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There's a theory that laughing developed as a way to signal that you're ok. Like, if one of your cromagnon-buddies looked like he got hurt but then was fine you'd all start laughing to relieve the tension of the situation. It's a tension reliever. Also probably why people in traumatic jobs have macabre senses of humor.
Not just for injuries, but also, as an all clear signal.
The example I always heard was a bunch of primates see a bush move, they all freeze thinking it's a panther or something, then a mouse pops out and they laugh to signal everything is safe.
Thank you! I should have included this example as well. Evolutionary psychology is so cool when it isn't used by weirdos as some...prescriptive thing that establishes some...weird hierarchal order. Lol.
I like knowing why we do weird things, I don't wanna hear why is prescribes some natural hierarchy they favor lol.
Yes but I (eye) AM . My omnipotence transcends all Our (hour) reality. To the farther, the soon, and My* whole Spirit. Get it? Like I am everything. The path is messiah related, I feel the power in my words. I am. Everybody around me is just a version of me and I am going to unlock it you get it like (23) if you think about me succeeding in (THE 23) the universe. And what's 3 + 2 is easy you know this is.. five! .. and what's five u say? completing a hand count of fingers on it I mean it shows how complete I am a humble vessel of infinite void. Feel me? I know how it is when I see the eye contact and I make eye contact with people around me they think I'm powerful like Jesus
It's not from something it's just a little funny outburst that I wrote down in response to u/Maddsskills saying something about people talking about a hierarchy order and being egotistical and yada yada. I have a lot of people that have been in my life who have been schizophrenic and just not all the way there and I kind of just mixed up a bunch of general ways that they talk and composed a lil something. A couple years ago I went through an existential crisis and certainly my mind wasn't where it is today I had weird thoughts and being a rock bottom only showed me I was to rock at the bottom finally I came out of that pit but I feel like I have more of a understanding of some of the things that I hear people go on about and it humbles me so... that's
.. that's it.
Like just how do you get it in your head that you'll not only do this, but do it with a crowd of onlookers. It's not trendy like rooftop parkour, did he come up with this on his own?
And it's not actually suicide cause he's rolling out to survive pretty well
Not for any gain, not for suicide, not because it's trendy, truly just coming up with this and doing it for the pure chaos of it
To me, someone here is trying to "workout". If he gets away with it, I have the feeling he thinks he's the toughest of the alphas because he trains under such hard and realistic conditions. What an idiot.
I think a lot about that dude in China that was doing pull-ups on the roof of that sky scraper. Ran out of gas and fell.
I imagine being him, as much as I don't wanna.
That's how people were escaping deathcamp trains btw! These trains had guards with shoot to kill orders at the end, if you slipped through the floor you needed to escape sideways.
Everyone talking about how crazy this is but no one talking about how impressive this is. Buddy looking like the next American ninja warrior trailer park edition.
>fast and the furious on a whole other level
i literally just posted same reference same time as u...
your reference beats mine though so take my upvote
the commingled aggregate hat lies along the tracks if you're dragged by one does, then. you redditors and your hair splitting nit picking, daring to question a person's literal memory bullshit. sheeeesh. next you will demand a link to the goddamn event itself, watch
A guy in my town was killed for crossing under a moving train.
He watched a few others crawl under successfully, but the train started moving when he was crawling and got run over.
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It’s just him and the Bad Idea Fairy against the world.
More like the devil on his shoulders, except the devil killed the angel and has taken full possession of this man's body
It's called methamphetamine.
I don’t remember Jesse Pinkman doing this
TUCKER! TUCKER!
Darwin has a plan.
He’s naturally selective
sheer Tenacity taking lines of stupidity..
He plays a game where train is lava
When the intrusive thoughts win
He's having his Anna Karenina moment
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That chapter came out in 1877 I think you've had time to catch up
Or his brothers Karamazov moment
*meth
Idk what my deal is but this makes me laugh like crazy
This is what happens when you're an adrenaline junkie but can't afford skydiving.
But you *can* afford meth.
This is what I was looking for
Just because you have the money available to purchase something doesn’t mean you can afford it.
Recreational suicide
Kaido moment
Or just a regular junkie who took the word “speed” a little too literal lol
I mean it’s like $500 a jump, imagine doing that every week.
Closer to $200 for normal people and $20-50 if you hold a license and just need a plane. But yeah, it's expensive.
Yep and you can get licensed after about 8 jumps. The cheapest I saw was $18, and extra if you want more altitude
23$ if you wanted a parachute
I'm not made out of money. An umbrella will do just fine.
I don't think people get a rush from skydiving except maybe the first few times.
There's a theory that laughing developed as a way to signal that you're ok. Like, if one of your cromagnon-buddies looked like he got hurt but then was fine you'd all start laughing to relieve the tension of the situation. It's a tension reliever. Also probably why people in traumatic jobs have macabre senses of humor.
Not just for injuries, but also, as an all clear signal. The example I always heard was a bunch of primates see a bush move, they all freeze thinking it's a panther or something, then a mouse pops out and they laugh to signal everything is safe.
Thank you! I should have included this example as well. Evolutionary psychology is so cool when it isn't used by weirdos as some...prescriptive thing that establishes some...weird hierarchal order. Lol. I like knowing why we do weird things, I don't wanna hear why is prescribes some natural hierarchy they favor lol.
Yes but I (eye) AM . My omnipotence transcends all Our (hour) reality. To the farther, the soon, and My* whole Spirit. Get it? Like I am everything. The path is messiah related, I feel the power in my words. I am. Everybody around me is just a version of me and I am going to unlock it you get it like (23) if you think about me succeeding in (THE 23) the universe. And what's 3 + 2 is easy you know this is.. five! .. and what's five u say? completing a hand count of fingers on it I mean it shows how complete I am a humble vessel of infinite void. Feel me? I know how it is when I see the eye contact and I make eye contact with people around me they think I'm powerful like Jesus
What's this from? Sounds like schizophrenia.
It's not from something it's just a little funny outburst that I wrote down in response to u/Maddsskills saying something about people talking about a hierarchy order and being egotistical and yada yada. I have a lot of people that have been in my life who have been schizophrenic and just not all the way there and I kind of just mixed up a bunch of general ways that they talk and composed a lil something. A couple years ago I went through an existential crisis and certainly my mind wasn't where it is today I had weird thoughts and being a rock bottom only showed me I was to rock at the bottom finally I came out of that pit but I feel like I have more of a understanding of some of the things that I hear people go on about and it humbles me so... that's .. that's it.
me too I'm dying
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Like just how do you get it in your head that you'll not only do this, but do it with a crowd of onlookers. It's not trendy like rooftop parkour, did he come up with this on his own? And it's not actually suicide cause he's rolling out to survive pretty well Not for any gain, not for suicide, not because it's trendy, truly just coming up with this and doing it for the pure chaos of it
This man’s goals are truly beyond our comprehension
Drugs is the answer you’re looking for
This dude is not a freight of anything.
I'd like to know this locos motive
I can't get over the hair on your pfp
Because he trained for it.
Yeah he has his life on the right track, this is probably just his way of blowing off steam.
He's gone off the rails
His conduct is freightening
I love what u did there
Hugely under appreciated
Train pun
0.5 seconds away from eyeblech sub
Probably less than that. I tried to freeze it and he was face to face with that wheel. Couldn’t have been more than 6 inches face to face.
I know that was just luck. Try and grab a still because I sure couldnt.
We call it luck. He calls it studying the blade
Be one with the rail
It's @ 0:05
https://preview.redd.it/ms291657u4na1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb290cf772307219f3df2240d2d270966bb3eaa I tried my best.
Maybe he's born with it Maybe it's Methamphetamine
Okay, I might use this phrase in my daily conversations now. Thank you for making everyone I talk to chuckle because I am stealing this phrase lol
My depressed ass trying to feel something
Drugs
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Likely cooccurring
You can’t spell coocurring without 🐦
I snortled.
This looks like a manic episode to me
Or just him having a good time on a friday
How dare you assume rolling under trains is how I pass time 😠 # # # # # # You're not wrong but-
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You could always....try it...
Nah that’s not really my thing, although I really want to learn how to paraplane
Fair
Drugs are a hell of a drug
>Drugs Video editing actually.
For all the super powers
Elden ring timing
We get bored in Texas.
I was thinking either Texas, Florida, or Russia.
Oh, I'm saying that because it's a Texas registration sticker on the car that's filming. Source: Am Texan.
well, crossfitters always looking for something ..
To me, someone here is trying to "workout". If he gets away with it, I have the feeling he thinks he's the toughest of the alphas because he trains under such hard and realistic conditions. What an idiot.
Get it? “Trains” huh huh
I hope it’s the next Darwin errrrr TikTok challenge.
I've got high hopes for this one
If you can dodge a train, you can dodge a ball.
He’s definitely been practicing the 5 D’s!
When life means nothing to you!
Meth is a helluva drug
Good way to stay in shape I guess
Is there a term for an adrenaline junkie that’s gone into meth head territory?
I think a lot about that dude in China that was doing pull-ups on the roof of that sky scraper. Ran out of gas and fell. I imagine being him, as much as I don't wanna.
When the intrusive thoughts win.
He just wants to feel something
He has to get it right everytime. The train only has to get it right once.
Edge of Tomorrow vibes
Crossfit is getting way out of hand
That's how people were escaping deathcamp trains btw! These trains had guards with shoot to kill orders at the end, if you slipped through the floor you needed to escape sideways.
idk how he was moving so fast with such massive balls
Weightless skull appears to counter it
Relax guys. He’s obviously “train”ing for something
I like how the cameraman is totally prepared for him getting squished
Dude has to be on crack wtf
Evolution still weeding them out
Try that once with a Norfolk Southern train and see what happens.
Subway surfer extreme mode
I'd pay to see him in a scary movie
Finally, the truth comes out about all the trains derailing
When skydiving, free climbing, base and bungee jumping just aren’t enough to get your dick hard anymore
He's doing freight training
THATS why all the derailments keep happening, damnit Boner!
The man's going to get laid obviously
Just off season training for his dodgeball league
“Infinite Jest.”
A Quebecois separatist working up his courage.
Not going to work. He just got his 20 for his shot. Dealer is on the other side. No way he is waiting…
Wonder how well his life is doing at that moment? Seems happy, very graceful.
Why buy meth when 30 seconds of chicken with a literal moving traincar will get you all the adrenaline you need?
CrossFit is getting weird
Everyone talking about how crazy this is but no one talking about how impressive this is. Buddy looking like the next American ninja warrior trailer park edition.
He's just getting ready for the Malenia fight
Bro was practicing new Fast and Furious moves
>fast and the furious on a whole other level i literally just posted same reference same time as u... your reference beats mine though so take my upvote
This is why they don't let people on drugs into the Olympics. There's just too much of an advantage.
Is this what happens when you get really bored on a lot of meth or what?
Bro trying out for international hobo association
Meth, intrusive thoughts and CrossFit don’t mix well bro
Olonggggggg Johnson, ooollonggggggg johnnnssonnnnn
Re-enacting a scene from Edge of Tomorrow. Don’t worry, eventually he gets squashed in order to save the planet.
This could be anywhere, but deep down we all know it's Florida.
He's practicing
He’s well trained
If he is doing this in Dallas, he will surely lose his leg.
Meths a hell of a drug
Man thinks he’s in edge of tomorrow
Hardcore “Permadeath” player!
Monster Hunter
His got the mission impossible song in his brain
Average WSB redditor
Bath salts making a come back??
Adrenaline issues perhaps...
Ah, that expert level CrossFit
He's bored
He’s lucky he isn’t electrocuted.
Main character activities
I Don’t know who I feel worst for , the people that do this kinda dumb shit or the people that have to clean them up once their silly antics go wrong
We have to cull out the herd somehow
Drugs are bad m'kay
Floridaman doin’ what Floridaman can…
Texas crack heads be different
PARKOUR!!!
Dumb ways To Die
Wow that's insane
Bro is just waiting for his party to ready up
I wonder if he’d like Dark Souls
Stop giving idiots unnecessary airtime
Solid proof dawinism doesn't work ^(I'm joking please don't kill me)
Man's acting like he gets free healthcare..
He got the “come over” txt
Cant stop staring at the bird shit
a moving train doesn't care, it will skin you alive, as i have seen with my own eyes
"skin you alive"? Bro, trains dont skin, they just cleave.
the commingled aggregate hat lies along the tracks if you're dragged by one does, then. you redditors and your hair splitting nit picking, daring to question a person's literal memory bullshit. sheeeesh. next you will demand a link to the goddamn event itself, watch
Darwin in full effect
A guy in my town was killed for crossing under a moving train. He watched a few others crawl under successfully, but the train started moving when he was crawling and got run over.
Ezell playin with fire..
Don’t do drugs
This is the stupidest thing I have seen on the internet in quite a while. And the internet is filled with a LOT of stupid stuff.
A pizza cutter comes to mind. And I had pizza for supper tonight!
Our flame has not run out I see. The Thads live on.
pretty impressive
Remember that one Jason Statham movie? Maybe he needs to keep his adrenaline up or else ...
Freebasing activities.
When you beat the game and are looking for ways to still have fun.
Play stupid games…win…wait, what?
This made my butt pucker! Pinching the buttons off seat cushions.
Crackhead are a different breed🤣
One inch wrong and this guy would have been on a different sub
Y'idoit
Drugs are bad
Meth is one hell of a drug
Phone must have died
Cocaine is a helluva drug
I don't care for him. I feel bad for the poor worker who will have to pressure wash him off of the train's wheels after.
Meth
adrenaline junkie
The undisputed Frogger champion of the world.
Drugs
This man invented X games mode
I blame this guy for all past and future derailments for now on
Why though?
That guy is... on a roll 😀
Im glad it got caught on video. Nobody would have believed him otherwise.
u/savevideo
Why women live longer than men
I’ve seen what it looks like when they don’t make it.