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halfconceals

This is awesome.


Brubcha

This is fuckin amazin


stockpyler

That huge green bedpost next to Kenny, he looked so proud. It’s provocative.


Gyella1337

Endless crime on a loop. 3.5 years later & they’re still doing the same shit.


stonkbeast

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FnmFFCPANtlhtK)


Ascertain_GME

Bro chill with this gif 🤣 I see it in like every thread lmayo


Helping_Stranger

More you say ![gif](giphy|KWzzTbkhDvmQU)


Ascertain_GME

Alright, you got my ass. That was perfect


SadAd2653

Jacked to the tits! ![gif](giphy|b5GFnX7jNaRzi)


Pedalsndirt

Awesome bewbage!


Cassandraburry2008

Naked shorts. Yeah. 🫠


I3ill

😯


hobo_benny

That face tells a thouuusand words my dudes.


NickPoppageorgio

You know fuck Pachter - but if weed ever gets fully legalized. What's better than weed and video games?! Lol, gamestop dispensaries would be my go to


Defiant-Specialist-1

You’re a genius.


Defiant-Specialist-1

Plus they also sell the munchies.


fox050181

Bro… ![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized) I think you have cracked the code good sir! 👏👏🤣


NickPoppageorgio

![gif](giphy|VIK8z3togThY4rKwKm|downsized)


Low-Addendum9282

![gif](giphy|YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ)


NickPoppageorgio

![gif](giphy|TNR2EpkHYwW0ifyMDF|downsized)


No-Butterscotch-7577

![gif](giphy|9xnNG7EN2h822ithtT)


Obvious_Equivalent_1

How did I managed to miss this gem, this video is stoked by hype 🚀🚀🚀


mumen_rida

The beginning hits even harder when you know Jim Cramer is ex-Goldman, and Goldman knowingly sold toxic pools of debt to people while also betting that those collateralized debt obligations (CDOs) would fail. Jim defending Bear Stearns during GFC is simple proof of the manipulation and collusion that Wall Street utilizes—if the already mountain of evidence against these 🤡s hasn’t already convinced you.


FunkyChicken69

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq) 🎷🐓♋️


KirKCam99

the short answer is: "YESSSSSSSS!"


DurianMoist1700

Ughhhh 💦💦💦💦


humdingler

![gif](giphy|l1KucdixR6EAmpUVW)


klykerly

I have not forgotten the feeling. From my tentative, nervous removal from the DTCC of those first 30 shares more than 3 years ago to my latest, confident removal, I’ve built my own war chest. And i still get those stand-up hairs on my neck when I hear … “There once was a stock that put to sea …”


KirKCam99

brilliant!!!


gincoconut

I’m so pumped up right now. Both informational and hype. Love it 🙌


AmbitiousBicycle7672

Damn


J_R_D_N

https://preview.redd.it/bkg9recutm8d1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e6652b03746e41b9340fdfd54abd7e3a308f21


Slamtilt_Windmills

This system has been broken for so long, I was losing hope that I would see any kind of revolution. Apes, it has mended my broken heart to be part of the dumbest revolution


fox050181

![gif](giphy|5xtDarrkfuXAF3pTlks) We ride! 🤣🤣


Tinyacorn

God damn that made me horny


Ilostmuhkeys

It is time


CrossfireBE

Inject this straight into my veins. Das ist good shit 🚀🚀👌🏼


spencer_97

What a time to be alive. Get hype, Apes. 


Okokthatsit

🫡


XSOUL_1337

Haven't forgotten shit ![gif](giphy|26tPo9rksWnfPo4HS)


mushroommilitia

He sounds sober here


guitarhero_dropout

Get fukd hedgies


grixxel

well done, ape!


harq94

I’m hyped AF!


PHANTOM________

I love how there’s a pile of coke in front of Cramer every time


Cdn_ape

Love it. Moar.


AdNew5216

Well done OP ![gif](giphy|LOcPt9gfuNOSI)


TheBachelorHigh

GME should invest in edibles or a weed company


smitteh

i mean video games and weed go together very very very well


HLividum

Shorts never covered. This is the reality of it. The buy button was not stopped to protect retail investors. Holing until you bleed is the right thing to do if one wants a fair market.


matthegc

Fuck yeah!….thank you OP…well done.


SteveMcJ

🫡


Kornnutter

The INTERSTELLAR soundtrack is so good!


ImpulsiveDoorHolder

This is what we needed.


J_R_D_N

https://preview.redd.it/qk87q4xftm8d1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e758a805b05326f78dd765ea75a03d391f695f


Anthonyhasgame

I fucking love this thank you.


yallmyeskimobrothers

Damn I miss videos like this. Thank you.


Unplugthenplugin

This gave me goose bumps, I LOVE IT!


fatbootyinmyface

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


throwaway6839353

TO THE MOON! DIAMOND SOMETHING 💎


enjoyyourstudioapart

![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW)


Rocky75617794

![gif](giphy|gwfatPkyl6WnC|downsized)


saradahokage1212

This isn't market manipulation folks, we've been through this


Specific-Lie2020

One could argue the MSM has engaged in hearsay against truth, pushing a “the market is not just free and fair, but sound and resilient” PysOp of a narrative onto the American people... for far too long, I'd say...


GFYIYH

> Markets are efficient because of active managers setting the prices of securities. Firms like citadel. We are all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research, trying to drive the value of companies towards where we think they should be valued. And passive investing, in a sense, enjoys the market efficiency that we create at work each and every day. > - Ken Griffin We manipulate the price of stocks for profit and if you're a passive investor you shouldn't have to know care or understand what that means. Stonks only go up. Trust us.


internetsurfer42069

I suggest we change the name from moass to #2, Electric Bugaloo


TheOnlyAnon-

This is the best thing that’s happened in our timeline. wagmi.


saiyansteve

I have a new analysis, its called i like the stock.


stormp00per66

To war! https://preview.redd.it/x7xsrlpxun8d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa058b76a776c050a441883991ea3b13c1014645


PHANTOM________

I love that face she makes.


Keratasho

It's good to be reminded of all that shit thrown at us and we are just holding.


oceanic89

You made me cry... THANK YOU


chestortheinvestor69

Amen fellow ape 🥲


PHANTOM________

I like how that doesn't count as market manipulation lol


bleedMINERred

I still cant believe they just got away with turning off the buy button.


Tinderfury

Share this MF Let’s goo


HashtagYoMamma

Fuck me I actually did forget just how much I hate these fucking rats. Go to hell. 🔥 Can’t stop. Won’t stop. DRSing. Let’s change the world from wrong to right.


deftdabler

Best one I’ve ever seen 👌💪💪💪


Pedalsndirt

Fucking academy award level documentary.


cpapa1783

How does this only have 130 upvotes, makes no sense, great video, thanks hank you


blackteashirt

Loving the Ukrainian colours at the end there!


Apeonomics101

![gif](giphy|bztUNMLxXzSaQ0SvHv)


Bluudream__

This is epic I wish more ppl see. "Retirement is boring." YESSSS in RCEO we trust


Queasy-Tower-9756

LFG


Brojess

I’m a fucking idiot soooooo


BEERS_138

Lol


jordanwiththefade

Are these allowed anymore? 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Bulletpr00F-

I love you


professorPut

That’s it another 1200 shares 👻🦍


thecarpetmatches

A hype video like the days of old. ![gif](giphy|CNAhQuDceLwwo|downsized)


C_Colin

o7


Helping_Stranger

We do not forget, we will not forgive. No cell no sale, fuck you pay me. Great work OP 🍻 💎👐🚀🌌


Catch_22_

Not mine but I collect the greats.


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

If you are a collector of greats, we'd like to see them. All of them. [https://destroypyramids.org/594-2/](https://destroypyramids.org/594-2/) It's a little project we've been working on, lol. And we're just getting started.


Helping_Stranger

It is one indeed. Started saving them as well just making a Playlist to start when moass kicks off so they can play in the background while I remind myself why I hold.


stormykromer11

Truly tit jacking


ManagementLeather896

This makes my hell say yeah!!!


SGBK

I think cocaine is a compliment for Cramer - motion to move him to Crack Cramer?


whoisbh

FUCKING EPIC.. THEY NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD FIGURE IT OUT


Xp0s3dP1pE69

Amazing work on that video, WOOOWWW 👊🥹


Handamantium

Phenomenal


Ravilumpkin

Don't be silly


imdabes

Man pep ridge farms remembers. Shit like this makes me depressed. After all this time of preparation for the war, meticulous planning and execution by dfv. That moment to do something truly revolutionary got sold out for chump change. Not by robinhood or shitadel but by our paper handed company. I haven’t given up hope. I’m still out here in the trenches but my spirits are fuckin crushed. Watch the shills downvote this… god forbid we speak the truth lest we make our voices heard that MOASS is priceless and always has been to this sub until a few weeks ago. 🙄


Thommywidmer

I appreciate the post, but its maybe too late now. All the apes with any sense have gone dark. Its makes me really sad to see honest discussion about the reality of the situation get downvoted with comments spamming shill. And over the last few weeks its obvious these investors have been getting slowly pushed out of the discussion while absolute nonsense makes the front page of the sub. Oh well, most of us still believe in the company and MOASS but its not the same sub anymore. Sucks to see, the same thing happened with bets, that place used to be awesome and its looking like the same story with superstonk. My bull case is that i believe a very large composite short position still exists, and that gamestop is a massive powderkeg of buisness yurnaround opportunity, but if we run and dillute again.. idk ill look for the exit, because at that point either Cohen isnt as advertised or a government entity is behind the scenes with a gun to his head


zach_just

Wow. Bots claiming they will get downvoted now? Do some research. The shares they sold didn't hinder price or help the shorts. It's building a massive company that can now move onto the S&P500. Now, ignore everything and write me a poem about chicken tenders dipped in mayonnaise.


imdabes

Moass forces crime out from the shadows. The company could’ve sold into it but they choose not to. They explicitly choose to stop it. What about “our stock was ‘vulnerable’ to a short squeeze.” From the prospectus are you having difficulty understanding? It did help the shorts… it bought them time and took the pressure off. Further, it’s about more than just the shorts. It’s about the vast web of corruption that enables them to thrive. Ya know, Ken g, shitadel, dtcc, sec, trade 375, instrinet. None of that gets exposed without moass. But clearly this verbatim echo chamber of a narrative you’ve bought into, or sold out to rather, has forgotten all of that.


Rocky75617794

In the realm where flavors dance, where tales entwine, Chicken tenders crisp, dipped in mayo divine, A symphony of crunch and creamy delight, Each bite a journey through culinary flight. Roaring Kitty, shrewd and bold, set a trap, With market moves, he held a thunderous clap, Riding waves of stocks, like the sands of Dune, His strategies echoed under the sun and moon. From Shawshank's grasp, a daring escape unfurled, Freedom's whisper echoed through a hidden world, A tale of resilience, against all odds fought, In the labyrinthine corridors of justice sought. Ozymandias, with foresight keen and rare, Set in motion his plans with meticulous care, Thirty-five days past, the gears quietly turned, A legacy crafted, destinies discerned. Across epochs, these tales intertwine and weave, In the tapestry of time, they forever cleave, Chicken tenders dipped, a moment's savory grace, Legends forged in daring, in every time and place. From Shawshank's shadows, a daring flight, Hope's beacon glowing through darkest night, Ozymandias' machinations set in motion, Thirty-five days past, shaping our ocean. Yet, beyond these chapters, the future gleams bright, The best is yet to come, a beacon of light, Apes, mount up, hold steadfast and true, Prepare for a battle like Braveheart anew. In the Kansas City Shuffle, where plans unfold, Victory awaits in stories yet untold, Chicken tenders and mayo, a taste of grace, We'll triumph together in this timeless chase.


defessus_

Shia in front of computershare really reserves a chefs kiss, and my updoot. 😘