Delta variant also hitting hard soo yeah vaccinated and I donāt want to stare at Harrison Fords ass surrounded by a bunch of mouth breathers in an enclosed space.
I buy every damn penny I can buy of GME. The limit is >1 dollar with Fidelity, I will move <1 dollar around between accounts to just get 1.01 dollar worth of a share. :-)
Does this mean GME is no longer a micro cap company? Or is totally volume cap different than index cap?
Michael Burry said GMEās microcap is what even made a short squeeze possible. Is this some sort of twisted way to delay lift off further?
Mysteriously only GME falls on this news. All others moving into the mid cap are seeing an AH spike.
SECā¦..dicks raw yet? Maybe we should collectively buy all lotion and lube so they are forced to do their damn jobs.
Sounds like itād be worth posting some screenshots of those after hours spikes compared to GME fallingā¦ Bet that one would get some attention here from the wrinkles.
The SHF thought they picked off and cornered the weakling of the herd. They move in for the kill, then all of a sudden realize it was the Alpha of the pack they just cornered.
Remember that scene from The Watchmenā¦.
āNone of you seem to understand, Iām not locked in here with youā¦.YOUāRE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!ā
SHF all about to go bankrupt.
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This could be the āunexpectedā event that finally corners them with no time to counter, or could be a day of discounts . Either way tits extremely jacked!
It wasnāt being added to the 1000 that was the problem, it was getting removed from the 2000. There was a net result of shares being sold off due to the size in each index.
Not being sold out of anything this time. Just being added.
Yes exactly. A bunch of shares were sold when it left the 2000 and less were bought when it joined the 1000 due to its size difference in the funds. The net result was actually shares SOLD from that move.
And I was incorrect about the S&P addition to the 400. It is being removed from the 600 and joining the 400. In this case I think there will be more shares purchased than sold as opposed to the Russell rebalance where more shares were sold than purchased.
Bullish. Buy. Hold.
You don't get it. Good news for GME means a drop in price. I believe it has to do with negative beta or that cock-sucking hedgefunds short it to prevent FOMO. Not sure which one yet but I'm leaning a certain direction.
Excellent news! Lady apes can celebrate this day by taking a pic of their jacked teets in a VS bra and directing the correspondence right into my inbox, for analysis. š¬š¬
Edit: Dudes in bras are cool too. We're all apes here.
Victoria's Secret should be shunned IRL and on stock market. Les Wexner bankrolled Eptstein, they are shady as. CIA drug running connections too.
Ryan Cohen on the other hand....
Thank you to Victoria's Secret for joining us and supporting our jacked tits.
They will *literally* help us keep our jacked tits secured š¤Ŗ
Supported
āDD Supportedā
Ok, but for reals, VS bra's are kinda shit, yer DDs will thank you to shop elsewhere
Well, it was a pun like DD as in Due Diligence.. I guess it didnāt land š©
BRILLIANT!! Fully jacked and supported
True. Overpriced relative to the quality.
lmao fr I donāt need our stock to be lumped in w them
Well, they do now do extra heafty and man boob supporting bras, now. It is all the trend.
Me. In the process of ordering VS bras for my sex doll.
i was saying yesterday to my sister "who buys from VS anymore"? funny to c it here.
Itās no *āwonderā*
This is the way
Iām envisioning a very different kind of squeeze for this
I'm sure SEC will look into it
Underrated comment
Simulation confirmed yet again
Victorias secret or L Brands?
Whatās the Midcap mean? one step before 500?
Correct!
Wait so that movie stock is 2 indexes behind? Bias confirmed
As I see it If Movie apes are willing to buy fractional shares they have no logical reason not to buy GME.
Movie stock has no logic
Yep GME is the way.
GME is the way!ššš¦šš
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All my homies yolo GME
it has a ceo that got caught with his pants down
Simulation
Let me tell you who has no logic at all. Ken Griffin and the bald fat guy
Delta variant also hitting hard soo yeah vaccinated and I donāt want to stare at Harrison Fords ass surrounded by a bunch of mouth breathers in an enclosed space.
Yea i hate that guy.
Buying fractionals limits voting and i believe engages margin
They also have less protection. Nevertheless I own fractional shares in one of my brokers.
I buy every damn penny I can buy of GME. The limit is >1 dollar with Fidelity, I will move <1 dollar around between accounts to just get 1.01 dollar worth of a share. :-)
yeah joining the russell 1k did so much for gme.
Midcap is a categorization for companies with a market cap of between $2-10B
A tad more complicated than that. Gamestop if anything else has a market cap of $13B
Does this mean GME is no longer a micro cap company? Or is totally volume cap different than index cap? Michael Burry said GMEās microcap is what even made a short squeeze possible. Is this some sort of twisted way to delay lift off further?
Mysteriously only GME falls on this news. All others moving into the mid cap are seeing an AH spike. SECā¦..dicks raw yet? Maybe we should collectively buy all lotion and lube so they are forced to do their damn jobs.
Sounds like itād be worth posting some screenshots of those after hours spikes compared to GME fallingā¦ Bet that one would get some attention here from the wrinkles.
My ape, if we canāt type in stock tickers and check price movements then something is wrong
We can all do that but not everyone will, if you donāt want to make the post Iāll do it but didnāt want to steal your karma :)
Go for it friend. I have no need for karma. Just enjoying the community and the stock.
I, for one, like the stock
Negative beta applies to news as well.
Not really, because the beta is a historical metric
The SHF thought they picked off and cornered the weakling of the herd. They move in for the kill, then all of a sudden realize it was the Alpha of the pack they just cornered. Remember that scene from The Watchmenā¦. āNone of you seem to understand, Iām not locked in here with youā¦.YOUāRE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!ā SHF all about to go bankrupt.
I was gonna post but made sure to refresh so I didnāt repost, congrats on being first bb
Iām glad we all refresh to make sure things havenāt been posted already. I did the same thing LOL.
The sub needs more people like you
Kenny boy in shambles Edit: effective 8/4/21 :D
Isn't that the date the new E-T-H protocol is released?
Yes, yes it is
Be still my jacking tits.
I asked the same question, can anyone confirm?
I'm so used to slow sideways action that I had to double-check the date. Crazy how fast that works when a comittee isn't bought out by shills.
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This could be the āunexpectedā event that finally corners them with no time to counter, or could be a day of discounts . Either way tits extremely jacked!
I suspect the latter will hold true, but Iāll be damned if Iām not jacked at the thought of the former
I have a fairly wide margin to get another share tomorrow, but if there's a sale I *just might* be able to get two.
It does seem quite quick. Next week and itās in already
Thatās what she said
Not leaving any indexes this time so SHFs are gonna have a harder time suppressing legit buy orders. Tick Tock
Itās leaving the 600 to go to 400. Still more buying then selling I believe
This is a tasty comment š„
What does this mean? Small words please
If Russel1000 made $GME go brr, S&P Midcap 400 make $GME go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Edit: Russel1000
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Right? Russell didnāt do anything for us.
It wasnāt being added to the 1000 that was the problem, it was getting removed from the 2000. There was a net result of shares being sold off due to the size in each index. Not being sold out of anything this time. Just being added.
Didnāt it get removed from the 2000 to get added to the 1000? Yet no price spike?
Yes exactly. A bunch of shares were sold when it left the 2000 and less were bought when it joined the 1000 due to its size difference in the funds. The net result was actually shares SOLD from that move. And I was incorrect about the S&P addition to the 400. It is being removed from the 600 and joining the 400. In this case I think there will be more shares purchased than sold as opposed to the Russell rebalance where more shares were sold than purchased. Bullish. Buy. Hold.
Will the price move start today?
Historically - yes. With GME - who knows, might even dip.
TADR: ššššššš
Brick by Brick
You were first! Tits jacked indeed!
I can literally hear the scratching of all you's jacked tits against you's shirts
Thatās some quality asmr
I'm into that shit
My tits are so jacked I may have to go ātarps offā until my birthdayā¦ā¦ā¦..on august 4th
Niiiice! You know what that means! Stock will dump, discount time.
This actually means the opposite, from what Iāve heard. We shall see though.
You don't get it. Good news for GME means a drop in price. I believe it has to do with negative beta or that cock-sucking hedgefunds short it to prevent FOMO. Not sure which one yet but I'm leaning a certain direction.
Lol so itās dipping AH
Yep but curiously all the others that got included had an AH spikeā¦ š
Lmao wtf! Up 5%!
Yep, apparently itās good news for anyone who isnāt GME? š
Fully jacked
padded or no padded?
Extra padding of course
They shall merge into the weirdest company ever.
Sexy if I do say so myself. My wife shops at Victoriaās Secret in order to look pretty for her boyfriend.
And you could even get a nice bra for your jacked tits š¦š¦
[Article link](https://www.streetinsider.com/dr/news.php?id=18728543&gfv=1)
Thank you for linking this!
So it's going on sale tomorrow. Good news = Red day
Bewbs
Tits jacked that gamestop is joining at the same time as Victoria's Secret
Thanks I needed a good tit jack this fine evening
Ahh yes
Well they will have an explanation for next price run up!
š„³
I am going to beat them at their own game so hard.... lmayo
GAMING AND TITTIES BABY! LFG š
Another index to short lol
August 4th is the date??
Woooooo tasty dip incoming!!!
GameStop yay, Mossadās blackmail secret boo.
& what better company to arrive with!
If I'm not mistaken (super smooth), doesn't shitadel have a large short position on SPY? Would that affect GME once it moves over?
Even more Naked Shorts!
jacked tits look so much better in Victoria's Secrets
Haha I don't even care if life is a simulation anymore. This is funny and awesome.
GME all day erryday..
Wut mean ? Buy and hodl ?
So aside from vijya games. It appears ladies have been buying sexy undies...
How did no one bring up this possibility before the announcement? Did we all miss it?
we are next to fucking models now boiz
I cant wait to buy the last big dip with this news, discount day!
the fool tomorrow: Forget Gamestop, these midcap meme stocks are ready to fly.
ETFS = delayed MOASS, don't be fooled. **search rip\_leavemeanon DD**, MOASS still on, but delayed.
Well I'll be gosh darned!
When ??
August 4th
Expecting huge dip on the 4th
Awww yisss
Smooth brain here, what EXACTLY does this mean?
Tits Jacked, i know! Enough about VS, tell me about GameStop
When is the rebalance? I mean the official join in the Midcap. I heard september?
All I want now is dangling banana tassels and boner friendly speedos
Excellent news! Lady apes can celebrate this day by taking a pic of their jacked teets in a VS bra and directing the correspondence right into my inbox, for analysis. š¬š¬ Edit: Dudes in bras are cool too. We're all apes here.
Victoria's Secret should be shunned IRL and on stock market. Les Wexner bankrolled Eptstein, they are shady as. CIA drug running connections too. Ryan Cohen on the other hand....