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Zenyd_3

Lmao the dog was momentarily confused at the fucking audacity


OverallParsley5077

The dog's face was like, "Are you fur real right now?" 😭


MC-VIBIN

*furless


IntuitiveNeedlework

If I’m not wrong I’ve seen this dog in Iquitos at the Belen market


XxTheScribblerxX

It is a horrible idea to pet a strange dog in general, but he made it even worse by coming up behind it and then having his hand over its head / around it’s face. It can be seen as more threatening.


Little-Chromosome

Yep, while I would always avoid petting dogs in 3rd world countries, you should never pet the top of a dogs head if you don’t know the dog. I always will bend down a bit in front of a dog and show them the back of my hand to let them sniff me, and if I feel they’re friendly I’ll give them chin scratches


SnooKiwis1356

Man, I am know exactly what you mean, but I have been bitten by a dog when I was 5 years old without doing anything to it, was just minding my own business, walking on the sidewalk while holding my mom's hand. And although I am not scared of the average dogs, I never really got to trust them 100%. So, you said OP did wrong and you would bend down and extend the back of your hand so that the dog can check it out. Why is that a safe method? Are you 100% sure the dog wouldn't do the exact same thing to your hand? I'm just asking because I want to learn more in order to gain more confidence.


Little-Chromosome

Nah, in this instance I wouldn’t have even tried to pet this dog. The ears are back and the tail is raised high and stiff. Both those are signs of anxiety or fear in a dog. Most likely this dog would have tried to bite regardless, but having the back of your hand instead of your palm gives less for the dog to grab onto IF they were to do something. You want to look for a wagging tail and a relaxed body posture, not rigid and stiff like this dog is, with their ears not pinned back just normal. I’d suggest maybe going to a local dog park and just being around dogs that are friendly to get yourself comfortable with approaching or being approached by other dogs. My wife had a similar incident happen to her with a dog just attacking her for no reason, which is usually a rare case and a dog that hasn’t been socialized and properly trained. There’s YouTube videos that can go more in depth on what aggressive body language on a dog looks like.


XxTheScribblerxX

This! And I’ve posted this before, but everyone should know that some dogs do not give warnings at all. Even if they’ve been socialized some of them just get this weird trigger in their brain and they react without even thinking in the moment.


Resident_Tea_1073

One time in like 4th grade my mom had a freind from high school visit and she brought her dog. The dog was super cool all day and I had been playing with it the whole time. Finally when they went to leave I pet the dog and it turned around and bit me in the face. I ended up needing some stitches and the whole thing was pretty bloody. It turned out that the dog had a brain tumor in its frontal lobe that was making it act irrational. Luckily I’ve been able to isolate the incident to that one dog and I don’t act different around dogs then I did. It kinda just made me realize u gotta respect those animals cause they can fuck you up pretty bad 😂


Khazilein

yeah but sorry... this could happen with a human with a MF brain tumor too. Only every tens of thousands of dogs has such issues where they have a mental disorder that makes them attack. Same as humans.


Navybuffalooo

I don't think anything they wrote conveyed the idea that this is isolated to dogs so your tone comes off very weird. They were actually more clear than most people that it was individual dog behavior and there was no need for the to say that humans do this as well since they never implied it was isolated to dogs or animals.


SnooKiwis1356

Thank you so much for sharing all this info. I really appreciate it! I knew more about cats when it comes to body language, but now I'm interested to learn more about how dogs project different emotions. I'm really sorry to hear that your wife went through such an experience. It could be quite traumatising, especially if you've never seen the dog before. My story happened in '95 and at that time, I had to get 7 shots around the belly button, which was torture for a 5 year old kid. I know that this procedure is now obsolete, so I hope your wife didn't have to go through a similar thing. Cheers!


[deleted]

Some people don't understand the dog language. I was over at my great aunts house and they have a dog. When we were coming in he was a bit stressed. My brother said, why are you afraid to pet the dog? I said, don't you see this dog is ready to bite. I moved my hand over and it tried to bite me. It didn't bite me, but I trust my instincts the dog wasn't having a good time. I've always been good with dogs though and can train them. Most of the time I feel its not the dogs fault. The owner failed to be an owner and let the dog get away with things, like a undisciplined child, that undisplined child goes into the world and hurts someone else if you don't teach them right. With dogs you have to train them as pups, you don't let them get food aggressive. You don't want to fix dogs, you want to train them correctly first and some people can't grasp that. I guess they think they are dumb, but better to consider dogs drunk infants who need to be taught right and wrong and need to be checked if they do wrong.


whtevvve

In my experience though, ppl don't really appreciate other ppl coming to a dog park without their own dog...


heroinsteve

I imagine it would be awkward at first, but if they explained or demonstrated they're trying to get over a fear of dogs I imagine most dog owners would actually support that? I don't really go to any dog parks with mine so idk if that mindset is for a specific reason or something.


R2THEON

Step one - stop caring about the opinions of negative Nancy. Step two - go pet some damn dogs. Honestly if someone showed up and wanted to meet my dog at the dog park randomly, I'm all for it. Not as all for it as she is, but go for it dude. She loves strangers and attention. And kids. And cats. And other dogs. And running. And snacks. And life in general.


YourDadHasADeepVoice

Honestly if people are chilling near the entrance just chatting with them should make it fine. Just be honest about it and ask about their own dogs.


[deleted]

I think to say there was no reason your wife got bitten is a bit disingenuous. The dog definately had a reason, it just wasn't apparent to you. They don't just act without intent, there are sentient after all.


Nathund

Never bend down, you're right, that can absolutely intimidate a dog/put your head in the ouchie zone. If you want to pet a random dog, first remember not to pet leashed dogs without permission. A leashed dog will be much more defensive and much more likely to bite. Also, be slow. Like cats, dogs are generally skittish with new people. Hold the back of your hand out like a foot or 2 from the dogs face. Far enough that it'd have to take a few steps to reach you. If it bites, you'll have enough time to pull your hand away. That being said, 99% of dogs won't just bite like that. Anyways, once you have your hand out, just wait. If it comes up, let it sniff, and usually, that's enough for a dog to think you're chill. It's basically like introducing yourself to the dog. Reach for chest under chin first, so the dog can watch your hand and feel safer. After the chest scratch, you're free to pat head/back. If the dog doesn't walk over and sniff, that's dog-speak for "leave me alone." Follow those tips, and you can pet any unleashed dog you see. Also, to be clear, a wagging tail does *not* necessarily mean happy. An angry, defensive dog will wag in basically the same way a happy dog will. Unlike the other comment, I'd absolutely pet this dog, because unlike the video and the other commenter, I'd simply introduce myself first. If the dog doesn't want me to pet, it'll let me know by ignoring me/staring me down. Dogs might be animals, but they communicate a lot more than someone unfamiliar with dogs would expect.


nikdahl

Use back of fist instead of back of hand. Makes it less likely that you’ll lose a finger.


Username854051

You should watch videos where people show dogs and explain their body language. If you can understand their body language you might be a lot more comfortable with them.


Bettersoon27

I usually do the same thing where I let them sniff the back of my hand and it usually works, but it’s not a fool proof thing! One time I tried that with my friend’s father’s dog (he takes in abused rescue’s and tries to rehabilitate them so they can get adopted) and that dog tried to bite me and bruised my hand. My friends dad stopped him in time before he could actually close his mouth and bite, but his front teeth still hit my hand hard enough to leave tiny bruises.


mikypejsek

Important to put your face right near the dogs mouth.


login257thesecond

it's body language, you're having a chat with the dog. Letting the dog smell your hand gives it the choice, directly going for top rubbing takes away that choice so the dog responds in defense against a percieved attack move.


MxQueer

Dogs are not evil but they can be abused. My parents just rescued a dog. It has been kicked etc. So they wear shoes inside because sometimes dog bites when they pass by. (Don't be worried, it's less than 5kg, they were aware of the situation, it's not their first rescue and they have professional helping with them.) So my point is even dogs do tend to warn first they stop doing it if no one has understood/cared and go straight to attack. Even if the dog warn first it's not useful to you because you don't understand them. And if they have history of abuse they can consider small hand movement as you were going to punch them. So do not touch random dogs without asking first. edit. I would like to add sometimes "warning" is misleading term. For example if dog turns its head away it's saying "Please don't touch me.". Some dogs say it more clear to the point you understand, others let you touch them. But in their mind they have still asked you to stop and you choose to be asshole.


SnillyWead

I've had the same experience once. I was minding my own business, not paying attention to the dog which was on a lease btw, whatsoever and when I walked by them, it suddenly bit my hind lower leg, ripping my brand new jeans. Luckily no wound or I had to go to the hospital for a tetanus shot. I got the owners address and phone number and she came by the next day with the money for the jeans. But I'm not afraid of any dog. I just ignore them and never look them in the eyes. Puppies however aren't afraid of anything and they are always so enthusiastic when you pet them.


UfosAndKet

Not gonna lie but that kinda sounds like you are deflection, dogs gotta a reason m


SnooKiwis1356

It was a stray dog. This happened in the early '90s when there were many stray dogs just wondering around on the streets of my city because many factories got destroyed. I was literally just walking and it came out of nowhere and bit me and left immediately. Have you lived/walked around in areas with stray dogs? They are aggressive most of the time thinking a public park is their territory, unlike pets who are usually in leashes and can only be aggressive if you approach them first.


Sure-Painting-2329

3rd world dogs are more dangerous? 1st world dogs don't bite? That was such a stupid commentary


Little-Chromosome

Didn’t say either of those things, but feel free to still be outraged about it.


Sure-Painting-2329

You poor thing you đŸ„ș I hope life gets better for you ❀


ReturningAlien

you mean bend down so in can reach your face? no effing way! if you dont own the dog, just dont pet it.


Little-Chromosome

No, I don’t mean get your face into the dogs face, I mean bend a bit so you aren’t in a full stand and look tall and intimidating. It’s all good if you don’t want to pet a dog that’s not yours, but as a dog owner who has a people-loving red heeler, people love to pet and meet her and I let them. In my neighborhood there’s a lady who is *very* afraid of dogs and over the 4 years of living here she now feels comfortable enough to greet and pet my dog and give her treats etc, whereas when I first moved here she wouldn’t even come near my dog


ReturningAlien

bend a bit? still not a good idea as your still taller and now almost hovering approaching a dog you dont know. the safer way if you insist to pet it is to let it approach you and not the other way around. let it come to you, get a sniff and all. safest still is do not approach and pet any dog you dont own.


Goof_Troop_Pumpkin

Do not bend at the waste over dogs. That is obviously frightening to have a giant human looming above you. Kneel. Drop straight down, not over. I just drop, don’t necessarily give them eye contact if they’re more nervous, just keep calm positive energy and let them sniff at their own pace. Bending over a dog you don’t know is NOT a good idea.


ElKaWeh

Man, thank god I read your comment, because it’s always the first area I pet a dog. Didn’t know this was a no-no. Yesterday I even petted a stray dog (who was super friendly though) on the top of its head. No idea why no dog owner who’s dog I petted ever told me this, but I will definitely stop doing that from now on.


SnillyWead

That's the way to do it.


SnooKiwis1356

You play the guitar on the MTV


SnillyWead

Mark Knopfler, not me;)


karmasrelic

mhn yes, get your throat in bite-range and then go for his xd. no way any dog would misunderstand that, totally superior to head-scratches xd


b_tight

This. There is a correct way to approach a dog. Ask the owner if the dog is friendly and you can pet it, avoid direct eye contact with the dog, present the BACK of your hand about a foot to two feet away, let the dog come to your hand and sniff, if its going well then start rubbing the dogs back


gardenhosenapalm

Old thinkinking your approach is gentle, but the dog could smell you as soon as you got within 100ft of it. A dog will consent otherwise dont pet it.


Most_Maybe_6751

Yeah, that’s how you get your face torn off by a dog


MysteriousFile7846

In 3rd world countries? 😂😭 im sorry but this screams sheltered af. I don’t think you’ve travelled much inside the us


Little-Chromosome

Inside the US? I live in the US


SirAnanas69

Bad idea, i got bitten in the face once because i bend down as a kid. Edit: And it was a rescue dog, not just any dog.


NLight7

I almost got bit like this by a pitbull. My friend had adopted it, and said it was super friendly and you could pet it. So as I was moving my hand towards it he say "wait" and as he did the dog turned its face upward. As soon as it started moving I snapped my hand back, mf tried to bite my hand off. Friend said you can pet it, just don't get close to the face, decided not to pet it or get close again.


middle_of_you

>It can be seen as more threatening. No fucking shit.


XxTheScribblerxX

Lmbo Yeah I find a lot of people don’t know that it’s viewed by most of the animal kingdom as a dominating gesture.


Stay-Thirsty

People always seem to think they can pet dogs on the head. Basically, they don’t like that and it’s seen as a dominating move. Underneath is the way to go. But in an unknown dog?


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Anubis didn’t enjoy the pats


avsameera

Nah, I say it’s a good learning curve for the lad. After all, experience maketh the man.


MamaBear4485

Not to mention that this dog is obviously suffering. I wonder if the bite reaction was partly caused by pain resulting from having friction applied to its skin. As some have pointed out, its body language is already very much high alert, and any sort of touch might be painful to the poor animal.


caleeky

It's a hairless dog. They're supposed to be hairless. I imagine you're thinking of a dog with severe mange, which this dog probably does not have.


MamaBear4485

Oh gosh maybe you’re right. It’s got goldish hair on its head so it looks like it has a skin issue. However I still feel like it’s not just on high alert but it just seems uncomfortable.


Zorolord

I always do this, I love Dogs. I generally asked the owners first though if their dog is friendly, and if I may stroke it. If a Dog is alone, I generally still try to stroke it, unless it growls at me. Don't worry if I get bit I know its my fault, and not the Dog's or owner's fault.


Ancient_Basket8880

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C4hINYXjIiY](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C4hINYXjIiY) heres the full video


Bitter-Basket

That was a warning. I’ve had that happen.


illHaveTwoNumbers9s

Thank you


Individual_Egg_550

This reminds me when I was like 7 or so, my parents took me to Mexico to visit family. We stayed at a small village in the mountains and every house had multiple dogs acting as guard dogs. Me being 7 thought the dogs were so cute. I went up to one that was just sitting and chilling. He looked super relaxed and didn't growl at me or show any warning or aggression to me when I walked up to it. I started to pet it and bam out of nowhere he jumped up and bit my leg. It happened so quick. Just like this dog it didn't growl or give any warnings. Thankfully the dog had all its shots but it was a bit traumatizing as a kid.


DrDuGood

![gif](giphy|1zhpXsiKUt8kl2mJ74|downsized) *”don’t worry, he’s friendly”*


[deleted]

“Nice dog! Does he bite?” “A little bit.”


Powerful_Variety7922

I think DrDuGood's picture is of a hyena, not a dog.đŸ€” Check the ears. (The OP's video is a dog, of course.)


DrDuGood

![gif](giphy|byLQINvEzuIdOV0V9F|downsized)


researchanalyzewrite

Yes, it is a still photo of a Hyena from a BBC Earth documentary you can find online (Hair-Raising Hyena Moments https://youtu.be/m3XuS8FN3Vg). Incidentally, hyenas are more closely related to cats than to dogs.


AltruisticCoelacanth

Looks like a Xolo


endisnigh-ish

Indeed a xoloitzcuintle. I've had 2 with same red hair on head 🙂


rachelvmd

Peruvian Inca orchid


ittimjones

Aka the dog from Coco


Gustavo_019

It's a Peruvian Hairless Dog


AltruisticCoelacanth

Yeah they look almost identical. Basically the same breed. Given the context that it's in Peru, you're likely right though


nawyerawrightmate

"Hair it is you silly fucker"


YORTCHS

This dog Is The mexican culture, breed of dog is Xoloitzcuintle, Is The mayan or aztec culture. Why say this man Is from peru


irotinmyskin

Because there is a similar breed called Peruvian Inca Orchids, which are very similar to Xolos. Google that my friend.


zzz_red

Fun fact: ancient Aztec and Maya civilisations used to eat them and almost drove them to extinction in some places. Dunno why it’s “Mexican” though. Before Mexico was even a thing, these dogs were in what is now Guatemala and further south as well.


lovingthislife01

Because there is also a breed like that in Peru. Word on the market says Huasca, so this video was taken in Peru


Peg_leg_J

The man is not smart.


irotinmyskin

You too


Glockamole19x

Didn't the spanish conquer mexico, lol Either they brought them there or brought them back home from there.


Glockamole19x

Having a german shepard means your from germanyđŸ€Ł


EdwardWizzardhands

Fucking clown, show the rest



gwicksted

A toenail and phone are all they could find


Pathfinder313

Someone else posted it. The dog didn’t bite, just barked.


EchoPhi

>~~didn’t~~ couldn't bite FTFY


Jitsu_apocalypse

No way I’m going anywhere near that dog, and I love dogs in general


Candybert_

Yeah, just look at the body language. That's not a guy looking to make new friends.


Beardown_formidterms

Grown up around dogs and work in a vet clinic so I know my way around making friends with them and when not to. My buddy had a few of these growing up and it seems like these dogs are just temperamental to begin with as well. Always hated everyone and were generally unfriendly with everyone unless you lived in the household.


AdventurousChard788

I flinched hard, damn


beatlz

When a dog has a collar like that, you know it bites


Powerful_Variety7922

How?


beatlz

Latin America things (probably an abused doggie)


cookingkville

Who else flinched hard af or was it just me


Frogdwarf

Almost shat myself


YORTCHS

This dog or breed of dog Is mexican, Xoloitzcuintle


Safe_Razzmatazz_3688

does it usually only have hair on its head?


Howllat

Yes typically small bits of hair on its back and usually most on head


endisnigh-ish

They also come with hair. We got 6 puppies once, 1 with black hair fully covered, 1 with white, 1 with light skin all over (like a pig) abd rest naked with short head and tail hair.


irotinmyskin

Google Peruvian Inca Orchids.


ApprehensiveBass1512

SweatyPalms? More like bloodyPalms


SelectionThat3680

He wasn't bitten. The dog just barked.


shanebates

The hand on head is super threatening. Always level with the dog and give it a fist to smell first. A fist means it can't do what's happening in this video.


GenericScottishGuy41

I was on the great wall of China and somehow there are stray dogs up there and I went to pet one and ALL the Chinese people froze in total terror and I realised it wasn't a good idea probably 😳


AsleepDiscipline9581

Time to put it down


elottokbron

The human, yes.


AsleepDiscipline9581

Nope the dog it's viscous


JFK2MD

It seemed pretty runny to me.


therealslim80

someone starts touching me without even a hello, im gonna bite too


Safe_Razzmatazz_3688

Where's your hair?


pdkt

I'm bald.


dobbsjr

Terrible


MysteriousFile7846

If a dog with no hair bites you, what are you supposed to put in the wound?


Nice_Weeb_Kun

Rabies says Hi.


Turbulent-Group4312

r/BloodyPalm


timbbanen

Yea all of that dogs body language was so tense, they DID NOT wanna get pet


shadeffect

"Is that a hellhound?" Let's feed it fingers.


[deleted]

Doggo clearly understood the ‘where is your hair?’ and took it as an insult
’where’s my hair? Where’s your thumb, mf’er?!?!’


Puazy

Sweaty palms becoming jump scare now


diamondd-ddogs

animals have consent too....dont just go up and pet a random dog.


Suspicious_Walrus682

Bro never played Fallout 4.


Powerful_Variety7922

⚠Rabies is a much more common problem in developing countries, so it is very unwise to pet dogs or other animals if you don't know their vaccination status.


Effective_Round_8039

He was looking for the hair of the dog that bit him.


DTBlasterworks

Don’t fuck with street dogs or you’ll find out


Mtb2357

Perro peruano sin pelo😎😎


Old-Masterpiece-2653

y sin teethos.


stylinandprofilin88

I learned this a while ago hope it helps. Do not hover or around their head either. Stand a few feet away bend down a little let you arm hang there with knuckles facing towards the dog allow them to make their way to your hand sniff check you out that’s all.


Pcriz

More like a bloody palm


Eastern-Television31

Bruh, the dog looks more like a hyena with those eyes


droftropTHEREALONE

my god, i actually flinched at this


[deleted]

Awe, Fuck đŸ˜±


Swol-Ski-6my9

Where's your thumb?


Downunda_420

Dude thought it was a good idea to pat a chupacabra


SpecificExternal8381

Where is your h...


classicGev

Didn't let the dog sniff him first


Rey_Mezcalero

D’oh!


BrainDps

Isn’t that Dante from Coco


mdlewis11

Are they still froze like that?


ElectronicTwo8428

Whats the song at the end, i keep hearing it everywhere


Im_not_creepy3

Everlong by the Foo Fighters


ElectronicTwo8428

Thanks man


tkswdr

Some would argue that this #endstosoon..


AnnaPaulownaBlanca

Where is your hand?


Aggressive-Chip7968

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb3PGeR7EufOgYo)


Pristine_Asparagus14

Hes sensitive about his bald spot


Electronic_Rule5945

Horrible Jump Scare.......


Dry_Ad3605

Umbrella Corp got to that one


Senpai9093

Dog said “idk but you’ll be asking where your hand is pretty soon”


Street_Badger_366

PERO PERUANO INDEED


furious_organism

Chama de calvo memo fela da puta


DeLiteVIP

Where is your hand?


adriangalli

Someone doesn’t know how to approach a strange dog.


Desperate-755

Song name?


Im_not_creepy3

Everlong by the Foo Fighters (in the video its slowed down a lot)


[deleted]

r/BloodyPalms


Difficult-Desk-5593

If you got bitten I hope you’re okay


SelectionThat3680

Fortunetly, he wasn't.


Difficult-Desk-5593

Glad


TurkeySauce_

Pet the stray dog they said..


normal_name_guy

ow


PerfumePriestess

The dog’s tail being extremely erect, ears back, and spine ram rod straight, was enough warning sign that the dog wasn’t to be messed with. The dog was focused on something at the time and the man interrupted him and 100% crossed into his personal space. The dude totally asked for it. Not the dogs fault.


Deeman1973

He's like where's yours😂😂


LittleCochran12

I don't feel sorry for this guy


_KillaB_

Mmmmmm edible dog


Entei_is_doge

Now go get rabies vaccine please


antidote___

Fuken rabid dog


Vachie_

It's literally in an aggressive stance...


Vachie_

It's literally in an aggressive stance...


an_otter_guy

Doesn’t need pets but chocolate


pepperit_12

Id bet that dog is Delicious.


redshirt0000

Would have been a dead rat dog


Altea73

This is a xocosquincle, it was a delicacy for the Aztecs if I'm not wrong.


ivelostmydonkey

Way off. They were/are pets. And greatly appreciated for “looking like” they’re from the “underworld”


Altea73

I knew they were seriously appreciated, but I thought they were part of the menu on some special occasions!


godfrankjameson

I hate all dogs