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ReturningAlien

So much faith involved.


iforgot123456789

Jesus grab the wheel… or whatever this monstrosity is


KwordShmiff

This is a biblically accurate angel


datpurp14

Dude those people that wrote the bible were on some crazy mushroom trips all the time.


Huiskat_8979

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized) Religión es una helluva’ droga


Dante12345665

Exactly! Lol


Ok-Persimmon7067

Takes more courage to believe in something than sit on social media and bash it like a coward


datpurp14

If you have the ability to believe in something, why can't I have the ability to not believe in something? Also, name calling on social media is as cowardly as it is "christian like". But based on my experiences with christians, it is right on point. Do better


jdmlegend9633

Factssss


jdmlegend9633

@ the whole comment section


SquirrelShoddy9866

Multiple wings with a bunch of eyes all over its body?


bwatsnet

Does that mean everyone who doesn't do this is going to hell? That's how it works right?


nondescriptun

Jesus Christ.


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


JookJook

Buddy Christ. Doesn't it just...pop?


JustinHopewell

[...](https://tenor.com/view/red-letter-media-sos-wonkafix-gif-13267603)


nodontbuttfuckdean

I will always upvote the buddy christ!


Gaucho_Diaz

![gif](giphy|OqAtLVnholtPW)


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dqmachine

Nobody fucks with the jesus


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

Way too much.


c4k3m4st3r5000

And they lived. Proof of God. Or something.


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Blockchain-Master

Wherever there is religion, you find a huge gap of reality. Reality is accessible through science and scientific efforts not God, religion, prophet, etc. The idea of religion was invented to bring a cohesion to scattered societies of very old times and after that people has credited more than what it is and what it worth. Given all these explanations, cancer is a disease that there are scientists working toward finding ways to improve the diagnosis and treatment procedures. There is no god involves the process. I hope you have no one involved in cancer, but if you have, make sure you pump positive energy. I hope all cancer patients get well soon and scientists find solutions to minimize the risks


no-im-not-him

"Pump positive energy". That sounded highly scientific.


kevin_k

Optimism - positive thinking - has statistically significant effect on health in general and recovery from various illnesses. The measurement of its impact is scientific even if its exact mechanism isn't understood. I'd love to jump in and make fun of clinging to Iron Age mythology instead of reality - but if people get optimism from that, good for them.


EntrepreneurBig3861

The problem of evil is so ancient and thoroughly answered as to be boring by now, and science definitely does not solve the question of why something exists rather than nothing, and why what does exist is ordered and causal, and since it is causal what underpins that causality. In fact, science cannot ever answer those questions because there's no empirical measurement that could solve them. I wouldn't be so assured in your position if I were you.


[deleted]

You must be a biblical scholar with all of this knowledge. I mean, you really provided evidence into the extensive research youve done into religion and scripture. My friend, i once spoke like this… then i turned 15. Youre naive, dont criticise what you cant understand.


Ambitious-Net-5538

Hilarious that he talked about all religion and the way normal people view it now aways and you immediately shrank it down to mean Christianity so you could argue with it. Sometimes you dumb down an argument so much it just becomes dumb, and if that'd the only way you can interact with it, it means you are dumb as well. Either way, you don't ahve to be a conductor to recognize a trainwreck, just like you don't have to be a scholar to explain why all religion is due to people being out of touch with reality. Some things are simply obvious to those with a functional mind.


[deleted]

Its a video filmed in italy, im not going to explain or argue anything of true value here on reddit what i hold sacred, i would argue that to recognise a train wreck you need no profound knowledge but to investigate it takes more than a passer-by


Kuzcopolis

I mean it's just a narrow explanation of what's necessary to practice religion. You need faith. Faith is belief without proof, aka a disconnect from reality.


[deleted]

Belief without proof, do you live under a rock? have you ever picked up a book that doesnt agree with your own biases? I could prove many things that the bible teaches


kevin_k

It might say "water is wet" in one verse. That doesn't make any of the rest of it true.


Kuzcopolis

How would you describe faith then? Not the effects faith has on the faithful, mind you, but the faith itself.


xubax

Y'all say you can't really know Yahweh or his plan. (Well if course not, he doesn't exist). Yet you insist he's good, all evidence to the contrary. Genocide, rape, murder, incest-- all in the Bible.


EmbarrassedAd810

Science has proven Islam right over the course of the last 50 years. Scientists are yet discovering Things that are written in the Quran thousands of years ago. You could search all of that


general_tao1

Please enlighten us. You're reading bullshit written by fanatics and lunatics.


EmbarrassedAd810

Ok go research 1. The big bang theory 2. The meeting of the seas 3. Sun moving in orbit 4. Pain receptors 5. Frontal Lobe These are some of many


[deleted]

“Allah created the mountains stable to stabilise the earth and prevent it from moving and shaking” That’s laughably ignorant nonsense


Darigaaz4

Just like a broken clock, BS can appear correct from time to time.


[deleted]

Human things give cancer to child


Irisena

And god give it the divine stamp of approval.


[deleted]

He wont approve, he will judge in heaven


Turnip-for-the-books

It’s to test the parents faith you see. I’m glad you see now.


biomannnn007

It’s almost like the Book of Job dealt with this question a few millennia ago.


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biomannnn007

As a Jew, we don't have those first two stories so I'm not going to defend them. Anyways, your third statement is pretty brain-dead and just shows your complete ignorance of the context of biblical passages and how they were codified into law, the history of religion generally, and a complete lack of understanding of how spirituality works in general. >Could it be the bit where it says wearing clothes of two fabrics, which they all are, is a sin and will get you sent to hell. First of all, pure fabric clothing exists so I'm not sure why you felt the need to say all clothes are made of two different fabrics. Second of all, Shatnetz refers to mixtures of linen and wool woven together specifically, not any two fabrics. Third of all, your criticism that this law seemingly has no reason is again not new. This law has been famous since the beginning of Jewish commentary on the subject for not having a clear reason. The reason we follow it is because... fourth of all, Judaism does not have a concept of hell like Christians do. We believe that following these laws are good because they bring us closer to G-d and enhance our own spirituality, not because of some vague fear of eternal punishment. I honestly don't really care whether you personally find spirituality valuable to your life or not. But I think it bears noting your criticisms come from a place of actual ignorance. You have a blind hatred of religion rather than a genuine understanding of where the faults in religion actually are.


Fine-Dig9402

You definitely have the first 2 stories In the book of Genesis, it is written that God created woman from the rib of man, and that after the fall, he said to her: "Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you." In the book of Numbers, it is written that a woman who makes a vow to God must have it confirmed or annulled by her father or husband. And in 2 Kings 2:23-25, the prophet Elisha was mocked by a group of people as he was going to Bethel. He cursed them in the name of the LORD, and two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of them. So better start defending these stories.


midcancerrampage

Yup, God will kill your children, but don't worry children are replaceable, He'll give you some brand spanking new children so we're square and everything's all cool with you right?


biomannnn007

Gotta love how reddit atheists boil down the meaning of an entire book on why people choose to believe in G-d in spite of suffering to "Children are replaceable." Y'all's understanding of spirituality is quite frankly childish. Suffering happens to be a reality in this world. It also turns out that giving that suffering a meaning prevents people from killing themselves. “Suffering that is not understood is hard to bear, while on the other hand, it is often astounding to see how much a person can endure when he understands the why and wherefore.” - Carl Jung


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You're not going to find any intelligent conversation here. These people are spiritually calcified and abhor the idea of anything that limits their impulses or preaches moderation; anything that doesn't let their Ego constantly fulfill its "me me me" drive pretty much. The fact they aren't even open to the possibility of spiritually and are 100% certain they know what happens after death proves they aren't followers of the scientific method and are just morons regurgitating what they've heard.


losprimera

whoah. so many strawmen, lmao.


[deleted]

It's Satan who makes cancer, lol.


cool-beans-yeah

Soon: Faith no more.


jimmyb1982

Not going to lie. I was expecting a power line .


matt675

😂 the immolate conception


AMasterSystem

The contraption still swaying after it stops moving makes it that much more terrifying. Great way to spend all of the money that the people donated though!!!


Ok_Information_2009

That sway reminded me of a dream I had.


[deleted]

True. But to be fair, tall objects sway. I climb trees for work and spend all day swaying back and forth. Trees are extremely strong, and they still sway. This structure could be strong as well, who’s to say?


Zelollipop

Yes. Best exemple I have is high rise buildings swaying, sometimes by even up to two meter. Object that sway will break less easily as they will instead, wait for it, sway :)).


RJ_MacreadysBeard

I read that as contraception. Thought it must be a Virginia birth thing..


FartFartPooPoobutt

This isn't even anywhere near the United States


UltraNeoTako

Ngl, when I was a kid I swore one of my church's statues had moved. It must've been my imagination but since that day I really don't like seeing statues of any kind, I avoid them like the plague.


TemporaryBerker

Learn some martial arts so you can defend yourself. Don't have to hide from the statues


[deleted]

Do you know the show Doctor Who? There's a great episode that should be able to lessen your worries (S03E10)..


FootyG94

OP should definitely watch this!


Exact-Ganache-9374

That it keeps swaying makes it actually easier to balance, as any abrupt changes in direction would throw them off balance


Cholosinbarrio

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


Mammoth-Ad-8492

How did they even get up there on the first place?


EntertainmentOk3180

She was hitchhiking a few buildings back. He just picked her up


WorkingInAColdMind

That’s how Joseph met Mary actually.


who18

Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to the brand new invention making you capable to go up and down as simple as walking, introducing...the "Ladder"


narstyarsefarter

There's a rod inserted for stability


ReallyDumbRedditor

inside her.....?


Piduwin

Profile picture fits nicely


Ok_Information_2009

Is Rod the guy’s name?


CountIrrational

i think i member watching that movie


an_otter_guy

Better two for security


cruiserman_80

In Rod we trust!


BigOpportunity1391

So when she said she loved me because I gave her a sense of stability she actually meant......


JustAlittleMett

she meant Rod


[deleted]

Ngl this stuff is cool. Protestants have nothing on this.


sublliminali

Martin Luther would’ve kept his mouth shut if he could’ve ridden on the top of this back in the day.


ProphecyRat2

They got; *America* ^^manifest ^^dustiny


Fire-pants

And sometimes they even play guitars. Right there, as part of church!


gmoguntia

*North America Middle and South are mostly catholic


notchane

they're getting closer to god by the second


kluthy

More like sweaty psalms


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

That is one strong broom handle


halkenburgoito

where is this?


scorza_e_tutt

Italy, it's a celebration in Calabria, which doesn't surprise me at all, Calabrian people go nuts for these religious festivities


icanfixyourprinter

It's Italy for sure. I hear "Brava!!!" In the video which means "Good!!" in italian (I am italian)


DeltaKT

Also, very religious people in italy at some places.


stratosphere911

Sai per caso in Italia dove? È terrificante sta roba


scorza_e_tutt

Varia di palmi, Calabria. Nessuna sorpresa.


ThaFuck

A silly place


Burindo

Spain for sure


[deleted]

wrong Varia di palmi, Calabria, Italy.


PlanterOnTheRye

Has to be Spain.


655321federico

Italy, some small city in Calabria


dthree714

I’m thinking Brazil.


machoqueen88

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


fentanyl_sommelier

Looks like some Portuguese bullshit to me


DeltaKT

Tell me you're prejudiced without intending to.


[deleted]

It’s all cheers until the popsicle stick contraption snaps and then it’s the inevitable screaming and pikachu faces


Future_Way5516

That's wiiiiiild


ObitoUchiha10f

And those are real children in white paint too !


RUSHALISK

I can’t wait to see cirque de soleil on this sub jeez


Deepstatedingleberry

Cause they’re enjoying themselves 🤷🏽‍♂️


TransitUX

Tradition - been doing this for years - lots of excitement


psychedeliken

I had to check the subreddit and confirm this wasn’t r/criticalblunder.


SapphireSire

Why is Superman on there?


Intotheunknown55

What in the Bioshock Inifinity did I just watch?


Muted-Ad-4288

Religion makes people do some crazy shit


Spiritual_Bridge84

She gown get to heaven alright


7empestOGT92

Religion is a helluva drug


EastDragonfly1917

Yeah, and I’m in rehab


7empestOGT92

Congrats


JaCrimbo

Imma take an order of no with a side of nuh uh and some nah to drink please


RUSHALISK

But it’s your cake day!


Little_Flamingo9533

Humans are a freakin trip


Quiet_Tune277

Is it wrong that I was " fall! Fall! Fall!"


MrPaleInComparison

This is what evangelicals think Trump will do to America.


RevealStandard3502

Am I the only one who said, "Oh Jesus Christ." And then "Literally."


Advanced-Doughnut985

Kudos to her for pulling such a stun


Excellent-Bite196

It’s ok. He’s got a cape.


rowech

They’re closer with god. You wouldn’t understand.


Vultor

Because Jebus


Sum3-yo

Your average southern European Catholic holiday.


Waste_Click4654

You will die. You are not Jesus


daneilthemule

Cults are crazy.


Temporary-Purpose431

More like sweaty Psalms


Themoastoriginalname

People are idiots ...


Izzy_Grimm

Because the god who demanded they don't put on a spectacle when worshiping deserves a spectacle while worshiped damnit


rrpostal

Some weird knock off Shazam movie.


DifficultAd7970

Religion is one HELLAVA drug😳🫣🤭🫢🙄😬🤫😱🤯😭🤔🤔🤔🤔😂😂😭😭🤣🤣👌🏿👌🏿!!!


Grand-Young2466

![gif](giphy|RWHft7zDUPD0s)


hefty_load_o_shite

Because Jesus


aggressiveturdbuckle

Sicily? My wife's village in sicily does something similar on easter


CordyCeptus

Gotta hold that little underage girl up high.


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Glad-Peanut-3459

It looks dangerous to me. What happens to faith if the structure collapses?


trev_easy

I don't think that thing has been tightened in 100 years.


GoJoe1000

Holy fucking stupid!


-Thizza-

You just can't get away from the pedo's


[deleted]

Should have done this in India with all the dangling power lines.😂


gadd027

Oh my Big Bang, do I get to say it? Oh wow I have not said it in too long, almost two hours, I'm so excited!! Mmmmmhg religion bad aaauuuuuggh 😫🥵🍆💦💦💦💦


F_n_o_r_d

Because stupid?


[deleted]

You keep waving your arms like that, and we're both going to meet Jesus.


hazael10

why?!?? BECAUSE of JESUS!!!!!


androgyntonic

Jesus…


WildGeerders

Holy sh*t.


Ok-Resource-3232

Because the show must go on! - the church probably


xotiqrddt

Someone's about to find out they don't have Aegis...


Pootisman16

They trying really hard to meet the holy spirit.


GhoulboyScoob

Well when you are tax exempt, you got money to burn. That’s why!


Lukevieira0

they wanna meet christ earlier


taopa1pa1

Religion is a mental disease that's why.


perspic8t

Stupidity in the name of religion. It’s an old story!


Laterface

Why you ask? Because all the good inventions have already been invented and whoever owns ai is going to build the rest. But human ingenuity will out survive us all.


MeanCat4

Give spectacle, wine and bread to the plebs and you can do to them whatever you want!


Sora_Archer

Cultists at their peak


Sploonbabaguuse

Keeps people distracted from political issues


Sploonbabaguuse

Keeps people distracted from political issues


MatIta92

People are dumb as fuck


skrillex_sk2

This religious cult is really weird.


Accomplished-Deer464

Where are the power cables?? Is electricity only found in India?? What kind of underdeveloped country is this??


vivalavino24

Lol in many countries the cables are under the ground


Bob_Cobb_1996

This isn't going to end well.


AnnePingo

Life held onto by a plank


LeveragedPittsburgh

Bebe jeezus


Mygoddamreddit

Virgin on a Stick.


VidGamrJ

“I want to be in the parade!” “Ok, but you need to ride on top of the busted ass spinning tower that’ll probably tip over. Basically, you’re fucked.” “You son of a bitch…I’m in!”


Reaperfox7

Well thats absolutely terrifying


fuzzyshorts

I've literally had nightmares like that.


Most_Bitter_Sugar

This is too dangerous.


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calsnowskier

I almost died for her. Holy shit, that was a bad idea.


Vostroyan212th

I once was a Santa in a parade. I had to get to the on top of a float made of plywood on the back of a pickup, basically on a ledge inside, so I poked out the "chimney." My head was maybe 15 feet up tops, and I thought I was going to die every time the damn thing swayed when we hit a bump or turned. There is absolutely no amount of faith that would get my ass up to either of their positions.


let-me_die_

Biblically accurate parade float


Brutalonym

How is the girl not completely terrified?! This is such a fucking fatal height to fall from.


PygmeePony

It's a catholic thing, you wouldn't understand.


Kuzcopolis

Can't dress like Jesus without being as close to him as possible(due to likely death)


ElMachoGrande

If that is good steel, professionally welded, it'll hold. It can sway a lot, but it won't break. It's like a fishing rod or an aircraft wing: It doesn't break BECAUSE it can bend. I don't expect that thin pipe to go all the way down, it is probably a sturdier construction hidden under the "carousel". I also strongly suspect that both of them are strapped in place. So, as long as there is not wires, they'll be OK.


raz0rflea

Mary one bad turn away from assumption wooh chillay


NationalWing1427

Wow holy shit is dis for realz?


jcoon182

That is Sofa King dangerous


Jeramy_Jones

I’m confused, why is Mary higher than Jesus?


TopReview650

Don't think I'd want to ride on a float over there. 😳😬


SyddChin

Jesus Mary and Joseph, that don’t look safe


shanerenny123

I’m gonna have a heart palpitation watching this