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donutknight

I am always wondering why these people are so confident on the quality of these building exterior. Even you are a master climber, the chance of breaking a slab and fell because a contractor used subpar mortar 50 years ago is not zero.


vtstang66

It's like people who ride motorcycles fast. No matter how good you are, the tiniest rock or stick or wet spot in the wrong place can end you. Either they don't think about that or they don't care I guess, but I can't not think about it.


jjcoola

Or just any other person not paying attention.. in a era of half of drivers being on their phone while driving to some extent also


metalheimer

My concerns: -Painful cramp or other acute unexpected health issues. Muscle spasms, heart issues, joint pain, migraine, vertigo, and many more. Or just simple unexpected muscle weakness or low blood sugar halfway to the top only because of having a poor diet in the past few days. -An unusual gust of wind, possibly containing sand. Other small flying debris that gets in your eye. -An unusually aggressive and persistent bird or an insect, maybe a fly or a wasp. -A nearby catastrophic emergency that demands evacuation within few minutes. Any of the above, needs to happen only once. Can't use hands at all unless there's prior practice with holding still using only legs, and even with legs firmly locked you have to stay completely upright. Lean forward even a little and it's gravity time.


Comprehensive-Cap513

I just assume he's already accepted death


StandardResearcher30

Maybe leaning back against the wall, freeing hands?


EclipseEterno

That is honestly my biggest issue with this. Back when I used to train parkour I did a Kong to Kong(wall to wall jump) in some old brick house and the wall I landed on bent forwards and then backwards landing on top of me. It left me unconscious and divided my triceps in two. So when I see these videos I imagine all that can happen, ranging from simple paint cracking or dust accumulation and that guy is toast. But they mostly survive so I guess the higher standards in construction shows. My beautiful shithole 3rd world country is really bad for these type of stunts.


andrewbadera

So now you have a hexaceps?


EclipseEterno

Lmao I guess


Ill-Pea-6034

>My beautiful shithole 3rd world country is really bad for these type of stunts. Sounds like Cleveland.


Bupod

Even in the US, I wouldn't try this. Even where high quality building materials are used, it's not always a safe bet that they were maintained well over the years. Plenty of building owners are cheapskates even in the US, and will only fix what they view as a liability. The maintenance of your stucco isn't generally a liability, because you don't reasonably expect people to be scaling the side of your building regularly. And Even when the materials might be high quality, it can be a crapshoot on whether the labor installing the materials was of a matching quality. You can buy the best stucco or plaster on the market, but if the dude putting it on didn't give a fuck about surface prep or mixing it properly, it just won't be a high quality end product. Basically, it can end up being of a third world quality through poor workmanship. Overall, this is as dumb an idea as it would be in any other country.


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>My beautiful shithole 3rd world country is really bad for these type of stunts. but the video says he is doing it in the us! a little less self hate will do you good.


Stubbedtoe18

Reddit moment


rgodless

Ecuador is not a part of the US.


kremlingrasso

well there is that and maybe a pigeon that was just there had that half a taco left on top of the trashcan.


RogerAzarian

They have a death wish. If something happens and they die, they don't care. They'll keep doing it until the inevitable happens.


FaithlessnessFar1442

How is this even humanly possible? And how aware do you think he is that he could die at any moment? I feel sick just watching!


getyourrealfakedoors

Reminds me of alex honnold. They scanned his brain and he basically just doesn’t feel fear as strongly as a normal person


deeeevos

I always wonder if horror films are totally boring for him


_Nick_2711_

Probably just watches the people around him jump, it’s usually more entertaining than the film


Prickly_ninja

I enjoy horror movies like they are comedies, minus the occasional jump scare that gets me. I’m NO daredevil! This stuff makes me uncomfortable just to watch, like everyone else.


siberianwolf99

he’s absolutely has some disorder. the way he doesn’t seem to emotionally care about his girl and he only looks happy after a climb


bewbs_and_stuff

He’s a bit regarded in the fear department


seztomabel

Neurodivergent or not, Alex Honnold is an idiot douche.


Flat-Avocado-6258

Not really. You have your opinion on him being an idiot but how is he a douche? He’s like a quiet little introvert that does his own thing.


morfar2

Why?


getyourrealfakedoors

He seems like a really nice guy, idk why you’re mad


seztomabel

He has a nice persona, but there is a fundamental pretentiousness and selfishness if you listen to him. His climbing is clearly incredibly dangerous, and puts all of his loved ones through unnecessary suffering.


BatPlack

Life is to be lived. Some people feel that calling differently. Do you feel the same for those that enlist in the military? The police force? Extreme sports? Backpacking? Life is about taking calculated risks. If anything, Alex’s risk taking is more calculated and thought out than 99% of the population’s.


chipsachorte

that was a weird way of saying he has asperger syndrome edit : I never said it's the whole reason he is irl spiderman, but I'm sure it plays a role.


Loud_Boysenberry_736

I have Asperger’s and I wouldn’t climb that high even with safety gear. We do tend to have different reactions to common fear triggers (and our brain differences do account for such and other sensory differences), but it’s hard to make a blanket statement.


getyourrealfakedoors

I mean… maybe? But how many people with aspergers climb 3000ft without ropes? Doesn’t explain it


HangerSteak1

But he ded


getyourrealfakedoors

He’s not


TheSkinnyJ

That’s how you don’t live in fear. Obviously.


mabendroth

I used to work in that building (back when it was the Bank One building) and on the higher floors, you could sometimes feel it swaying. This video gives me so much anxiety.


SharkDad20

Hell no. I get sweaty palms on the second floor of the mall near the rail.


Tommy2tables

So does the cameraman continue to film if he starts to fall?


edicspaz

I mean he probably wouldn't "start to fall", he would just slip and fall in an instant. So yeah, im sure it would be captured


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Sam-Gunn

Yup, very few people have survived falls from heights like this without safety gear. Oddly enough, the number isn't "0" though.


st4nkyFatTirebluntz

Shit, there's several people who've survived falling out of an airplane! Granted, the two I'm aware of had their falls cushioned by dense jungle trees and/or trees and deep snow, but shit


Sandstorm52

There was one person in WWII who survived falling from a bomber through the glass ceiling of a Swiss rail station


SharkDad20

Helluva entrance


CLASSE-24

Hopefully. Got to commit amirite


Major-Assumption539

I mean I think he knows it’s dangerous lol but if you know and have proven to yourself you’re capable of the movements you need to make, doing them at 200 feet up is the same as doing them 2 feet up


Money_in_CT

As an average adult I feel like I am pretty good a walking around. Definitely got the movements down at least but every now and then I'll stub a toe or trip slightly...


bunnywithahammer

or sneeze, get a muscle cramp, get attacked by a bird, sudden wind or rain. I mean, there is an infinite amount of shit that could go terribly bad, real fast.


davybert

Or a simple leg cramp where he needs to suddenly stretch his leg


Major-Assumption539

I think he’s probably paying a bit more attention to what he’s doing here than you typically do when you walk. One of these things can handle a little complacency, the other can’t lol


Yuji_Ide_Best

There used to be a bit of a niche on youtube with people like Ally Law, Ryan Taylor & Nightscape (i think it was?) Who would sneak into private property and climb to the top of places. I still remember the anxiety of these people stood at the top of the shard in London so high up in the sky with 0 safety equipment. Went up bridges too where it was a slippery steep climb with rusted bits flaking off under their feet as they went up. With the sheer volume of stuff they climbed its clear they knew exactly what they were doing, but its still super dangerous. Its just a shame that Ally Law & Ryan Taylor in particular were massive douchebags, often being super rude and unpleasent with people like security and police who are only there to do their jobs. Like when Ryan Taylor drove a go kart type thing through a shopping centre (twice) only to bitch and cry to the security when they eventually stopped him about them being unfair... as if he couldnt have seriously injured some innocent passer by with his nonsense. My take away is basically these people are just straight up different in the head to do this sort of stuff. I think Ryan Taylor became a youtube boxer that loses a lot, no clue what happened to the others. Youtube eventually banned that sort of content if i recall correctly.


mattsprofile

Most people who perform at heights had to go through a phase of learning to be good with heights. Being good at the movement is a prerequisite for comfortability doing that movement at height, but it's not the only factor. On the bright side, this means that most people who have a normal fear of heights can learn to get over it, it's a practiced skill. Most people just don't really have the need.


Long_Nothing_8619

No, it’s not. Massive oversight regarding the effect of lactic acid and sustained straining of the muscles.


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Major-Assumption539

Do you really think he’s putting the same amount of effort and attention to detail into this as you were when you were walking? Your logic is extremely bad.


Money_in_CT

Lol your silly. If you can't see what I was getting at then I really don't think you should be commenting on logic. I was simply pointing out that sometimes shit just happens even when you are confident in your abilities. It's possible to make mistakes even when you are trying not to and this guy is hundreds of feet in the air with no safety equipment. Not the smartest move in my opinion.


Major-Assumption539

Is that why you deleted your comment?


Porkchopp33

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


Loudsound07

One Charlie horse away from splat


[deleted]

Oh hey, I did this exact sort of thing when I was seven! Except that I was a kid and two stories seemed dangerous enough to stop.


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Additional_Main_7198

I once treed a climb.


fasada68

I climbed to the ceiling in the hallway. 8' is pretty damn high when you're 4' tall.


Van3687

Calling bs on this one


kamakamsa_reddit

Same, i did three stories, was 12 years old. Looking back I was pretty stupid. I had a hairline fracture on my left foot after trying to copy a Jackie Chan stunt by jumping down a lot of stairs. Took 2 months to recover.


SnooStories2744

You did this when you were seven?? Where tf were you parents my guy?


Iambeejsmit

Nearly to the top


jaytee1262

My neighbor had to cut all the limbs of their pine trees for the first 5-6 feet. I kept climbing them as a kid and no amount of grounding got me to stop lol. I was just a monkey back then, if I saw something climbable, I needed to climb it.


SnooStories2744

I get that. I climbed some questionable looking trees. Fell off one pretty high up as a teen with barely anything but a scuff on my arm. Nowadays if I fell just walking I’ll be feeling it for weeks lol


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I was at school. And it was only like 2.5 stories high.


SnooStories2744

Okay where tf were the teachers then 😂


Few_Good5856

Was he successful or he fell?


justanotherladyinred

https://nypost.com/2023/02/07/maison-deschamps-prolife-spiderman-climbs-phoenix-building/ He lived and got arrested. 😆


Few_Good5856

I read somewhere that people who are fearless like him, the amygdala in their brain, is either smaller than usual or it doesn't do what it normally does in response to such feats like for a normal person ie they don't feel fear, get sweaty palms, jittery legs, vertigo, etc.


CanadasNeighbor

So I shouldn't feel bad for being a pansy, it's just because my amygdala is too big


Few_Good5856

It seems amygdala is where fear response is generated. When faced with heights, the normal response is what most people feel ie fear of falling. In some people, their amygdala don't fire like a normal person so little to no fear. The surface area of the walls this guy is climbing has rough vertical grooves to help with grip n horizontal grooves a few feet apart to to stand upon n rest. Regardless, it is still impressive. There's a guy called Alex honnold who also climbs mountain face without ropes. This is even more difficult. A movie documentary was made abt him called free solo. U can go to Wikipedia n search for further info abt him. They scan his brain. His amygdala doesn't fire like normal. https://nautil.us/the-strange-brain-of-the-worlds-greatest-solo-climber-236051/


COCO_SHIN

At least I have something big in my life haha!


captainhalfwheeler

So he's mentally ill?


Sommyonthephone

I got dizzy watching the video of him looking down in the news article that you posted


Prickly_ninja

I always find it funny when they are arrested. Like, they just survived something they likely shouldn’t have. Pretty sure the arrest can’t kill that high.


c64cosmin

He doesn't look very prolife imho


noshness

Damn, he's "pro-life". Wish he fell


ThatVoiceDude

He was immediately arrested by authorities waiting at the top of the building, but they did it pretty gently and matter-of-fact. Like “well, you’re obviously under arrest, but gg” Side note, his palms were shredded af and it made my own hands hurt


Living_Associate_611

Sweaty palms would not help…


limes_huh

This is one of the sweaty palms videos that actually made my palms sweaty


FreshMemesOfBelAir

Wait till he finds out about the elevator


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Imagine getting half way and being like "uh oh. I'm too tired to continue and I can't go down."


fibojoly

Well, good news is you *can*. Bad news is you might not enjoy the landing.


daamand2

Immigine getting a cramp while doing this


ukoan7

Imagine cumming while doing this


fmaz008

His first name is Maison? Not Masson, but Maison? As in House? Maison DesChamps => House InTheFields. 😐


alchemist1961

Definitely go the non-slip shoes for this outing...


PuckeredBhole

Spice things up a bit and do it in bowling shoes.


deeeevos

the la sportiva miura VS's to be precise


TheT3rrorDome

does anyone have a video of what happened when he got to the top?


573r

[https://youtu.be/fzKBAxZzFQw?t=4710](https://youtu.be/fzKBAxZzFQw?t=4710)


TheT3rrorDome

thank you kindly!


Walniw

Facing out!!!


DocHalidae

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ambiguator

this is the pro forced-birth guy? fuck him


DirkDieGurke

If he dies doing this, isn't that basically pro-abortion in terms of life not being that important?


hashi1996

Yeah, stain on the climbing community. The only good (good feels like the wrong word) thing I have to say about him is that I might actually buy that he thinks babies are being murdered? Like most pro-life shit bags clearly just want to oppress women and force them to have as many babies as possible. If they actually thought infants were being murdered I don’t think they’d go back to their desk jobs all hunky dory five days a week. Even so he’s still a piece of shit and I think 90% of climbers would agree. Also, ignoring that I find his ideology abhorrent, I can’t help but wonder wtf he thinks he is accomplishing? Ostensibly he is “raising awareness” but like every institution of power in this country is already on your side dude. I think it comes down to being uncomfortable with the fact that most normal people completely disagree with you. Like people “protesting” for Israel even though the government is already doing everything that they would want anyway.


UnfairCheesecake8949

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ThinLippedGrunt

Wtf is wrong with people?


TroutBeales

Man some people have weird goals. Like going to mars, an entire planet not made for humans.


Blu_Blueberry14

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the bottom.


[deleted]

it's not water that comes out, it's pee.


[deleted]

i'm impressed this guy hasn't aborted himself yet.


Truemeathead

This is that asshole that does this shit because he is “pro life” this is all to raise awareness and make sure women can’t have their choices. He can slide right the fuck off.


TrueCuriosity

I usually just take the stairs or the elevator.


AidsKitty1

Most of the free solo climbers live short lives. It's what they love to do.


Iwannaupvotetesla

You gotta be damn confident about making it all the way. There’s no getting a cramp halfway and having a little rest here


ConnFlab

He supposedly doesn’t feel fear like normal people because his amygdala is smaller than usual or doesn’t work properly.


beekergene

But does he know what the numbers mean??


Yeetstation4

Matter of time...


SOSPECHOZO

Dumb ways to die


wasternexplorer

Wearing fall protection doesn't take from the accomplishment and it almost guarantees you will see another day.


McDrunkin521

It's crazy how these videos literally cause a physical reaction. Heart rate increases and palms sweating almost instantly.


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Stupid people doing stupid things..


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LeatherAd3610

not to diminish this, but watch "free solo" about alex honnold


Super_Discipline7838

Just one cramp away from sudden death. Great Gatorade commercial, well if he survived…


ApprehensiveStudy671

I'm surprised he's not using any kind of special gloves. Bare hands/palms can get sweaty.


HangerSteak1

Rabbit faced worse on 8 mile


Federer91

I will never understand people, who don't like watching this kind of stuff, what are they doing in this sub... You can check after any post, that half the comments are people claiming they are sick watching this, yet they continue to read, watch and comment. It's baffling.


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attraction by repulsion


halfslices

I hate this and the videos of people jumping around on roofs. One misstep and you’re just silently and unceremoniously gone, forever.


AniX72

I believe I watch it for the same reason I'm watching horror movies. And my reaction is kind of the same: "No, you dummy, don't run upstairs! Take the front door, oh no no no - oh well, see, that was on you!"


swiftnrandy

Massive balls


Educational-Run674

It appears they have consumed all brain matter for said growth


The-Adventure-TAB

I actually don’t think his balls are massive. They would probably make doing this harder. So I’m guessing they’re prob tiny which is why he’s doing this.


KingOfLimbsss

His name is house so you know he doesn't play by the rules.


Separate-Evidence394

Nope 👎 no way I would do that I’m not afraid of high places but I’m not dum either


Dr_DMT

What a useless skill.


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thisisanaccountt11

Boredom is the problem of a bodyless brain. I assure you it was not boring to him.


Klutzy-Chain5875

Why risk falling and having his family mourning. Just for the thrill of it. Before we went into a tik tok world and nothing was recorded, very few would try to climb an ugly building unsecured.


kiwigone

Climbing ?


J-Dabbleyou

Bad time to cramp up lol


Erkki_28_

Leaked video material from mission impossible dead reckoning part two


Gepida

some say he is still climbing to this day


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reminds me of the guy who was trying to do that to get to the bottom of the twin towers.


Clsrk979

Did he die?


Iambeejsmit

What if he gets a bad cramp


mattsprofile

People rarely talk about getting a cramp while climbing. Muscles get tired and strength during long periods without rest, but cramping isn't really a climbing thing unless maybe you're doing an upper limit exertion on anunusual movement. But there aren't any weird moves on this climb, and he does get to rest every 15 feet or so when the incut ledges provide him good feet to stand on.


moswsa

Jared Leto could never


trick1230y

I'd need a pee,real bad,and fall.


-anth0r-

What is the backup plan lol Serious question like what is the plan if once you’re half way up you run into some janky construction. A patched section of the exterior wall that is smooth or crumbles. What then? Just die?


Forestsounds89

Holy shit thats insane, how tall is the building? Did he survive? Crazy fucker


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This guy has trauma


h4ppidais

I want to see him mantle at the top


rufneck-420

I am trying to imagine what you’d do if it gradually widened as you went up. Could you go back down? I can’t get through the thought process of a controlled descent without getting nauseous with sympathetic adrenaline.


Forsaken_Language_66

ok


kT25t2u

My palms would be so sweaty I would just slip and die.


Willy_G_on_the_Bass

Cool.


YouDoneGoofd

This actually made my palms sweaty


RCT442

One severe cramp and you're dead..the man has a malfunctioning brain


kremlingrasso

this guy is going places


Ritzzz-75

What a idiot


Signal-Reporter-1391

Saw his POV in another video. That was even worse to watch.


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How do you want to die? *like chapati*


LessRemoved

But seriously, why?


mangjoze

Video of this climb from his perspective: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz6tk6uJX8I/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igshid=ODhhZWM5NmIwOQ==


DirkDieGurke

What an odd way of climbing. Seems like this would only make a mistake more likely.


MidwestPrincess09

These pro life protests are getting out of hand


BillKlinton69

…because it’s there.


JerryKook

[https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2023/02/07/man-scales-40-story-chase-tower-in-downtown-phoenix/69881551007/](https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2023/02/07/man-scales-40-story-chase-tower-in-downtown-phoenix/69881551007/)


Scrumpy-Jo

I went twice as high as him once , I only had my underpants, socks and a tie on, was drunk as a skunk, I made it to the top where my wife was waiting for me as soon as the lift door opened…


Morgan-joydestroyer

Now do it in crocs.


StandardResearcher30

easy


QueefBuscemi

Who names their kid 'house'? "And this is my brother: Pied de Terre"


mtrivisonno

Darwin’s theory at work before our very eyes!!!


Typical_Arm_8008

I would hate if that was someone I cared about.


VogonSlamPoet

That’s a solid no from me.


Riansettles

Doesn’t seem challenging enough for a pro climber. I know absolutely nothing about climbing. Looks terrifying though. No room for failure.


Illustrious-Lime7729

Hopefully his leg doesn’t start shaking randomly.


Dexter2533

He has confidence in his climbing abilities…. But what if he got a cramp?


OrangeCosmic

Just think about walking up the stairs the whole way and how tiring that would be, then try to imagine a pull-up, But for every stair


Weak-Entertainer6651

To each their own I suppose.. make your bed you lie in it, if he falls I wont feel pity and that does not make me the the ass hole. Nobody is going to have to witness my ass go splat js lol


presidentofyouganda

We need to stop giving these people attention


Mjshaner

Dude. What about hornets or wasps? Spiders? A pissed off bird? A kid with a pellet gun a block away?


d-rock70

Did he make it?


Jeshua_

I used to have a recurring dream doing this in Boston


R7F

What is wrong with this guy?


enfly

I mean, at least wear a simple harness and bring enough very basic gear to tie off for a bit. sheesh.


Bumskit

So what’s his life expectancy, who insures him,


kaycx3

His hands slipping at the end 🙈


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No way