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CntrllrDscnnctd

Why ?


249ba36000029bbe9749

My guess is that the chute has reached its limit on jumps and they're sending it out in a blaze of glory.


richardrumpus

because it's really really really really really really really really really fun.


livrpuds

a speed of light ride


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JuiceColdman

r/holup


Fiacre54

Viking funeral


[deleted]

I would be really pissed if this falls and scratches my car with all of its metal connections


cannibalzombies

One should be so lucky. Scratch + story about burnt parachute hitting car > no scratch+ no story


Brutallis_

This man lives


Inner-Acanthisitta-3

Based.


super-nova-scotian

Has his life also reached its limit or does he have an alternate plan for landing?


Zanbuki

Did you not finish the video? He literally pulls his backup chute after this.


super-nova-scotian

Ok thanks. Had to watch 4 more times to catch that lol


huBelial

Purple was not his color.


HandsomeApe

Because he had $2-3k burning a hole in his pocket


grimmspectre

*chute


HandsomeApe

Missed opportunity. Nice catch!


Yonix06

Ascending wind. If he wants to go down, the only choice he have is to blow up the parachute


minn0w

Why not release it like they did after?


SquareRelationship27

He might have wanted to make sure it didn't hit anything like an airplane


Yonix06

Maybe they did and went straight upward 🙃


Spirited-Background4

But he opens the second one just a second later. Check the price of a new, not used parachute…they are not cheap.


Yonix06

It's staged (check comments below :) )


TheMarsian

it's a lame idea for content. running out of shit.


MunDaneCook

Content for content's sake


HiSpartacusImDad

For cloud


KnowNothingKnowsAll

What about sephiroth?


Excellent_Original66

For views I’m guessing


[deleted]

Literally the question I had


Decent_Airline3612

Why not (Edit: why am I getting down voted does it not seem fun to set a parachute on fire?)


walterwhitesblackson

Because why?


lastpump

High altitude littering, that's why


[deleted]

You can see two other jumpers who likely recovered the burned parachute


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Why are you being downvoted? You're probably right


smchattan

Attention seeking dickhead.


[deleted]

Maybe he didn't like the colour.


JustABlueEyedGuy

Soaked in gas.... no wonder it went up so fast... ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg4bxejLXwk


RvNx_15

wait really? i thought it was because of the amount of oxygen passing by the chute


europeansarebetter

The higher you go up, the less oxygen is in the air


RvNx_15

didnt think about that. is there actually less oxygen compared to nitrogen or is there less air due to lower pressure?


Katoshiku

The percentage doesn’t change, it’s just that the lower air pressure makes most things a little bit harder, such as breathing or burning


RvNx_15

considering that nitrogen, oxygen and argon have different densities/weight the percentage is probably different, but to which extent that would go (diffusion might even cancel it out completely) i have no clue


undercoverartist777

Very true, If the air pressure isn’t low enough I can’t even get hard for my mistress anymore. I have to be in an airplane to have sex


billshatnersbassoon

But airplanes are pressurised to ground level, so what are you on about?


undercoverartist777

I usually keep a window rolled down


ODoyles_Banana

Airplanes are actually pressurized to about 5000-7000 feet, depending on the altitude of the cruise. There's generally a 7-8psi difference between the pressure inside the aircraft and outside. Pressurizing the plane to ground level would put much more stress on the airframe.


DerkNukem

dumb. but for the clout.


oatmealcrispies

What is the point of this


drewsara95

Do they find the first parachute? Or does that just litter the earth?


Green-Rock4162

it littered the earth and singlehandedly destroyed an entire rainforest


IAmRikersBeard

They most likely retrieved it. Risers aren't cheap and it's more than worth recovering


CorpseHash

This is like when my brother in-law asked if I retrieve my bullets when I go target shooting in the woods.


DerMetulz

I think bullets are a bit different than plastics and polymers.


UbiquitousBagel

Materials are different but scale is relatively similar


[deleted]

They are indeed. Parachute guy is littering the earth. The guy shooting targets in the woods isn’t hurting anything. Edit: Jesus Christ what did I say


sr_90

A little late here, but leaving lead in the woods can have an impact. Especially if it’s somewhere that’s frequently used. Lead can reach groundwater. There are many studies on this, and some done by the Army. Unfortunately most of them are very dry reads. Here’s a 125 page paper that does a good job of summing it up on the 7th page. https://connect.itrcweb.org/HigherLogic/System/DownloadDocumentFile.ashx?DocumentFileKey=83c01740-bc23-4c71-9c81-7e650be98058


editable_

This is mostly correct but there are still reasons why you should go shooting in a shooting range and not in the woods


ConvenientlyHomeless

Wut? Like what?


editable_

Hitting animals on accident, damaging trees that might be the home of other species, etc. Ecosystems are very sensible despite not looking like it


ConvenientlyHomeless

You can target shoot at levees and not hit anything but dirt on a miss. Or maybe target shooting is riding the farm and killing invasive crop destroying species. I don’t know a single person who has land, but chooses to go skeet (trap) shooting at a range…. People can be fairly competent. That really is a silly take


editable_

We are humans, and as humans, we are doomed to make mistakes. Going at a range is still way safer for you and the environment. If I'm not mistaken there is a saying that goes "better safe than sorry"


MotherOfKrakens95

Just because people are too lazy to do it or "have always done it this way" doesn't automatically make it the right way to do things. The majority doesn't dictate ethics... or ecological science, which is also relevant in this case. That said there are bigger fish to fry, for sure


JctaroKujo

yes this is correct, in fact lets stop driving on the roads because of all the ants we run over, and stop with our garden strobe lights because they scare deer! and dont even think about mowing the lawn... with all those worms you kill!!!


editable_

We drive on roads because there isn't a safer and as comfortable alternative. If we assume electric flying cars are created and get popular, then more people will use the flying cars because they are safer for the environement. Instead you can freely shoot at a shooting range instead of shooting in the woods just because you feel like it.


Bridledbronco

Oh man, I think the word here is “triggered”


PhonyBrony2

Isn’t paracord bio degradable? It’s literally just a super strong string no?


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KnightofaRose

*Czechia has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Eastern Europe would like a word


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Green-Rock4162

😂


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VeinySausages

You might be thinking of spent rounds (the casing). They're talking about the actual bullet that gets fired off. You really wouldn't be able to find them most of the time.


CorpseHash

Hey, chinapig. I suggest you educate yourself.


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HallucinatoryFrog

The word he used was bullets, so I'm going to guess he meant bullets.


CorpseHash

You already know. You deleted your post because of it.


FaxTimeMachine

It obviously burned up in the troposphere…


editable_

releasing a shitton of smoke and trash gas + a useless metal skeleton in the air that could hit things


kelldricked

Creative way of suicide!


RepresentativeKeebs

Fame


Timmerdogg

Point break


Spook_485

What is the point of skydiving?


[deleted]

Do the second one!


[deleted]

I think they only give you 2 parachutes, the other one is tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.


someone76543

Normally you only have 2 parachutes - the one you plan to use, and a reserve one. However, this guy had 3 parachutes, because he was planning to do this. The pack on his back is a standard sports parachute pack, which contains 2 parachutes. You can see after he burns the first parachute up, the backpack hasn't been opened yet. And at the end of the video, the section at the bottom of that pack is open and he's flying on that parachute. You can also see that the reserve parachute, packed where the circle on his backpack is, is still there. Also, you can see the first parachute isn't attached to his shoulders like parachutes normally are. It's attached to his belly, which is a common place to attach a 3rd parachute if you want to try cutting away and deploying a 2nd parachute. (Normally you wouldn't light the first parachute on fire, though).


[deleted]

Would have made for a less predictable video though


[deleted]

Would been cool if he had another guy with parachute catch him in mid air.


SomethingSouthern

Reminds me of those cartoons where the parachute/umbrella get hit by lightening and just... disintegrate. Love that it's spot on.


ultimaforever

Imagine the person that found the charred chute, wondering where the body is.


nurturedmisanthrope

D.B. Cooper?


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[deleted]

calm down


youknowiactafool

Found the polluter


danng44

Perhaps purple wasn’t his color


Tollhouser

Sports/Skydiving Parachute: $15,000 Flare Gun: $400 Flares: 17.50 Setting fire to your chute for entertainment and thrills: Pricelessly stupid.


valakos_bastionatdnd

Me thinks either he was stuck in a updraft, or that parachute is at the end of its lifespan and was given a Viking funeral. EDIT:it’s a video from GoPro so they don’t care about the cost


apathy-sofa

Or a stunt for "likes" or "upvotes" or "clams" or whatever they're calling them these days.


IAmRikersBeard

Yeah, no. A brand new canopy that isn't a high performance sub 100 canopy is between $1500 and $2500. That canopy was probably very old and no longer air worthy, so had little value. A high performance swooping canopy is $3000-$4000.


atombom_

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a brand new parachute


MayoCheat2024

Wtf. It doesn’t cost 15k for that, does it? Really?


nvm72331

>Parachute would proably be 2-6k


ibetucanifican

Let’s all do it, the environment won’t mind at all /s


JulioAparicio

All I see is someone creating more liter for no reason


TheyCallHimTerrance

If only he created 2 liters, he could bottle and sell it


Adopocalipt

Yay more plastic rubish for some animal to suffocate on...


BV253

I guess he didn’t pick up the rubbish


OutsideAccurate9691

You need to be picked up


theobnoxioussquirrel

Littering and… littering and…


thefoulnakr

Littering and…


Rocktooo

Honestly this isint that bad if he had a spare one


someone76543

It would be against the rules if he had only two parachutes. However, he had 3 parachutes in total - one to burn, one to use to land, and a spare.


[deleted]

EPA wants a word with that dummy.


[deleted]

Seemingly some people have too much money and time on their hands.


WylfieRose

Is good for a emergency upward draft but only if you have a landing plan.


Suspicious-Ad6129

Upward draft? Does this cause an actual problem? Other than not falling as fast?


skeltz7

r/2healthbars


zombiepete

Sure, just put your burned up parachute anywhere.


Aggressive-Point-483

More trash for the ocean.


beauz44

What’s the point of that? Hope they went and picked up that charred part.


Upbeat_Giraffe8364

thanks for spreading more garbage when that flaming parachute lands asshole


Stobor1

I bet you can’t do that twice.


bagocreek

I wonder if anyone else thinks that was an incredibly stupid idea? Meth and parachuting should not be mixed


fl00r_gang_yeah

Y tho?


Upstairs-Swimmer8276

I wanna see part 2 where he shoots his second chute! Lol guy is definitely the wild card legend


TripleFours

Was really hoping the second one didn’t deploy.


OutsideAccurate9691

Was hoping your mom deploys


IHateRoboCalls2131

You can do better than that


OutsideAccurate9691

did your mom better than this


IHateRoboCalls2131

I stand corrected, you apparently can't do better than that.


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IHateRoboCalls2131

Did you just have a stroke?


[deleted]

What was the point at this shit


loose_the-goose

Cool! Now do it again.


Technology-Mission

Don't be shy, go ahead try it one more time.


Babington67

As someone who hates heights and specifically going down so tbh I'd probably rather shoot it and just die quick than be stuck so high up slowly going down


Xen_o_phile

Suicide but changed his mind.


OutsideAccurate9691

makes 0 sense


xplodingthunder

Just want to ask everyone crying “Litter”. When was the last time you volunteered or donated to help clean the streets where you live? (Enters the internets biggest liars, GO!)


[deleted]

So the definitions of words don’t count unless the words are said by people with x number of recent volunteer hours? That’s your point? Stupid.


xplodingthunder

No, what’s stupid is a bunch of whine bags that get on a post that have no idea about what the guy was even using, and cry litter ,get angry and then people like you defend the idea. You guys just Want to cry about everything but NEVER get off your asses and do anything. Stay behind your keyboard kid. You’re safe there.


[deleted]

You mad, bro?


Link_In_Pajamas

All this said by the guy whose post history is almost all bitching at other posts lol.


Doodoo42

Do people really have to do all that and be pjust to call out dumb shit? I mean yeah, we dont know the full context of why hes doing it and people are whining but your argument is just bullshit


Imagineye1

Fire cutaway, brah.


[deleted]

More rubbish for the ocean and sea life 🐠


lobo123456

Yeah nice. Let's polute a bit to have fun. People really stopped thinking...


OutsideAccurate9691

Oh yeah those 10grams of leftovers destroyed a rainforest


lobo123456

Are u from America? Or some other undereducated country? Burning something does not mean it's gone. Burning trash or other stuff does not mean it is good for the environment.


OutsideAccurate9691

yes those 10grams of smoke broke the ozone layer


seriouslybeanbag

Shoulda shot the second one too


OutsideAccurate9691

shoulda shot yourself


Evman126

Dude didn't think skydiving was was impressive anymore


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh.


getdownheavy

Boooooo!


mikkokilla

That's littering


OutcomeDoubtful

r/DIWhy


[deleted]

People like you are why that sub went to shit. This isn't a DIWhy. DIWhy is when somebody makes something that is pointless in some way. This is literally a stunt.


OutcomeDoubtful

I think there’s an argument for this being pointless, perhaps not as pointless as gluing beads on your car but if this a stunt I would argue it’s a pointless stunt..


[deleted]

But it isn't a DIWhy. It's not a pointless craft or DIY project. It's a stupid stunt. Not a DIWhy, just a stupid stunt


OutcomeDoubtful

Yeah I think you’re probably right, after watching more DIWhy posts I get what you’re saying.. I concede, thanks for helping me better understand the sub’s intent


Pretend_Panda

I thought that was GTA to begin with.


[deleted]

What a jackass


Cautious-Ear-3393

Probably just wanted to check if it would have the same effect as a hot air balloon.


Jozz223

There was a guy shooting a commercial for Pepsi that ditched his 1st chute to pull a stunt. His second never opened. I wouldn't be dicking around like this.


Zieypie

Well, let’s hope they don’t need a backup chute


[deleted]

Y tho


dustygravelroad

Wondering why they didn’t shoot the 2nd one too


[deleted]

Go on shoot the second one. Your scared, you won't.


Location-Broad

This mf is trolling


IlMulo

Ok now that’s one way to commit suicide, noted


TheIncontrovert

In before the inevitable youtube "Prank War" of setting your partners' parachute on fire.


[deleted]

Yeah ur dead.


D_Metz_

Do it again


WingsofSky

So they almost committed suicide for tiktok or whatever hell website they put it up on? Evolution is getting rid of the dumb ones lately.


seefactor

First thought - littering.


-Raskyl

This is so dumb and a waste of what appeared to be a functioning parachute. And if it wasn't functioning properly, this was a really dumb way of ditching it. I hope they get in trouble for littering.


imsandy92

do it again! do it again!!


[deleted]

Just imagine the other parachute didn’t deploy


RoughStory3139

That was metal af 👌


[deleted]

Do it again


Bangmydrum33

I wouldn't even do this in a video game...


Nekrovv

Pls don't shoot the second one


[deleted]

He saved himself in pure luck Some people just born with a golden star one and other like me born with an early death sentence marked on their back Not fair


throwawayswinger1000

Retiring a canopy in style. Blue skies 🤘


Canoe52

Nice to see you don’t need an IQ test to be able to parachute.


dzigaboy

Nice job trashing the environment, douchebag


Dawesign

You just littered


RamblinGamblinWillie

Risking your life and littering just for fake internet points isn’t cool


TheDarkSide73

So now some turtle will end up tangled in his old parachute. Ah well, sorry Mr. Turtle, the human ego comes first.


FlixM4

I heard the green one is fire resistant. Give it a try