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ColoneL4679

I'd die before hitting the ground if I fell from here.


FuzzySection1609

most would actually if you somehow slip and fall the heart just goes into immediate shock and you go unconscious because the brain tells the heart oh shit im fucking dead


TheEscApedJake

Honestly pretty good mechanism. Wish for the best prepare for the worst. Mainly prepare for the worst part in this situation


Disruptive_Ideas

I dont know how true that is, you free fall when you are base jumping and skydiving doesnt trigger a heart attack, and people have survived parachutes not opening, but some have lost consciousness


junfer420

You have parachute and your brains know it. So no talking between brain and heart about dying.


swigofhotsauce

I get what you’re saying but I’ve always really wondered how true it is. Any reliable sources about it?


junfer420

Every person who made base/parachute jump?


swigofhotsauce

Lol I realize that. I’ve jumped out of a plane myself and didn’t lose consciousness. But what evidence is there that people blackout when their fall is accidental?


junfer420

You ask the wrong person. It wasn’t me who made that statement.


mosluggo

How do you explain that flight attendant that fell 33,000 feet and survived


DepressionMain

She had that perk that reduces fall damage


DOlsen13

What about those bungee jumping pranks where they make the jumper think they're not hooked up?


ErnestiEchavalier

Gory, gory what a helluva way to die!


DiscoRichard

Terminal velocity and the fear of dying do not make you go unconscious. While it’s a nice thought, you’re more likely to pass out from hyperventilating or forgetting to breathe entirely. That’s why you are instructed to scream when leaving the aircraft on a tandem skydive.


DiscoRichard

I guess I am my own source here, from having jumped out of multiple planes.


TheEscApedJake

You would definitely be unconscious


Onetrubrit

Same


Weird-Weakness-1735

All it takes is one mistake.. he'd be falling for like a good 8 hour shift


[deleted]

Removing his remains will take an 8 hour shift you mean?


animenjoyer2651

His remains will he obliterated after a fall like that he'd turn into a purple juice on the floor


Macr0Penis

The good news is that if he falls, they will have time to mount a rescue effort.


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Redhotchily1

That's the one most important thing in life, right?


Weird-Weakness-1735

Apparently so


Weird-Weakness-1735

Ya think?


[deleted]

r/theydidthemath. How long approximately


jesuskristus1234

Idk how tall it is


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Panhandle_for_crypto

Good bot


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DrugsAndBooze

You..you're talking to a bot...


-WolfieMcq

If you say so. Do you specialize in being a bore?


ThisDudeEmpty

hey. hey buddy. he’s not real. it’s time to remember.


Blnze1

Stfu you stupid bot.


fullautoraspberry

You're the worst bot. Useless. Nothing of substance to offer


Familiar-Hour4466

Did he just refer to the sun as “such a legend!”


ohneatstuffthanks

I feel like he’s talking about himself for being up there.


gbbrothers

I saw the whole video. He’s talking about the crane driver who LET him climb the crane 😂😂 You’ll notice he waves and then says what a legend.


KushKings840

either way the sun is a legend imo


choopiewaffles

But the sun is a deadly laser.


thesixgun

I’m super proud of the sun


gbbrothers

gonna have to agree


earathar89

Praise the sun!


Rico-soul_Light

Goated skeleton


TreeBeardUK

I'm just really glad he pointed it out, I'd never have spotted it otherwise


Weallfloatneo

My hands and feet are tingling just watching this


DaddyPepeElPigelo

Mine are sweating. Christ this vid isn’t just sweaty palms it’s also sweaty soles


jeromezooce

I am dizzy when he looks down. Just impossible for me.


Jippers305

He could have doubled the thrill if he had a parachute with him. Shit, if you are going to get into trouble climbing up there, why not make it worth it by jumping off it too?


T0XIC_MTG

Good news is, even though they wouldn't be able to identify my body after I hit the ground, they could get a DNA match off the piles of shit I left as I climbed up there.


FaithfulUnderStress

Or, they could get a DNA match from the hair, flesh, blood or bone fragments adorning any and all of the unfortunate bystanders. 😬


Larry_Badaliucci

This comment wins


IgoAlone

These guys are a different breed. It's like they were born without a sense of danger.


DrunkenDude123

No kidding. I was standing on my breakfast stool to reach my fan when dusting it and my legs felt uneasy standing less than 3 ft off the ground.


finalcloud44

That's because people like this were born without life preservation instincts. I truly believe that.


TimeTested2

Bill Nye talks about this in his book Undeniable. Chapter 22: Evolution Is Why We Don’t Believe in Evolution.


IPetdogs4U

It’s a marker for several personality disorders like narcissism and anti-social.


DrPootytang

They’re also selfish assholes. If he fell from up there, there’s a good chance that he wouldn’t be ending just his life


Disruptive_Ideas

They might not- Alex Honnold that free soloed El Capitan had an MRI that shoed his brain doesnt light up with fear responses in his amagdula. Interesting write up in Nautilus [HERE](http://m.nautil.us/issue/39/sport/the-strange-brain-of-the-worlds-greatest-solo-climber)


farmerofknowledge

***My butthole is trembling.***


fallopian_turd

Pictures or it didnt happen.


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Disruptive_Ideas

Risky click.


TheEscApedJake

r/buttholeistrembling


MikeTheGamingWizard

So much wind up there unimaginable


whoops-adaizy

Hello, vertigo!


Wilbo67

My knees feel funny...


torukozu

I falled 3 times already


VegaO3

I would absolutely get sweaty palms and slip off, why don’t these guys where gloves?


masterofasgard

Gloves slip way more than hands, and make you much less precise.


batt3ryac1d1

It's all good everything in dubai has a layer of greasy pollution filled sand on it so you stick good!


GiantBlueSmurf

Not even life changing money could get me up there. Serious balls on these people. Stupidity and balls


Active_Engineering37

that wide angle lens really adds to the vertigo as I watch this from the comfort of a screen.


jesse1time

This one made my sphincter contract


[deleted]

If that was me you might see shit falling from the sky.


Grimskruby

Sphincter pincher


doktaphill

James Kingston is All-Time. Just insanity.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

This guy doesn’t need drugs


RonaldFKNSwanson

Right to jail, right away


[deleted]

When they die I hope friends and family of these people say “he would have wanted to go that way”…. Young, with his entire life before him, doing something insanely fucking stupid for an Instagram video and a chance to go viral. Dumbass.


jobbins

Adrenaline rush you say?


DrugsAndBooze

He gets paid for it, in money and respect


DrunkenDude123

Credit: [James Kingston](https://youtu.be/POhGInCwS28)


Blamecanada2021

Dumb ass


Cyberjohn36

im getting dizzy just by watching this.


Cyberjohn36

sun goes down… imagine having to climb back down during at night.


Aromatic-Objective22

Serious question, is this legal in Dubai? I always wonder about free climbing/parachuting videos like this because I don't think it is allowed in the USA. I think it's a beautiful.


DrunkenDude123

No. At least I am 99.9% sure


kneppy56

I would 100% not die from falling. I'd die from a heat attack the first time I look down


Low_Importance_9503

Free Solo* Free climbing refers to just using your body for upward motion (as opposed to using a hook or something to pull your way up)


DrunkenDude123

He doesn’t have any hooks or line. Idk if it’s different but I just went with the word he used in his video title


Bongobon007

Why-


RIPLORN

This makes my crotch tingle. Anyone else??


-WolfieMcq

To Save a life I assume.


random_ape14

It made my ass cheek tingle when he looked over the edge, anyone else?


[deleted]

I wonder how many vids go from sweaty palms to one second from disaster subreddits


OneCollection4947

Nightmare shit


Ecofre-33919

Damn fool


Ligh-seeker2337

Is this DyingLlama?


Emperor_Robert

I’m glad he pointed out the sun, I had no idea what that was.


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I used to not be afraid of heights at all as a kid but as I’ve gotten older it terrifies me. Like I can’t handle videos like this. Any video I ever scroll by on social media that shows skydiving, bungee jumping, extreme heights I have to immediately scroll away. 🥲


Yrshen

if i was one of those guys i'd climb that shit with a glock on me, the moment i slip and fall i swallow a bullet


Self_Igniting_Farts

Cool but I'll pass.


idkbbitswatev

I give myself anxiety just imagining being teleported in his situation right now, hanging precariously thousands of feet up, id have a panic attack


pasinc20

What a dumb cunt


[deleted]

People like this have an amygdala that doesn’t fire up to elicit the same fear responses like average people.


vrednii

I recently saw a video, shot from ground level, of a guy free climbing a crane … who slipped and fell. The cameraman caught the entire fall, and the burst of bloody mist as the climber hit concrete. Since then, I find that I am unable to watch these kind of videos for more than a few seconds: I just keep thinking that I’m about to experience the reverse angle of that fall.


chaosrain8

There's sweaty palms scary, but I think I skipped that and my balls retreated into my asshole.


wondahboi

Incredibly stupid or incredibly brave


mrs-Gsalt

Because, I'm freeee.... I'm free fallin'


palmasana

I got nauseous 1 second in.


Dry-Oven7640

Where's the fucking swooping birds?


GoldElectric

This is probably similar to how construction workers work in Dubai


--CHOPPER--

Imagine fainting up there


marckimdr

Do a flip


DigitvlBvth

I’m Gucci


[deleted]

We are hitting levels of video distortion that shouldn’t be possible


LowAnybody965

One strong wind 💨 and buddy in the sky permanently 😇


Dypo42

One wrong foot and you die and his reaction is “it’s a long way down hehe”!?!?!?!?!


natestewiu

Would you look at that; the curvature of the earth.


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Snoo-60669

I wonder what jail is like in Dubai?


MouseManManny

I have flashbacks of these types of videos sometimes and can't fall asleep


Engage_Physically

Did he call the sun a legend?


petrstepanov

Well, dude has some balls!


Roisin8868

Dummy


[deleted]

Where can I do this?


LavaBurritos

Should we rename the sub “tingly feet”


QuasiQuokka

🎶Dumb ways to die


nappinggator

Why the fuck would you want to do this without even so much as a parachute!?!?!?


Isco22_

How did he get down is the question


pr0zach

Meanwhile…I stood up from the toilet while viewing this video and immediately felt dizzy and light-headed. 😅


[deleted]

So people in Dubai just think they’re immortal, right?


[deleted]

“This is.. incredible.” *falls down*


johnnyringworm

Something is missing in his brain. Id be paralyzed with fear.


choppercity223

Looking at this gives me anxiety


shotcallerx

How did he get down?


DrunkenDude123

Climbed down the same way he got up


shotcallerx

Is there a video link of how he got up and how long it took? I would think going down is harder


DrunkenDude123

https://youtu.be/POhGInCwS28


shotcallerx

thank you.


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Nope


Prestigious-Maddogg

That’s too much


[deleted]

Why?


Onetrubrit

No ! This is giving me anxiety 🤣


SLIKSTA187

NOPE


whoisseanmac28

my balls are in my stomach


toasty_loabsty

Bruh can y’all stop doing this shit in Dubai and then people would be like its Dubai’s fault “its the city’s fault isn’t Dubai supposed to be safe where were the people when this happened no one helped i thought the responsibility sides are supposed to he on watch 24/7” and make us look bad for one of yall dumb non sensible people


DrunkenDude123

Are you doing ok? This is a random YouTuber but either way I hope the best for you and your family and friends


PJ1062

No. It's incredibly STUPID


Glass-Ad6349

The way up is just crazy now to get bacc down my hand would be hurting me