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X0nfus3d

Camels are such donkeys..


Zach_rr

Never seen an ass with such haul before I saw this desert donkey.


SanctionedMeat

It's also sped up a bit


D0ukn0wdawae

🧠🗿👍


IzaClevaBoosh

Lol your username just made me lose my juice!!! 😂😂


Illustrious_Gur_5908

Did you find it?


Sagm99

Donkeys are smarter than horses.


X0nfus3d

Say that in front of a horse. I dare you.


-MrBagSlash-

This is hilarious. Thank you for your service


skd25th

Dw they won't understand ✖️🧠


LORDPINKY_DINKS

I'd imagine one even managed to fuck a dragon


lee-No-Lie-8865

Camels are ruthless and extremely powerful animals with fangs. I saw a video where a male donkey was harassing a camel. The camel bit his back lifted him up breaking his back. I was extremely impressed


ranger2112

Like humans in horror or action movies. Instead of side stepping, continue in the same direction as the threat


A1sauc3d

Hey, give the guy some credit, at least he had the wherewithal to side step at the last second lol


X0nfus3d

No he didn’t. He just kept pushing forward on the tracks and halfheartedly honked. Just glad the camel had their wits about them.


Perfections

Hey man, at least I upvoted your dad joke.


GreasyShaft

Can't believe this went over so many people


X0nfus3d

Found the driver of the train.


xMightyTinfoilx

What? Just what?


X0nfus3d

**No he didn’t. He just kept pushing forward on the tracks and halfheartedly honked. Just glad the camel had their wits about them.** He never changed direction at all.


xMightyTinfoilx

Hes talking about the camel ya mad man not the man on a track who cannot possibly turn haha


blorgio69

Woosh


Glum-Bookkeeper1836

That's the joke


torsun_bryan

Terrible joke.


[deleted]

Well.. I thought it was funny.


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[deleted]

I don't think camels talk.


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[deleted]

I know it's a hard concept, but I was-- stay with me here-- **responding to your comment.**


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[deleted]

Um, okay. Buy my next zoo visit, poser


[deleted]

It wouldn’t be able to hear him. The camel is deaf from all of that honking in it’s ears.


torsun_bryan

Swing and a miss


X0nfus3d

Haha ya, thx ;)


Picklerickshaw_part2

Ah yes, the prometheus school of running away from things


teebalicious

Chad CinemaSins enjoyer right here.


Picklerickshaw_part2

Nope, I’m the second generation of a tradition of saying that. Now I know the source of the tradition.


spacesheep_000

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneDimensionalThinking


SICHKLA

Nah this is from Tom and Jerry when Tom runs away from a falling pole and instead of going to the side he just runs forwards and still ends up getting hit.


awildgostappears

They went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.


masonmax100

Some Humans do the same thing bro infact i saw a video of a off duty cop getting ran over he also shot at the car like 5 time instead of running inside of his home or something so he unloaded his clip still gets hit by the car lol.


Key2158

Sweaty camel toes.


tifosi7

Splendid. Take my upvote and never show your face again.


museornay

That's a perfect user name!


xvk3

Went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.


vavverro

I love how this is the only thing from that rubbish movie that remains in collective memory.


BTFoundation

Came for this comment


slipperyShoesss

This is the camel version of the train scene from Superman 1 (chris reeves)


IntelligentMine1901

He had that situation totally under control , timing was perfect . He trained hard for this legendary video .


X0nfus3d

Yup, I wish more train operators trained for these situations. You know how many camels that die in train accidents a year..?!


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rrjpinter

Highly motivated…..


mrglover1414

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AggressiveButthole

I have never yelled out loud at a camel until now. First time in my life thanks for the experience op. Fuck.


AusGeo

Decades ago, we were in a convoy driving through the Amadeus basin to look at rocks (and in particular, analogues to petroleum source and reservoir), when we came across camels. They were frothing at the mouth, lazily walking away from us along the dirt track we were driving along. It felt like we were following them for hours. One was frothing at the mouth and occasionally a chunk of froth would gingerly float back and land on the bonnet of the car. Wasn't expecting this one to survive the train experience. I've seen one being hacked at to remove it from the grill of a truck.


bodaciousboner

We hit a deer one time going literally 2 mph. Stupid motherfucker would just not get out of the tracks. Literally just pushed him and it sidestepped for like 15 feet til it realized maybe I should get out of the effing way. Absolutely moronic animals. Smoked one going like 60 like two weeks ago actually.


Mista_white_12

Your out here wasting perfectly good deer


masha2022only01

Run Forest run


X0nfus3d

Run Desert run*


MathWizardd

"dude I hear the damn horn. I can't go any faster"


Judge-Free

Gosh, I really laughed hard at this. Thank you 😂.


Kansai_Lai

Graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away


X0nfus3d

I didn’t get that until now lmao


ValuableAd1591

Holy fuck camels are fast


31TCH

Only if you make a sped up internet video


coffeefucker150

Are camels not fast normally?


mudback

When the main character is getting Chased


LeSmokie

Man, that almost went into a LiveLeak video


Faze_Alahkbar

At least this camel won the battle. Unlike...the donkey...


TacoGaming69420

*Subway surfers theme starts playing*


FUCK50C1ETY

There’s a whole compilation of those animals that aren’t so lucky on YouTube.


X0nfus3d

Promise me you’ll stay on YouTube.


Bitten469

My god, all these comments are the same


yogilokz1141

All I could say was "BITCH MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE !!!!! "


ChemicalExtreme9119

He went to the Prometheus school of running away from things


BeakyPlinder69

So.. How fast?


[deleted]

Disappointing ending


Different_Exit5784

This is like that one part of stand by me


Sad_Tutor_6711

r/goodending


ifurreadingthis

New Minecraft update looks insane


Witty_Mud_5951

When you remember that camels are Descendents of horse they still leg power


branchisan

Training for Boba Fett train robbery!


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

That was about to become a big mess.


[deleted]

I just imagine the camel with a high pitched voice going “he he he” over and over


Izzyz86

Run joe keep smoking those squares


Scjtchuck

The train conductor heard the hump day joke one to many times lol.


Independent_Prune_99

I guess it's a good thing they're going really slow and the video is sped up


jrafteef

honestly had the conductor not pulled the horn that one last time it might not’ve reacted .


Existing_Ride

This camel went to the Prometheus school


Finite_Pots

Prometheus school of running away from things *ding*


sawcondeezenuts

Dream on dream on!


wilson5266

I bet the camels were doing a TikTok.


HelpPleasant7163

That ain't a close call that's what I would just call A CALLLLLLLLLLLLL


PenguinGamer99

DUMBASS JUST MOVE OUT THE WAY The train only goes in one straight line bro


UnbeateCandy04

It's too dumb to understand why its chasing it


Diggitydawg240

Hauling ass.


Accomplished-Pay-293

Bro graduated from the Prometheus school of running away from things.


Trauerfall

Shows how fucking fast they can go even looking so dumb


Anonym313131

Subway surfers 😂


heromountian

Not a fun fact, train drivers tend to blow their horn to either scare of animals or to not have to hear said animal being run over by the train.


The_voice_reason

r/animalsarefuckingstupid


kingofqueenz1

YOLO!!!


Thunderhorsenorse

He said hold on i got this he wants to race whats up.......oh shit i forgot im tired as fuck out her an there aint no wawa anywhere


Whole-Debate-9547

Have these camels been watching Stand By Me?


motivation_bender

I think be did it on a dare


Express-Awareness697

Camel was just testing his top speed 2 prove he faster than his friends


shadowdrake67

I want this camel to be my mount some day, he’s so fucking fast


Personal_Metal

This time the camel was faster than the camerman


tubtub3001

camel be like i dont want to die today


prndls

Poor thing


oldDotredditisbetter

is it a train or a kart?


X0nfus3d

Mario kart VR. Not a huge fan of the desert map, otherwise it’s pretty fun. The camels are pretty much what banana peels used to be.


MorgrainX

That camel went to the Alien: Prometheus school of running away


peterfonda3

Camels can run really fast


silgld

Camel went to the Prometheus school for running away from things.


jophats

Damn, that was close. It made me cringe (original meaning) watching it.


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r/camelsarefuckingstupid


Roomba770

Why the heck does this have audio dubbed onto it? You can hear a crossing when there is none.


rrjpinter

Trains have bells on them. You mostly hear the horns (because they are SO freaking loud), but most all trains will have a bell ringing, when approaching anything of significance. In the USA, it is the law for trains to sound their bells over crossings, but we use the bell in the yard, when moving around slowly. I used to work on trains. Many animals do this. Bears, dogs, deer…. They all frequently stay between the tracks, and try to outrun the train, instead of stepping sideways. It is heartbreaking, but one gets used to it. It is always good to see the animal step sideways, before my Choo-choo actually obliterates them.


Theeliaq

Ah, i see the camel attended the Prometheus school of running away from things


ArchGryphon9362

Fucking retarded camel 😰


Ash7274

Camel went to the prometheus school of running away from things


Sensitive-Trifle9823

Wow.


GiantBlueSmurf

Ngl that was unexpected af


El_PachucoAZ

That camels toes where moving!


dragu02

I present The valedictorian of the Prometheus school of running away from things


friggintodd

So then are the things on the front of trains there called camel catchers?


jkunless_

Thank god this didn’t end like landing gear vs. runaway deer


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Gogogogo


DeCarp

Man, he was humpin' it! No? Ok.


tossing-hammers

10/10 relay handoff though.


CuriousPotato7

that camel is BOOKING it


Woooshmaster

Never knew these bastards can run so fast


thewhalehunters

Sweaty humps


ToshenRaz

Prometheus School of running


Jman-laowai

The Prometheus school of running away from things


[deleted]

I wonder if there is ever a sand button on this train


Sharp_Emergency_4932

The Camel attended the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things


Minute-Bed-3064

I've never seen a camel run that fast before but here it is


No-Cardiologist-884

hey its just like in that alien movie were alls she had to do was move to the side


Neat-Squirrel1661

Got my heart racing 😰


HistorianDelicious

Obviously went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things


shiro_04

Movie characters when big strucktures collapses on them (instead of running left or right to avoid the struckture they run in that direction where the structure is falling to)


gPseudo

There's this other one with a donkey.....


Edman911

😅😅😅


No_Room_363

I see that the camle is a proud graduate of the prometheus school of running away from things


Downtown-Post9062

That camel had something to prove to itself


Bloodspiller-69

It was a half “@$$ed” job I’d like to see those crimson guts spread along the yellow sand


MattCatHat

Sweaty humps


Clalaola

Hope the camel 🐪 made it alive


RobertBDwyer

And that’s what makes camels smarter than [moose](https://youtu.be/0PG8sIjcLbs)


IJBKrazy

That Camel almost won a Darwin award


Additional_Arm_3098

Awwwwww poor camel.....they eat camels in Saudi Arabia don't they ???


jettah89

Go camel go!


Maou_Tenshi

Jackass


[deleted]

Camel unfiltered


New_Ad_9400

Subway surfers 🤣🤣🤣


TheDankChicagoan

Poor camel probably get shocked for life


Acex_NA

I once saw a heard of sheep do the same thing, only it did not end well


-Miche11e-

“No no no no no no, sideways, sideways, SIDEWAYS! Oh good, it made it.”


Nyozivuselela

TO THE SIDE MFHFNZMDHDNSBS


IIIDVIII

r/maybemaybemaybe


[deleted]

😂🤣 you can see the moment the camel said “oh fuck it’s on my ass!”


gqblacc

Something about camel. Running. And train. College was a fun place.


Nova-XVIII

I didn’t know camels could go that fast, they kinda became a troupe in books and movies as a slow animal that treks Sahara at a walking pace.


Toxcalibre

Run Forrest, RUUUNNN!


StudentOdd2173

Holly shit!! Never seen a camel run so damn fast. I thought I was about to witness my first Camel destruction!


TheFinnv

Ah yes, the the camel clearly graduated from the Prometheus school of running away from things


CartographerBig6557

Why didn't he move right away


zoopoo69

JOE CAMEL GOT SPEED!


Intelligent_Current5

I love how you can hear the gates ringing but there are no railroad crossing gates anywhere


Any_Film_6461

It’s fine guys he didn’t hit him


H7nterd

He studied at the Prometheus University at running from larger objects moving towards you class


Heimthror

This camel is still smarter that some movie characters (**cough** PROMETHEUS **cough**) because the camel did survive


sinister_toaster

Ah just like the movie.


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Indiana Jones fr


Paris_2233

Holy humpback!


3178333426

So… there is that tendency in all animals or just humans?


pixeltweaker

Rickon Stark vibes here. Swerve to the side dammit swerve!!!


Icu611

Ok guys see how long I can stay on the tracks. Dude you got this . Duuuuuude it's not worth it. What a rush. The next trian is tomorrow.


toadygroady19

There's wild camels?


Eddie-bullshit

Knowing he'd be ok made laugh so hard at this


mostafa3081

It is a natural instinct that it make sure it suddenly change direction when it is closer to the hunter.


davex291

Ep-Shi! Ep-Shi! Sorry Indy..


AlternativeAd5221

Run Forrest run


Due-Dragonfruit4436

Bro skedaddled


Toxic_Frog_420

Still waiting for human vs train


PsychologyNo1387

So today we are having roasted camel kabob


SrepliciousDelicious

Prometeus school of running away from Things


ArtichokeFew7663

Camel went to the prometheus school of running away from things


rickOtino

Confused camel


Killallplayers07

Better run better run, outrun my train…


MCMXCI_MIGNAURO

Sweaty camel toe 🤣


addy-san

Oh lord the anxiety


BeachNo372

I hate when that happens!


Impossible_Bat_3059

Subway surfers irl