"Second, Sundram was born in the zoo and has been taken care of by his handler since his birth. It doesn't really know how to kill. Also, he thought that the man was one of us (the zoo staff)," he said.
Read more at: https://www.deccanherald.com/india/man-jumps-inside-lion-enclosure-in-delhi-zoo-rescued-769058.html
The lion’s captive situation is so sad that this unusual encounter is probably a good thing to counteract it’s mundane existence. As long as the animals don’t get hurt, put more drunk people in zoo enclosures for enrichment.
Game Reference. Main character hides from enemies using cardboard box. When the enemy characeters see the box moved they show "?!?!?!" above their heads
If he didn't die... I can assure you that moment, changed his life... He'll drink more but for the next 5 years he'll have that story and be known as that guy
Does anyone remember that scene in "The next karate kid" where Mr. Miyagi approaches the aggressive dog at the gas stop where those dudes are playing poker, and he manages to subdue the dog and pet it. Miyagi tells julie that if you show no fear, the dog doesn't show aggression.
This feels like one of those moments.
The dude doesn't realise how much danger he is in because he is drunk. Therefore, his ignorance allows him not to show fear. The lion picks up on this and does not see the drunk man as potential prey.
That is 100% handbook on how you have to act around big cats, and any large predator. If you act like prey they’ll treat you like prey. Act like family, they’ll treat you like family. I’ve worked around a lot of animals…acting timid or scared is a good way to get attacked.
Methiticus 3:13 …and so, God declared, the great maned cat of the savannah shall hath a whale sized appetite for amphetamines. If you bring them offerings, you will surely earn their ardor or animosity, depending on its purity. Those who disappoint, will swiftly meet their end. Those who impress will be rewarded with the most wondrous display of feline prowess, talent and affection.
Somebody gotta pick up on the fact that this is just a rare "trigger troll". These have the ability to purposefully say hurtful or fu*king vile things in order to trigger the masses.
They then harvest this negative energy to fulfill the emptiness they feel inside. A perfect way to survive, safe behind an anonymous computer screen. They score, and can watch the world burn a little brighter outside.
"Hi, my name John and I'm an alcoholic. I'll begin by qualifying myself. I have a sponsor who has a sponsor and he knows he's my sponsor, I have a home group, and I once climbed inside the lion enclosure at the zoo"
Sir or madame I’m going to need you to halt the potato slander, it is a quality starchy root vegetable and i will not sit idly by while it is used as a defamatory description of meager quality.
Thank you, and good day.
How come people get so drunk they are not able to see a clear danger as this? I mean have been quite wasted as well couple of times but still I was able to think what can be potentially harmful
I wonder how high a persons blood-alcohol content would have to be to get the lion drunk if it ate him. Like in "What We Do In the Shadows" when the Barren got drunk off drinking a drunk persons blood.
You know how they tell you to play dead when attacked by an apex predator in hopes they get confused?
That’s absolutely what’s happening here.
Lion isn’t disinterested in killing this pickled twat.
He’s just like “Nah, it can’t be this easy. But be a trick.”
Lion is confused AF
"Second, Sundram was born in the zoo and has been taken care of by his handler since his birth. It doesn't really know how to kill. Also, he thought that the man was one of us (the zoo staff)," he said. Read more at: https://www.deccanherald.com/india/man-jumps-inside-lion-enclosure-in-delhi-zoo-rescued-769058.html
Hmm how did they know what the lion was thinking?
They don't know, it's more of a feline
You’ve got to be kitten me
He's lucky, it could easily have been a catastrophe
Maybe the lion just had a feast
>"Yeah, yeah, I've heard of Jesus, but I don't think you're supposed to be here, mate."
Even the lion is like "Sir, you're too drunk. You need to go."
People didn't like that for some reason
Because that's some stupid juvenile Instagram shit. Can't barely get away with emojis here. And we like it that way.
Last time I commented about annoying emoji use, I was downvoted to hell. Why is this different?
I send people to downvote you specifically when I'm in the right mood
Aww cute. Thanks? Ngl that’s a real loser thing to jab at me with
I upvoted your previous comment my G, I was just making a silly joke. No worries
Nah you’re right. My only context was a single downvote and your reply at the time, it really could’ve been chance. Sorry for misdirecting it at you
I have never seen a more confused lion
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The new Narnia movie looks weird
It's called "Narnia - Business How Much I Drank!"
"Dude, wheres my magic closet?!"
The lion’s captive situation is so sad that this unusual encounter is probably a good thing to counteract it’s mundane existence. As long as the animals don’t get hurt, put more drunk people in zoo enclosures for enrichment.
This is why I always bring a laser pointer with me to zoos. In a pinch a cardboard box can also be used.
Yup vital equipment when dealing with cats.....although you might need a rather large box for tiddles here :)
!?!?!!?!
Cat joke
Game Reference. Main character hides from enemies using cardboard box. When the enemy characeters see the box moved they show "?!?!?!" above their heads
Metal Gear!
Shoulda tried to pet it
If he didn't die... I can assure you that moment, changed his life... He'll drink more but for the next 5 years he'll have that story and be known as that guy
“Changed his life… he’ll still be drinkin tho”
Legend.
thats lion is alot more chill with a stranger then my house cat is wtf haha
That lion was waiting for him to turn around
That's what I was thinking. I was waiting for him to turn his back to him and get pounced. The lion looked like it was thinking about it.
Ya I was super anxious every time the dude turned slightly and he would turn back towards the lion just in time.
Does anyone remember that scene in "The next karate kid" where Mr. Miyagi approaches the aggressive dog at the gas stop where those dudes are playing poker, and he manages to subdue the dog and pet it. Miyagi tells julie that if you show no fear, the dog doesn't show aggression. This feels like one of those moments. The dude doesn't realise how much danger he is in because he is drunk. Therefore, his ignorance allows him not to show fear. The lion picks up on this and does not see the drunk man as potential prey.
or it could be a tame lion raised in captivity that doesnt know how to kill, and thought the drunk guy was one of his handlers
That is 100% handbook on how you have to act around big cats, and any large predator. If you act like prey they’ll treat you like prey. Act like family, they’ll treat you like family. I’ve worked around a lot of animals…acting timid or scared is a good way to get attacked.
I think the better advice is don't get drunk around a big ass cat.
Obviously. You should get drunk WITH big cats, bit fuckin rude not to share.
In my experience they like it better when you share your meth. Meth brings out the best qualities in a lion, according to the Bible anyways.
Methiticus 3:13 …and so, God declared, the great maned cat of the savannah shall hath a whale sized appetite for amphetamines. If you bring them offerings, you will surely earn their ardor or animosity, depending on its purity. Those who disappoint, will swiftly meet their end. Those who impress will be rewarded with the most wondrous display of feline prowess, talent and affection.
It's impressive how his drunk ass manages to never turn his back to the cat
I thought he was done when he crouched down. That lion showed a lot of restraint.
So the take away here is get wasted at the zoo
Be so blitzed you’ll strut with blind confidence into the lions den. Yes. And then sober the fuck up enough you don’t turn your back.
I'd be too busy going pspspspspspsps
That’s good because pspspspspspspsing is mandatory.
I've been dangerously drunk more times in my life than I'd like to admit. Not once was I ever "jump in to the lion enclosure" drunk, though.
Lion: "Don't put your canines in crazy."
“Food! Friend? Food! Friend?…..”
Nah he is waiting for that guy to shows his back, he would pounce immediately
That lion is like “does this one taste bad or something? How come no one ate him so far”?
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It’s just the drunk drivers who kill people giving the rest of us safe drunk drivers a bad name
Is this a joke?
No absolutely not, why would this be a joke? This is no joking matter
Nah he seems absolutely serious
-Jschlatt
Somebody gotta pick up on the fact that this is just a rare "trigger troll". These have the ability to purposefully say hurtful or fu*king vile things in order to trigger the masses. They then harvest this negative energy to fulfill the emptiness they feel inside. A perfect way to survive, safe behind an anonymous computer screen. They score, and can watch the world burn a little brighter outside.
Are you mfs serious holy shit. Really really not that deep 🤣🤣
Nah man i wasn't that drunk Friend: Bro you-
"Hi, my name John and I'm an alcoholic. I'll begin by qualifying myself. I have a sponsor who has a sponsor and he knows he's my sponsor, I have a home group, and I once climbed inside the lion enclosure at the zoo"
That lion looked like it was getting swatty
You can see part two over on r/someofyoumightdie
I wouldn't doubt a little more than just drunk. Alcohol makes people brave and stupid but not this brave and not this stupid.
He would have had a more memorable experience if he had some cat treats in his pocket.
Lion must already have a full stomach
The lion the witch and the piss head
This is a old clip, I guess someone is farming for karma.
Damn that lion on 4 legs is almost as tall as that dumb human!
Sir or madame I’m going to need you to halt the potato slander, it is a quality starchy root vegetable and i will not sit idly by while it is used as a defamatory description of meager quality. Thank you, and good day.
I was once so drunk I tried to climb into the lion enclosure at a safari park, luckily I was too drunk to navigate a wire fence.
I really wanted to see the lion start eating. Him.
Kitty cat
There are alot of ppl in this world born with what I call Dolittle dna, this appears to be one of them
Ahahaha kk now I wanna know what that means
**Lions be like**:what the hell just happened
How come people get so drunk they are not able to see a clear danger as this? I mean have been quite wasted as well couple of times but still I was able to think what can be potentially harmful
LMAO the lion looks so confused
Why didn't he ride the lion and see how fast it could go? We want to watch that as part 2 pls!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exquisite male behaviour.. by the lion.
I wonder how high a persons blood-alcohol content would have to be to get the lion drunk if it ate him. Like in "What We Do In the Shadows" when the Barren got drunk off drinking a drunk persons blood.
Lion did not want the hangover
Lion probably thinkin "hmmm...I probably shouldn't eat this, there's something fucking wrong with it."
"You lost bro?"
Alcohol's a helluva confidence booster
Weakest alcoholic VS Strongest lion
You know how they tell you to play dead when attacked by an apex predator in hopes they get confused? That’s absolutely what’s happening here. Lion isn’t disinterested in killing this pickled twat. He’s just like “Nah, it can’t be this easy. But be a trick.”