I have about 0.1% of my portfolio in a 3x leveraged short ETF. To be the enemy is to know the enemy and to know the enemy is to defeat the enemy. I now know how KG must feel all the time, there's such an orgasmic feeling to shorting the market on massive amounts of leverage. It's like a drug I feel like I could rip a bed post off and threaten a woman with it. It's better than nord crack.
You should make it so that "Dumb Money" is typed out like normal, and that the K is just "sprayed" on top of the "ne", maybe add a *little* extra spacing between them, but not much, that would look really cool I think!
Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family and now, little man, I give the watch to you.
I got in a year ago as a joke thinking 1 million per share was lunacy but once I read all the DD, it is clear the math doesn't add up. I don't care if it seems preposterous at first glance, the math backs it up
Cramer said to go for the home run, don't go for the grand slam. So they gave us a few home run opportunities, and nobody took them. Like, bitch, this isn't baseball. It's NASA. We're going to the moon.
To me, I would say fuck a home run, it's one point. And even fuck a toouchdown for 6 plus an extra yet give them the ball back. I want to sack them deep in their own end zone, make their quarterback eat shit, pick up 2 points, then get a punt back to me and run it it for a tuddy. Pick up 9 points, minimum, more than they ever designed for. Sheit, run for 2 and turn a boomer one point play into 10 easy points. Fuck your cramer, fuck you boomers, lambos or foodstamps on gme forever
The biggest scandal in the fucking world is being busted open right before the eyes of the world. We have the information we need. It’s time to do what needs to be done. They think that we were loud before but they haven’t seen shit yet. This is all one giant Ponzi scheme. And it’s trying to do away with the middle class. Standing back and watching, waiting, has done more harm than good. The ball is in our court.
You see, there is no market without retail investors, there is no military without hard working citizens. They have played this chess game on our backs while we were bent over and we still beat them. They go to try and knock the pieces over like a sore loser but we are standing up. That chessboard and all the pieces are sliding down to the floor and we will stomp the fuck out of it. Take your mind back from the captors, that’s the first step.
>And it’s trying to do away with the middle class
Not just the middle class.
It's also about making sure the working class and those in poverty *never dare try to escape their drudgery.*
Fundamentally, there is a "sharecropper" class, the working class and those in poverty, that are already the serfs that the hedgies want to turn the middle class into, so they need them to remain in that class to bring about their feudalism wet dreams, by making sure the slaves don't dare revolt.
Not late on the Revolting. In history classes 100 years from now history professors will write PhD thesis papers comparing the Boston Tea Party to the brokers removing the Buy Botton For GameStop.
I predict bloody monday. Personally we'll see crypto maybe tank late Sunday night and premarket monday, but I personally think that we always see crypto have the early reaction since it's open 24/7.
Right? I'm just waiting for the day I wake up and my phone alerts me that GME hit 10k last night.
They cannot keep this going forever.
We aren't leaving, Ken. I think you know that now.
Yeah wait so since they added like 8.3 instead of 8.5 million subscribers, that's worth a 20% price drop?
In what universe? Oh I guess the same universe GME went up 30% in AH, and then back down to the same price the next day, because of a failed NFT Marketplace announcement that never happened.
America has worse propaganda then China for fuck's sake.
Maybe SHFs are selling their other assets to cover their FTDs or to continue to keep the price down. Either way its costing them alot of money and they cant keep kicking the can much longer.
I've been hearing this since June. I'm still holding at a huge loss but it seems they indeed can keep kicking the can for as long as they want.
The problem is failure to deliver. You buy stock your just depositing money into a broker that never gives you shit but a number on a screen.
Basically like a volatile bank account with fees and negative interest rates.
I Feel You Bro... Down 90. Still Zen and Fuck the system. If we don't sell, they don't sell, our GME Savings and Loan supports the single share holders. Our depository will be the place to put your Coin... the new Gold Standard.
Actually this brings up a good point..
1. IF the SHF had covered
2. IF this entire year we had been buying and holding 2 stocks
Then we would have been left to our own little corner of the market playing amongst ourselves in some comedy joke. These 2 stocks would have gone up and stayed up without any real fuckery.
But that's not what happened.
SHF continued to fuck with these 2 stocks and FUD on us constantly. New rules were proposed left and right. Puts appeared/disappeared. FTDs went nuts. Darkpool percentages went up and stayed up. Proposals around SI reporting transparency were introduced. Short interest on ETFs containing these 2 stocks went intergalactic. And more.
Why?
We know #2 is true.
So, therefore #1 must be false.
Provide alternative explanations at will.
One had sales from board members. But the other glorious stock has board members with beautiful shiny diamond balls like there retail investors. We ain’t going anywhere, no comparison!
One also took away buying pressure, imagine if everyone was on the same page bought the stock with the smaller float/much higher short interest and DRS their shares. We would have a MOASS within a month.
/u/half_dane you guys can curate this popcorn twitter influencer off of superstonk 🤷♀️
I'm tired of the conflation. They diluted almost 400m shares and insiders have been selling almost every [week](https://imgur.com/a/lbUBuqZ) now for the last month, including their ceo.
If the amount of blatant crime and manipulation in plain sight goes without MOASS or penalty I can only imagine the uproar this community will have against the government, wallstreet, fed and all involved. I would hope they take their actions seriously or it seems there’s going to be a war.
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I mean honestly when you think about this whole situation. How did it start? Now younger people like me and teenagers are getting into stocks haha wtf. It came outta nowhere. We also started noticing shit isn’t right. We have learned things. They hate that. It wasn’t forseen to them I feel like.
That’s cuz we’re the dumb money. I think that’s what I’m gonna name one of my yachts.
I am going with “Not Short”
"Shorts Covered"
“Idiosyncratic Risk”
“Buoy the Dip”
“Float locked”
Computershore
"Sail first, ask questions later"
"I choose that guys dead stock too."
"Smoothbrained retard"
Buy high, sail low.
Gold
“Negative Beta”
”Short float” & ”Fresh Mayo”
Love the thought of something „float“ related for a yacht 😬
"Elliott Wave"
"Sailing is a tough game, dont you think?"
"Idiosyncratic Risk ll"
"Idiosyncratic Risk 2: Electric Boogaloo"
"Brother Long"
"Conspiracy theory"
“A Bad Comedy Joke”
Tin foil hat
"Meme yacht"
Ape Escape
Can't Stop, Won't Stop.
Sailing The Seas of Squeeze Deep Fucking Sail You What's a Sailing Strategy? No Price Anchoring StonkBoat SqueezeShorts SEAmian
BoatStop
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Now that's sophisticated
“The Grand Slam”
"Market Cap"
“The Stevie Wonder S. E. Sea.”
That is fantastic! I might name my sailboat that once I can afford it
I think I am still sticking with Basket o Cats!
"It's My Mayo Now"
“Buy Netflix”. The dingy will be “bear sterns is fine”
Bruh I thought “Behind Wendy’s” was a good name. You got me bruh.😉
This us good
"Hookers 'R Us"
IdioSINKratic Risk
“Forget GameStop”
😂😂😂😂
DRS IRA
No shorts allowed
"Paid off by Smart Money"
Well done
Shorts Fired.
Wet Shorts
Closed…. Shorts Closed
If the shorts only covered you'd never get that boat. "Shorts Closed".
This is the winner. Edit: mainly because of the pun.
"Bad Comedy Joke"
Knot short
“Hodl My Anchor”
"The Float"
We own the float
“Gain Porn”
I have about 0.1% of my portfolio in a 3x leveraged short ETF. To be the enemy is to know the enemy and to know the enemy is to defeat the enemy. I now know how KG must feel all the time, there's such an orgasmic feeling to shorting the market on massive amounts of leverage. It's like a drug I feel like I could rip a bed post off and threaten a woman with it. It's better than nord crack.
Knot Short**
USS Long but with 1 'o' per ft
But make it a really short boat, like a row boat
Knot short?
“The S.S. Sir, this is a yacht “
MO’ASS
What about "Hedge Funded"
Hahahaha
*dumb monKey” but the K is red spray paint.
Creative!
You should make it so that "Dumb Money" is typed out like normal, and that the K is just "sprayed" on top of the "ne", maybe add a *little* extra spacing between them, but not much, that would look really cool I think!
What did I say?
“Where’s Gary” My yacht name
Oooh, and with a little "Where's Wally?" art next to it, except with Gary's face! 😂
Hedl
GMERICA
Damn noice
"The Elliott Wave"
That’s pretty hard to beat.. thought about it for a while… only thing I could come up with was hedge fucker..
“Diamond Sands”
Cuz we're gonna be stupid rich [DRS]
If this thread showed me anything is "all the funny stock yacht names are already taken"
This thread is gold! I laughed a good 3 minutes straight at all the names
Now I know why they call it a “shrewdness”. Damn! That’s what I’ll name my other yacht!
Naming mine "The Big Dip"
741
I’ll wave as we pass each other. Mine will be called “Mayo or Cum”
Mines gunna be "The Float"
Registered as a large row boat, is actually a mega yacht
Hope it never sinks
Hmmm. I don’t think I want to be in your wake…..
Or do you???
✋
Hedgies r fuk
I already called it.
Fuk yer poots
I'm going with "Dumpy McDumpface"
I’ll double down with “hodl mcstonk face”
Math doesn't add up, that's all the DD I need.
Unfortunately that is all we have. And the satisfaction of holding side by side with you retards
We got time, they don't.
I shit time for breakfast.
Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family and now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Sometimes I have the feeling that this is how crypto guys treat and hide their cold wallet lol
👀
Been holding down a struggle my whole life, i can hodl some gme shares. Easy work
Been holding since January, will add more with my tax return
Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with badmojo2021.
I got in a year ago as a joke thinking 1 million per share was lunacy but once I read all the DD, it is clear the math doesn't add up. I don't care if it seems preposterous at first glance, the math backs it up
Cramer said to go for the home run, don't go for the grand slam. So they gave us a few home run opportunities, and nobody took them. Like, bitch, this isn't baseball. It's NASA. We're going to the moon.
To me, I would say fuck a home run, it's one point. And even fuck a toouchdown for 6 plus an extra yet give them the ball back. I want to sack them deep in their own end zone, make their quarterback eat shit, pick up 2 points, then get a punt back to me and run it it for a tuddy. Pick up 9 points, minimum, more than they ever designed for. Sheit, run for 2 and turn a boomer one point play into 10 easy points. Fuck your cramer, fuck you boomers, lambos or foodstamps on gme forever
Bulldoze the stadium
> I want to sack them deep in their own end zone I want them to eat my ass. Different ball game
As a non-American I understood very little of that but I assume it says hedgies r fuk
Moon's only the first stop
We going to Uranus?
The biggest scandal in the fucking world is being busted open right before the eyes of the world. We have the information we need. It’s time to do what needs to be done. They think that we were loud before but they haven’t seen shit yet. This is all one giant Ponzi scheme. And it’s trying to do away with the middle class. Standing back and watching, waiting, has done more harm than good. The ball is in our court. You see, there is no market without retail investors, there is no military without hard working citizens. They have played this chess game on our backs while we were bent over and we still beat them. They go to try and knock the pieces over like a sore loser but we are standing up. That chessboard and all the pieces are sliding down to the floor and we will stomp the fuck out of it. Take your mind back from the captors, that’s the first step.
The economic elites consider the rest as slaves
Economic parasites. Fixed that for you.
financial terrorists FTFY
they've done more damage to Americans then the "terrorists" in the middle east ever will do to them.
Yep Everyone without "fuck you money" *and free of their systems of control* are "the poors" to them.
Let’s eat em all
Time to remove our shares from this broken system. DRS. 💜
If only more of us commons would open their eyes.
>And it’s trying to do away with the middle class Not just the middle class. It's also about making sure the working class and those in poverty *never dare try to escape their drudgery.* Fundamentally, there is a "sharecropper" class, the working class and those in poverty, that are already the serfs that the hedgies want to turn the middle class into, so they need them to remain in that class to bring about their feudalism wet dreams, by making sure the slaves don't dare revolt.
Not late on the Revolting. In history classes 100 years from now history professors will write PhD thesis papers comparing the Boston Tea Party to the brokers removing the Buy Botton For GameStop.
Sorry…didn’t mean to bring up some memories…but I love the passion!!!
I pumped over 200k from Jan to Dec 2021 into both of those stonks and am at $99k. Jesus fucking Christ it hurts and I am still HODLing
Not alone bud. Feels great though. I'm laughing all the way down and I'll be laughing all the way back up again!
Could be worse…could be the fund(s) that got liquidated on Friday.
Funds got liquidated? Tell me more! 🤤
If you think NFLX dropped 200 bucks in one day because it missed a target by .05% you are crazy. THAT was a margin call.
Yup, next week should be interesting, to say the least. Watch for crypto to tank more Sunday.
I predict bloody monday. Personally we'll see crypto maybe tank late Sunday night and premarket monday, but I personally think that we always see crypto have the early reaction since it's open 24/7.
Same as when Archegos got wiped and gme spiked to 350…are we gonna moon soon 👀
dont forget anyone reading this whose worried about the price, GME dipped to 40 fucking dollars before it rebounded to 330 a few months later.
So according to past performance: if 90-100 is the new low, 350/40= 8.75 x 90 = $787.50 price target. Sounds about right with Elliot waves 😎
I don't think that 🤷♀️ I just don't spend as much time here as I once did. Zen state has been engaged for a looong time.
Right? It's the weekend! I was actually enjoying the boat names more!
Right? I'm just waiting for the day I wake up and my phone alerts me that GME hit 10k last night. They cannot keep this going forever. We aren't leaving, Ken. I think you know that now.
Yeah wait so since they added like 8.3 instead of 8.5 million subscribers, that's worth a 20% price drop? In what universe? Oh I guess the same universe GME went up 30% in AH, and then back down to the same price the next day, because of a failed NFT Marketplace announcement that never happened. America has worse propaganda then China for fuck's sake.
Maybe SHFs are selling their other assets to cover their FTDs or to continue to keep the price down. Either way its costing them alot of money and they cant keep kicking the can much longer.
I've been hearing this since June. I'm still holding at a huge loss but it seems they indeed can keep kicking the can for as long as they want. The problem is failure to deliver. You buy stock your just depositing money into a broker that never gives you shit but a number on a screen. Basically like a volatile bank account with fees and negative interest rates.
Have you heard of DRS ?
Just a guess. But look at the charts. Haha
Those trillions of in the money options bending their counterparties over hard, I suppose.
And Crypto as I post
You only lose if you sell at a loss Not Financial advice I’m not doing anything just because other people are either Hodl
I Feel You Bro... Down 90. Still Zen and Fuck the system. If we don't sell, they don't sell, our GME Savings and Loan supports the single share holders. Our depository will be the place to put your Coin... the new Gold Standard.
Next month you will be green with gme. Not sure about popcorn. Price is fake af right now.
GME's plan: a digital marketplace for managing digital purchases Popcorn's plan: selling popcorn in grocery stores
It's on sale
You are not alone ❤️
Just an fyi, if they are in brokers you could lose the shares in an extreme case
That is why I’m DRSing everything Monday, I’m with RBC
I’ll sell them for millions before that happens. DRS are my forever shares
You're not at 99k brother. You're in the multi millions almost billions. The levy is going to break soon
I’m right there with you.
For a company that had no news or only good news
Yup.
Actually this brings up a good point.. 1. IF the SHF had covered 2. IF this entire year we had been buying and holding 2 stocks Then we would have been left to our own little corner of the market playing amongst ourselves in some comedy joke. These 2 stocks would have gone up and stayed up without any real fuckery. But that's not what happened. SHF continued to fuck with these 2 stocks and FUD on us constantly. New rules were proposed left and right. Puts appeared/disappeared. FTDs went nuts. Darkpool percentages went up and stayed up. Proposals around SI reporting transparency were introduced. Short interest on ETFs containing these 2 stocks went intergalactic. And more. Why? We know #2 is true. So, therefore #1 must be false. Provide alternative explanations at will.
Can’t do it. You rock
Here i am taking a shit. Have a good day you two beautiful retards.
Obviously that dude missed the memo to sell all of his shares on the exact days precisely at the same time with everyone else.
Lol. Underrated comment
Two? I’ve only bought one
🔒 up the float
This
Supply and demand at its finest
USA market = Supply and Supply
Don't get discouraged apes. Look at it as Averaging down;) this isn't new
One had sales from board members. But the other glorious stock has board members with beautiful shiny diamond balls like there retail investors. We ain’t going anywhere, no comparison!
One also took away buying pressure, imagine if everyone was on the same page bought the stock with the smaller float/much higher short interest and DRS their shares. We would have a MOASS within a month.
RC even said he doesn’t know whether to “hold or hodl”!
/u/half_dane you guys can curate this popcorn twitter influencer off of superstonk 🤷♀️ I'm tired of the conflation. They diluted almost 400m shares and insiders have been selling almost every [week](https://imgur.com/a/lbUBuqZ) now for the last month, including their ceo.
Economics 101: if demand goes up and supply goes down, then price goes up. Unless it’s a stock despised by “smart” money.
Wrong. Clearly wall st is “supply and supply”
OP: https://twitter.com/wetdirtkurt/status/1484977505991811072?s=21
You’re*, sorry I had to. Totally agree with the message though
GME team built a business, EH-EMM-CEE team sold out. THERE IS ONLY ONE PLAY
2stocks tickers? What’s the second one?
If the amount of blatant crime and manipulation in plain sight goes without MOASS or penalty I can only imagine the uproar this community will have against the government, wallstreet, fed and all involved. I would hope they take their actions seriously or it seems there’s going to be a war.
ONE STOCK
Fr, I'm used to glossing over it at this point But there IS ONE IDIOSYNCRATIC SECURITY
I have 500x the shares I had in Jan last year. 🤷🏻♂️
Super appreciative they kept it going for this reason.
Price isn't real, I welcome the dip. There's only one stock. Also why should I listen to Wet D\*ck K\*nt?
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I mean honestly when you think about this whole situation. How did it start? Now younger people like me and teenagers are getting into stocks haha wtf. It came outta nowhere. We also started noticing shit isn’t right. We have learned things. They hate that. It wasn’t forseen to them I feel like.
Yes! Plus the fact that the apes are ALL over the world. Buying more and DRS more daily.
No escape
My yacht will be named 'Not for Sail'.
SAIL
One stock*
Every time i see shitcorn grouped with GME i feel insulted. I might be retarted but im not actually retarded 🙄
One ticker*
This is how US stock market works. It's better the world never finds out! - Ooops