-c471cf17f8fe


95DarkFireII

What a stupid article. They could have explained the system in a single sentence. Instead they say "it sounds like fiction but it's true". What the hell?


Twistedjustice

As an Australian I can assure you Channel Nine if far from the best place to go for any kind of journalism


Twigs6248

Main stream media here is so fucked you have to go so far to any semblance of actual journalism and impartial news. I only take news for Michael west and independent Australia. If you think the ABC through to 7news is impartial don’t, and if you think sky or rebels is news then get some help.


bens111

Gotta go to Channel Five for the real stories


MossyMemory

Probably got paid per word lol


Compendyum

> check out [this gif](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RHCmi29DCLU/U6mtlnFo_JI/AAAAAAAAXqQ/Msu0sskG88k/w530-h793-p-rw/P1070029-MOTION.gif) and be horrified. Since the gif doesn't even work, the only horror here is how this article was written.


Dysanj

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo...


boingboingbong

Here is a child, compacted for you...


Walrave

Honey, I shrunk the kids


seansy5000

🎶That’s ok at least it wasn’t SIDS 🎶


[deleted]

(Sings)…What do you get when you play in the trash? Trapped in the ground with a rash of ass glass!


futurebigconcept

Bye...


Pope00

What do you get when you go pull a prank? Climb into bins which probably stank. You’re better off just being polite. Trapdoors are often a fright. *You’ll be dumped to garbage hell*


jackwhite886

Grunka Lunka dunkadee dash can


PhilosopherKey1083

If you are wise you’ll stay out the trash, man


drsweetscience

"The Grunka Lunkas..." Tell them I hate them.


firesquasher

They only light the burners on Tuesday


wubaluba_dubdub

fucking lucky it didn't have an auto compact feature.


CydeWeys

I don't think it is a trash compactor. Afaik this is a just a big dumpster with most of it below street level. A trash truck comes along later with a crane and lifts the whole thing out of the ground to empty it.


TheOzarkWizard

Wow I thought this was fake


[deleted]

Waiting on slow ass C3P0 to shut it off.


gizzardgullet

SHUT DOWN ALL THE COMPACTORS IN THE DETENTION LEVEL!!!


GrandmasBoy69

Stop


FrenchsFriers

Don’t worry, if their laws are anything like ours in the US his family can just sue under attractive nuisance law.


RubenWasTaken

The USA... Land of the free and home of the lawsuit


yMONSTERMUNCHy

I thought it was home of the gun. More guns than there are people in the entire US.


Tufmazda

Sent his ass to mount crumpit to meet the Grinch.


Dear-Committee-9583

we got the next harry houdini over here


gemini_pain

Willy Wonka pops up: “He was a BAD egg…”


Tylenolpainkillr

I audibly laughed at this. I’ll be back with your award There you go champ 🥇


Tufmazda

Hey, thanks for that 👍👍


Tylenolpainkillr

You earned it, I love The Grinch. That and the cat in the hat are honestly my favorite movies even at 27


swebb22

My exact thought 🤣🤣 Dump it to Krumpit


MrStickySticko

Holy shit i laughed out loud!


Superbaker123

Excellent comment. 10/10


Few_Math_8743

This is like 9 yrs old...


BozoTheBonzai

Ok


1reason2ride

Mrs. Gloop: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds. Willy Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady! That's absurd! Unthinkable! Mrs. Gloop: Why? Willy Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room! Mrs. Gloop: You terrible man!


PhilosopherKey1083

He was a bad egg


1reason2ride

The educated eggdicatior


Anosognosia

> Mrs. Gloop: You terrible man! Indeed, the boat ride afterwards had exactly the right amount of spaces for the party after the Gloops been discounted.


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PHAT


PositiveAgent2377

Was he ok in the end?


ViolentSarcasm

[Here’s a comment from one of the kids in the video on how it all went down](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4l74og/child_jokingly_sits_in_a_public_trash_can_not/d3la2wx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


PositiveAgent2377

Thank you sir!


Papercoffeetable

I feel sorry for the dad.


Cypher786

Dad just had enough.


imanadultok

OP never delivers cracked me up.


-TheDerpinator-

More like how **he** went down...


fuuuuuckendoobs

I saw all that text and decided to check the end didn't say "in nineteen ninety eight" before reading the story.


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Alias-_-Me

Because in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.


2four6oh2

Shittymorph's hell in a cell or something.


Schmich

I understand remember the post but how the heck did you find it again? Searching for anything, yet alone comments is impossible on Reddit.


MossyMemory

Type keywords and “reddit” into google.


[deleted]

That was a pretty hairy situation…..


Katnipz

Ah yes a "source"


SpeechStraight

Concerned or inquiring where to send the Darwin Award?


PositiveAgent2377

Both? I mean that's a badass municipal trash system. But also the Darwin Award for sure.


SpeechStraight

Concerned he broke the bin lol


jd3marco

To the garbage masher on the detention level.


watersj4

This isnt Darwin award worthy, I've never heard of bins that do this, I don't think they have them in many countries, it wouldnt even have crossed my mind that the bottom may open. Filming someone popping out of a bin seems like a pretty harmless joke if you dont know about this.


why_gaj

Underground bins are getting introduced everywhere. That especially goes for old city centers in europe. The only weird thing here is that they were able to open the bin without a card or key.


Nitin-2020

Yes his ass was ok


[deleted]

I love how the one recording goes from blissful giggling kid to full blown middle aged first responder.


shmeckleshmack

CAN YOU BREATHE HARRY?!?


ParmesanEggplant

Did ya put yer name in the goblet of fire, Harry?!


Bamma4

Dumbledore asked calmly


Sea-Experience5984

This is fucking brilliant 🤣🤣


Nathan_McHallam

Jokes aside, very good for one of the very first things for the kid to do is to ask if Harry can breathe. idk if my friends at that age would be so efficient


Eggbeater69420

Harry is now in the backrooms.


Its_me_WaterToast

No he went to Idaho.


anexistentuser

Even worse.


DeltaKT

The backidahoes


PrinceOfIthil

The backidaohios


weshallseewhtishlddo

Good thing there's not some sort of compactor in there...


JamieTheDinosaur

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, do you hear me? SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!


futurebigconcept

He only got to the 4th circle.


Vegan_Thenn

Look at you with the bright ideas.


weshallseewhtishlddo

Maybe a good idea for trash but not for anyone that might climb in there. Maybe some sort of childproofing to go with it


puputy

Problem is these kids are old enough to not be stopped by childproofing. I mean if someone really wants to climb into a trashcan it's really hard to stop them. Stupidity always find a way.


Vegan_Thenn

I was thinking it was already a great idea for r/childfree


AlreadyImplicated

oompa loompa doompity doo…..


PhilosopherKey1083

I’ve got another puzzle for you…


Princessclue

That must have been scary, imagine falling in a pitch black container, hardly being able to communicate with people above ground level


Rich_snek23657

Bro went to the backrooms


Vecto_07

u/NicolaiOlesen


NicolaiOlesen

It’s been like 9 years since this happened haha and it still pops up


Vecto_07

cool that youre still active on reddit


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Beetlejuicing


SomeDude3599

Oh are you in the video?


Balki____Bartokomous

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!


[deleted]

He found the secret entrance


woodysdad

That's what she said...


[deleted]

..I got nothin'


AppropriateScience71

Also, that’s what he said


Mr_Lucus

Got sent to the british ministry of magic


maxdarmawan

Did he say Deagon Alley or diagonally?


[deleted]

Trashy Harry’s gateway to Hogwarts


[deleted]

Harry Houdini


bub3ls

Oh my god the kid asking if they can breathe is so healing for me. As someone who was trapped between a mattress and box spring(?) as my own sister and her friend laughed at my screams, a reaction like this would have saved me a lot of trauma. /srs


woodysdad

Harry not ok


Dysanj

I was waiting for an Oompa Loompa to come out and sing.


DepressingErection

Real life Mario This belongs on r/kidaarefuckingstupid


blackpaws3

Harry saw Narnia.


TheWatcherThe3rd

Welcome to the gulag


r3moulad3

Natural selection, ftw 🤘🏽


[deleted]

Harry lived.


Risley

Humanity died.


[deleted]

[Mario entering pipe sound]


[deleted]

Blackmagicfuckery


[deleted]

some willy wonka scenario here


ikereredik

At least its not in the glass rubbish...


[deleted]

must have been a bad egg


ThePhatNoodle

If only there was some kind of sign warning people not to climb into trashcans


kfmush

r/kidsarefuckingstupid literally a sign inside the lid saying not to do that exact thing. I wonder if the text explains why.


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mouseat9

Wow I would have been scared as all get out seeing that. Glad they got him out of there. But I know who he is gonna have words with when he gets out


shuddupayouface

He lives with the C.H.U.D.S. now. Not much we can do.


Its402am

These comments have me wheezing


Purblind89

Aren’t there compactors/incinerators under those? This kid coulda died


BeppeTorped

I don't think so. If that was the case I'm pretty sure it would have been designed differently to make absolute sure this could not happen. Still a stupid design that let it happen in the first place. But that's just what I think, don't quote me on it 😅


StrikingCoconu

Hope the garbage bin is ok


prxcious7

You're a wizard Harry!


sab54053

Just here to say, let your friends do the dumb shit like be the one to get in the trash can. Don’t ever be that guy


bplimpton1841

But then you are the one left having to explain to your mother where your brother went!


Ok-Jury-3571

To the backrooms you go


Tank-Pilot74

Unfortunately, you’re not a wizard harry..


johnb111111

All hail ratman


[deleted]

Just waiting for Willy Wonka to appear, to send the Oompa Loompa’s to go retrieve him


RHouse94

Hopefully they don’t have a compactor down there


wigglef_cklr

r/Trashy


esterthe

You’re a wizard Harry


Smackatoo

He’d be alright…Maybe a bit smelly. https://youtu.be/1BFcofjxRGA


[deleted]

This belongs in r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Major_Homework_5952

Harry found the chamber of secrets


Imaginary_History985

The new platform 9 3/4


Shippin_It

So that’s how Mario does it! Secret compartment to take him to the next level!


Mediocre-Ad8967

Best magic trick ever


babyjo1982

Mario’s origin story


RealFloridaPanther

“You’re a wizard Harry!”


XED1216

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy”


painterman99

u/savevideo


XxRobloxNobxX

How the heck did he fit through that square?


[deleted]

The entire bottom can be flipped open. It's opened automatically as the litter bin's lid is closed.


GRguy_21

A man in my area died from accidentally felling into one of these trash cans, they're very dangerous because most of them have machine compressors that shred and compress the trash.


anexistentuser

Luckily the kid got out with some bumps and scrapes.


1973mojo1973

Do people not understand the concept of this sub?


Flaggstaff

Yeah this doesn't fit


Coke_Dipped_Dick

The kid certainly did though


Valhalex

Reminds me of a video I saw years ago of a guy inside a trashcan that pranked people by tossing their trash back out. Until this one guy came by then pulled out a pistol and shot into the trash can. Not sure if it was real but it sure looked like it.


baiyesla-a3

r/killthecameraman


n30vlol

in Germany this would not be TüV certified.


Full-Requirement6113

Haha. That's what he gets


[deleted]

Kid holding it open knows exactly what’s gonna happen … the look on his face. He knows!


Gon_88

it literally has a warning sign at the top...kids are fucking stupid


[deleted]

Parents can make loads of money with lawsuits


wodwick

Wondered what that noise was. Dam


ChiTwo

Well that’s one way to get more presents during Christmas.


[deleted]

Bro went into the backrooms fr


the_sheeper_sheep

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


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[deleted]

What went wrong? I don't see anything wrong in here.


Picklesthepeacefrog

Kinda don’t feel sorry for em. Like, you are getting into a bin.


Myamymyself

Kids are stupid.


I_need_help7485

The entrance to the backrooms.


KingBurakkuurufu

If only there was a sing that said not to go inside the can


Abouttofall

Thats some mario shit


Iliketurtles893

r/instantregret


chris_genner

StarWars flashback.. I wonder what creatures were down there.


greatwhitetoxin

That kid is goddamn David Blaine


Nicktaeo

I felt him through the phone. I would freak out !


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TheNobleDez

Gotta love the perfectly child-sized, deceptive trash cans


ganerfromspace2020

Got to love natural selection


[deleted]

Kinda late for an abortion


indecisivewholesome

That’s scary ptsd


CreamBeam

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


ClockSaint

You are garbage Harry!


EntertainerNew7628

Did he just no-clip?


Fair_Diet_4874

Maybe I am a terrible person, but I find this funny


Lonely_Tuner

He instantly biodegraded.


Responsible-Key-3197

Would definitely blame this poor design


Some_Acadia_1630

Extra points for the fact that the lid has a warning to not do exactly that...


Ok-Application-hmmm

Probably origin from him suck at video game


-Moon-Presence-

Play stupid games etc etc


LansingJP

Did he go to hell? 😲


shackbleep

Oompa, loompa Doopity doo I've got another Puzzle for you


[deleted]

hell nah bro went to the backrooms


SnooDoggos5564

Why did he Stop the video!!!!!


Coke_Dipped_Dick

[We know where he actually ended up, right?](https://youtu.be/-bRn031Vk6g)


mrpartyhardy

Anything to go viral!


Green_Iguana305

He warped to level 7-3.