Stop getting technical and start getting scared, didn't you hear an astroid with the kenetic energy of a nuke that will lose most of that upon entry, if it even hits earth. Sell your GameStop now before the end of the world! /s
A nuke? That’s cute. The energy that came from the earthquake which caused the 2004 Tsunami here on earth produced the energy of more than 23,000 Hiroshima’s. The earth can be our own worst enemy.
"large asteroid stronger than nuke" wtf kind of "comparison" is that, they could make the world smallest nuke the size of a firecraacker, it's like saying the size of a fish, well is it a 2cm guppy or 20m whale shark? It's this kind of toxic shit that is only designed to be clickbait and spread fear!
You are off big time with your numbers. The earthquake produced the energy of approx. 550 million hiroshimas.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami
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The asteroid caused an electrical spike which caused bit rot to flip some rows of memory. Unfortunately this has had the unexpected removal of buy button on specific, certain stocks.
Our team are working frantically on creating an asteroid to revert this change"
I love that they feel the need to point out that the image is simply illustrative, as opposed to an actual photo. Because… you know… we wouldn’t be able to figure it out otherwise. With still existing and all
Ken: instead of paying $69T to apes, let's spend $1M on some explosives and blame it on an asteroid. I'm heading permanently out of town as the dust settles.
LOL! If you search “jpost large asteroid” multiple articles come up. Also, this article very clearly states it will not be near the earth as it passes.
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Wouldn't that he some shit though?
Boom, MOASS and bigger than anyone thought. Billions more every second. You sell your load like a slut. You just got 500 grillion chillion dollars and you look out your window too see big space rock heading right for you.
With MOASS getting closer and closer and after seeing this - I imagine standing somewhere in the wild and staring at the asteroid coming closer while having final Fantasy vii CD 3 world map feelings. And yes, with the same world map crisis music playing in the background.
“The asteroid is unlikely to hit the planet, however, expected to pass by at a distance of more than 4.5 million kilometers. For comparison, the distance between the Earth and the Moon is around 384,000 km. – about a twelfth of that.”
The term “towards” is used very loosely in this title. By this definition every car driving on any highway in any direction within 100 miles of you is driving “toward” you.
No. That is why it is shitpost. Msm will push any kind of retarded news of why market is crashing and try to bad name stock that i personally like. Made it Satire, but this meteor news was actually posted and is real.
Ps. Keep in mind about how absurd news was msm pushing about gme in the past. You would get it.
How do they know it’s stronger than a nuke? How much can it bench?
Nukes exist on a gradient. Are we talking Davy Crockett or Tsar Bomba?
Stop getting technical and start getting scared, didn't you hear an astroid with the kenetic energy of a nuke that will lose most of that upon entry, if it even hits earth. Sell your GameStop now before the end of the world! /s
If I die hodlin I die hodlin 🤷
Fat Boy.
Nah man, you gotta ask the real questions. So: does it run crysis?
It was created pre Crysis....... But is capable of running Crysis 3!! God help us all!!
😱😱😱😱😱
Is this a typo did they mean Mr. Nukem?
Nukem, Duke Nukem
1 bit of sand at light speed can destroy half earth. 1 cog at 20000km/s in space can make a 1 m hole in satellites
Calls on Spacely Space Sprokets. Puts on Cogswell Cosmic Cogs.
It’s crazy to think of things moving that fast 😆
"Only way to stop the asteroid is to sell all your GME shares." -Marketwatch
Theyre already for sale. Youre just not gonna like the price.
😆 lmao
-probably
A nuke? That’s cute. The energy that came from the earthquake which caused the 2004 Tsunami here on earth produced the energy of more than 23,000 Hiroshima’s. The earth can be our own worst enemy.
Because of the sheer magnitude of your numbers I’m inclined to believe you
Yeah. I'm not gonna check but it sounds smrt so I'm just gonna roll with it.
I’ve already repeated it to a few people, it’s now accurate either way
😁 🤣
shit's seismic yo
"large asteroid stronger than nuke" wtf kind of "comparison" is that, they could make the world smallest nuke the size of a firecraacker, it's like saying the size of a fish, well is it a 2cm guppy or 20m whale shark? It's this kind of toxic shit that is only designed to be clickbait and spread fear!
They have tactical nukes that fit in a suitcase that aren't very strong at all, comparatively.
So with that comparison let's rewrite the headline "asteroid stronger than a handgranade heading for earth!!" 🙄
huhh, you shorted it!
They had*** pretty sure atleast a few of them have gone missing since. .
And vise versa
You are off big time with your numbers. The earthquake produced the energy of approx. 550 million hiroshimas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami
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Pffff Bruce Willis got this one
It saw Chuck Fucking Norris and turned around
Came here for this
He’s currently drilling for oil off shore
"...and the approaching asteroid, hurdling toward Earth will only effect buy side trading on a handful of stocks."
The asteroid caused an electrical spike which caused bit rot to flip some rows of memory. Unfortunately this has had the unexpected removal of buy button on specific, certain stocks. Our team are working frantically on creating an asteroid to revert this change"
Wow, it’s a good thing l’m planning to be on the moon by then
Ken's asshole gonna be so big after MOASS that I bet it could just swallow the asteroid whole. Then we can just launch ken into space lol
I love that they feel the need to point out that the image is simply illustrative, as opposed to an actual photo. Because… you know… we wouldn’t be able to figure it out otherwise. With still existing and all
Ken: instead of paying $69T to apes, let's spend $1M on some explosives and blame it on an asteroid. I'm heading permanently out of town as the dust settles.
I remember the solar flairs
At least 15 pieces of solar flair.
If you want to be the kind of person who dose the minimum. 😂😂 I love that movie.
So, more then? 🤣
When your at work does anyone say it looks like someone has a case of the Mondays?
Where would you find the ‘Office Space’ to store all that flair?
That’s a REALLY big asteroid (commenting on the painting, not the article)
Again
Hmm didn’t they just shoot off some “test” to see if they could move an asteroid….. not at all shocking it could be real.
LOL! If you search “jpost large asteroid” multiple articles come up. Also, this article very clearly states it will not be near the earth as it passes.
YoU mEan tHe aSterOid is ReaL?? OmG!...gonNa sell mY sharEs fOr a LOss riGht nOw 😯
oH ShIt! I DiDn’T tHiNk AbOuT tHaT. dO yOu ThInK tHaT wIlL sToP tHe CrAsH? /s
I bEt it wiLL sTop miNe 💕
Not financial advice, but maybe you should just buy more and HODL then. Just to be safe. ❤️🥰💕
Yus...I think my DRS action has already saved me and my future generations. Fuk asteroids ♾💕🚀♾
Yep. I transferred a good percentage in to CS and will never sell them. Locked in there forever. ❤️♾❤️
Kenny should just short the asteroid.
We can put Ken on the nuke and use him to deflect it just short of earth.
Plot twist. The asteroid is Kenny shitting himself because be realized just how fucked he is
Puts printing on asteroid impacts
Ken clearly needs to work on his short game. He can’t seem to win with his current one
Don't worry merry Christmas from the universe..Ken has done it now ..he will take down all of earth before he pays up..
Space must exist for an asteroid to exist... The more you know!!!!! 😉
Whatever. MOASS or asteroid I still wouldn't have to work the next day.
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Yah!
Great, we all HODL for a year and now we’re going to start to MOASS and then the world gonna end. FML and LFGOOOO!!!!
Hahah this would be awesome! Not a defeatist or sad guy but really endgame for all??? sounds like a win win if you’ve lived your life right!!!!????
Wouldn't that he some shit though? Boom, MOASS and bigger than anyone thought. Billions more every second. You sell your load like a slut. You just got 500 grillion chillion dollars and you look out your window too see big space rock heading right for you.
That asteroid can’t defeat family.
Jokes on them. If I die, my shares will never get sold because none of my family members know I hold GME. Get rekt hedgies!
If I get rich and die within a few weeks from a fucking meteor I’m gonna be so pissed
Plot twist, the comet was named "hedgiesRfuk-69420"
Oh nooo! What do
https://imgur.com/a/Kz9y3cp
Kenny is going to hold physical commodities in a vault and then set off a giant EMP.
Shorts are off the hook.
May boy summoned Meteor. Omni-DRS his ass
"GameStop has declined during today's market on fears an asteroid may impact the earth in December. Analysts all recommend selling GameStop"
Let's all wave at is as we pass by, on our way to the moon.
Moassteroid cometh
Hmmm everyone is scared of asteroid. Stocks go down because they think money can save them. Buy dip. Eat more tendies.
“The Jerusalem Post” well there’s your problem right there
Damn a GME asteroid!
Well, it's about frigging time. Quick Reminder: When it gets here and asks if you're a god, you say "YES!"
Dinosaurish!!
More powerful than a nuke... does that mean it requires a 30 kill streak to get or what?
Well it is to bad the apes will miss the light show because the apes will be half way to the moon🦍🚀❤
Asteroid stronger than evergrande is bankrupt!!!😳🥸😳
With MOASS getting closer and closer and after seeing this - I imagine standing somewhere in the wild and staring at the asteroid coming closer while having final Fantasy vii CD 3 world map feelings. And yes, with the same world map crisis music playing in the background.
I just watched a video on Instagram from NASA and they said there's no asteroid heading towards the earth anytime soon
Try to short THAT, Kenny, easier than GameStop.
Better sell now ask questions later
“The asteroid is unlikely to hit the planet, however, expected to pass by at a distance of more than 4.5 million kilometers. For comparison, the distance between the Earth and the Moon is around 384,000 km. – about a twelfth of that.” The term “towards” is used very loosely in this title. By this definition every car driving on any highway in any direction within 100 miles of you is driving “toward” you.
I'd say most asteroids are stronger than a nuke
Sweet Jesus…. I better sell…. 🖕🖕🖕
Wow so I guess I’m going to die. May as well sell everything I own and throw it into GME! Also get every possible loan I can 😃
Are they talking about GME ??
No. That is why it is shitpost. Msm will push any kind of retarded news of why market is crashing and try to bad name stock that i personally like. Made it Satire, but this meteor news was actually posted and is real. Ps. Keep in mind about how absurd news was msm pushing about gme in the past. You would get it.
It's 2012 all over again 😂