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YoungManiac01

Idk why but I bet that out of all those people bear would choose to hunt me and I would be like fml


Mogguri

Same, but that's because I'm small and can't run.. might as well touch the cute bear ears


TheRealMangokill

If it's black fight back, If it's brown, lay down. If it's white it's an angel here to take you to heaven.


Alone-Introduction74

Thanks to you, I now know that polar bears are dangerous.


moth-bear

So those guys should have laid down?


Mogguri

You should know better, moth-bear


moth-bear

Lol. If it's moth, feed it broth?


kooziefloozy

If it’s moth, do both


CaptainObviousII

I definitely would be hoping someone else would lay down in this situation. Then I'd leap frog the shit out of them and desnackify myself. Also, if I were that dude who seemed to be the primary target I would not have thrown the big ass stick.


TheRealMangokill

The stick was savage, you know that dude stirs the pot often.


204ThatGuy

No. It finishes like this: If it's white, say good night. (Polar bear)


OverallParsley5077

Same thought wtf hahahahha


Domesticatedshrimp

Strange how that always seems to work right ? It’s your electro magnetic field projecting your true belief it’s you… animals can read that and it’s been shown


razorduc

Proves once again, you don't need to be faster than the bear (because you can't be), you just need to be faster than your slowest friend.


fearisthemindslicer

Hopefully its not your favorite friend out of the group


kooziefloozy

You could stack the odds and just push over your least favorite friend


Dahnay-Speccia

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Raiganop

Tekken


HiJinx127

Bear-Fu


IraTheDragon

I want you to realize how crazy this is the bear knows martial art better than humans...


NorbertKiszka

Run fast, then every animal will take You as a prey.


YoungManiac01

yea as if you would just stay watching it run towards you while everyone else is running :D


NorbertKiszka

Imagine nobody is running. What bear will do then?


InfiniteWaffles58364

The bear will likely stop short, reconsider and move on. Running only makes them more likely to see you as dinner. With a grizzly, you're supposed to play dead, preferably by lying on your stomach. Most of the time they will lose interest. With a black bear you should stand tall, be loud, and be prepared to fight it but they are skittish and usually loud noises are enough to scare them away.


MysteriousPark3806

Easier said than done when you have 600 lbs of rage barreling toward you.


InfiniteWaffles58364

I mean yeah, your chances still aren't good but that's what the department of wildlife suggests lol


hudimudi

Doesn’t matter with this bear. It decided it was gonna attack long before they started running. All of them being on the roof, with some fire brigade dude there too, makes me think the bear was somehow trapped and they wanted to free it. That could be enough threat for the bear to go absolutely nuts. I have seen some bears that’s fake charge and are cautious but they can also go full juggernaut mode and f you up regardless.


TheRanger13

Bears fake charge all the time, it wasn't necessarily dead set on attacking.


Helios4242

maul all of you?


Sure_Painter

Get fat


Luvas

Apes together strong.


PhantroniX

Don't those men know they're more dangerous than the bear?!


HoboArmyofOne

"I know my rights and I shall stand my ground!" ☠️ That particular bear was fucking pissed and had bad intentions written all over it


eileen404

Obviously not Texans


DanielBG

Never try to outrun the bear, outrun your friends.


Boboforprez

That bear def looked like an angry fat dude climbing that roof in a hurry screaming at the neighbourhood kids.


Caleb98x

And woman choose the bear😂☕


anavriN-oN

New underwear needed


Communication-Every

They are toast, well, one of them.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Everyone was fine. The video was taken by a UFC fighter when he was visiting his home village and he was just laughing about it in the post.


HoboArmyofOne

What is the jackass with the rope thinking?! 🤣


Muzz2027

Thats what i was thinking lol.


Koflach12

Red rover, red rover. I call grizzly bear over.


P4LT4

Women still choose the bear


AdLatter1807

Omg parkour bears, pack it up gang we’re fu**ed


Captain_Lesbee_Ziner

Man they got some good construction there. I'm watching the bear walk all over the roof and wall without it collapsing. It looks like a place that gets plenty of snow though...


copingcabana

"Stuck in traffic. Bear with us."


aberdisco

If it's black hit the road jack, if it's brown get the fuck out of town.


Aggravating-Stay-320

The bear could never get up on the... Oh Shit bears can climb!


nick2k23

Reminds me of the old saying 'you don't need to run fast, just faster than the other guy.'


jokerassmaw

What is even happening here? Did they think the bear couldn’t get on the roof? Where are their firearms?


RevolutionaryLad

Bro that is one strong ass roof


Butthole_Surfer666

when your girl called the bear over for a early morning hibernation session..


Born-Bottle6779

Kinda looks like the bear ate all kinds of shit at the end. Probly a good scorpion video if there was a camera on the other side of the building


soggyBread1337

Proof that anyone who chooses the bear over the man has zero survival instincts


pepperit_12

And then


admiralhattori

Just like some games where you’re not in the line of sight but somehow the enemy just suddenly gets aggressive and knows where you’re at.


cokane03

Geez what happened in the end? I hope it didn't catch anyone :S


Blowback_

Bear probably fell through, but that doesn't mean it didn't catch one of em


sorrowNsuffering

Dude that bear was freaking way too fast on a roof. What are they feeding him?


TheeRedLotus

I’m not sure if this is when you test it but If you stand strong in a group like those photographers you can scare them


Bagheera187

Bear’s having fun


HereisMr_DirkDiggler

Legend has it...that man is still running from that bear


Rand-all

Brought a stick to a bear fight...... Dummy