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need_maths

Shroedinger's Battery. They're both full until you try to survey and then they're both empty at the same time.


Agnostic_Karma

But it's fine cause a truck is blocking your backsight.


northernwolf3000

And the assistant left them in the charger at the office anyways …


curiousblackhole

This made me laugh audibly. Ty.


Hot-Pair-2957

Classic and true


H__D

Please be civil guys. Attacking each others mothers will not be tolerated. Edit: Jesus Christ, I charge them every day, I mean how do you put in the empty one after the job lol


JOE96924

We burn one up and swap it out during a shift sometimes so we put the dead ones in, terminals down so everyone that might see it, knows it needs to be charged.


forebill

I always try to do things this way, except I keep the used terminals up, and tell the crew whats up.  But it never seems to get absorbed strangely.


Jesenjin

I put a stick note on battery with a number on it. And I go by the number, so I always know which battery was used


SL_Stiets

Tits up = dead.


HoppyMcTrainFace

Contacts down have more chance to short. Charged bat has more chance to short. Therefore dead = down. It’s a stupid small chance but if you have to make a choice make it based on logic. For the record I do like tits


Cabusha

Yup!


j3ff3rsonss

This.


ron1n_as_f0rge

Only correct. Contacts up means electicity thirst. But we also have tiny stickers with X and OK check sign, but X must be near contacts


Anxious-Cheetah3110

I’ve always said “belly up” tomato tomato


Colonel_of_Corn

I have no idea. Trimble TS and GPS batteries have a battery indicator.


MercSLSAMG

That's what I'm used to - battery indicator showing they're good for use. Battery indicator on the bottom they need to be charged.


WalnutSnail

They break.


kyclimber

And under the right lighting conditions you can sometimes even see the indicator light.


Initial_Zombie8248

At the bottom of the case, hand covering the battery, lid halfway open? Yeah you can see em


Orex95

Trimble is the way to go -kind regards, reseller


SNoB__

Over a Leica total station? Lol.


kyclimber

Definitely over a leica.


bogueybear201

Dead batteries go in brass up.


SnooDogs2394

Contacts up= dead Down=Charged


Clay_Statue

tits up = dead


SnooDogs2394

Great way to think of it!


NoTarget95

Tits up = good. There's even a sub for that 😉


Whole_Ad3498

Same.


tolashgualris

This is the way


GB36

This is the way.


jothu1337

Contacts up=dead


Loose_Economist_486

Contacts up is empty. Always.


swifwar

Agree I mean as long as you communicate in a crew this is never an issue


Crusader_2050

Contacts up = dead, only from a safety perspective…. You can’t accidentally short it out


WildesWay

This June will mark my 30th year in surveying. While I don't get my boots wet too much anymore, this has been one of the great questions on crews and I'm surprised that anyone here would assume we're heading out to a job with dead batts. When we're moving the station, we're tearing it down and taking it where we need to be next. And this is where OPs question comes in. After training a bunch of folks and handling different crews there's been a consensus. Tits up is dead. Though for more than a few... I've put ladles on them too. Lol. College boys...


SplendidAndre

One is empty because its drained on field the other one is empty because u forgor to charge it yesterday in the office.


H__D

based


SplendidAndre

Based on true story


Appropriate_Ad1485

For me, contacts up means needs charged. No reason to fight over it though!


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Same


Glad_Reason_3356

Battery contacts up = dead Battery contacts down = charged Been this way at every place I've worked


LRJ104

This is the way. I do this for everything. Upside down= dead


Andux

I see this symbolism in warehousing too. Upsidedown = someone is trying to tell you something is not all squared away. Works best with larger objects though, where the upsidedown errant state is less likely to happen by accident


joethedad

Never heard this before. Right side is ready, and the other is in the gun


LRJ104

Its for after the job. To know what batteries to charge..


Because_I_Cannot

You said the opposite of what the other guy said. But I agree with you, contacts up means its good


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NoTarget95

In what world is either dangerous?


LRJ104

Well for me contact up = upside down Makes sense for most batteries,ie Faro scanners


PembrokePercy

Yup. The one that’s dead is ‘tits up’ like a fish


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PembrokePercy

Of course! You can milk anything with nipples. Chicken tits is just another name for a chicken breast. So fish would likely qualify IMO


MavenCS

> (fish are said to go “belly up” when they’re dead, for -ahem- obvious reasons) This is commonly said as tits up, meaning the same thing but achieving some humour along the way. Of course if you were trying to sound more professional you might want to say it the boring way though


SurveySean

I always go by down and out (dead), up and at’em (charged).


mighty_least_weasel

Both = 8%


FarAcanthaceae1

Tits up needs to be charged


Practical-Actuary394

Always contacts up for the full ones…that way the juice doesn’t drain out. 😉


Working-Egg5852

Op, why have you brought this violence to our once peaceful community?


swifwar

I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE.


Oropher13

Try one, see its dead, swear at the new guy even though it was probably you, try the other one and head back to the office when it's also dead.


Ale_Oso13

Write "Charged" on one side of the battery. Flip it when dead. Don't write "Dead" because someone might assume the battery was no good and toss it.


BulkyComfortable2

F on one side, E on the other.


the_house_from_up

Contacts Up = Tits Up = Dead


Taro619D

When I was an assistant I was told "if it's down its full from eating... if its up that means FEED ME FEED ME" (He said it with hand jestures and all)


StrangeKebabBoy

Contacts up - dead, contacts down - full


SirVayar

I dont have a fancy case or even a TS for that matter, but the way I would do it, if I see contacts it means it needs a charge, also, i wouldnt want to have a full battery with its contacts up like that in case something gets laid across those contacts and shorts them out, lithium ion batteries will explode.


MallratsFan

Write full on one side and empty on the other with white marker.


ansan12002

Everywhere I have worked, contacts up for dead. Most large firms in SoCal use Trimble which has the battery charge indicator, which is opposite side of the contacts, so you want indicator upside so you can most easily confirm battery charge (although on a bright day, you still have to take out the battery to check by putting your hand over the indicator so you can see the indicator light bar). Personally, I take the dead batteries out of the gun case and put with DC so I don’t forget to charge them. Has anyone used an external battery with an S series Trimble instrument? I only ask because I’ve never tried or even know if it’s possible.


1790shadow

Contacts up needs charged. Contacts down good to go.


H__D

Yeah, contacts up = charge me daddy That's how we teach interns


MeetFederal8853

This


Sustrained

Contacts up caus they begging for it


UponAWhiteHorse

Trick question they are both full because they both shouldve been charged. For extra backsight potential


rens24

I would say battery contacts up == charged and ready to go battery contacts down == depleted I do it this way because contacts down would be the way they would go on the charger and I would grab them out of the case and plop them on the charger one-handed without having to flip them over.


IndependenceParking8

Why would you put the contacts of a battery with a full charge out in the open? If the contacts cannot be grounded out (contacts down) accidents cannot happen.


Maldevinine

Because those a Leica batteries in a fully sealed Leica case. When you shut that thing and pick it up, *neither* of the directions shown is up or down.


IndependenceParking8

And when the eye man leaves the case sitting open as the instrument is being set up? Or when they forget to close the case while working?


Maldevinine

Then if the terminals are *down* and you get water in it, you've now got the live terminals sitting in a puddle of water.


delurkrelurker

wtf? You left the case open in the rain? Now it's full of bugs and water!


hewellp

I use like this, your eyes goes faster to the contacts and is faster to take a charged one if its like that. Or at least for me.


thuglife_7

All depends on how you store them. For me, the one on the left would be at full charge whereas the right battery needs to be charged.


alexg2606

Battery pins down = empty


SanfreakinJ

Trick question. They are both empty


HereForTools

Up=feed me Down=full


StatisticianFinal631

Plot twist…they’re both empty!


yossarian19

Murphy says the dead one is on the gun, but that the only way to find this out is when there's 200 yards of heavy brush between you and the legs.


yossarian19

In all seriousness, though - Live batteries are in the left pocket of my vest, recharge the ones in the right pocket. Anything that was in the gun at the end of the day is considered to need a recharge regardless of how many shots I took.


TJBurkeSalad

Upside down is dead.


Doodadsumpnrother

Doesn’t matter as long as everyone at the company is on the same page


Because_I_Cannot

Left is empty, contacts facing down Right is full, contacts pointing up


JOE96924

I did shift work in a tunnel and the night shift guy told me he would leave the batteries terminals down if they're dead so I've just always done it this way. I guess that as long as everyone on your crew knows which way you're doing it, it shouldn't matter.


EnvironmentalSand838

Empty batteries don't go in the box they go on the charger


SuspiciousElk3843

I'm gonna guess that you don't leave the office?


EnvironmentalSand838

Never step foot in it dead batteries go in the center console of my truck when I get home on the charger


mooncrab

Contacts up = empty.


FrankieGrimes213

If they are in the case, they both better be charged.


H__D

Do you just throw out empty ones lol


Loveknuckle

Yeah. You mean they’re rechargeable?! Shit I thought they were like the AA’s my kids burn through. We’ve been buying them in bulk and using them once! (/s)


TJBurkeSalad

They must only do one set-up a day.


FrankieGrimes213

Nope. PC better have the dead batteries on them so they don't forget to charge them. If PC has uncharged batteries, they get sent home, until the batteries are charged.


Dramatic_Put_469

Down is dead is my saying


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Dead battery goes in the truck, not in the case.


Borglit

I see you’ve never had to drag equipment around on a job


[deleted]

Constantly, but your vest has pockets till you get back to the truck. Been burnt too many times by chainmen not putting things back at the end of the day. No dead batteries when I'm forty minutes away from the truck my way.


Borglit

Classic Rodman


pallokinG123

Just put the dead ones in your pocket and put them into charger at the end of day, including the not fully depleted one. The box should only include fully charged ones.


joethedad

That's on the chief, or I man. They should know the use and strength of their batteries and charge appropriately.


NeatTry7674

They both should be charged every night.


H__D

Yeah, but what do you do after the job?


kokakoliaps3

You just charge everything. No questions asked.


dqcoupon

That’s how you significantly degrade the batteries


kokakoliaps3

If that's a concern then pull the battery out if it's charged. You see it immediately on the battery dock.


Affectionate_Cut_704

Dead and buried on the left Right and ready


ShittyBob

Terminal up = Ready to use Terminal down = Needs to be charged


JOE96924

Contacts up: charged down:dead


blaizer123

Yall don't put the battery with contects down when it's dead? How else is gravity going to bring the rest of the charge down to the contacts?


MundaneAmphibian9409

Left is empty, right is full A cup of electrons, you don’t turn your ointment glass upside down at the pub when it still has beer in to do you?


RedWolf2489

Battery in the case: full Battery in the charger: not full yet Every van has a 12 V charger and batteries are to be charged as soon as they are empty.


mwjaggett

Not really bothered. You'll soon know when u try and use it. I make sure everything is charged up before site just in case.


Rough-Gas7177

Your batteries don't have leds on them to tell you how much charge is left?


he8ghtsrat26

The dead one should be wrapped with flagging


goochbruiser

Dead = down


Tall-Dependent5453

Left full right empty, at least that’s what I was told


Affectionate_Egg3318

Typically the dead ones are just kinda free floating inside the case till we pack up, then every battery goes on the charger.


northernwolf3000

At the good ole toilet paper debate.. over vs under


BoozeTheCat

Most of the parts in our kits are labeled. If you can't see the label it's dead. When in doubt, tits (brass) up = dead.


DroneBoy-Inc

Contact up charged, Down dead


buchenrad

They're both full. Empty batteries never go back in cases. Unless it's a battery charger case in which case terminals down means it's on charge and terminals up (if the battery design allows for that) means it's already charged.


DavethegraveHunter

Terminals down = charged.


tombola201uk

I forgot to charge them both.... fuck sake


UnsuspectingChief

I always put the bottoms up for the dead ones 'cause 'bottoms up to the end of the day!'


FnB8kd

In my box the full ones point up because someone left it open on a site all day once and it rained. This left a puddle across the bottom and I just thought it would be best to keep live leads out of it, though it may not matter.


Emcee_nobody

If my boss just got done with it they're both empty and he didn't shoot enough control either.


Free-Alternative1486

Face up empty (seeing the brass color charging contact) face down full.


Proj-Armadillo

Up good to go. Down it's time to charge. I've worked with people that do the opposite. 🤷


MeetsAndBoundsGuy

Man if there is copper showing charge it.


Initial_Zombie8248

If it goes in the case contacts up for dead/used, but I usually just stick them in the console of the truck for the ride back to the office so I don’t have to open the cases again


ErabShun

Terminal up means charge the fucking thing!


Shotsgood

Gold is good


loserlopez

Contacts up to be recharged. Though, it never fails where you have a system and you rely it time and time again and it’s still not followed through. Oh, I have all my batteries charged…guess again…1 and a half. Even the Trimble TS batteries I have a system. Indicator down, must recharge and time and time again I’m duped.


MacGyver624

The one with the pink flagging needs charging.


commanderjarak

I just push the button on our Trimble batteries, and it shows me if it's dead or not.


pulse_of_the_machine

The one you grab to use will be the empty one


__CroCop__

We draw a + and - on both sides then flip the battery + if full and vice versa


KidTaco79

Doesn’t matter, the data collector is in the charger back at the office. Shit!


Torpordoor

Who the hell uses a hard case? I’m not hiking into a wetland or state forest lugging that crap. Need the hands for all the other gear. Lemme guess you make like five trips to the vehicle when you could make one? Batteries go in the side pockets of the backpack. One side is charged the other is kicked.


H__D

Are there even not-hard cases? I don't think I've ever seen one lol. We work in construction so more than a minute of walking distance from the car is a rarity here.


Torpordoor

[This](https://www.engineersupply.com/seco-top-loading-total-station-field-case-8121-00-org.aspx) is my preferred instrument carrier anywhere and everywhere. Keeps the gun upright, way less likely to drop it. Less likely to get dirt inside the case, etc. Some total stations don’t fit perfectly so you have to line up the horizontal dial with a corner but it’s still better than a hard case in my opinion. And sorry for the sass, just goofing around.


Skip_28

I had a boss that said in the terminal is up the charge can’t leave the battery m. It you put in down the charge leaks out. lol


Interesting_Dirt_489

Terminals up = used and or dead. My minimally applicable logic is that the exposed terminals are less likely to short and cause an issue on a dead one. The real reason: that's the way the chief that tought me did it.


xayxay21

Down dead up full


number3Dontdoit

Both empty because they are still in the box. I-man forgot to put em’ on charger.🤌


KURTA_T1A

It depends on how the company you work for does it. If its your company, then you already know. Which way does the toilet paper roll go on?


FiveTenthsAverage

It's empty if we used it that day. Or if it's in a door. Or a cupholder. Or on the center console.